Wagies report in

[Anonymous No.23319282]

Your 2 minute 26 second bathroom break has been deducted from your wagecheck. Have a Prime day!

[Anonymous No.23319386]

>>23319282
this poor guy. damn that really hit me in the feels, and I'm not even a wagie

[Anonymous No.23319435]

Matt is Based

[Anonymous No.23319674]

Matt is getting wild with Fanta!
What exactly are they trying to convey with this?

[Anonymous No.23319752]

>>23319386
Why do you feel bad for him anon? He's getting wild

[Anonymous No.23319825]

>>23319282
CLEAN IT UP MATT

[Anonymous No.23319830]

Fanta has flavors?

[Anonymous No.23319859]

>>23319752
Lol

[Anonymous No.23319874]

>>23319752
Why isn’t he getting naked though?

[Anonymous No.23319905]

>>23319830
yeah, orange sugar. red sugar. yellow sugar. green sugar. You name it.

[Anonymous No.23319913]

I asked Matt to stand in front of the Fanta display and he actually did it! The absolute madman

[Anonymous No.23320256]

>>23319825
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.23320293]

>>23319825
>janet
>I STEPPED IN THE OIL AND ITS ALL BECAUSE MATT DIDNT CLEAN IT UP QUICK ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.23320317]

>>23319282
Is it really fucking necessary to publicly shame the people you employ on social media with permanent photos that scream "don't ever hire this person for anything other than pleb work"

[Anonymous No.23320334]

>>23319282
based matt

these are the people who need to gamble on options and gme

hopefully they make it

[Anonymous No.23320357]

>>23319282
He’s doing alot better than some of you idiots living in moms basement hoping some stupid coins will make you rich

[Anonymous No.23320365]

Based matt, what shitcoins does he own

[Anonymous No.23320380]

>>23320357
Do you ever type shit like "alot" then get confused why your computer underlines the shit in red? It's because you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.23320405]

>>23320365
Stacks sats
Has binance account but only buys holochain which unironically lost him 40% of his sats
Vows to never trade alts again
Btc dies
The end

[Anonymous No.23320482]

>>23320357
You don't know that. Matt might be severely suicidal for all you know.

[Anonymous No.23320606]

>>23320293
>now all of matts wages go to her disability payments

[Anonymous No.23320688]

>>23320357
But I work, have an apartment, and a gf. I just want to buy a house to start my family, anon. Why does that upset you so? Is it because you work at Walmart?

[Anonymous No.23320752]

>>23320365
He holds TND

[Anonymous No.23320763]

This thread is a fuckin joke, everyone's lost it.
Lads this bearish market has done us in

[Anonymous No.23320777]

>>23320357
Married, hate my mom, work full-time, don't have basements in this country. My coins are more intelligenter than you, fucko.
Probably "a lot" better off than you.

[Anonymous No.23320818]

>mfw burgers break their backs for $15/h
>mfw I make that by sitting in my house and getting 7-10 calls a day
>mfw when I live in a 3rd World country where that's a lot.
>mfw no face

[Anonymous No.23320873]

>>23320688
>>23320777
And digits to boost. /biz/ will forever shit on wagies.

[Anonymous No.23320879]

>>23320818
Based lubriderm coomer

[Anonymous No.23320896]

>>23320818
What do you work as

[Anonymous No.23320902]

>>23320818
What's the lubridem for?

[Anonymous No.23320947]

>>23320902
Jew skin care. These pharma products will fuck you up long term.
Just use coconut oil and shea butter or art of the sport

[Anonymous No.23320985]

>>23320896
Take calls for x company and do some troubleshooting, nothing special at all.

>>23320902
I like to keep my skin hydrated.

[Anonymous No.23321004]

>>23320357
Isreal is so funny when they do these types of posts.

[Anonymous No.23321049]

>>23320947
Agree but I run out of coconut oil, but while I get my fav brand, I'm using some nivea/ponds bullshit.

[Anonymous No.23321075]

>>23319282
How do people drink this shit? I find even diet coke too sweet

[Anonymous No.23321121]

>>23319825
unironically, how does something like happens? earthquake?

[Anonymous No.23321141]

>>23320317
yes it really is necessary to coax the very best work out of your wagie
its why you break in a new horse or got to fuck a wagies wife first in ye olde times, its meant to establish dominance
it weeds out anyone with a single bit of backbone so nobody amongst your wagies will organise into a union or something

for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwBOpBHHflo

[Anonymous No.23321143]

>>23321121
*like this

[Anonymous No.23321174]

>>23319282
>Mark my own hours worked
>Take as many breaks as I want, whenever I want, coffee/lunch breaks aren't deducted from my hours
>Only have to talk to my boss once a week, sometimes I go months without seeing him
>Full benefits including pension

Sure I may be a wageslave, but I'd kill myself before letting someone tell me when and for how long I can take a shit. And you best believe I'm going to be getting paid for that shit.

[Anonymous No.23321239]

>>23320818
>coomer
>sweats during the daytime

[Anonymous No.23321250]

>>23321143
Could be intentional, could be an accident or structural malfunction of the showcase.

[Anonymous No.23321256]

Just wait until robots are stocking shelves and mopping floors instead. Wagies not needed

[Anonymous No.23321366]

>>23321174
This man gets it
Every turd that hits the water = $1

[Anonymous No.23321401]

>>23319282
Is american fanta still good? They ruined it here in the uk I think decades ago by replacing half the sugar with artificial sweeteners. They did the same with every single drink apart from original coca cola. (& red bull if we're including energy drinks)

[Anonymous No.23321475]

>>23319913
Kek

[Anonymous No.23321780]

>>23321121
Niggers

[Anonymous No.23321921]

>>23320818
stfu wintoddler

[Anonymous No.23321939]

>>23319282
At this point you might as well do some extremely risky plays with crypto or options. What the fuck do you have to lose?

[Anonymous No.23321964]

>>23319282
Is this some sort of code for Matt selling Latina whores for two for the price of one?

[Anonymous No.23321990]

>>23320818
Manlet legs, you’re at most 5’5

[Anonymous No.23321994]

>>23319752
kek

[Anonymous No.23322046]

>>23321401
Decades ago lol

[Anonymous No.23322087]

>>23321921
It'a almost time to fix your drivers and download another spaghetticode client compatible with office

Seriously why would you use ganoo on a desktop

[Anonymous No.23322102]

I would hang with Matt.
Here's one for big M dawg in the house

[Anonymous No.23322281]

>>23319282
Why do all Americans wear those disgusting boomer jeans in that straight leg fit.

Every single time. Oversized, straight leg, blue denim jeans. Overlapping some banged up dirty cheap black plastic shoes.

Fucking stop

[Anonymous No.23322414]

>>23319282
great work Matt! I can tell you love your work. oh and someone took an shit on aisle three, can you go take care of that?

[Anonymous No.23322857]

>>23322046
First of all I said 'I think decades ago' but it was definitely long before 2018. I'm aware of when the sugar tax came in and I can assure you 90% of drinks here were just artificial sweeteners long before this. Irn bru was one of the later ones to get ruined. Coke is the only untouched one (still just sugar) aside from buying random juice off amazon

[Anonymous No.23323057]

>>23320818
Had to hide the ankles huh pareesh? You fucking stink bags never seem to amaze me. I bet you stink of burnt curry and rotten gudash you shit streeting cunt

[Anonymous No.23323122]

>>23321141
I'd rather starve to death in the street

[Anonymous No.23323731]

>>23319825
Give me a few loaves of bread and some parmesan and I'll have that cleaned up in half an hour

[Anonymous No.23323770]

>>23320902
he's obviously masturbating all day. he only needs to take 7 calls, so there's a lot of downtime

[Anonymous No.23323884]

>>23323057
based cletus

[Anonymous No.23323998]

>>23319874
Bro have you seen how much sugar is in naked? A small bottle like that will have over an oz of sugar

[Anonymous No.23324571]

>>23323998
says no sugar on the bottle retard

[Anonymous No.23324628]

>>23324571
A 15.2-ounce (450-ml) serving of Naked Juice's Green Machine provides ( 1 ): Calories: 270. Carbs: 63 grams. Sugar: 53 grams.

[Anonymous No.23325084]

>>23320357
these kinds of posts make me happy because they remind me that I hate kikes and normies and there's nothing they can do about it lol

[Anonymous No.23325137]

>>23320818
>needing lube to jerk off
>not having foreskin
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.23325194]

>>23319282
Thanks Matt.

[Anonymous No.23325236]

>>23319282
fuck you my whole day is now a break and nobody knows because i have to work from home. I'm basically a neet but getting paid. haha

[Anonymous No.23325391]

>>23322281
Because many Americans are fucking poor.

[Anonymous No.23325521]

>>23321939

>What the fuck do you have to lose?

your money, that you worked hard for.

[Anonymous No.23325526]

>>23319282
Fuck offffff!

[Anonymous No.23325589]

Matt:
has a reason to get up in the morning
talks to his female coworkers
helps the customers
provides valuable service to the economy

You:
watch anime
shitpost
gamble
jerk off

what can you learn from matt?

[Anonymous No.23325623]

jesus, kinda makes me feel bad getting paid for doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.23325639]

>>23325236
just means you will have to go through the whole process of having your spirit broken again once they send you back

[Anonymous No.23325661]

>>23324571
Hey stupid. How does it feel to be stupid?

[Anonymous No.23325714]

>>23325589
>has a reason to get up in the morning
are you serious?
>talks to his female coworkers
probably not
>helps the customers
congratulations
>provides valuable service to the economy
kek. no and soon to be replaced by amazon

[Anonymous No.23325736]

>>23323731
based

[Anonymous No.23325796]

>>23325137
They got me bro it fucking sucks

Don't do it to your sons biz (if any of you ever lose your virginity)

[Anonymous No.23326692]

>>23325714
>>has a reason to get up in the morning
never understood this until i was a neet
basically if you set your own clock over time you get up later and later until its 3pm and youre just getting up.
it causes a weird form of psuedo depression
>just get your ass up
sure when youre a neet for a year and you get it down lmk.

[Anonymous No.23326710]

>>23321780
Beat me to it

[Anonymous No.23326904]

>>23323731
based boomer humor

[Anonymous No.23326911]

>>23320357
>getting your picture online and get humiliated
>doing gud
Good

[Anonymous No.23327203]

>>23323998

Yeah it's insane like 60 grams in that bottle

[Anonymous No.23327302]

>>23321921
>>23321990
>>23323770
These burgers are so salty I took their job ay lmao
>>23322087
Who?
Spike, you incel

[Anonymous No.23327356]

imo walmart is going to be the retail bankruptcy that nobody sees coming.

[Anonymous No.23327459]

>>23319282
this shit is so old

[Anonymous No.23327495]

>>23327203
That’s basically two ozs. I accidentally grabbed a bottle of naked without reading the nutrition facts until I got home. Couldn’t believe it

[Anonymous No.23327507]

>>23321141
Hell.

[Anonymous No.23327646]

>>23321121
The shelf is not put into its slots correctly, if you look closely the shelf is a little low on the far side, the right side. That side has bounce to it, and will in fact bounce. Moron who put that end together should be fucking shitcanned for not doing it correctly.
Everything coming apart was not just possible, but fucking unavoidable once numbnuts started stocking that end. Damned No Frills, hiring wageslaves with no brains.

[Anonymous No.23327893]

>>23320777
>Married my mom

checked

[Anonymous No.23327951]

>>23319282
My job is to mine Safex. Work's good.

[Anonymous No.23328283]

>>23323057
my first thought as well lol

[Anonymous No.23328321]

>>23320357
Dude I live in my room not the basement!

[Anonymous No.23328345]

>>23320357
this was debunked

[Anonymous No.23328465]

Gambled all my money away a few hours ago that I made in my first two days at work.

I cant help it.

[Anonymous No.23328527]

>>23319282
Homeboy has gyno

[Anonymous No.23328882]

>>23327951
Man, I want to buy a SAFEX miner. I’m not savvy enough to put it together myself.

[Anonymous No.23328891]

>>23328465
On what?

[Anonymous No.23329108]

>>23323770
no one needs lubricants to masturbate but genitals-mutilated amerigoyim and their kikes' overlords

[Anonymous No.23329305]

>>23319825
>ItalianNightmare.jpg

[Anonymous No.23329818]

>>23320752
I bet he holds some xBTC too because Matt is based

[Anonymous No.23330454]

>>23319282
Leave the kid alone
Matt's OK

[Anonymous No.23330719]

>>23325589
Squares are too busy leading the life others want them to live.

[Anonymous No.23330731]

>>23320818
qute caterino

[Anonymous No.23330767]

>>23319282
Whenever I go into overtime ($32 an hour), I take the nastiest shit I can. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time

[Anonymous No.23330779]

>>23325521
>your money, that you worked hard for
As if that's enough money to buy anything

[Anonymous No.23331595]

Kek I've been in Matt shoes. They tried to use me for company promotions, recruitment etc. I always nope the fuck out. The best thing is I've created quite a fuzz about not joining a company lib dub. It costed me my annual review (not involved enough with the company). The best thing that could happen was the lipdub was so bad and cringe it went viral and people are still regretting for joining it.

[Anonymous No.23331662]

>>23324571
please be bait esl bro

[Anonymous No.23331783]

>>23320357
Iam living in apartment by myself and internet coins did make me rich. I will retire next year

[Anonymous No.23331810]

>>23325084
Can someone explain how this works? Do you need to prove they owe money per stupid comments?

[Anonymous No.23331843]

>>23319282
Holy shit Matt is fucking wylin out

[Anonymous No.23331858]

>>23331843
yea hes actually taking this a little too far if you ask me. I am really getting some bad anxiety at the fact that Matt is clearly getting wild and they didnt even try to hide it. This man needs a woman to tell him what to do

[Anonymous No.23331877]

>>23320365
xrp just like alexD

[Anonymous No.23331883]

>>23320357
>hoping

[Anonymous No.23331902]

I asked a guy like MATT to STAND in front of the SODA LOCATION

[Anonymous No.23331926]

>>23319282
I'm shitposting on the boss' dime right now. There are things I should get done while I have the time, but I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.23331947]

>>23322857
you're correct fanta has half sugar half sweetner for awhile

not sure how long tho but at least 5+ years

[Anonymous No.23332050]

>>23331595
>lib dub
>lipdub
What is this?

[Anonymous No.23332995]

>>23321121
Niggers trash and loot stores all the time

[Anonymous No.23333031]

>>23322281
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.23333110]

>>23332995
uh. No

[Anonymous No.23333755]

>>23321121

I've knocked items off the shelf before purely because I detest wagies.

[Anonymous No.23333947]

>>23323731
Mmm, glass.

[Anonymous No.23334546]

>>23331595
Post the dub for our wagie collection

[Anonymous No.23334698]

>>23326692
>setting a clock at all
I‘m a retired NEET (made in the last bullrun) and I just sleep and get up whenever I want.
Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.23334721]

>>23319282
Wqlmart is gigacucked for a myriad of reasons but unpaid breaks is not one of them

[Anonymous No.23335058]

>>23330767

I make $20hr and usually do 50 hr weeks. I love seeing that $40/hr balance and fat check.

Also Matt has nice man titties.

[Anonymous No.23335080]

>>23323731
Very based sir

[Anonymous No.23335096]

>>23333755
I do too...I've found mayo pisses them off the most due to the smell.

[Anonymous No.23335144]

>>23319825
Should smash a bottle of balsamic vinegar in there and soak it all up with a nice slice of focaccia

[Anonymous No.23335187]

>>23333755
>married in the first place

Can't relate.

[Anonymous No.23335388]

>>23320947
If skin care is Jewish then why do those fancy Korean girls have such nice skin?

[Anonymous No.23335426]

>>23335388
if your skin care has sodim hydroxide or similar chemicals in it, its not the good stuff. The shit johnson and johnson or whoever puts out for skin care cannot compete with good old fashioned holistic knowledge. And interestingly the guy who started my favorite skin care line was black and a basketball player, kobe. Interesting how smart scientists are sometimes and how stupid about other things. Maybe we should know the same people mixing awful chemicals in a lab to analyze a drug dont know shit about skin

[Anonymous No.23335463]

>>23335388
and im saying jewish because they own pharma. I think india hindu teaches that blood flow increases with coconut oil on the skin.
>pharma makes drugs to make us all stop caring and allow them to do oral suction
>pharma ruins your skin to reduce blood flow so you cant have erections and have less babies which means more jew to non jew ratio, therefore majority supports pedophilia

[Anonymous No.23336088]

>>23322281
you're only seeing pics of people from walmart, and that guy is at work and makes below living wage, so he's wearing cheap shit clothes on purpose or doesn't have a choice.

[Anonymous No.23336139]

>>23335426
>scientists
the "scientists" do not give a single fuck, they are in charge of determining how fast their product will kill you and if it is statistically detectable in a short enough time frame for it to matter for their next few quarterly statements

[Anonymous No.23336495]

>>23325589
>has a reason to get up in the morning
Yeah because he has to or else he'll lose his source of income, get evicted and die. That's a fucking shitty reason to get up.

[Anonymous No.23336520]

>>23320357
actually my parents live in my basement now

[Anonymous No.23336709]

>>23319282
Data sensors with smart contracts actually make your meme possible. First you get a job chip that knows when you start and finish. There can be sensors put in bathrooms that stop your wage clock until you leave the washroom. Simple

[Anonymous No.23336943]

>>23335144
based

[Anonymous No.23336966]

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[Anonymous No.23338097]

https://info.uniswap.org/token/0xc9ce70a381910d0a90b30d408cc9c7705ee882de

[Anonymous No.23338155]

>>23336966
Shut the fuck up nigger

[Anonymous No.23338486]

>>23333755
surprisingly based

[Anonymous No.23338963]

>>23336709
Are you saying that my linkies are going to betray me by snitching to my boss when I spend too long on my stinkies?

[Anonymous No.23339385]

I can't even find a job

[Anonymous No.23339996]

>>23339385
Are you wild enough for Wal Mart