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Anonymous Mon Oct 19 18:51:04 2020 No.23379561 [Reply] [Original]

Ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill.
there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Kleros is unironically the next linkchan. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Kleros stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down kleros moon vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Linkchan was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on pnk chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why kleros Cash was forked, and this is why Sergey is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - PNK has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing LINK in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to PNK leaving the LINK chain erectly frozen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:18:39 2020 No.23379964 >>23379561 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 19:58:30 2020 No.23380501 >>23379561 nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:00:35 2020 No.23380534 >>23379561 is this based on something craog wright really said?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:55:02 2020 No.23381288 >>23379561 based copypasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 19 20:57:15 2020 No.23381306 They disgust me so much. Just earing their accent makes me want to kill myself.

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