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What is /biz/-tan?
>>23426>in b4 le happy merchant.jpg
>>23426
>>23453what would le happy merchant be if she was a animu grill :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yesbbJxDmKw
Man being famous would be great.
What abut this
manager-chan from samflamdelicious
>>23877Seconded.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mikane_sebiri
>>23552Well, that made my day.
>>23893>that moleTime for a fap!
>>23552based fiddy
>>23922Enjoy.
Holo
I think we all know the answer to this
Use this as a base and work from there.
ECONOMICS HIJACK LOL
>>23968I prefer the text art version||>|3|
>>23507I wish this anime was actually good.
>>23870No Shiba
>>24157
>>23893Is that Samurai Flamenco? Excellent.
>>24210Yup.
>>24236She is a sex goddess
>>24236I know the anime, but I forgot the specific episode. Don't tell me, I'll just google search.
>>24240
>>24282
>>23948I'm sold.
>>24478We already have a special lady you kike>>24282>>24236>>23948
Get your act together, cocksuckers.
what are some girl's names that have biz or bis in it?like how /co/'s tan is named /co/nrad
>>24503...Elizabiz? I don't think there are any.
I haven't even played the game and I know the answer.
>>24558
>>23481I vote for Scrooge, because he's a rich bastard that's though as nails.
>>24591I vote that you go fuck off fag
>>24601Alright then, faglord.
>>24629I second this. Scrooge is the perfect fit for this board.
>>23978This. HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO
>>24648>>24629>unashamedly samefagging your own postwow
>>24629It should be Scrooge's adopted half brother, Morty McDuckstein
Judging from half the posts here, /biz/-tan should be a NEET from [a/jp] trying to invest their autism bux into penny stocks with a pet Shiba Inu
>>24657>s-samefag>there could never ever be two or more people having the same opinion, differing from my own on 4chanYour browsing experiences here must be very harrowing and confusing.
>>24705Oh, and she's also half wolf because HOLOHOLOHOLOHOLO
>>24706You can't fool me samefag. You didn't even deny it.
>>24554close enough
>>23978The wolf of /biz/ street.Arbitrage and puffy vagina. She'd make a good board tan.
>>24715>You didn't even deny it.I implied it. Did your mother smoke crack when she was carrying you?
>>24737holo it is, although I like manager-chan myself
>>24737I really liked the idea of Scrooge McDuck, but Horo is actually a pretty good candidate.
>>24814Horo, NEET threads, Socialism generals, scamming threads, expat TESOL threads, muh major, buttcointhis is the best board ever
>>24814How is horo related to finance or economics in any way?
>>24833Truly, it is a paradise
>>24833At least Horo is relevant.The communists are just here to stir shit.
>>24842Really?
>>24842Did you read Spice & Wolf? No? Then shut up.
>>24856I don't keep up with children's cartoons.>>24868No, that's why I'm asking, genius.
>>24878Oh here's another one of the "I hate anime and I'm on 4chan guys"
>>24878http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_and_Wolf>The series has been called a "unique fantasy" by Mainichi Shimbun due to the plot focusing on economics, trade, and peddling rather than the typical staples of fantasy such as swords and magic.Here ya go anon-kun.
>>24878In a thread about a board-tan>I don't keep up with children's cartoonsDo you know what a "tan" is? *shakes head*Anyway, the tl;dr of it: Spice and Wolf is about trading guilds, economics, and a cute wolf girl.
>>24878Get out.I SAID GET OUT!
>>24902Anime is shit. I stopped watching it ages ago. If you press most neckbeards about it, they'll admit it too. Most of them watch anime for the pretty girls. Their time is better spent watching porn.
>>24946Oh he's actually a troll, sorry mea culpa
>>24501>how to conquer the world>1. Invest in potato farming>2. ???>3. Profitbased Maou
>>24948Sorry your taste is so unrefined that you think anyone who refuses to watch mass produced jap garbage is a troll.Hopefully once you step out of the basement you'll see the light.
>>24978/pol/ please, you promised you wouldn't do this
>>24978>mass produced jap garbage >Spice & Wolf
>>24978>implying
it does have a queen
>>249024chan has long moved on from being a board just about anime. Get with the times, ya dumb bitch
>>25645more like you're on the wrong website fag
>>24478ears need work
Goddamn
Stand back
j/k
>>25853see>>25712
>>23877>>23893>>23922>>23948>>24210>>24236>>24240>>24261>>24282>>25804>all this managerYou've made me proud, /biz/.
>>24967Does anyone have that GIF of her tits jiggling that says ECONOMICS? I seem to have lost mine in my many large, cavernous image foldersThat's actually a good thread starter if you're talking about econ.
>new board>business and finance>/a/ see's it>wherever I go I must shitpost animeThanks guys.
Kaiji is best since this is 4chan afterall.Aren't we all just a bunch of losers who are just trying to get a lucky break?
>>28644You must be new to this whole 4chan thing.
>>28725If I was new I wouldn't know that /a/ shitposts in every single board.
>>28744can I pay you so you kill yourself?
>>28644I agree >>28725We are not in 2007 anymore retarded
>>28744This board was created by moot to discuss anime. Figure why /a/ is one one the oldest and biggest boards
>>28644>/a/>not /jp/oh you clueless, poor sod
>>28771you assimilate into the culture or you will be told to fuck offI know you are new so I will spell it out plainly for youlurk more
>>28811>you assimilate into the culture or you will be told to fuck offlolyou are not in an anime board retarded
>>28771who ever said it's a 2007 thing? You trust knowyourmeme too much
>>28828Lurk more fagtard.
/biz/ Asking the hard hitting questions like what's our board tanBut for real, good on ya.Just need to get some drawfags in here to art you up one, or some combination of manager tan and holoholoholoThis is also a good idea >>24705
>>28786No. 4chan was, but now we have different sections of the site./a/ likens it to complaining that there's chinese food in a chinese restaurant. Not really.It's like bitching about people bringing in chinese food to your sporting store, and computer shop, and pet store.Then, when you complain, people go "THIS MALL WAS ORIGINALLY JUST A CHINESE RESTAURANT HUAHUEHUAHUE"
>>28845no it's more like complaining that all cafes in akihabara are not western cartoon themed.
>>28866>akihabaraSorry I have not read the Harry Potter books in a while, what does this one do?
>>24814Why do we need a cute anime girl to be our mascot? I mean spice and wolf is the best choice if were going down that road, but come lets at least try make this board different.
>>28906it fucks your mom in the ass while you watch
>>28845>It's like bitching about people bringing in chinese food to your sporting store, and computer shop, and pet store.>not wanting the convenience of delicious Chinese food while doing your shoppingLuddite, swerve!
>>28925Sure, we could have an unusually ugly 3DPD woman for our board-tan. That'd set us apart! I don't know if it'd be in a good way though.
There is only one true answer.
The point of a board-tan is something the board created to represent the board. This means it shouldn't be based on the people in it, /x/ isn't made up of cute paranoid crazy chicks, /ck/ isn't a bunch of busty housewives, but they're appropriate representations of what the board is about. Board-tans are supposed to be fun, enjoyable to create, I mean sure there is bound to be some arguments, but if we find no joy in creating it then what the fuck is the point.So we need to design, as a group, something that represents /biz/
>>29308this site is dead and I want it to die so fucking badstop mutilating the corpse moot
>>29308This man speaks the truth
>>29308Fucking this.
>>29308You're right, of course, but I'd give /biz/ a little bit of time to settle down first. Board-tan characters should represent the way the board acts in broad strokes anyway. Forcing a character for a discussion board like /biz/ is stupid.At this point, it looks like /biz/:*Has an unhealthy obsession with cryptocurrency*Is more than OK with less-standard methods of obtaining currency (gambling, pawning, speculating)*Operates internationally
>/biz/-tan thread>This implies that they are asking for the anime personification/representative of /biz/ in this thread.>NOOOOO GET OUT ANIME.I don't understand.
>>31684It's just the standard "stop liking what I don't like" types that can't hide threads.
Oh btw what is good /biz/ anime to watch?
>>31799Spice and Wolf. Duh.
>>28713This, we are also a bunch of cryfaggots.
>>31925Do you know any other?
>>31925Whats it about? I have a thing for foxgirls.
>>31684>>31710>wanting to keep /a/ in /a/>suddenly I am the bad guy>>31659YOU
>>31990Medieval travelling merchant meets wolf spirit and helps her go somewhere (and they never get there because they never made more.) Mercantile hijinks ensue. I didn't really enjoy it, but it's pretty good for waifu material I guess.
We need some fucking drawfags in here.
recette
>>>/co/58972639You should give input
>>32840/q/'s the dumpster baby of boards
Would you consider adopting /q/?
I'm guessing it's a he, and he should be dressed kinda nicely, maybe some sunglasses. I can draw pretty well.
Honestly, I think we have more women tans than we do male tans. I'm okay with this because I like girls and a boss woman in a business suit makes me hard for some reason.
>>33083Okay so boss lady, glasses yay or nay?
>>33164Yay.
>>28828That image is so misleadingMoot has said in streams that he watches animeHell, he is keeping up with Gundam Unicorn
>>33227Okay glasses, what kind of hair cut?
>>33271Pulled tightly in a bun. Unless you have a better idea for her hair.
>>33291I was thinking bun or really short so she doesn't look like /q/
>>33376Cool, so we're in agreement. Shame about /q/ though, she was a qt 3.14.
>>33411Hair color?
>>33471I was thinking black, strawberry blonde, or red (not auburn because that's kinda brown, like /q/'s hair).
>>33530The journey thus far.
>>33471Something like this? I really like the idea of redish hair.
Also can we have sexy pant suits?
>>33565Lookin' good.>>33581Yeah, it's not Auburn, it's Red, perfect.
>>29227Who the fuck is this guy?
>>29308What about /b/ is there tan an under aged chick wearing a football helmet and straight jacket ?
>>33565she needs more 'assets' for her portfolio
Not a bussiness person but whatever
>>33657Kill la Kill character, his family controled half Japan and his power was money.
>>33725Might be a good fit then.
/biz/-tan should be a Shiba in a business suit
>>33703Didn't we make /b/ a fat fuck as a tan?
>>33794Shiba is areally a short-lived meme. I would preffer something with a bit more staying power.And tits.
>>29078svd-tan is the fluffiest.rip s1 /ak/
>>33926Sorry, no spoilers on this board, unfortunately.
>>33565Well this has been fun I should get back to /co/ though, I'm taking some business classes next year so maybe I'll be back then
>>33936still needs more assets!
>>33936I like it, but if only she was more stacked.
>>33957>>33960Have fun you crazy kids.
>>33960that's what I keep saying! MORE ASSETS!
>>33936Oh, it's done, nice. I like the tint on the glasses.
>>33936We have enough grill-tans, /biz/-tan's clearly gotta be a guy>Women handling money
>>34267No, DAD, Doge is a totally solid investment as an up and coming Crypto Currency. Just take a look.
>>34267this guy. whoever this guy is, he wins.
Official jew of /biz/.
>>34618
>>29308/biz/ isn't anything yet.I would say let it settle for about 6 months to get the general feel of the board to be able to base a -tan off of.
>>34606I just follow orders, bro
>>35360Woops, forgot the tie.>>35483Stand out from the crowd, bro.
>>36015Poppa /biz/ is my favorite
>>34267Rodney Dangerfield is the perfect /biz/-tanWE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID
>>23481This.
well that was easy
>>25808Takarada is /biz/ as fuck.
horo horo~
>>33936Looks like something from Microsoft Clip Art assests. I like it.
>>23552This is so great.
>>33946oh my god this.
needs more Warren Buffett with anime eyes
>sad 50cent in the snow
>Nobody piking the based merchantC'mon, /biz/raelites.
>>23552Is he really charging $100 just to shovel snow? Jesus fucking Christ rich people don't know how much money is actually worth.
Whatever /biz/-tan becomes, he/she needs to have some sort of Takarada-related item. The coat, glasses, suit, bow tie, tiger boa, grill, whatever. His outfit just screams dosh.
>>46656
>>44772Anna is best merchant. She is possible Fire Emblem Jew.
>>46673
>>46697
>>46738Harry Enfield could also be a good /biz/-tan
>>46830The loadsamoney character is fittingly dumb, too.Though he is canonically dead
>>46908He lives on in our hearts, anon.
why not combine them all into one
>>44772>>44772>>44772>>44772>>44772THE ONE TRUE MASCOT>>36992Didn't he get anally devastated in like the next episode? No thank you.
>>46908>he is canonically deadSays who?
>>24478Back in the oven JudenScheiße
shouldn't our bizchan waifu have green hair?
>>48796>greenBitch please, convert to gold, fuck your green.
The secret to succesful board tans is not to pick something already made (horo, that kill la kill guy) but invent a new character based on an idealized version of the board.Hell, even /mlp/ didn't make theirs into a pony. You guys can figure this out
>>28396
>>28644>>28744>>28771>>28792Board-tans are actually from /co/. >>28925Because every board has one. Even /q/ had one, and it was only around for like six months.>>29308/x/ actually was mostly crazy teenaged girls back in the day, but they were landwales who thought they were cute, not actually cute.>>31973Maoyu is pretty good, as long as you like potatoes.>>33703/b/ has looked like every fucking thing imaginable. Pic related is my favorite version of him though.
You can't use a pre-existing character.You can incorporate elements from one.For example:If you pick Horo, nobody will treat her as /biz/-tan; they'll just treat her as Horo.If you give /biz/-tan wolf ears, it will be /biz/tan, but you'll still be referencing Spice & Wolf (though people will call them fox ears, and you might be called furries).
>>48837like anyone here has more than a bracelet's worth of gold
this guy
>>24569THISFUCKINGWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>54338>Bring 300 buckaroos>Try to buy 5k-priced item
>>44801Id pay fiddy-san $500 to shovel snow
>>24851who is this goddess?
>>24157No, >>>/reddit/
I'm just going to post some ideas for tans and soundtrackshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
>>24074It was fun. My only complaint is the finance buzzwords they used had nothing to do with what their assets actually do but damn, they sounded cool.
My personal favoritehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFTmPzMbvBU
Another good onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNaCe6MEHKg
there is of course ghost
>>57299ghost's financial advise is 100x better than the shit ideas NEET's are perpetuating.
>>28713Kuyashii...
I honestly don't believe a girl should be /biz/-tan
>>38053But why is she so perfect?
>>57299I miss that fat, jewish hambone.
Biz-tan needs to be:Someone of high wealthGrounded understanding of economicsA calculatorand Professional.So, I'm saying we need a tough girl kind of thing. A girl that is head strong, knows what she's doing, and forceful. But really weak to love and bedroom behavior. We must get /ic/ on this.
>>57401We need an accountant?
>>57376we all do
I'm noticing a distinct lack of shoulder suits in this thread.
>>34267This is it.This shit right here.
>>57401why does it have to be a girl? There are plenty of males out there that exhibit those standards.
>>44801Being snowed in makes people feel stuck and vulnerable (especially pampered rich people), and also the convenience of having a guy immediately de-snow your house. On top of that I imagine 50 is quite the salesman. He'll make you want to spend that money.
>>57467I'd tell that nigger to get lost unless he wants to knock up my life.
>>57452>>57411Because girls are moe. You don't want to be a homo, now don't you?But I digress, it'd be very cool to have a male like that. How about this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6PKJDGDBXganother good one
>>57467The only reason 50 should be knocking on my door is to impregnate my wife.
>>57366It would be nice to have more male ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiIxBEVgWmYI still like this candidate
>>57548/biz/-tan/biz/ comes from a ragtag family, his brother being /v/ and /pol/, and his cousin /b/ always fucking up shit.He always berates /v/ because he doesn't have a job and plays vidya all day. He always shies away from /b/ because "He's too fucking creepy". /biz/ hangs out with /rs/ and /int/.
>>23426get out of here you filthy NEET
>>57609>putting /biz/ in a family>related to /v/What? why? /biz/ should be a cocaine addicted businessman pushing quick rich schemes and cryptocurrency bullshit.
>>57609And /g/? There are quite a few buttcoin threads.
>>57609>I am the only one who remembers all of the /econ/ threads on /sci/>now that we have the board it's just /pol/ and xcoin
>>57482how about hasidic barbie
>>56490>godess>hyuck
>>57557a challenger appears
>>31659this, you fuckers deserve nothing more
>>58208oooh that's a good one
>>44801What the consumer is willing to spend on a product determines its value, you dumb fuck. If someone wants to pay 50 Cent $100 to shovel their snow, then his service is worth at least $100 to them.
a zombie business man with a giant cigar
/ic/'s successful brother who didn't go to art school
>>31659This. Some buttcoins in the background and it's perfect.
>>59460I like this one.Can anybody here draw?
>>32003But board-tans have always been western.
>>24878it's about a jew wolf god that can turn into a 15yo girlhe travels with another jew and have adventures scamming people and having heretic sex
holy shit, I spend more time here than in /g/ or /co/thank you moot for creating my new haven2yr of NEET here I come!;_;
>>28828Banners changed last yearThey are still mostly animu and mango
>>33794It's a tan, it can not be a dogThough it needs a shiba somewhere, since it's one of the main reasons why /biz/ was created
>>57548
>>61348Huh. I don't think I'd seen /s4s/tan yet. Thanks.
Somebody richBut no jews
>>31659>>33946Why don't we just use lord business
>>61390Because that would be conceited of us.
>>61375That's the proto version.They came up with their own and then started drawing more of it a few weeks ago.Just search for s4s onhttp://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list
>>61398good point
>Not having the dosh king as our glorious leaderFucking plebs
>All this shit tasteEven Speedwagon is afraid
Here, an overview of all the board-tans and what they're abouthttp://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tansRight now, I think it's generally agreed that /biz/-tan is:>A woman>Suit, done up hairI>nto cryptocurrency>SeriousNow, that's a good starting point, and I'm sure some drawfags could get about with that.However, I'd love to see alternatives. Every board has gone through this phase, and had many itterations of the tan before one was picked. Even switching genders several timesSo alternative I propose is:>Male>Professional looking, suit and such.>Some element of dosh like >>46656 suggested. Perhaps a bow tie would fit in nice thereWherever we go, it can't be an existing character. It can have traits of existing ones, but can't just be copy paste
>>62335>I think it's generally agreed that /biz/-tan is:>>A womanThat's not even close to agreed.
People should remember that a 'board-tan' isn't about the topic, but about representing the board. There is none for /biz/ at this time, as our identity is yet to be established. At best it would be an offshoot of g/lit/sci with a business element.
>>23552Lel, now I like fiddy
We need a fucking janitor
>>63044You blind fool. That's the last thing we need at this stage.
>>24737Fucking this
>>24718she is also bi
>>61348>/int/dat delicious brown...
We deserve Biznis Kitty, she is a walking advert, a shill, has a hair trigger temper and can sell herself to anyone. Biznis kitty is everything we aspire to be.
>>23978Do not soil Korbo with your dirty capitalism
>>24478I was about to post that.
>>59460that's a good background point
>/biz/tan>anything but MYSUDo you even 「OPEN DEAL」?
>>69871but one of korbos spiritual domains includes commerce.
>>28828>/m/ is a weeaboo boardI'd agree but there's a lot of shit we discuss that has nothing to do with japan.
>>23426/biz/ Markie
>>57548christ thats out of date
>>50737/m/ needs to be with either /co/ or /toy/
>>70079I have older.
>>70112mfw old /r9k/ became /lit/, old /v/ became new /r9k/ and /v/ became /b/
>>46656Like this guy but with stacks of toy money instead. With bitcoin and dogecoin symbols on them.
I'm here to sleaze my way to the top80's style
So you want to do some business hughe-mon?
>>46989yes>>59460stings but that's actually a pretty good conceptanyway I can bust out some 5min sketches if anyone wants to give a description or wants to see some character combinations.
>All these people suggesting HoroWhoro already belongs to /k/
>>70793/k/ and /biz/ goes together like guns and money.Pic related, it shoots money.
>>70852
>>70852>wanting a whore to represent /biz/actually that makes sense
>>58208>>58465Boss Hogg is a good callFun fact: Sorrell Brook just had kind of a chubby face but was pretty average sized. He wore a fat suit for the show
>>23481/thread
>not pic related
dog-head man clothed only in dollar bills
>>73880
>>73880>>73887
>>73880>>73887winrar
>>73880>>73887Saved
>>61375This is the true [s4s]-tan
muh dikuh dik
>>74000Can I get rich selling abstract art?
>>24558Secibded
>>61404Posting the classic I started [s4s]-tan threads with :^)
>>74000hey those are some pretty sweet trips esforestan
>>74000>tripsnice