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Bros I’m having a daughter

>> No.23324004

>>23323988
checked
try to raise her as a male and let her decide to become ftm with 8 when Biden wins

>> No.23324007

Congrats. Welcome to parenthood.

>> No.23324016

>>23323988
Cringe

>> No.23324018

>>23323988
*hits the pipe*

>> No.23324022

haha she's gonna fuck nigs and there's nothing you can do. having s daughter is like being a cuck

>> No.23324023

>>23323988
Hammer the 14 words into her head.

>> No.23324026

>>23323988
*hits pipe*

>> No.23324029

>>23324007
Thanks dude

>>23324007
>>23324018
Lol

>> No.23324035
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>>23323988
Congrats on the daughter man. Now, listen to my monkey song ITS MONKEY SEASON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pLU6bUFoKY

UNI $50 EOM LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23324038

>>23323988
mine will be 2 on guy fawkes day. teach her to shoot and hunt. get out of the city.

>> No.23324042

>>23323988
Same buddy!!!!!

>> No.23324051

>>23324026
She will raise brown haired blue eyed warriors and be a stay at home mom. A worthy contribution to the nation and the survival of our glorious race. She will give me many grandchildren and a son in law who will know the Jew

>> No.23324054

>>23324022
Gayest comment around. Keep projecting fgt.

>> No.23324074

>>23323988
checked
congrats

>> No.23324088
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>>23324042
Congrats man let’s do this shit right

>> No.23324111

>>23324088
Yessir. Gotta lessen my drinking a bit. Already most of the way to a better career so there’s atleast there’s that. Good luck to u my friend <3

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>> No.23324155

>>23324111
Checked we’re gonna make it bro

>>23324035
Lol

>> No.23324163

bluepill: daughters are trash because all women are whores
redpill: daughters, while not as good as sons, provide guaranteed grandchildren

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>>23324051
>survival of our glorious race
Based
>contribution to the nation
Bluepilled
We need barbarians who undermine the state. Our civilization has run its course. Time for it to pass away.

>> No.23324297

>>23324223
Alright the ethnostate in post Republic USA

>> No.23324313

>>23323988 (You)
>>23323988 (You)
>>23323988 (You)
>>23323988 (You)
>>23323988 (You)
GTFO normie

>> No.23324314

Are you homeschoolin

>> No.23324354

>>23324314
I’d consider it, I’m actually a teacher so I could easily help out but we don’t have a lot of money. We’re plugged into a conservative Catholic Church friend group that does...so we could probably ask them for advice

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>>23323988
Is there anything more cucked then having a daughter? I mean think about it logically you are spending 18+ years of your life nurturing a girl for the sole purpose so that her supple body is more enjoyable for another man.

Fathers with daughters are the ultimate cucks

>> No.23324407

You think you'll fuck her when she's 18?

>> No.23324446

Threads like this truly separate the men from the boys.

>> No.23324492

>>23324146
My first thoughts

>> No.23324514

>>23323988
Do NOT let her become literate

>> No.23324525

>>23324514
She will read the Bible, cookbooks and old German military manuals

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23324567

Real talk how can fathers not want to fuck their 15 year old daughters? It's basically the hot new model of your wife.
Especially with how degenerate young girls are now.

Their mothers are also most likely overweight to boot. What a cock tease.

>> No.23324586

congrats dude

>> No.23324588

>>23323988
Probably time to stop posting on an Indonesian backgammon forum m8, congrats

>> No.23324596

Is there anything more lovely then having a daughter? I mean think about it logically you are spending 18+ years of your life nurturing a girl and being unconditionally loved by an angel for the sole purpose of glorifying God and continuing the miracle of life.

>> No.23324629

>>23323988
Based digits and based post. Congratulations!

>> No.23324666

>>23324567
coomer mentality.

>> No.23324750

>>23324588
Checked and never

>>23324596
Wholesome

>> No.23324761

>>23324629
Thank you brother God bless

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>>23323988
Congrats anon

>> No.23324859

>>23323988
Try not to finger her until she turns 18.

>> No.23325072

>>23323988
*Hits pipe*
IS

>> No.23325122

>>23324375
Other men compete for the opportunity to carry on your genes. Literally the opposite of cuckoldry. Cuckoldry is when you spend resources carrying on another mans genes.

>> No.23325158

>>23324375
t, salty seething virgin

kek

>> No.23325196

>>23324354
Your wife doesn’t happen to be a filipina does she?

>> No.23325331

>>23325122
No they compete to bang her. Not to get a child

>> No.23325443

>>23324666
Even satan be like, nigga u a coomer

>> No.23325465

>>23325196
No she’s white from Central Europe

>> No.23325562

I would KMS if I had a daughter. Imagine not selecting the gender of your child via in vitro fertilization

>> No.23325626

>>23323988
you should get your test checked and unironically your genetic profile

>> No.23325648

I have 3 daughters. If you're not a fuck up they'll be fine. They're not like sons where you can win by being hard on them, they're like water and will just flow around you. So, you have to kind of nudge them to get them to flow where you want. If you're yelling at your daughter you already lost.

>> No.23325667

>>23324375
classic pasta

>> No.23325692

>>23324223
>Germanic tribes planning to destroy the world for the millionth time

>> No.23325704

>>23323988
i am father of a daughter and it's magical. there will be 4-5 years of hell, but raising boys is 15-18 years of hell, so you're gonna win in the end. be the man you want her to marry. sounds weird, but if you don't set an extremely high standard of what a man/father/husband should be she's definitely going to become a tranny and suck her black girl friends femine penis

>> No.23325739

>>23324596
i'll sign this, you based faggot

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>> No.23325773

>>23325704
Not all women like men that remind them of their father. Ultimately though, it depends on their environment overall, not just parenting.

>> No.23325807

>>23324666
checked satan trips

>> No.23325815

>>23324023
I wonder if saying things around kids at young ages randomly every few months will actually give them a subliminal familiarity with such phrases and draw them toward such ideas or aesthetics later in life
Idk one way or the other but that's why I always smile at babies, give them a good feeling later about people with my phenotype and hormonal facial features later in life

>> No.23325817

>>23324492
>>23324146
ditto

>> No.23325874

>>23325815
i stopped wearing deodorant around my baby so she would associate my smell with nurturing love. my hope is she finds someone with our bloodtype via pheromones and continues our strong lineage

>> No.23325896

>>23325692
Vercingetorix was a gaul, dunce.

>> No.23325937

>>23325773
i'm sure that's true, but i'm gonna play the odds. plus, it has the added benefit of improving yourself in service of another human

>> No.23326405

*hits pipe*