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Bank error put $400,000 in my account yesterday. I have like no time to act, thinking of putting it into crypto real fast and fleeing the country. I have relatives in a non-extradition country that I'm a dual citizen by birth. Is $400k (in alts) enough to flee? If I don't, I have less than $10k to my name.

>> No.23367654

>>23367629
chad it into btc you little bitch

>> No.23367668

>>23367629
Go it and gtfo
Buy a hardware wallet and stick it up your bum bum till you arrive.

God speed

>> No.23367748

>>23367629
ofc. which country has non extradition?

>> No.23367779

>>23367748
Nice try glowie

>> No.23367806

>>23367748
are you Jewish, by chance?

>> No.23368392
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23368392

>>23367748

>> No.23368443

>>23367629
All into btc like fast then move from there bullrun almost here that shit will make you millionaire

>> No.23368492

Proof?

>> No.23368513

You need 0xMR

>> No.23368733

Take it out in unstructured random sums under 10k. Take some in cash just under the legal travel limit (in the us it's 10k). Go somewhere that doesn't extradite…
This is all off the top of my head, anybody wanna add?

>> No.23368768

>>23367629
400k isn't worth it

>> No.23368776

>>23368443
>bullrun almost here
ok schizo

>> No.23368913

>>23367629

Buy XMR and gtfo

>> No.23368945

400k is nothing

>> No.23369141

You will need to bank wire transfer it into an exchange which will need like 5 days to clear. This will send up 100 red flags and you will not only get $0, but you will be put in jail.

>> No.23369221

>>23369141
this
sadly nothing you can do with that money

>> No.23369264

>>23367629

Bein dead serious homie, I'll work with you in minecraft on whatever it is you're telling us you got in Minecraft

I have enough accounts with bank wire limits that don't get flagged

Telegram me: bazoo fren d

We can make this work out fren

>> No.23369271

>>23367806
Who here isn't?

>> No.23369334
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23369334

>>23367668
Imagine anon getting stuck in the airport security having to explain why he's got a USB stick up his bum.
>I-it's not cp I promise!

>> No.23369335

>>23367629
Exactly how do you expect to deposit that much without getting your bank to wire it and catch the error in the process, genius?

>> No.23369363

>>23368945
10 or 20 years of waging for some... I get it

>> No.23369391

>>23367629
If it doesn't work out OP, you have one hell of a story to tell the press, in which case you'll get famous as the guy who suddenly woke up rich from a bank error. If you spin it in a cool way you'll get mad pussy.

>> No.23369394

Try it https://twitter.com/TimviOfficial/status/1311772800009502720

>> No.23369397

Your best bet is to get some eastern European gang to torture you because they heard you had that money in your account, so you have a tort that you can sue your bank over, as their mistake caused you grevous and irreparable harm. You'll make millions

>> No.23369438

>>23369264
kek. imagine unironically sending a 400k wire to some anon you that smells like curry.
>yes sir, you send me, I send you back.

>> No.23369465

POST ACCOUNT INFO. IT WILL BE HACKED AND YOU WONT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MONEY.

>> No.23369475
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23369475

Buy your ticket to financial independence and turn 400k into 40 million. Then throw 500k back at the bank in two years and tell them to keep the change.

>> No.23369481

Stop posting Dan Bilzerian. Nobody cares.

>> No.23369501

>>23369438
we make it work fren d

>> No.23369514

>>23369438


Imagine how hard it is for me to post a timestamp of my witeboi skin lmao

It's also doing 2 145k + 1 remainder wires to 3 different CEX's fucking retard

>> No.23369518

>>23367748
>>23367806
if OP is talking about some secret Malta Cyprus Swiss nonsense with crests and handshakes it might cost 400k to get in. if its some dungheap without telephone wires where they cant find him then he should know already which castles that can buy him

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23369521

>>23367629
>>23369438
>>23369465
>>23369475
>>23369481
>>23369501
Yeetcrypto on twitter check them out

>> No.23369543

>>23368513
eat shit scammer

>> No.23369558

>>23367629
Do wont get away with it. People have done this before and been caught. You'll have to pay it back. Do the right thing, contact the bank before you end up being Tyrones butt bitch in jail.

>> No.23369602

>>23367629
people have gone to jail for keeping this kind of mistaken transaction. you wont go anywhere

>> No.23369991

>>23369558
The world is about to unironically end. I'd be taking 10k per day out of the account until it got flagged and bail

>> No.23370180

>>23367629
>1 post

>> No.23370240

>>23367629
The obvious choice is monero but 400k isnt gonna last very long my fren

>> No.23370245

>>23367629
You will go to jail for this retard

>> No.23370415

SMG laughed at AMC anon but he was right.

>> No.23370446
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23370446

Find something guaranteed to 10x in a day or two, then put 400K back.

>> No.23370525

>>23367629
If not larp then:
if you have a hardware wallet then configure it to work on 12 word seed and memorize them.
Wire the money to multiple exchanges (they might lock your account if you wire 400k$ in one hit probably).
Put it all into usdc and send it to your hardware wallet address.
Destroy the hardware wallet since you memorized the seed.
Fly out of the country.
Buy new trezor there and initialize it to the new seed.
The bank might fuck you over or not let you wire the money to coinbase though, if so you're fucked kek.

>> No.23370577

>>23370525
Or better yet, make a new bank account.
Go to a car dealership, buy cars with checks from the 1st account, then sell them on 2nd bank account.
Fly out of the country asap since this is fraud.

>> No.23370586

>>23369271
The majority here isn't Jewish.

>> No.23371183

>>23370586
Get a load of this goyim

>> No.23371325

>>23367629
Put it all in chainlink and then leave. When its 10x's this year you can pay them back.

>> No.23371396

>>23370586
>>23371183
4chan has gone with moot. It will not come back.

>> No.23371626

>>23367629
banks have simple checks. when you send to much money at once they put some human in who has to confirm it. So whatever you want do send 400*1000$

> I have relatives in a non-extradition country
When you have a bank account there in your name i would send it here.

whatever dont hurry to much and relax first.

>> No.23372309

>>23367668
Nothing Illegal about sticking a usb drive into your luggage.

>> No.23372333

>>23367748
Try again Mr irs man

>> No.23372384

>>23370180
they already got him anon. it doesn't take long anymore.

>> No.23372529

>>23367668
You know it is not really that hard to memorize a cold wallet mnemonic. With this much money at stake it is worth doing. Vastly superior way of storing crypto because it is impossible for anyone to know you have it.

With this method, even if OP was arrested and jailed and all his property searched and confiscated, all he would have to do is keep his mouth shut and cash out quietly after he does his time.