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23323892 No.23323892 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever smuggled anything in your rectum?

>> No.23323901

Only poo my friend only poo

>> No.23323915

how uncomfortable would it be having a two pound golden log up your ass for hours at a time

>> No.23323934

There was this one time I smuggled YOUR MOM UP MY ASS

>> No.23323936

hehe I have a solid gold butt plug. They think I'm smuggling, but I love being caught!

>> No.23323939

>>23323915
>uncomfortable
oh dear, you should try holding chainlink

>> No.23324181
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23324181

>2 pounds of gold

literally nothing. Even a BD small has more volume.

>> No.23324217

>>23323892
I have a crypto hard wallet usb I've stuck up my ass.
I dont travel anywhere, it just feels good.

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Really though, he may have been on to something. Once he passed security he could have just went to the streets and collected his bullion without anyone suspecting anything.

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>>23323892
Honestly I cant blame this dude. No taxes on 60k. Chad move, sucks he didn't pull it off.

>> No.23324550

>>23324217
Hehe

>> No.23324621

>>23324181
That's what? A 1.4 inch cube? Yeah, I can see that working.

>> No.23324670

>>23324217
Oh boy the chinks are gonna have a good time when they harvest you in minecraft

>> No.23324684

guy should have just bought crypto and memorized the seed words.

>> No.23324727

>>23323892
Is that a troy pound or an Ovoviviparous pound?

>> No.23324757

>>23324684
Isnt crypto illegal in pajeet land?

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>>23323892
Couldn't he just get it made into a bracelet and not have to stuff it up his asshole?

>> No.23325339

The prison wallet

>> No.23325447

>>23323892
I always tell my wife that her ass is pure gold. Some people dont let their memes stay dreams.

>> No.23326057

>>23323892
i used to smuggle cocks in my ass for pay when i was 19.

now i do it for free

>> No.23326714

>>23324621
its actually quite large and heavy i presume
imagine the xray

>> No.23326799

The day of rope is soon Gold jews.

>> No.23326823

>>23324762
Bracelet, watch and necklace.

>> No.23326849

Only my father’s love.

>> No.23326914

utter fucking retard for sticking it up his arse, the body scanner is obviously going to pick up on it and it'll look pretty suspicious.
just keep the coins in your wallet with other coins so they just look like coins in the x ray.
ok maybe that wouldn't work with 30ozs but I can confirm it works for 10ozs

>> No.23327077

>>23323892
I smuggled a wet fart and held it between my cheeks and didnt get up for 3 hours at work until everyone went home.. my cheeks were shit glued together

>> No.23327089

>>23323892
just some shit

>> No.23327423

>>23323892
Only a penis. Does that count?

>> No.23327470

>>23323934
Based