/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23292544]

I'm expected to return to the office November 2 bros.

[Anonymous No.23292574]

just dont. I went full office space meme a month ago
Got hired full time with a promotion

Its not a meme

[Anonymous No.23292599]

esp because h1b is now going away for like 80% of the pajeets in America thanks to daddy broump. Trust me they need you

[Anonymous No.23292616]

>>23292599
I'll try bro thanks for the encouragement.

[Anonymous No.23292964]

>>23292544
Same here I want to kms I unironically had a super realistic dream 2 days ago where I was back at work and everything was going to shit and I woke up sweating and with anxiety and have felt bad since then. I cant fucking take this and I have lost about 20k in crypto instead of being closer to making it.

[Anonymous No.23293020]

>>23292544
Didnt you make it with chainlink? Just quit.

[Anonymous No.23293029]

isn't CaaS a thing yet?
>Corona as a Service

[Anonymous No.23293084]

You probably won't if your a burger, spike will happen in next 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.23293394]

>>23293084
Bro trump got it and went back to campaigning like 4 days later, even the CDC had to update its figures and admit the death toll was much much lower than first reported, and everything is reopening right now. If there wasnt a huge spike when there were tens of thousands of people in the streets chanting black lives matter and spittinf on each other there wont be a spike now. Wish you were right because I do not want to go back to work

[Anonymous No.23293610]

>>23292544

Well I was wondering what the catalyst would be for the market collapse and it looks like we've found it. Of course, how could I have not seen this? Burgerland, where employees have effectively fuck all rights and zero statutory leave, will be sending everybody back to the office right in time for the second great wave of covid, it will be like throwing gas on the bonfire. This is going to be simply amazing. No amount of QE will be able to wallpaper over the cracks in the wall while the covid sledgehammer is beating away on the other side.

Holy fuck yes, prepare for the real black friday sometime after Christmas.

Crypto, SP500, everything is gonna get fucked.

[Anonymous No.23293651]

Same. Best part is apparently someone in the Denver offices was tested positive for covid and was among a bunch of other people while they cleaned out their desk. But the dickhead who is in charge of stuff that is a boomer when it comes to business is apparently leaving end of month so maybe they'll let us all stay.

[Anonymous No.23294031]

>>23293610
Its over bro give it a rest. The world did not end with corona. Let it go.

[Anonymous No.23294060]

>>23294031
ikr. these fucking zoomers/millennials still thinking the fucking apocalypse is coming because their hours got cut at mcdonalds lmao.

[Anonymous No.23294896]

>>23293394
Trump has millions of $$ and the aid of the best doctors in the world along with access to new treatments. Wagies don't. Wagies are fucked.

[Anonymous No.23294970]

Too bad Boomers are still running things. These last 6 months have proved 90% of our jobs can be done from home with the same efficiency.

[Anonymous No.23295675]

no man. get cvp and never need to work

[Anonymous No.23295753]

>>23292544

You got to make me more shekels anon

[Anonymous No.23295981]

>>23294970
Wait until the boomers figure out again if 90% of jobs can be done from home, then they can be done from another country.

[Anonymous No.23296204]

Buy CVP and retire. Most of these things are easy... you just don't notice

[Anonymous No.23296473]

the faggy corona-posting going on in this thread is disgusting. it is literally and unironically just the flu. get over it. all you fucking idiots had to do was just hold btc or link. jesus christ am I taking fucking crazy pills.

[Anonymous No.23296954]

>>23292574
What exactly did you do?

[Anonymous No.23297621]

>>23296473
not everyone is /nofrens/ like your sorry ass