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Serious thread, would you join "we made it, thank you Chainlink!" yacht party when price hits 1K$?

you must provide your portfolio with atleast 1mil$ PROFIT from Chainlink in order to be invited.

We are aiming for atleast 50 people.

>> No.23280708

>>23280692
This is not happening.

>> No.23280738

>>23280692
1k link not happening?

>> No.23280739

>>23280692
yeah fuck off newfag.
the only people going on that boat will be retards like you. getting on that boat will be the last thing you ever do.

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23280747

This shit would be so fucking cringe. 0 women, or if they were like 2 faggots talking to them while the rest sit silently somewhere else or talk about stupid shit like anime. Every story or future plan told would be full of shit we all know /biz/ is full of the stinkiest pajeets in the web. I would shrivel away into dust and fly out into the ocean from the cringe.

>> No.23280778

>>23280739
the boat takes you to the rape island, where they rape and torture your keys out of you, and then enslave you for daring to believe you could join the elite.

>> No.23280796

>>23280739
this

>> No.23280869

OP HERE.

Not newfag, hodling since 0.21$ cents.

"bitches" are on board don't worry and we will travel for 7-12days. (bitches are on me.)

We can discuss future investments, plans and many more! Cannot wait, and yes I really mean this, not joke thread.

>> No.23280885 [DELETED] 

OP here, posting from my phone. I'd just like to come as a gay trans black man and would appreciate if everyone could use my pronouns Nig/Ger from now on. THank you xoxoxoox

>> No.23280890

in case something goes wrong, we will have 5 captains on board,

if something goes wrong with the Yacht we will have small boats and food supplies for 12 months.

>> No.23280914

I forgot to add up that YES, our lord and savior if you will, named Sergey Nazarov WILL MOST LIKELY BE ON BOARD.

>> No.23281331

>>23280708
this is happening but in VRchat though we will use a .001 LINK transfer wallet check to verify you have a wallet with a minimum suicide stack (1K)

>> No.23281444

>>23280692
imagine the smell

>> No.23281581

>>23280747
It's really not hard to get hookers dude.

>> No.23281631

>>23281331
What would be the point of this?

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23281653

>zey are at ze yacht party?
>bomb eet

>> No.23281818

>>23280747
hookers are a thing.

that aside, no way in hell would I out myself as a millionaire just to be trapped on a boat with a bunch of NEETs.

If I'm going to be sitting on a boat with hookers all day, it's going to be so I can watch the monaco GP - and even then I could do without the hookers.

>> No.23282083

yachts are for boomers I told you last time we each have a personal submarine armed with missiles that takes us to an underwater "base". Once at the base a MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) pact is entered into by all participants and a second line of defensive systems on board the base protects everyone from outside interference.
The location of the base would be cryptographically protected and you'd need to stake link for the duration of the party.
Surveillance would be minimal but you'd have to do the needful sirs and not fuck with another marine or you'd lose your steak plus rep.

>> No.23282331

Honey trap
Google: Titanic.

>> No.23282589

>>23280692
open it up to one milly ETH investors and I'm in. ETH and LINK are like sister and brother one doesn't work without the other and early ETH investors are same tier.