WAGEY, GET BACK TO THE OFFICE

[Anonymous No.23358194]

>Lately, Zoom meetings have been hitting a nerve with CEOs. JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon says there's no vital "creative combustion. MS CEO Satya Nadella calls them transactional, where "30 minutes into your first video meeting in the morning ... you're fatigued."

>In April, many were touting the benefits. James Gorman, CEO of Morgan Stanley, said..."we've proven we can operate with no footprint."... Now members of the C-suite have gone full boomerang on Zoom meetings.

>...a survey in September, found that 40% of people who ran businesses have noticed decreases in productivity from remote working staff..the same group back in April, 56% rated productivity as "excellent."

> Another survey by virtual tech firm Lucid found that workers didn't feel like they needed to behave during virtual meetings...Most of them admitted to "questionable behavior" during virtual brainstorm meetings, including 1 in 10 who admitted using the bathroom while on a call...workers also admitted to exercising, taking a shower, watching TV and cooking or preparing a meal while participating in virtual brainstorm meetings.

>some large companies are doubling down on office space. Facebook is leasing all the office space at an ornate New York landmark, the former James A. Farley Post Office building. Amazon just bought the marquee Lord & Taylor building on Manhattan's Fifth Avenue and leased another 2 million square feet in Bellevue, Wash.

>... What most surveys show, however, is that they also want to meet their colleagues. They miss the casual moments that spark spontaneous ideas. ...reading, research and writing — can, in fact, be done better in a remote setting. But creative brainstorming sessions, project discussions, new client meetings, onboarding of new employees are better suited to in-person settings.

Oh wagey, did you miss those great spontaneous conversations you used to have with your coworkers? I’m sure that made the 2 hour daily commute all worth it.

[Anonymous No.23358217]

Yeah I'm getting the same shit. Work for a big telecom company and its like being a slave.

[Anonymous No.23358227]

WAGIE WAGIE
BACK TO CAGEY
WORKING FROM HOME
HAS MADE YOU LAZY

[Anonymous No.23358247]

>>23358194
Nooooo! The boss realized attending a 30 minute meeting then fucking off for the rest of the day isn't productive!

[Anonymous No.23358271]

>>23358194
Nooooo! The boss realized me attending a 30 minute meeting then fucking off for the rest of the day isn't productive!

[Anonymous No.23358389]

>>23358194
Wagies had a golden opportunity to ditch commuting to work forever and they blew it. Get back in your cagie, retards.

[Anonymous No.23358546]

>>23358194
Wagies had a golden opportunity to ditch commuting to work forever and they blew it. Get back in your cagie, retards.

[Anonymous No.23358570]

>>23358227
why do you NEETS mock me so

[Anonymous No.23358689]

>>23358546
>Get back in your cagie, retards.

[Anonymous No.23358755]

6 months into the scamdemic, my work continues to pretend an end is near. Each week, work had, increase productivity and we will see returns! Pissing into the wind of the globohomo agenda.
For the first few months I could pretend, act like I worked hard. My daily work logs were near accurate. As the company gained no ground, my work became repetitive. There was nothing else to do. We make no money regardless.
Over months I refined my weekly work into a 30 minute window. I always get my work done. My work log has not changed. My output has not changed. I do any more and I am wasting my time.
So long as the globohomo keep up their covid bluff, so will I.

[Anonymous No.23358786]

>>23358227
Change working to work and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.23359045]

Gotta keep those (((urban))) real estate prices up goy, we're heavily invested.

[Anonymous No.23359341]

>>23358194
>>23358570
>>23358689
>>23358755
>>23358786
>>23359045
https://twitter.com/YEETCrypto/status/1317319329755660288
$YEET is so fucking bullish I can't feel my fucking body I'm shaking just dropping this to let everyone know

telegram: yeetscapegame
airdrop upon relase!

[Anonymous No.23359472]

>>23358227
kek

[Anonymous No.23359494]

Cool. You can email the protonmail i made especially for emails related to this job. If you contact me in any other manner outside work hours i will contact the police.

[Anonymous No.23359630]

DUDE !!! WANNA HAVE A FEW DRINKS BEFORE THE CURFEW?

[Anonymous No.23359666]

>>23358570
truth hurts

[Anonymous No.23359681]

>p-pls come back to the office, we didn't think our shekel stash would be hurt if we forced you to stay inside for a year

THE NEW NORMAL, GOLDSTEIN! ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

[Anonymous No.23359688]

>>23358194
i hope someone kidnaps these kike ceos and cannibalizes them on a facebook livestream

[Anonymous No.23359750]

>>23359688
do it? they live in muttistan

[Anonymous No.23359757]

>>23358194
All the CEOs say that workers working from home reduces productivity. Why would you doubt them?

[Anonymous No.23360039]

>>23359757

Jews

[Anonymous No.23360112]

Maybe it's time to implement UBI, invest heavily into automation and discard all the bullshit jobs out there.

[Anonymous No.23360167]

>>23359666
trips confirm truth

[Anonymous No.23361083]

I want to die

[Anonymous No.23361553]

>>23360112
No gibs for you, faggot.

[Anonymous No.23361636]

Are they actually unproductive? It seems like the article is just the bosses bitching that they're unserious, not unproductive.

[Anonymous No.23361677]

NOOOOO WHY IS MY NEW YORK REAL ESTATE GOING DOWN IN PRICE YOU CAN'T MOVE TO THE SUBURBS

[Anonymous No.23361714]

>>23358194
Tomochain fixes the wage problem AND the privacy problem.

[Anonymous No.23361747]

>>23359630
Honestly, if he keeps the Nintendo switch bullshit to a minimum, I would. I just want to chat with another human before I lose it

[Anonymous No.23361799]

>>23360112
Pls no, my bullshit job pays me 6 figures and I do 2 hours of work a week. Capitalism is great

[Anonymous No.23361815]

>>23361799
Same here still not worth it.
>stuck in bed all day wiggling a mouse
>pajeet boss has a daily meeting set for 8am

[Anonymous No.23361830]

>>23361815
Use that time to work on business ideas, that’s what I do

[Anonymous No.23361866]

>>23361636
I've heard of code monkeys that have done literally no work because their boss doesn't know what they do, but I doubt that's the norm. Fact is most of the work is done in 2-4 hours and the rest of the time was bullshit anyway

[Anonymous No.23361929]

>>23361866
>realizing the reason most people are forced to 'work' 8 hours but paid shittily is because their non-labor is priced into their salaries
>at my job I have to work for 8 straight hours constantly making sure every idiot has his documents in order but get paid peanuts because OTHER people doing less work are paid the same peanuts for working jobs with less work

This job market, country and century are all fucking garbage. I'm not even a teenager anymore so I can't just fuck off and try to molest some drunk whore. This is all terrible.

[Anonymous No.23361964]

>>23361929
Found the woman. Yes, youre the OOONLY one working.

[Anonymous No.23362139]

>>23361964
I'm not talking about my specific office, retarded faggot. I'm talking about how -office jobs- in general being priced at X wage because employers expect that Y% of an employee's time will be spent idly browsing facebook instead of actually working is having a negative effect on people like me who actually have to work continuously because if you stop then there will be a noticeable jam in production and everyone will know it was you, as opposed to "rush through it in 4 hours, fuck around for another 4".

[Anonymous No.23362207]

they try to force me go back, i quit, and destroy all the work i ever did for them, simple as

[Anonymous No.23362318]

>>23362139
You should get a gold star

[Anonymous No.23362405]

>>23362318
>>23361815
Yeah cool thanks for admitting you're the faggot that brings down wages for everyone else you turboqueer.

[Anonymous No.23362433]

>>23358194
I've been back in the office 5 days a week since July.

Makes me laugh my ass off when people are still using this nothing burger as an excuse to """""""""""""work"""""""""""""" from home. It's see through at this point and the CEO's know it.

I'm glad important people have to choose between being Woke and going Broke. They try to hide it through PR, but that's what they're dealing with.

[Anonymous No.23362446]

>>23362405
Yep that's it babe. Im why you are paid poorly

[Anonymous No.23362506]

>>23358194
Plotx literally fixes the office wage problem.

[Anonymous No.23362541]

>>23358194
Regus IGW easy 2x undervalued right now. Just got a bag. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.23362562]

>>23358689
back to the cage basedjack

[Anonymous No.23363048]

Stop making fun of Capitalism. These based CEOs have every right to demand your return to work and import millions of third worlders for cheap labour if you refuse

[Anonymous No.23363172]

>>23362207
Dangerously based anon

[Anonymous No.23363303]

>>23361747
Get a grip. Why are you even on biz if you miss the workplace as if they're your friends and won't backstab you.
>1 post
What a surprise

t. Unemployed 1+ year. Hopefully never have to return.

[Anonymous No.23363443]

im unironically more productive working from home though REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT WANT TO GO BACK NOOOO YOU CANT MAKE ME

[Anonymous No.23363659]

>>23359045
This really.

[Anonymous No.23364529]

>>23363048
Because Socialists care so much about the preservation of the native-born workforce.

[Anonymous No.23364601]

>>23364529
>wages are down
>solutions?
>import millions of people who will work for less
>wages are still down
>solutions?
>raise minimum wage and import millions more people who will still work for less, under the table
>why is tax revenue dropping
>why is debt up
>why are younger generations hopelessly depressed
>it must be the evil capitalists
>better tax them more
>they left
>who's going to pay for all this shit now?
>hownottorunaneconomy.webm

[Anonymous No.23364673]

that they perceive those workers as unproductive doesn't mean that they are unproductive, deadlines should still be exactly the same and saving all that commute time should be a big factor

[Anonymous No.23364715]

the only solution is to tax the rich at 100% to pay for gibs for niggers, otherwise the economy is done for since the economic base of america is old english and nike shoes.

[Anonymous No.23364833]

I fap to loli manga during zoom meetings.

[Anonymous No.23364899]

>>23361799
If that were a .45 instead of that little boy gun he would be the ideal YFV holder before they went SJW

[Anonymous No.23364906]

>>23361636
they were unproductive in the first place

[Anonymous No.23365026]

>>23358194
> 30 mins in you're fatigued
No fuck that Mr. Goldfarb, im fatigued when i have to wake up on 5 hours sleep, get washed, presentable, prepare my lunch, make sure i have everything I'll need all day, get on a train with brown in the freezing cold and then sit in an office with people i hate.

Waking up at 8:55 and having a morning meeting on zoom in my own computer room with breakfast there has been heaven. Also my productivity has 100% gone up.

I used to be late a lot because I'd literally stand outside work for 10 minutes just building myself up to start.

[Anonymous No.23365162]

>>23364833
b-based.