/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.23316920]

The Wire Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>23315565

[Anonymous No.23316940]

No anime. No jannies. Thanks

[Anonymous No.23316941]

first for gme

[Anonymous No.23316943]

Every once in a while someone on /biz provides good advice so here you go. Buy SRAC soon at the bottom before it goes interstellar in December and SpaceX buys it out in 2022.

[Anonymous No.23316944]

NIO NIO NIO

[Anonymous No.23316957]

RKT

[Anonymous No.23316963]

anime? what's that?

[Anonymous No.23316966]

>>23316920
I'm not buying anymore stock today lads, feel like a failure, holding GME until the end though.

[Anonymous No.23316970]

Stockuyomi

[Anonymous No.23316972]

imagine investing in electric vehicles while chads like us invest in fucking gaming

this is destiny

[Anonymous No.23316985]

>>23316943
Sorry, I'm not going to buy something that might pay out in 2022 based on a random post on 4chan. Post more info or no.

[Anonymous No.23316998]

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/10/16/gamestops-deal-with-microsoft-gives-it-a-cut-of-ev/

Motley fool with a coom-friendly article

[Anonymous No.23317001]

I hate jews :)

[Anonymous No.23317002]

First for racist free thread

[Anonymous No.23317007]

>>23316943
Wtf is srac

[Anonymous No.23317009]

>>23316972
gaming is unironically a great long term investment
i dont know a single thing under 30 that doesnt game
i say thing because gamers are subhuman

[Anonymous No.23317013]

>>23316998
Sell signal

>>23317002
shut up nigger

[Anonymous No.23317017]

>>23316998
Nice
If they make 10 more I might forgive them

[Anonymous No.23317018]

Anyone listen to me about COHN yesterday? It's getting ready to go. I expect easy +50% in next few weeks and the dd is there

[Anonymous No.23317019]

>>23316944
i wish that helmet was my dick

[Anonymous No.23317021]

When is GME squeeze gonna happen by? mid November?

[Anonymous No.23317024]

>>23317009
What about all the chads like me that just play old games or indie games

[Anonymous No.23317027]

Am I gonna make it?

>TSLA
>UPS
>TSM
>GME
>ETSY - for a small gamble
> TQQQ - trying to average into this with small amounts instead of throwing it all in at once, crossing my fingers

[Anonymous No.23317034]

>>23316972
Nio is going to make rich though

[Anonymous No.23317039]

>>23316972
kpopfren, is the world still on track to end this weekend?

[Anonymous No.23317041]

>>23317017
Even a broken clock is right twice a day

[Anonymous No.23317045]

I'll prob keep my corolla till it dies. Hell its a 2014 model with under 65k on it so fuck I'll be an old man and whatnot by the time it's dead. (I'm 37). Spends uh 90% of its time in a garage (work and home) so no bird shit to fuck up the paint.

[Anonymous No.23317048]

>>23317024
cringe in my opinion
ever since i stopped the video game jew i cant look back
theres so many better hobbies that actually give you something in return for your time

[Anonymous No.23317052]

>>23317021
Early November

[Anonymous No.23317054]

>>23316972
Wouldn't invest in EV's, but would in cheap CCP stocks. Feels dirty as fuck, but they do tend go up quite a bit.

>>23316998
Meh, doubt we'll see result from it play out today, but probably see some Monday.

[Anonymous No.23317060]

>>23316920
Neeko is cute. C U T E

[Anonymous No.23317061]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-54566730
>Remdesivir 'has little or no effect' on survival, says WHO
>believing the WHO
Gilead responded saying,
"The emerging (WHO) data appears inconsistent, with more robust evidence from multiple randomised, controlled studies published in peer-reviewed journals validating the clinical benefit of remdesivir," the company said in a statement.
"We are concerned the data from this open-label global trial has not undergone the rigorous review required to allow for constructive scientific discussion, particularly given the limitations of the trial design."
If this WHO study is true, this implies that the real 'miracle' drug is Regeneron's antiviral cocktail
>REGN

[Anonymous No.23317063]

>>23317009
isnt gaming just a scam to steal your time?

i work with a 37 year old guy who i am 99% sure wasted the last 20 years of his life playing video games. and there are no signs he will ever stop.

(maybe it is a good investment)

[Anonymous No.23317067]

>>23317039
ya i mean my whole bet and lifes anticipation goes out to oct 17-18 as being the date of the rapture

if its not then were really close but
ya it should be tomorrow

[Anonymous No.23317068]

>>23317027
ETSY is not a small gamble. GME is the small gamble.

[Anonymous No.23317071]

>>23317002
Roses are red
Violets are blue
the only people who like niggers
are faggots and Jews

[Anonymous No.23317079]

>>23316857
Short FTSE

[Anonymous No.23317085]

>>23317027
yes. but sell tesla. thats effn stupid at these prices.

[Anonymous No.23317087]

>>23317060
cute tranny

[Anonymous No.23317090]

Its Friday Friday

[Anonymous No.23317093]

>>23317045
I still ride my old man's 2008 Honda with 200k miles. It's well kept. Fuck a car payment. The opposite of making it.

[Anonymous No.23317098]

>>23317039
like i dont have another date if this one passes
and ive always had a date for years and years

september 23 2017 etc

but after this its like up in the air nobody knows

[Anonymous No.23317103]

I'm green hahahahahaahah

[Anonymous No.23317109]

>>23317054
>probably see some Monday.

Agreed, I expect nothing today except a higher close than Wednesday.

GME is only going up if we get some crazy news/action today or AH

[Anonymous No.23317115]

>>23317021
>>23317052
I really don't think it'll happen anymore until post Q3 earnings. Even then may take until Q4. Shorts are playing really dirty behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.23317124]

IS SQ A SMART BUY???

[Anonymous No.23317125]

HTZ chads rise up.

[Anonymous No.23317128]

>>23317115
But it will still probably go up without a squeeze. At least 15.

[Anonymous No.23317136]

>this girl makes incels seethe
>click here to find out why

[Anonymous No.23317140]

>>23317048
Like what?

[Anonymous No.23317141]

congrats to the HTZ retards who didn't put a stop loss as it dipped under $2

fuck me lol. I should realize a short squeeze isn't going to happen instantly, gotta give short sellers a chance to cover

[Anonymous No.23317144]

PLTR FINISHES GREEN

[Anonymous No.23317152]

>>23317063
>isnt gaming just a scam to steal your time?

It's a hobby that can be more addictive than others since they know how to rope you in.

You wouldn't spend hours upon hours crocheting like you would with video games

[Anonymous No.23317153]

>>23317093
my dad gave me one of his old cars when I graduated (hyundai sonata) and I see no reason to buy a new car while that thing can move. I can't understand how so many people throw a third of their income on a shiny shitbox.

[Anonymous No.23317155]

>>23317007
orbital transfer vehicles for satellites with a groundbreaking water propulsion technology. first launch will be in december on a spacex rocket.

[Anonymous No.23317157]

>>23317136
I would fuck her , but her face is by far her weakest feature.

[Anonymous No.23317173]

>>23317045
2014 civic with under 80k, its going to last forever.

Then when I'm like 35, ill buy a nice ass accord, unless I'm filthy rich, then ill buy a luxury car

[Anonymous No.23317175]

>>23317136
>rich girl who identifies as a communist
>goblina
>fake tits
>3dpd
No thanks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23317179]

>>23317157
I wouldn't fuck her. It wouldn't be worth it.

[Anonymous No.23317180]

>>23317144
Oh hey guys what’s going on in this thr-oOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.23317181]

>>23317144
i was worried for a bit there

[Anonymous No.23317184]

>>23317063
yes of course it is a fucking scam
i played vidya like everyday from 6y/o to 18y/o and i heavily regret every single second of it
you can even tell who the gamers are from their infantile world view, small vocabulary, bags under their eyes. its pathetic.
to me, wasting time is the greatest sin. no greater waste of time than living in a fantasy world that grants you NOTHING in the real world.
i know some guys
>25
>married
>buying the xbox playstation and nintendo
>0 in savings
>lives in a crappy apartment
>not voting because he doesnt know shit
its sad
another one
>no job
>20
>no money
>just games
>and mooches off his mother
>bro do you play warzone
its sad. and yes i have a god complex. but it doesnt make me wrong.

but yes, it is a good investment because of the hold it has on the generations today and upcoming
>>23317152
this and more

[Anonymous No.23317188]

>>23317068
I feel like ETSY is honestly a bit high right now, what do you think it'll do?

>>23317085
It might be a bit high but honestly I think TSLA is going much higher in the mid-to-long term. They're still way ahead of the zombie legacy manufacturers and aren't just a car company. It also just broke out of a symmetrical triangle which I've been waiting for

[Anonymous No.23317192]

>>23317061
Grab a bag of rlftf anon

[Anonymous No.23317195]

[Anonymous No.23317196]

I haven’t fucked a chick who wasn’t obese in so long bros what’s it like

[Anonymous No.23317199]

>>23317140
lifting
working on cars
stock market
reading
chess
yard work
culinary
gliding or flying
to name just a few

[Anonymous No.23317201]

>>23317045
>>23317173
>tfw still driving a 2007 prius with over 200 miles

I'm not going to upgrade until I can get a lambo

[Anonymous No.23317209]

>>23317184
I don't see how that makes it a scam anymore than any other type of entertainment. When boomers wasted their whole lives staring at a television screen no one accused the cable companies of running a scam.

[Anonymous No.23317211]

>>23317184
if you're so great why are you postin on 4chin

[Anonymous No.23317214]

>>23317184
To expand, there's even a term called "game-ification" in which social media and other applications used the same reward systems in video games in order to get users hooked.

[Anonymous No.23317216]

>>23317060
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.23317217]

>>23317045
my 2014 has 80k and still goes strong
i plan on giving it to my kid someday, just like my dad did to me
fuck car payments

[Anonymous No.23317219]

NEWS: Chinese buying into American Fertility clinics. After the repeal of 1 child policy, Chinese have been flocking to clinics and view the American Facilities as the best in the world. - CNBC

[Anonymous No.23317220]

>>23317216

[Anonymous No.23317222]

>>23317184
is time spent enjoying time wasted? There's no meaning to life, so why not be a hedonist?

[Anonymous No.23317228]

>>23317098
why are these gook faces so appealing to me

[Anonymous No.23317231]

lmao just buy htz wait an hour, already 200 up since i bough at 2.4

[Anonymous No.23317232]

>>23317196
Like normal? I've never fucked a fatty idk

[Anonymous No.23317233]

>>23317157
Those eyebrows are stupid as fuck.

>>23317128
Yeah, I'm thinking it'll dip around Q3 anyways though. May actually sell just before and be ready to jump right in after earnings; wasn't going to do that before yesterday, but atm I'm open to it.

[Anonymous No.23317235]

>CTYX up 284%
Easy 130 bros

[Anonymous No.23317236]

>>23316943
>under investigation
lmao no

[Anonymous No.23317237]

>>23317136
Belle is better.

[Anonymous No.23317245]

>>23317195
>bloody red

Oh no...he's going to be the first victim in this game, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.23317249]

>>23317063
It depends, I only find games enjoyable when I've done a good hard days work/made a lot of money.

Otherwise, I am just wasting productive time clicking buttons.

Just like "no fap", moderation is the best of both worlds, no extremes.

[Anonymous No.23317256]

>>23317219
how many chinese wives will be asking for white sperm under the table?

[Anonymous No.23317261]

SBE getting a little pump here.

[Anonymous No.23317262]

>>23317195
top kek. This belongs in collection fren's next big collection

[Anonymous No.23317263]

>>23317237
she's alright, but I don't get why so many fags are obsessed with her

[Anonymous No.23317272]

>bought GME at $13.37
>its trying to close at $13.36

Bogs, please. If you are going to kill me, just kill me. Don't humiliate me beforehand.

[Anonymous No.23317271]

>>23317199
>lifting
Already do that
>working on cars
Waste of time, I pay somebody else to waste their entire Saturday doing that tedious shit
>stock market
This is where all my time goes
>reading
Ok
>Chess
Literally a video game
>yard work
Lol what color is my skin
>culinary
Based
>gliding or flying
Deathtraps

[Anonymous No.23317273]

>>23317245
Coomcat is gonna torture him to find out the location of the gold and then dump his body in the furnace

[Anonymous No.23317274]

>>23317236
all spacs get investigated dummy

[Anonymous No.23317275]

>>23317153
dont forget most people finance it over 4-5yrs

[Anonymous No.23317278]

>>23317219
interesting coda at the end: Chinese would have access to genetic material to create a super weapon or Genetically modified Babies!~~~

ANDROID 18 HERE WE COME!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23317290]

>>23317196
The sex is pretty much the same. It's just easier to find the hole if she isn't a landwhale.

[Anonymous No.23317294]

>>23317228
layers of makeup and they look like your anime characters you cherish

[Anonymous No.23317296]

Do any of you stupid faggot retards even make any money? I have made consistent gains in passive index funds, unironically - along with some leveraged ETFs.

I am convinced you dumbass retards throw around 1-5k tops (probably hundreds) and gamble like a degenerate. youre in this for the rush, you’re all losers that spend way too much time doing this and not doing more constructive things to your life

[Anonymous No.23317301]

>>23317209
maybe scam isnt the word, or at least the scammer is yourself. tv is another one to avoid.
>>23317211
because im not so great, but im a hell of a lot better than no life gamers
>>23317214
yeah its a broken reward process
>>23317222
take the christ pill or at least take some interest in the future for the sake of your children. im talking about married men and fathers. i was a gamer kid and thankfully i left it in my adolescence
>>23317271
chess is not a video game its a board game of strategy
yard work can be enjoyable and rewarding, plant some fruit or veggies
gliding or flying is as dangerous as motorcycle riding. thats a decision you can take for yourself

[Anonymous No.23317307]

>>23317237
Belle is weird. I see her as like a demi-goddess of sexuality, but I would never masturbate to her. I'm like attracted to her but not at the same time.

[Anonymous No.23317309]

>>23317184
he is basically a "big kid" as he calls himself

.... damn

[Anonymous No.23317310]

What do I put 3000 in to right now?

[Anonymous No.23317317]

>>23317271
>working on cars
>Waste of time, I pay somebody else to waste their entire Saturday doing that tedious shit

[Anonymous No.23317320]

>>23317196
bags of sand

[Anonymous No.23317323]

>>23317228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71hKXyiJEZQ

you're a kpopper now, anon!

[Anonymous No.23317322]

>>23317309
huh?

[Anonymous No.23317324]

>>23317310
GME

[Anonymous No.23317332]

>>23317220

[Anonymous No.23317339]

>>23317296
>Do any of you stupid faggot retards even make any money?
also pasta

[Anonymous No.23317340]

>>23317290
To be fair, the fat girls I've banged you can absolutely pummel their pussy and they love it. Thinner girls always complain, "your doing it too hard it hurts". The one and only advantage of banging a fat girl.

[Anonymous No.23317344]

>>23317324
Is it going to go up more?

[Anonymous No.23317346]

>>23317184
I thought this thumbnail was a casino and then I realized an arcade and a casino are the exact same thing. Just one gives you imaginary points and one gives you real money. Both release dopamine the same way.

[Anonymous No.23317351]

How the fuck is the volume on HTZ so astronomically fucking high but it barely went up a dollar lmao
I'm not buying that trash stock

[Anonymous No.23317352]

I cannot wait for the election to be over and we can finally inject raw stimulus directly into our bloodstreams

[Anonymous No.23317356]

>>23317209
yes spending all your time watching tv is also retarded

[Anonymous No.23317357]

>Buy 100 HTZ 10/16 $2.50 calls when it dipped below $2 for the meme
>Just sold for a 10x gain
Yup I think I’m pretty based. Turned $300 into $3000. I’m done trading today boys I have won

[Anonymous No.23317358]

Why can’t I get out of bed bros? I’m holding bags too so I don’t even want to get up early to trade either

[Anonymous No.23317360]

>>23317249
unfortunately moderation does not exist to me.
i can explain why i came to the conclusion but basically if something is only bad in large quantities it is equally bad in "moderate" quantities

[Anonymous No.23317365]

>>23317307
maybe try imagine a guys face instead of hers, does that work for you?

[Anonymous No.23317370]

>>23317209
>other people are stupid, so my stupidity is justified

[Anonymous No.23317371]

>>23317002
This is /biz/, not /bix/

[Anonymous No.23317376]

>>23317320

Mother fucker lol I knew this shit was coming

[Anonymous No.23317380]

>>23317002
There's no place on earth free of racism what a pipe dream

[Anonymous No.23317381]

>>23317271
Gamers usually make fun of themselves and feel ashamed and defensive over their lifestyle. That being said “someone who plays videogames” =/= “gamer”. And other hobbies aren’t generally as consuming as gaming in terms of hours. T. Has 200 something days played on WoW

[Anonymous No.23317382]

>>23317346
casinos are at least based for the poker. now that is a real fuckin game.

[Anonymous No.23317383]

>>23317220
cute

[Anonymous No.23317384]

>>23317340
The more foreplay the wetter the pussy the harder you can fuck, it's the difference between a girl asking you to cum 15 minutes in vs her wanting you to blow out her back for an hour

[Anonymous No.23317394]

>>23317294
>layers of makeup
i guess

>anime characters you cherish
wrong

>>23317323
always have been

[Anonymous No.23317397]

>>23317071

Based.

[Anonymous No.23317399]

Forward Industries is about to pop

[Anonymous No.23317400]

>>23317340
that's because a fat woman's pussy doesn't actually begin until you've gotten past inches of folds and padding. Her cervix is like a whole foot down.

[Anonymous No.23317403]

after 2xing in the spring I think I managed to get close to zero with CLIS, I'm too afraid to log in and look but it should be double digits

[Anonymous No.23317408]

>>23317228
Because they pay top dollar for them. Parents LITERALLY gift their children plastic surgery as graduation presents after high school over there. It's such a huge industry that you need it in order to get a professional edge in your career because employers will statistically go for the pretty face even if the candidate's credentials are weaker.

[Anonymous No.23317412]

>>23317340
thats because your dick isnt going all the way in. it has to deal with layers of flaps and cottage cheese. There is a right amount of thicc tho before it gets fat

[Anonymous No.23317423]

>>23317408
>employers will statistically go for the pretty face even if the candidate's credentials are weaker.

It's easy to see now why these guys are competing with Japan for #1 suicide rate in the world

[Anonymous No.23317424]

>>23317384
do girls actually want to have sex for hours?
i only ever fucked one girl and i wouldnt cum for hours but she never complained.
she would tell me she had multiple orgasms and whatnot but idk if she meant she liked it

she was scared of me so she would never say stop or how she really felt

[Anonymous No.23317432]

>>23317408
Korea is such a shit hole of a peninsula.

[Anonymous No.23317442]

Quitting my wagie job, collecting unemployment, and chugging it all on stocks:

Based or cringe?

[Anonymous No.23317443]

>>23317408
>>23317432
most kpop idols are natty

[Anonymous No.23317447]

>>23317063
It tricks your neurochemistry into making you feel that you're doing something productive.

>>23317249
I always feel to tired to game if I've done something that was actually productive irl.

>>23317360
I'm starting to think of "bad" things as a tool/crutch to use in order to learn the process of moderating oneself.

[Anonymous No.23317455]

>>23317301
>I don't like these things, so no else is allowed to either

[Anonymous No.23317456]

>>23317443
IU is a fucking slut tho

[Anonymous No.23317460]

>>23317443

[Anonymous No.23317462]

>>23317399
You mean it already did

[Anonymous No.23317463]

>>23317381
I agree. I'll usually play a couple hours of vidya at the end of the day. I can't sit and play them all day though. I can't stay interested in them that long and I know that is a direct correlation with my age.
>>23317384
I always start with foreplay don't even have sex with them until they coom first that way I can blow whenever I feel like it. Also I would never ever want to have sex for an hour, that's all you anon.
>>23317400
I also think it's because their asses have more fat therefore more padding for slammin.

[Anonymous No.23317464]

>>23317408
Something doesn't track here. People post pics like these all the time, but white people who get plastic surgery, even a tiny bit, look completely obvious and not normal. How can chinks do shit like change their face to this degree with no scarring and no noticeable "strangeness" for lack of a better word?

[Anonymous No.23317470]

>>23317424
>wouldnt cum for hours
how the fuck is this possible without drugs. and no most girls dont like to get fucked for hours. perhaps with some lube and if she has a sex addiction or is a slut

[Anonymous No.23317471]

>>23317443
she looks like me :(

[Anonymous No.23317474]

>>23317424
Depends anon, every girl is different, some finish with in a couple minutes, other's take a while to bust a nut.

>she was scared of me so she would never say stop or how she really felt

Pardon?

[Anonymous No.23317480]

>>23317424
You are a Chad, dont give a shit about how a woman feels or youll turn into a simp.
The only woman that will ever love you is your mom.

[Anonymous No.23317481]

Who hit the big sell button?

[Anonymous No.23317482]

When your living within your means (you confine your spending to your monthly income only) and keep the debt as low or off your back as you can get it life becomes stress free and laid back as hell. When shit happens, you don't stress. You simply deal with it and move on. Hell early part of this year my furnace went out. Still cold as hell so you know it was a must do fix thing. Did I stress about it, fuck no. I simply had it replaced. Whipped out the old checkbook. Pulled the funds outta my savings to cover it. I've since paid myself back the whole nut thanks the virus and some stock gains. So new furnace, no debt and I'm feeling good.

[Anonymous No.23317488]

>>23317447
Why don't we just literally make work a game? Have accounting software make bing bing wahoo sounds while you fill out a spreadsheet, flashy graphic and explosions when you digitally sign your reports.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.23317489]

>>23317481
me
hehehee

[Anonymous No.23317491]

>>23317481
Trump is about to speak

[Anonymous No.23317494]

>>23317464
cuz they have actual high iq quality surgeons

and america is 3rd world still

[Anonymous No.23317500]

>>23316920
Hey do I invest in AMZN????????

[Anonymous No.23317501]

>>23317463
Sex for an hour or close to that isn't an everyday thing, more of a we're both in the mood type of situation

[Anonymous No.23317506]

>>23317184
Hey now, I learned a lot of skills playing World of Warcraft 16 hours a day for years even though I flunked out of school and it set back my career and financial life back 10 years.

I credit my economics and investing skills to playing the Auction House until I hit the gold cap.
I credit my teamwork, communication skills, situational awareness, and poise under pressure to 25-man Heroic raiding.
I credit my persistence to farming the Insane in the Membrane achievement.

[Anonymous No.23317508]

>>23317470
death grip anon it happens

[Anonymous No.23317507]

>>23317464
Korean doctors are literally the best in the world.
Also, I can't remember the name but there's that phenomenon where you only notice the ones you notice, so you think it's all noticeable. I bet way more white people you've seen have plastic surgery than you realize

[Anonymous No.23317514]

DDS up +10% today

[Anonymous No.23317523]

>>23317500
Go to your local bank, walk straight to the teller and let him know you want to buy some Amazon

[Anonymous No.23317524]

>>23317443
Yeah, the funny thing about all of this is that when you go to a Korean plastic surgery clinic, they have pre-set faces with numbers on them as if you're ordering a haircut. You go in there saying "I want my face to look like [insert kpop artist here]" and they'll make your face look like that as much as possible. They actually have a business model revolving around copying other's looks, so they actually do all look the same intentionally.

>>23317464
American plastic surgeons suck. There's a reason why people travel to South Korea just for a procedure. The best of the best go there to practice, and they utilize techniques that aren't standard elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.23317528]

>>23317489
Fix it

[Anonymous No.23317529]

Bullish?

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/volkswagen-nearing-a-deal-with-carl-icahn-to-buy-navistar/

[Anonymous No.23317534]

>>23317523
No nigga I’m asking if I should invest

[Anonymous No.23317539]

>>23317424
Banging for an hour plus is a meme. Me and my girlfriend had a very simple process for sex. I would eat her pussy until she coomed, then she would give me head, and then we would have sex. Maybe 15 minutes for the whole ordeal. Once you get to know somebody's body the process shouldn't take long. If it takes you and hour you are either a coomer who death gripped his penis to the point of destroying sensitivity, or you don't really know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.23317547]

>>23317529
germans buying your company is never bullish

[Anonymous No.23317552]

>>23317470
Death grip and I was too distracted on the place looking and smelling like a crackdown

[Anonymous No.23317557]

>>23317455
hey bro, like whatever you want. i may come off strong but the truth is I realize everyone can and should do what they want.

for me, in my estimation, video games are a waste. i spread the word to give people insight they may not have had the opportunity to hear before.
>>23317470
i beat my dick since the age of 13
was 18 at the time. maybe the nerves too. and her pussy was loose.
i would get into it and just fuck her for like 1 or 2 hours. her throat would be sore at the end from all the moaning. legit would roll over and ask for a glass of water, when i was back she'd be asleep kek.
>>23317474
she was scared of me. im a gorilla looking dude and i would treat her like shit kek. I NEVER HIT WOMEN. but sometimes my looks and the way i correct them they wish they'd been beat.
>>23317480
thanks anon, i love my mom a lot and took this pill a while ago.
>>23317506
love you, very funny.
>>23317508
yup
>>23317539
yes my dick is broken and no i did not know her body.

[Anonymous No.23317559]

>>23317488
Or education.
I can learn the lore of Halo in a week but not advanced biology.
Why?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.23317558]

>>23317424
mmm she probably being nice but maybe you have magic penis
sex for most ladies becomes uncomfortable after like 1 hour
gotta move to pooper

[Anonymous No.23317570]

>>23317424
>she was scared of me
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.23317571]

>>23317481
I sell every Friday. Does that count?

[Anonymous No.23317581]

>>23317547
>>23317529

[Anonymous No.23317588]

>>23317534
Amazon is a big boy that just keeps expanding, is it gonna be profitable in the short run? Maybe, maybe not this is a clown market after all. Will it be profitable in the long run? Probably

[Anonymous No.23317591]

>>23317488
The future is gamified reality, how do I long this?

[Anonymous No.23317593]

>>23317558
i have one of those upcurved joints, the ones that brutalize the g spot in missionary
i think i was good, she always called me to come back hahahahah
>>23317570
yea bro she never gave me problems, i could tell she would hold shit in
>fuk her
>go piss
>piss on seat
>idc
>she goes to piss
>comes back
>says nothing
>i ask
>yea i sat on ur piss but i dont mind
any woman and any man would have a little tussle over this

[Anonymous No.23317603]

>>23317571
Stop doing that.

[Anonymous No.23317604]

>>23317524
Jesus christ!!!! FEEDIN' MY!!!! FRANKENSTEIN!!!!

[Anonymous No.23317605]

>>23317524
>>23317464
Further reading, if you're interested:
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/korea-watch/how-south-korea-became-medical-tourism-powerhouse-163210

Plastic surgery tourism in Korea is like sex tourism in SEA. There's a very good reason why it's so widely visited for that specific purpose,

[Anonymous No.23317607]

>>23317508
sure. Although I dont see how the sight, smell, touch, feel of a girl and the feel of her wet tight pussy on your dick compares to your hand.
I have the opposite problem, although i think condom might help

[Anonymous No.23317623]

i want to get my nose fixed in korea desu

[Anonymous No.23317627]

>>23317607
anon you don't understand
you literally crush the sensitivity out of the dick

[Anonymous No.23317629]

>>23317605
you can do sex tourism in Korea too, those people have brothels everyfuckingwhere

[Anonymous No.23317634]

puts on HTZ?

[Anonymous No.23317632]

SLV LEAPS

[Anonymous No.23317635]

>>23317296
its a basedtini

[Anonymous No.23317636]

>>23317607
>>23317627
bro it has nothing to do with the woman its the fact u brutalized ur dick to be insensitive
can be cured though

[Anonymous No.23317642]

>>23317558
Kneepad are you excited to come to the /smg/ retreat and get dicked down by 99 NEETs?

[Anonymous No.23317643]

>>23317593
wait you dont lift the toilet seat to piss? what country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.23317649]

>>23317591
probably FB and GOOG mainly

[Anonymous No.23317654]

>>23317629
When I make it I'm gonna go there for sure.

[Anonymous No.23317656]

>>23317296

[Anonymous No.23317658]

>>23317632
>Silver price mysteriously crashes for no reason one month later

[Anonymous No.23317663]

>>23317643
burgerland
its a bad habit im trying to fix. i pee all over the toilet seat sometimes and ill be thinking about other shit and just move on with my day

sometimes a girl sits on it and i laugh

[Anonymous No.23317667]

fuck man all these posts about sex are reminding me of the cardio bunny i fucked for a few months last year. she loved calling me daddy and i'd call her my little slut/toy/whore all the time and she'd go wild. loved getting fucked hard and I came inside all the time cuz she had an IUD. too bad she stormed out with no warning one time and never talked to me again. she was fun

[Anonymous No.23317668]

so do I buy into NIO or bag more GME?

[Anonymous No.23317671]

>>23317634
you have better odds with puts on GME

HTZ could be a short squeeze moon mission

[Anonymous No.23317679]

>>23317658
This desu,

How people continue to allow themselves to get Jewed by Goldman Sachs is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.23317682]

>>23317636
jesus christ. I guess i dont. That would mean fapping 4-5xday for a decade plus. That begs the question, how you get it up after beating and brutalizing it for so long

[Anonymous No.23317691]

>>23317668
Become a BIGboy

[Anonymous No.23317692]

>>23317671
think it will moon on monday?

[Anonymous No.23317693]

>>23317667
Yeah talking about this shit makes me think of my ex. It's been almost a decade and I never met another girl like her. It's a shame she was fucking crazy and suicidal. Now I've accepted the power of 2d into my heart.

[Anonymous No.23317694]

GME is going to 40$. It is certain.

[Anonymous No.23317698]

>>23317658
That's why you get something like 4/21 or 1/22 calls - ~$2 trillion in stimulus + Fed's AIT almost 'guarantees' it

[Anonymous No.23317710]

>>23317692
The longer the shorts are underwater, the more likely the squeeze is to happen, just hold, buy the EOD dump and go do something productive

[Anonymous No.23317714]

>>23317682
probably by finding weirder and weirder porn
the coomer meme isn't far off
thing is most people with death grip don't know they're doing it til they have sex

[Anonymous No.23317715]

>>23317237
Belle is cringe af my guy

[Anonymous No.23317716]

WTF HERTZ WE WERE HEADED TO 3


STOP SHORTING

[Anonymous No.23317719]

>>23317682
Go to /gif/ and look around. These coomers have to look at more and more degenerate shit to get hard.

[Anonymous No.23317722]

>>23317184
>30
>Engineer
>live in an expensive downtown apartment
>I'm engaged (she's not even a fuckin hamplanet)
>We save $20k+ a year in household savings
>$20K personal savings/year (for blowing on GME options)
>Vote every election, no matter the level
>active (backpacking, sport shooting, gym few times a week)

I game so hard bro. I just started playing RE3 remake last night and played comfy af stronghold until like 1 am. fite me irl kike faggot

[Anonymous No.23317725]

>>23317710
i only have $92 available for right now. i will buy two (2) weekly calls for next friday at 4pm today

[Anonymous No.23317731]

>>23317692
only if you see at least +50% afterhours with shorts panic covering

i gambled on the squeeze from open but underestimated how many bagholders would want to be taking profit and my stop loss was too tight

[Anonymous No.23317735]

>>23317658
Yeah, everybody who's really fucked with silver at this point knows that JPmorgan manipulates the fuck out of that shit with shorting while holding tons of it in their vaults.

Also heard something way back about Biden wanting to put Dimon in as Fed reserve chair if he wins.

[Anonymous No.23317740]

>>23317237
Did she finally lost a video of her fucking a dildo after all the years of cock teasing?

[Anonymous No.23317752]

>>23317725
Godspeed fren

>>23317731
>underestimated how many bagholders would want to be taking profit

Seems to be the story of this play so far, every ceiling we should anticipate a dump

[Anonymous No.23317754]

>>23317722
RE3 is a masterpiece. Played through it probably 5 times.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.23317766]

>>23317642
me still sore from last meetup!

[Anonymous No.23317773]

>>23317682
for me it was 5 years 1ce a day. its just the grip you use is too strong and you maladapt your penis

i only looked at vanilla shit but i can feel how my dick is used to certain stimulus from my hand
i dated a girl that had to give me like 30 blowjobs before i could bring myself to cum from it. its a maladaptation
>>23317722
good to hear you have some balance. dont you think the gaming time can be invested in something better? you do you my friend, i wish you luck and gains
>>23317766
>there is a girl in this thread
hey kneepad girl, how bout a quick little frisk, huh? i know you want this scary cock

[Anonymous No.23317774]

NAK when?

[Anonymous No.23317777]

>>23317752
kek just kidding, a $2.5c call for january 2021 is only $85, bagging that instead

[Anonymous No.23317778]

>>23317482
I wish this was the case for me. I live well below my means and almost never buy anything. Like 70% of my income is saved up and goes directly into the markets. I still stress out about losing my job over something stupid even if I'd be financially safe. I still stress out about my girlfriend leaving me even if we're super compatible, have been dating for years, consistently talk about our plans for marriage when she stabilizes her career more, and we spend every single day cuddling for a minimum of 4 hours. I just have some pretty bad anxiety issues that I can never quite overcome no matter how stable my life is. I guess it's from an entire lifetime of everything going wrong - it's like I fear happiness because I don't wanna get comfortable in it. I'm not used to it and can never get used to it. Just always have this paranoid feeling that it'll all come crumbling down the moment I stop being worried. I've had my hopes crushed way too many times in the past to confidently put faith in myself. I'm sitting here with $20k in stocks right now and $40k in my retirement account, 90oz of silver, 4 oz of gold, 1 BTC, and yet I still feel like I would be destroyed if I lost my job tomorrow even if I know logically I'd be okay. And I'm not even doing bad at my job either, just never feel like I'm doing "enough." I can always do more, I can always do better, my potential is never reached no matter how hard I try...it's exhausting as fuck.

[Anonymous No.23317780]

>>23317774
2030

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.23317782]

>>23317766
I'm actually saving myself for marriage...
nothing personal

[Anonymous No.23317798]

>>23317773
Just as a heads up, kneepads a dude and will probably slip it in your pooper when you aren't paying attention.

[Anonymous No.23317800]

>>23317777
witnessed

[Anonymous No.23317804]

i for one am glad to see NKLA dying

[Anonymous No.23317816]

>>23317777
dubs has spoken

[Anonymous No.23317818]

>>23317048
This is so true but I make a small exception for minecraft about 2 hours a week. It's my methodone.

[Anonymous No.23317825]

>>23317774
the mining commission just met (afaik) this week, and no news was announced [people expected the permit to be issued this week] - but it still could be announced in the next few days but hopes are low
most likely then the timeline would be after the elections, and only if there was a red wave
[someone correct me if I'm wrong]

[Anonymous No.23317829]

>>23317804
I've been laughing pretty hard about HYLN myself.

[Anonymous No.23317839]

>>23317798
wtf i thought she was that girl in a bikini some anons post
>oh wait

[Anonymous No.23317841]

>>23317271
>letting another man work on his car
Can I come over and fuck your wife too?

[Anonymous No.23317844]

>>23317780
Great, more time to accumulate.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23317850]

>>23317782
based and celibacy pilled

[Anonymous No.23317852]

>>23317140
the stock market

[Anonymous No.23317854]

Red or Green Monday?

[Anonymous No.23317858]

>>23316940
Blah blah where do you think you are etc.

[Anonymous No.23317862]

>>23317841
you can't, you're too busy working on my car while i fuck my wife

[Anonymous No.23317863]

is anyone in BBBY and DDS instead of GME right now?
man, we talk about it all the time but i dont think anyone's actually in the stress-free slow squeeze pick

[Anonymous No.23317869]

>>23317839
>girl

[Anonymous No.23317878]

>>23317773
i guess its different for everyone. i used to watch porn all the time and fap every other day. Im a uncut btw. As soon as i plunged my dick into a pussy i would have a over whelming urge to cum. iirc condoms would help until consistency was established. However, if i didnt see my gf for a couple of daus, it would revert back to cuming in <10 secs
Last girl i liked ghosted me because of the first time we fucked. should of put on a condom iguess

[Anonymous No.23317881]

Question: I'm being gifted approximately $200,000 ($150K i'll use to invest) from a family member that is passing away soon. it won't be taxed to them or me because they don't have millions, they just fucking hate the government and paying taxes.

No memes: what would you invest in? Mixture of ETFs?

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.23317891]

>>23317863
haven't those pretty much squeezed out already? i'm not following DDS but i thought BBBY was already done

[Anonymous No.23317894]

>>23317869
fug.
>>23317878
id rather last too long and never cum desu bro
i think she was also too loose too

[Anonymous No.23317902]

>GME is not going to be green today
>Those 13.5/14 put credit spreads I impulse-sold last Friday will expire ITM

[Anonymous No.23317903]

It genuinely feels like DXY is the only graph worth looking at sometimes.

[Anonymous No.23317904]

>>23317839
Oh this one?

[Anonymous No.23317912]

>>23317881
95% percent in ETFs the 5% in day trading if you're into that. Otherwise all in to ETF's and maybe throw in some bonds if you're risk averse

[Anonymous No.23317919]

>>23317881
If i was you i'd split half into a really good REIT like PLD or something (or if i was feeling risky a REIT with like 15% divvie), and put the other half into TQQQ and just go into a coma for a year and come back a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.23317923]

assuming most of you degenerates are gambling with your taxable accounts, what do you invest your ROTH in? mines mostly in FOCPX

[Anonymous No.23317924]

>>23317881
>he told me sex is for virgins
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MOSHI MOSHI?
BASADO DEPARTMENT?

[Anonymous No.23317926]

>>23317881
buy a porsche and weed stocks

[Anonymous No.23317928]

>>23317881
Put $149k into GME.
The rest you can put into QQQM.

[Anonymous No.23317930]

>>23317891
i thought it was already getting squeezed out when it was +400% since March, but it just has no signs of stopping right now

i mean i wouldn't put money in BBBY at this point but funny enough it has outperformed GME since last month

[Anonymous No.23317943]

>>23317881
>that pic
Absolutely unequivocally based. That dude is gonna make it and that stupid roastie isn't good enough for him.

[Anonymous No.23317945]

>>23317912
which ETFS?

[Anonymous No.23317952]

>>23317184
I play vidya in my second and third languages for reading practice. I also play games with historical or philosophical context. Everything has its place, anon. Normie gaming (like everything else geared towards normies) is for sure a scam, but the habit doesn't have to be a complete write off.

[Anonymous No.23317956]

>>23317903
it was definitely like that during september

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23317958]

>>23317881
get 100k shares of NAK, use the remaining 100k to live frugally for 7 years, cash out your 10 million and retire,

[Anonymous No.23317964]

>>23317881
All in GME preferably before the end of today thanks.

[Anonymous No.23317965]

>>23317894
>id rather last too long and never cum desu bro
obviously.

[Anonymous No.23317968]

>shilled GE for the past few days when it was at 6.60
>its at 7.40 now

did ANYONE get any shares?

[Anonymous No.23317969]

What is the minimum deadlift weight one has to lift to post in /smg/?

[Anonymous No.23317973]

>>23317881
>No memes
NGMI

[Anonymous No.23317974]

FUCKING INDEXES JUST GO UP

[Anonymous No.23317978]

PLTR: Holding this shit to infinity and beyond

[Anonymous No.23317979]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/blog.cloudflare.com/our-network-cloudflare-one/amp/

100 net here we come

[Anonymous No.23317981]

>>23317881
https://personal.vanguard.com/us/FundsInvQuestionnaire

Answer this for a quick answer, or you can go into your retail bank, pretend you want to buy mutual funds, take their risk survey, then dip and put it into the allocation of your choosing.

>>23317945
Vanguard and BlackRock are the Boomer's choice, probably not going to go tits up anytime soon, but I'd consult with other anons

[Anonymous No.23317983]

>>23317236
Its not under investigation .... its just finalizing the merger and the legal bs is being made public.

[Anonymous No.23317988]

>>23317581
Looks like Goebbels Hindenburg and Heidegger, wonder if that was intentional

[Anonymous No.23317994]

>>23317969
As a fellow /fit/izen, as long as your shoulders are built your forearms developed you can hold any bag of garbage stock you can find

[Anonymous No.23317997]

>>23317370
that's not really my point at all, it's dumb to spend too much time playing games, but that doesn't make it a scam, it's possible to learn to manage the amount of time you spend playing them

[Anonymous No.23317999]

>>23317981
>probably not going to go tits up anytime soon
wouldn't matter even if they did. you own the underlying with ETFs. it's ETNs that you bear some risk with the issuer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23318001]

>>23317943
the virgin chad, vs the chad virgin.

[Anonymous No.23318007]

>>23317969
1.5x your bodyweight
2.0x if you're dirty bulking

[Anonymous No.23318012]

>>23317979
I hope so. I've been steadily averaging up, I'm somewhere around a $46 average now.

[Anonymous No.23318016]

>>23317969
6pl8

[Anonymous No.23318019]

Cup and Handle ready to blast off Monday

[Anonymous No.23318020]

with Jews.. you WIN!

[Anonymous No.23318026]

>>23317994
>>23318007
>>23318016
The correct answer is tree fitty although this is the bare min

[Anonymous No.23318038]

PSTH will be Stripe

posting just to screencap and say lol I was right

[Anonymous No.23318040]

>>23317881
>VTI 60%
>QQQ 40%
Sell covered calls on both, live comfy
If your calls get assigned wait for a red day and get back in
(once options are available on QQQM do that instead of QQQ for the lower fees)

[Anonymous No.23318041]

>>23317881
Unequivocally based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.23318042]

>>23318020
>someone told me to invest in bank of america if i believed in jews
>i do
>already making profits

ALWAYS
TRUST
THE
JEWS

[Anonymous No.23318046]

>>23318019
I generally don't believe in this faggotry, but it's a pretty perfect one desu

[Anonymous No.23318048]

>>23317272
>buy high
>sell low
Classic noob mistake.

[Anonymous No.23318054]

>>23318020
What the fuck how did I not know this was a thing.

[Anonymous No.23318055]

>>23318007
There's a guy here that bought $50 bucks worth of McDonald's the other day for dinner. Sincerely hope to God he's got a family of 6 to feed

[Anonymous No.23318059]

>>23317881
the mad lad driving his girl crazy, what an absolute chad

[Anonymous No.23318063]

>>23318055
he's bulking bro

[Anonymous No.23318067]

>>23317694
Kek yeah right, they still haven't fixed their problems because their management teams are dipshits.

[Anonymous No.23318069]

>>23318055
He read GOMAD as Gallon of McDonalds a Day

[Anonymous No.23318073]

So this is why it's red.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/robinhood-warns-day-traders-raise-margin-requirements-widely-held-stocks

[Anonymous No.23318084]

Baking

[Anonymous No.23318087]

>>23318073
proof that GME isn't shorted by retail

[Anonymous No.23318088]

>>23318038
have any evidence?

[Anonymous No.23318091]

[Anonymous No.23318095]

>>23318063
>>23318069
unironically bullish for mcds

[Anonymous No.23318096]

>>23318019
With all the money Americastein sends them this can easily be a 100 tracker by next year

[Anonymous No.23318113]

>>23318087
We've known that for a while, we're just waiting for the institutional shorts to get bottom texted

[Anonymous No.23318116]

>>23318087
No but I'll be shorting it as soon as underwhelming holiday sales boost their meager stock price just in time for Q1 dump.

[Anonymous No.23318123]

>>23318055
>bought 20 piece and basket of fries yesterday
>fed myself and my kid and had leftover nuggies

[Anonymous No.23318124]

NEW @_@

>>23318111


>>23318111


>>23318111


>>23318111

[Anonymous No.23318125]

>>23317904
damn i thought it was just a really ugly girl
now i see it. yuck.

[Anonymous No.23318133]

>>23317881
95% into Vanguard 2030 Target Retirement Fund
5% to hold bags

[Anonymous No.23318136]

>>23317632
>>23317679
kek I'm already short silver since three (3) weeks ago

[Anonymous No.23318146]

>>23318136
based

[Anonymous No.23318147]

>>23318116
>GME
>underwhelming holiday sales
ngmi

[Anonymous No.23318157]

>>23317735
>Also heard something way back about Biden wanting to put Dimon in as Fed reserve chair if he wins.

[Anonymous No.23318183]

>>23317881
thanks for everyone that replied to this, even those just commenting on the pic. i'll probably do a mixture of growth and market tracing etfs and just hodl

>sex is for virgins
probably the greatest line of all time

[Anonymous No.23318195]

>>23318096
Meant for >>23318020

[Anonymous No.23318197]

>>23318157
Kek yep

[Anonymous No.23318220]

>>23318073
>especially after the COVID-19 crash in markets, withdrew in many retail traders conditioned to believe that "stocks only go up".

[Anonymous No.23318350]

>>23317754
played the demo a while back and loved it but just forgot about the game for a bit. Very excited. Gonna tuck in this weekend for some good RE time.

[Anonymous No.23318353]

>>23317988
Don't let the current state fool you, The Simpsons used to be written by some of the wittiest people in the world.

[Anonymous No.23318366]

>>23317071
Bros over the past two months I've noticed that my math teacher, boss and even my fucking karate teacher are Jews. How to I escape this kikery? I think they are telling that they are Jewish because i sort of look like them, how do I profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.23318461]

>>23318366
>have jew in last name
>get hired at company where owner has "stein" last name
>they think im jewish
>promoted 7 times in 3 years 15% raises each time
>mfw im not even jewish
>hide power level daily at work
>implying i even work
mfw out jewing the jews

[Anonymous No.23318914]

>>23317136
>>23317157
>>23317175
oh NO NO NO NO bernie bros

[Anonymous No.23318937]

>>23317180
Someone should remake this with the orb of confusion form spongebob for when it's red.

[Anonymous No.23319000]

>>23318020
>IZRL

[Anonymous No.23319039]

>>23318183
Just don't forget to sell 1-month away dated Covered Calls at least 15-20 delta OTM for easy free month on top of your current investment.

it'll make you a millionaire much faster if you actively manage your trades for little to no stress.

You'd be shocked how often options expire worthless at that delta (breaking upper Bollinger band)

[Anonymous No.23319398]

I will post this every day until you squeeze it