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What is /biz/-tan?

>> No.23448
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>> No.23453

>>23426
>in b4 le happy merchant.jpg

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>>23426

>> No.23493

>>23453
what would le happy merchant be if she was a animu grill :D

>> No.23507
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yesbbJxDmKw

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Man being famous would be great.

>> No.23870
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What abut this

>> No.23877

manager-chan from samflam

delicious

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>>23877
Seconded.

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http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mikane_sebiri

>> No.23912

>>23552
Well, that made my day.

>> No.23922

>>23893
>that mole
Time for a fap!

>> No.23935

>>23552
based fiddy

>> No.23948
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>>23922
Enjoy.

>> No.23960

Holo

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I think we all know the answer to this

>> No.23968
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Use this as a base and work from there.

>> No.23978
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ECONOMICS HIJACK LOL

>> No.24069

>>23968
I prefer the text art version

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>> No.24074

>>23507
I wish this anime was actually good.

>> No.24157

>>23870

No Shiba

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>>24157

>> No.24210

>>23893
Is that Samurai Flamenco? Excellent.

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>>24210
Yup.

>> No.24240

>>24236
She is a sex goddess

>> No.24261

>>24236
I know the anime, but I forgot the specific episode. Don't tell me, I'll just google search.

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>>24240

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>>24282

>> No.24465

>>23948
I'm sold.

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>> No.24488

>>24478
We already have a special lady you kike

>>24282
>>24236
>>23948

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Get your act together, cocksuckers.

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>> No.24503

what are some girl's names that have biz or bis in it?

like how /co/'s tan is named /co/nrad

>> No.24554

>>24503

...Elizabiz? I don't think there are any.

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I haven't even played the game and I know the answer.

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>>24558

>> No.24591

>>23481
I vote for Scrooge, because he's a rich bastard that's though as nails.

>> No.24601

>>24591
I vote that you go fuck off fag

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>>24601
Alright then, faglord.

>> No.24648

>>24629
I second this. Scrooge is the perfect fit for this board.

>> No.24653

>>23978
This. HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO HOLO

>> No.24657

>>24648
>>24629
>unashamedly samefagging your own post
wow

>> No.24661

>>24629
It should be Scrooge's adopted half brother, Morty McDuckstein

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Holo

>> No.24705
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Judging from half the posts here, /biz/-tan should be a NEET from [a/jp] trying to invest their autism bux into penny stocks with a pet Shiba Inu

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>>24657
>s-samefag
>there could never ever be two or more people having the same opinion, differing from my own on 4chan

Your browsing experiences here must be very harrowing and confusing.

>> No.24718

>>24705
Oh, and she's also half wolf because HOLOHOLOHOLOHOLO

>> No.24715

>>24706
You can't fool me samefag. You didn't even deny it.

>> No.24724

>>24554
close enough

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>>23978
The wolf of /biz/ street.

Arbitrage and puffy vagina. She'd make a good board tan.

>> No.24758

>>24715
>You didn't even deny it.
I implied it. Did your mother smoke crack when she was carrying you?

>> No.24766

>>24737
holo it is, although I like manager-chan myself

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>>24737
I really liked the idea of Scrooge McDuck, but Horo is actually a pretty good candidate.

>> No.24833

>>24814
Horo, NEET threads, Socialism generals, scamming threads, expat TESOL threads, muh major, buttcoin

this is the best board ever

>> No.24842

>>24814
How is horo related to finance or economics in any way?

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>>24833
Truly, it is a paradise

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>>24833
At least Horo is relevant.
The communists are just here to stir shit.

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>>24842
Really?

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>>24842
Did you read Spice & Wolf? No? Then shut up.

>> No.24878

>>24856
I don't keep up with children's cartoons.

>>24868
No, that's why I'm asking, genius.

>> No.24902

>>24878
Oh here's another one of the "I hate anime and I'm on 4chan guys"

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>>24878
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_and_Wolf

>The series has been called a "unique fantasy" by Mainichi Shimbun due to the plot focusing on economics, trade, and peddling rather than the typical staples of fantasy such as swords and magic.

Here ya go anon-kun.

>> No.24917

>>24878
In a thread about a board-tan
>I don't keep up with children's cartoons

Do you know what a "tan" is? *shakes head*

Anyway, the tl;dr of it: Spice and Wolf is about trading guilds, economics, and a cute wolf girl.

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>>24878
Get out.

I SAID GET OUT!

>> No.24946

>>24902
Anime is shit. I stopped watching it ages ago. If you press most neckbeards about it, they'll admit it too. Most of them watch anime for the pretty girls. Their time is better spent watching porn.

>> No.24948

>>24946
Oh he's actually a troll, sorry mea culpa

>> No.24967

>>24501
>how to conquer the world
>1. Invest in potato farming
>2. ???
>3. Profit

based Maou

>> No.24978

>>24948
Sorry your taste is so unrefined that you think anyone who refuses to watch mass produced jap garbage is a troll.

Hopefully once you step out of the basement you'll see the light.

>> No.25032

>>24978
/pol/ please, you promised you wouldn't do this

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>>24978
>mass produced jap garbage
>Spice & Wolf

>> No.25068

>>24978
>implying

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it does have a queen

>> No.25645

>>24902
4chan has long moved on from being a board just about anime. Get with the times, ya dumb bitch

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>> No.25729

>>25645
more like you're on the wrong website fag

>> No.25784

>>24478
ears need work

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Goddamn

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Stand back

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j/k

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>> No.25914

>>25853
see>>25712

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>>23877
>>23893
>>23922
>>23948
>>24210
>>24236
>>24240
>>24261
>>24282
>>25804
>all this manager

You've made me proud, /biz/.

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>>24967

Does anyone have that GIF of her tits jiggling that says ECONOMICS? I seem to have lost mine in my many large, cavernous image folders

That's actually a good thread starter if you're talking about econ.

>> No.28644

>new board
>business and finance
>/a/ see's it
>wherever I go I must shitpost anime
Thanks guys.

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Kaiji is best since this is 4chan afterall.

Aren't we all just a bunch of losers who are just trying to get a lucky break?

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>>28644
You must be new to this whole 4chan thing.

>> No.28744

>>28725
If I was new I wouldn't know that /a/ shitposts in every single board.

>> No.28749

>>28744
can I pay you so you kill yourself?

>> No.28771

>>28644
I agree
>>28725
We are not in 2007 anymore retarded

>> No.28786

>>28744
This board was created by moot to discuss anime. Figure why /a/ is one one the oldest and biggest boards

>> No.28792

>>28644
>/a/
>not /jp/
oh you clueless, poor sod

>> No.28811

>>28771
you assimilate into the culture or you will be told to fuck off

I know you are new so I will spell it out plainly for you

lurk more

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>>28811
>you assimilate into the culture or you will be told to fuck off
lol
you are not in an anime board retarded

>> No.28825

>>28771
who ever said it's a 2007 thing? You trust knowyourmeme too much

>> No.28843

>>28828
Lurk more fagtard.

>> No.28840

/biz/
Asking the hard hitting questions like what's our board tan

But for real, good on ya.

Just need to get some drawfags in here to art you up one, or some combination of manager tan and holoholoholo

This is also a good idea >>24705

>> No.28845

>>28786
No. 4chan was, but now we have different sections of the site.

/a/ likens it to complaining that there's chinese food in a chinese restaurant.

Not really.

It's like bitching about people bringing in chinese food to your sporting store, and computer shop, and pet store.

Then, when you complain, people go "THIS MALL WAS ORIGINALLY JUST A CHINESE RESTAURANT HUAHUEHUAHUE"

>> No.28866

>>28845
no it's more like complaining that all cafes in akihabara are not western cartoon themed.

>> No.28906

>>28866
>akihabara
Sorry I have not read the Harry Potter books in a while, what does this one do?

>> No.28925

>>24814
Why do we need a cute anime girl to be our mascot? I mean spice and wolf is the best choice if were going down that road, but come lets at least try make this board different.

>> No.28928

>>28906
it fucks your mom in the ass while you watch

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>>28845
>It's like bitching about people bringing in chinese food to your sporting store, and computer shop, and pet store.
>not wanting the convenience of delicious Chinese food while doing your shopping

Luddite, swerve!

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>>28925

Sure, we could have an unusually ugly 3DPD woman for our board-tan. That'd set us apart! I don't know if it'd be in a good way though.

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There is only one true answer.

>> No.29308

The point of a board-tan is something the board created to represent the board. This means it shouldn't be based on the people in it, /x/ isn't made up of cute paranoid crazy chicks, /ck/ isn't a bunch of busty housewives, but they're appropriate representations of what the board is about.

Board-tans are supposed to be fun, enjoyable to create, I mean sure there is bound to be some arguments, but if we find no joy in creating it then what the fuck is the point.

So we need to design, as a group, something that represents /biz/

>> No.29328 [DELETED] 

>>29308
this site is dead and I want it to die so fucking bad

stop mutilating the corpse moot

>> No.31555

>>29308
This man speaks the truth

>> No.31635

>>29308
Fucking this.

>> No.31648

>>29308
You're right, of course, but I'd give /biz/ a little bit of time to settle down first. Board-tan characters should represent the way the board acts in broad strokes anyway. Forcing a character for a discussion board like /biz/ is stupid.

At this point, it looks like /biz/:
*Has an unhealthy obsession with cryptocurrency
*Is more than OK with less-standard methods of obtaining currency (gambling, pawning, speculating)
*Operates internationally

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>> No.31684

>/biz/-tan thread
>This implies that they are asking for the anime personification/representative of /biz/ in this thread.
>NOOOOO GET OUT ANIME.

I don't understand.

>> No.31710

>>31684
It's just the standard "stop liking what I don't like" types that can't hide threads.

>> No.31799

Oh btw what is good /biz/ anime to watch?

>> No.31925

>>31799
Spice and Wolf. Duh.

>> No.31951

>>28713
This, we are also a bunch of cryfaggots.

>> No.31973

>>31925
Do you know any other?

>> No.31990

>>31925
Whats it about? I have a thing for foxgirls.

>> No.32003

>>31684
>>31710
>wanting to keep /a/ in /a/
>suddenly I am the bad guy
>>31659
YOU

>> No.32004

>>31990
Medieval travelling merchant meets wolf spirit and helps her go somewhere (and they never get there because they never made more.) Mercantile hijinks ensue. I didn't really enjoy it, but it's pretty good for waifu material I guess.

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We need some fucking drawfags in here.

>> No.32547

recette

>> No.32849

>>>/co/58972639
You should give input

>> No.32850

>>32840
/q/'s the dumpster baby of boards

>> No.32840
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Would you consider adopting /q/?

>> No.33012

I'm guessing it's a he, and he should be dressed kinda nicely, maybe some sunglasses. I can draw pretty well.

>> No.33083

Honestly, I think we have more women tans than we do male tans. I'm okay with this because I like girls and a boss woman in a business suit makes me hard for some reason.

>> No.33164

>>33083
Okay so boss lady, glasses yay or nay?

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>> No.33227

>>33164
Yay.

>> No.33273

>>28828
That image is so misleading

Moot has said in streams that he watches anime

Hell, he is keeping up with Gundam Unicorn

>> No.33271

>>33227
Okay glasses, what kind of hair cut?

>> No.33291

>>33271
Pulled tightly in a bun. Unless you have a better idea for her hair.

>> No.33376

>>33291
I was thinking bun or really short so she doesn't look like /q/

>> No.33411

>>33376
Cool, so we're in agreement. Shame about /q/ though, she was a qt 3.14.

>> No.33471

>>33411
Hair color?

>> No.33530

>>33471
I was thinking black, strawberry blonde, or red (not auburn because that's kinda brown, like /q/'s hair).

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>>33530
The journey thus far.

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>>33471
Something like this? I really like the idea of redish hair.

>> No.33592

Also can we have sexy pant suits?

>> No.33611

>>33565
Lookin' good.

>>33581
Yeah, it's not Auburn, it's Red, perfect.

>> No.33657

>>29227
Who the fuck is this guy?

>> No.33703

>>29308
What about /b/ is there tan an under aged chick wearing a football helmet and straight jacket ?

>> No.33698

>>33565
she needs more 'assets' for her portfolio

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Not a bussiness person but whatever

>> No.33725

>>33657
Kill la Kill character, his family controled half Japan and his power was money.

>> No.33759

>>33725
Might be a good fit then.

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/biz/-tan should be a Shiba in a business suit

>> No.33852

>>33703
Didn't we make /b/ a fat fuck as a tan?

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>>33794
Shiba is areally a short-lived meme. I would preffer something with a bit more staying power.

And tits.

>> No.33926

>>29078


svd-tan is the fluffiest.

rip s1 /ak/

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>> No.33935

>>33926
Sorry, no spoilers on this board, unfortunately.

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>>33565
Well this has been fun I should get back to /co/ though, I'm taking some business classes next year so maybe I'll be back then

>> No.33957

>>33936
still needs more assets!

>> No.33960

>>33936
I like it, but if only she was more stacked.

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>>33957
>>33960
Have fun you crazy kids.

>> No.34031

>>33960
that's what I keep saying! MORE ASSETS!

>> No.34088

>>33936
Oh, it's done, nice. I like the tint on the glasses.

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>> No.34606

>>33936
We have enough grill-tans, /biz/-tan's clearly gotta be a guy

>Women handling money

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>>34267
No, DAD, Doge is a totally solid investment as an up and coming Crypto Currency. Just take a look.

>> No.34739

>>34267
this guy. whoever this guy is, he wins.

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Official jew of /biz/.

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>>34618

>> No.35432

>>29308
/biz/ isn't anything yet.

I would say let it settle for about 6 months to get the general feel of the board to be able to base a -tan off of.

>> No.35483

>>34606
I just follow orders, bro

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>>35360
Woops, forgot the tie.

>>35483
Stand out from the crowd, bro.

>> No.36025

>>36015
Poppa /biz/ is my favorite

>> No.36038

>>34267
Rodney Dangerfield is the perfect /biz/-tan

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID

>> No.36609

>>23481

This.

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well that was easy

>> No.36992
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>>25808

Takarada is /biz/ as fuck.

>> No.38053
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horo horo~

>> No.41871

>>33936
Looks like something from Microsoft Clip Art assests.

I like it.

>> No.41988

>>23552
This is so great.

>> No.42086

>>33946
oh my god this.

>> No.42184

needs more Warren Buffett with anime eyes

>> No.44437

>sad 50cent in the snow

>> No.44772
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>Nobody piking the based merchant

C'mon, /biz/raelites.

>> No.44801

>>23552
Is he really charging $100 just to shovel snow? Jesus fucking Christ rich people don't know how much money is actually worth.

>> No.46656
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Whatever /biz/-tan becomes, he/she needs to have some sort of Takarada-related item. The coat, glasses, suit, bow tie, tiger boa, grill, whatever. His outfit just screams dosh.

>> No.46673
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>>46656

>> No.46698

>>44772
Anna is best merchant. She is possible Fire Emblem Jew.

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>>46673

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>>46697

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>>46738
Harry Enfield could also be a good /biz/-tan

>> No.46908

>>46830
The loadsamoney character is fittingly dumb, too.

Though he is canonically dead

>> No.46938
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>>46908
He lives on in our hearts, anon.

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>> No.48229

why not combine them all into one

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>>44772
>>44772
>>44772
>>44772
>>44772

THE ONE TRUE MASCOT

>>36992
Didn't he get anally devastated in like the next episode? No thank you.

>> No.48632

>>46908
>he is canonically dead
Says who?

>> No.48716

>>24478
Back in the oven JudenScheiße

>> No.48796

shouldn't our bizchan waifu have green hair?

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>>48796
>green
Bitch please, convert to gold, fuck your green.

>> No.50629

The secret to succesful board tans is not to pick something already made (horo, that kill la kill guy) but invent a new character based on an idealized version of the board.

Hell, even /mlp/ didn't make theirs into a pony. You guys can figure this out

>> No.50690
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>>28396

>> No.50737
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50737

>>28644
>>28744
>>28771
>>28792

Board-tans are actually from /co/.
>>28925
Because every board has one. Even /q/ had one, and it was only around for like six months.
>>29308
/x/ actually was mostly crazy teenaged girls back in the day, but they were landwales who thought they were cute, not actually cute.
>>31973
Maoyu is pretty good, as long as you like potatoes.
>>33703
/b/ has looked like every fucking thing imaginable. Pic related is my favorite version of him though.

>> No.50763
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You can't use a pre-existing character.
You can incorporate elements from one.
For example:
If you pick Horo, nobody will treat her as /biz/-tan; they'll just treat her as Horo.
If you give /biz/-tan wolf ears, it will be /biz/tan, but you'll still be referencing Spice & Wolf (though people will call them fox ears, and you might be called furries).

>> No.53360

>>48837
like anyone here has more than a bracelet's worth of gold

>> No.54133
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this guy

>> No.54338

>>24569
THIS
FUCKING
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>> No.54408

>>54338
>Bring 300 buckaroos
>Try to buy 5k-priced item

>> No.56189
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>>44801
Id pay fiddy-san $500 to shovel snow

>> No.56490

>>24851
who is this goddess?

>> No.57036

>>24157
No, >>>/reddit/

>> No.57157
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57157

I'm just going to post some ideas for tans and soundtracks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>> No.57170

>>24074
It was fun. My only complaint is the finance buzzwords they used had nothing to do with what their assets actually do but damn, they sounded cool.

>> No.57226

My personal favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFTmPzMbvBU

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Another good one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNaCe6MEHKg

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there is of course ghost

>> No.57327

>>57299
ghost's financial advise is 100x better than the shit ideas NEET's are perpetuating.

>> No.57350

>>28713
Kuyashii...

>> No.57366
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57366

I honestly don't believe a girl should be /biz/-tan

>> No.57370

>>38053
But why is she so perfect?

>> No.57376

>>57299
I miss that fat, jewish hambone.

>> No.57401

Biz-tan needs to be:

Someone of high wealth
Grounded understanding of economics
A calculator
and Professional.

So, I'm saying we need a tough girl kind of thing. A girl that is head strong, knows what she's doing, and forceful.

But really weak to love and bedroom behavior. We must get /ic/ on this.

>> No.57411

>>57401
We need an accountant?

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>>57376
we all do

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57440

I'm noticing a distinct lack of shoulder suits in this thread.

>> No.57443

>>34267
This is it.

This shit right here.

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>>57401
why does it have to be a girl? There are plenty of males out there that exhibit those standards.

>> No.57467

>>44801
Being snowed in makes people feel stuck and vulnerable (especially pampered rich people), and also the convenience of having a guy immediately de-snow your house. On top of that I imagine 50 is quite the salesman. He'll make you want to spend that money.

>> No.57480 [DELETED] 

>>57467
I'd tell that nigger to get lost unless he wants to knock up my life.

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57482

>>57452
>>57411

Because girls are moe. You don't want to be a homo, now don't you?

But I digress, it'd be very cool to have a male like that. How about this?

>> No.57506
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6PKJDGDBXg

another good one

>> No.57544

>>57467
The only reason 50 should be knocking on my door is to impregnate my wife.

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>>57366
It would be nice to have more male ones.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiIxBEVgWmY

I still like this candidate

>> No.57609

>>57548

/biz/-tan

/biz/ comes from a ragtag family, his brother being /v/ and /pol/, and his cousin /b/ always fucking up shit.

He always berates /v/ because he doesn't have a job and plays vidya all day. He always shies away from /b/ because "He's too fucking creepy".

/biz/ hangs out with /rs/ and /int/.

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>>23426
get out of here you filthy NEET

>> No.57629

>>57609
>putting /biz/ in a family
>related to /v/
What? why? /biz/ should be a cocaine addicted businessman pushing quick rich schemes and cryptocurrency bullshit.

>> No.57630

>>57609
And /g/? There are quite a few buttcoin threads.

>> No.57633

>>57609
>I am the only one who remembers all of the /econ/ threads on /sci/
>now that we have the board it's just /pol/ and xcoin

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>>57482
how about hasidic barbie

>> No.57959

>>56490
>godess
>hyuck

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>>57557
a challenger appears

>> No.58263

>>31659
this, you fuckers deserve nothing more

>> No.58465

>>58208
oooh that's a good one

>> No.59134

>>44801
What the consumer is willing to spend on a product determines its value, you dumb fuck. If someone wants to pay 50 Cent $100 to shovel their snow, then his service is worth at least $100 to them.

>> No.59455

a zombie business man with a giant cigar

>> No.59460

/ic/'s successful brother who didn't go to art school

>> No.59493

>>31659

This. Some buttcoins in the background and it's perfect.

>> No.59580

>>59460
I like this one.
Can anybody here draw?

>> No.60022

>>32003
But board-tans have always been western.

>> No.60121

>>24878

it's about a jew wolf god that can turn into a 15yo girl

he travels with another jew and have adventures scamming people and having heretic sex

>> No.60145

holy shit, I spend more time here than in /g/ or /co/

thank you moot for creating my new haven

2yr of NEET here I come!

;_;

>> No.61302

>>28828
Banners changed last year
They are still mostly animu and mango

>> No.61334

>>33794
It's a tan, it can not be a dog
Though it needs a shiba somewhere, since it's one of the main reasons why /biz/ was created

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>>57548

>> No.61375

>>61348
Huh. I don't think I'd seen /s4s/tan yet. Thanks.

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Somebody rich

But no jews

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>>31659
>>33946
Why don't we just use lord business

>> No.61398

>>61390
Because that would be conceited of us.

>> No.61404

>>61375
That's the proto version.

They came up with their own and then started drawing more of it a few weeks ago.

Just search for s4s on
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list

>> No.61417

>>61398
good point

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>Not having the dosh king as our glorious leader
Fucking plebs

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>All this shit taste
Even Speedwagon is afraid

>> No.62335
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62335

Here, an overview of all the board-tans and what they're about
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans

Right now, I think it's generally agreed that /biz/-tan is:
>A woman
>Suit, done up hair
I>nto cryptocurrency
>Serious

Now, that's a good starting point, and I'm sure some drawfags could get about with that.

However, I'd love to see alternatives. Every board has gone through this phase, and had many itterations of the tan before one was picked. Even switching genders several times

So alternative I propose is:
>Male
>Professional looking, suit and such.
>Some element of dosh like >>46656 suggested. Perhaps a bow tie would fit in nice there

Wherever we go, it can't be an existing character. It can have traits of existing ones, but can't just be copy paste

>> No.62355

>>62335
>I think it's generally agreed that /biz/-tan is:
>>A woman
That's not even close to agreed.

>> No.62391

People should remember that a 'board-tan' isn't about the topic, but about representing the board.

There is none for /biz/ at this time, as our identity is yet to be established. At best it would be an offshoot of g/lit/sci with a business element.

>> No.63032

>>23552
Lel, now I like fiddy

>> No.63044

We need a fucking janitor

>> No.63102

>>63044
You blind fool. That's the last thing we need at this stage.

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>>24737
Fucking this

>> No.66389
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>>24718

she is also bi

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>>61348

>/int/

dat delicious brown...

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We deserve Biznis Kitty, she is a walking advert, a shill, has a hair trigger temper and can sell herself to anyone.

Biznis kitty is everything we aspire to be.

>> No.69871

>>23978
Do not soil Korbo with your dirty capitalism

>> No.69904
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>>24478
I was about to post that.

>> No.69916

>>59460
that's a good background point

>> No.69932
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>/biz/tan
>anything but MYSU
Do you even 「OPEN DEAL」?

>> No.69976

>>69871


but one of korbos spiritual domains includes commerce.

>> No.70039

>>28828
>/m/ is a weeaboo board
I'd agree but there's a lot of shit we discuss that has nothing to do with japan.

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>>23426
/biz/ Markie

>> No.70079

>>57548
christ thats out of date

>> No.70086

>>50737
/m/ needs to be with either /co/ or /toy/

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>>70079
I have older.

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>>70112
mfw old /r9k/ became /lit/, old /v/ became new /r9k/ and /v/ became /b/

>> No.70381

>>46656
Like this guy but with stacks of toy money instead. With bitcoin and dogecoin symbols on them.

>> No.70673
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I'm here to sleaze my way to the top
80's style

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So you want to do some business hughe-mon?

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>>46989
yes
>>59460
stings but that's actually a pretty good concept

anyway I can bust out some 5min sketches if anyone wants to give a description or wants to see some character combinations.

>> No.70793

>All these people suggesting Horo

Whoro already belongs to /k/

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>>70793
/k/ and /biz/ goes together like guns and money.

Pic related, it shoots money.

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>>70852

>> No.71047

>>70852
>wanting a whore to represent /biz/

actually that makes sense

>> No.71138

>>58208
>>58465
Boss Hogg is a good call

Fun fact: Sorrell Brook just had kind of a chubby face but was pretty average sized. He wore a fat suit for the show

>> No.71417

>>23481
/thread

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>not pic related

>> No.73880
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dog-head man clothed only in dollar bills

>> No.73887
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>>73880

>> No.73893
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>>73880
>>73887

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>>73880
>>73887
winrar

>> No.73984

>>73880
>>73887
Saved

>> No.74000
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>>61375
This is the true [s4s]-tan

>> No.74012

muh dik
u
h

d
i
k

>> No.74022
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>>74000
Can I get rich selling abstract art?

>> No.74047

>>24558
Secibded

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>>61404

Posting the classic I started [s4s]-tan threads with :^)

>> No.74306

>>74000

hey those are some pretty sweet trips esforestan

>> No.74400

>>74000
>trips
nice