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>have 80k link
>gf told me to get a job

>> No.23344089

She will leave you soon

>> No.23344100

>>23344089
yep i think its over. first it was my friends, now its my gf. whats next...

>> No.23344101

>>23344083
Dump her, don't share your profits with her. Let her enjoy the wagie life.

>> No.23344121

>>23344083
Fuck that bitch. Literally.

>> No.23344124
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23344124

>80k link
>no gf
>no job

>> No.23344172

>>23344083
buy uni, and tell her your going to uni.
only need like 100 uni.
"anon what are you doing in life?"
"im in uni"
"oh? what are you studying?"
"cryptography, business & finance"

when she sees you staring at meme graphs just tell her you are studying .

>> No.23344195

>>23344101
>Dump her
fuck man
>don't share your profits with her
never was even a consideration
>Let her enjoy the wagie life
fuck man
>>23344121
how can i get hard after she said that
>>23344124
nice

>> No.23344232

>>23344100
sergay

>> No.23344293

>>23344083
get a job letting men sniff your feet. that'll show her

>> No.23344325

>>23344293
haha w-who would pay for such a thing

>> No.23344327
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23344327

>low 5 figure stacklet

>> No.23344343

>>23344083
>stake 40k link on uniswap
>make 200&/day

>t a guy with 10k link on uniswap making $50 a day

>> No.23344353

>>23344343
are you dumb?

>> No.23344358

>>23344343
prepare for permanent loss

>> No.23344376

>>23344083
>40k+ Link
>wanted to make babies with my gf
>she's too libtarded to conceive
breakup
dates costs $100 no sweetie
gonna save up single for single dad surrogacy $150k and buy pros and coeds for $200 a night thereafter
im done boys
t. 32yo boomer

>> No.23344381

>>23344353
Probably

>>23344358
The impermanent loss isnt that bad unless youre implying were gonna get rugged

>> No.23344404

>>23344381
if the price goes up too.

>> No.23344428

>>23344083
when you make it people will still disrespect you anon if you allow it

>> No.23344445

>>23344376
what kind of surrogate are you going for

>> No.23344451

>>23344404
Yeah i know at a 5x from now i lose 25% v pure holding but in the mean term it prints

https://uniswap.org/docs/v2/advanced-topics/understanding-returns/

>> No.23344475

>>23344451
dont make a thread crying when you get fucked pls

>> No.23344482

>>23344428
how do i avoid this

>> No.23344512

>>23344232
why did he betray us?
>>23344293
haha idk
>>23344327
you will make it eventually, no reason to be mad at all. you have more link then 9.99% of people on earth.
>>23344343
no one will steal my links
>>23344376
just be careful with that shit, have them tested if your already paying and ready to risk getting some disease from a dirty pussy.
>>23344428
thank you wise linkman

>> No.23344525

>>23344475
I wouldnt worry about it m8

>> No.23345137

>>23344083
dump her stupid ugly monkey face ass you fucking liar piece of human waste fucking weakling brainlet are you lower than an earthworm?

>> No.23345146

>>23344343
How do you sleep at night?

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23345151

does anyone actually unironically listen to women?

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23345223

>>23344083 You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I've ever seen

>> No.23345237

>>23344083
oh boy let me guess she's one of those "it ain't a real job and the money ain't real unless you get a W2" dumb ass bitches

I was married to one

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23345267

>>23344083
>not having some white collar "turn your brain off" job after you make it just for the health insurance and possible free food

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23345268

>>23344083
>have 200 link
>mom told me to get a job
told her where we're going we won't need jobs

>> No.23345270

>>23344327
This, not even 20k. It's a fucking horrible feel. I could have swung so many times.

>> No.23345338

>>23345270
Fuck you

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23345352

>>23345338
>>23345270
>6 figure hell