Why is there so much poop on my ass

[Anonymous No.23272457]

When I go to wipe after a small sized shit, why is there a seemingly endless supply of poop smeared on my ass, I wipe until my asshole bleeds abd there's still poop...

[Anonymous No.23272501]

>puts warm water in a cup
>pours water on butthole and wipes with hand
Unironically more hygenic and less wasteful.
Then for real alpha:
>puts shea butter and coconut oil mix on nice clean butthole

[Anonymous No.23272531]

>>23272457
You need to stop using autistic ‘all on/off’ muscle control. And use subtle prods on the anus. Sounds like You have haemorrhoids too.

[Anonymous No.23272532]

I think shaving your butt hole helps as well. i keep so much cleaner wipes with less hair down there.

[Anonymous No.23272637]

>>23272457
only amerifats think wiping your ass with dry toilet paper will make it clean
wash your nasty crack with water and soap, anon

[Anonymous No.23272668]

>>23272457
because you eat too much lattuce
Case closed

[Anonymous No.23272682]

>>23272457
Wet paper towel. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.23272691]

>>23272457
poop is only greasy and sticky like that if you have a problem with digestion. could be dysbiosis, food allergy, chronic inflammation in the body, inadequate digestion of fats. we need to know more about your poop anon,
what is your diet like
do you take probiotics
do you supplement vitamins and minerals
how much fiber do you eat
in what ratio do you eat your fats, proteins, and carbs
do you ever have pain in your gut, if so where
does the poop have a burning sensation

[Anonymous No.23272718]

Ain't licking own ass clean.
>ngmi

[Anonymous No.23272724]

>>23272457

[Anonymous No.23272750]

>>23272457
Run water and soap through it

[Anonymous No.23272752]

How can amerilards make fun of anyone being a 3rd worlder, they're so fat and unhealthy they can't even clean their fucking asshole
Congrats burgers you've evolved to the point that you can't even perform basic self-maintenance

>in b4 creating a butt-cleaning business

[Anonymous No.23272783]

>>23272724

[Anonymous No.23272815]

What’s your diet like, op?

[Anonymous No.23272837]

Start taking metamucil. Two servings a day and you'll experience wipe less poops. I'm not even joking.

[Anonymous No.23272841]

You have dry, fibreless shits that paint smear the insides of your colon

[Anonymous No.23272901]

>>23272457
Flushable cottenelle baby wipes anon, consider them your saving grace.

[Anonymous No.23272928]

stop eating junk food

[Anonymous No.23273019]

>>23272691
>do you supplement vitamins and minerals
i had great, solid, clean poops for my life until i had my appendix removed. then poops became like OPs. I solved it with daily multivitamin supplement.

[Anonymous No.23273047]

>>23272457
I have the opposite problem, my poops are hard as rocks and coming out completely solid, when i wipe its usually just clear liquid that doesn't smell. my poop looks like a bunch of smaller pieces pushed together.

[Anonymous No.23273048]

>>23272457
get a bidet

[Anonymous No.23273078]

real talk OP. you need to shit out the last bit of shit in your shit chute. you've got a bingo dopper of faeces left in there

[Anonymous No.23273177]

>>23272457
Means you have a shitty diet. Eat properly for a week and you can shit and hardly even need to wipe once.

[Anonymous No.23273374]

>>23272724

[Anonymous No.23273386]

>>23272457
...WHITE PEOPLE EVERYONE

[Anonymous No.23273397]

>>23272815
Not consistent enough to be able to say, basically I eat whatever I end up with.

[Anonymous No.23273412]

>>23273386
How do you know if I'm white or not? Do you just go through life assuming things?

[Anonymous No.23273431]

>>23273019
i'm really glad that fixed it for you. for some people it becomes an ordeal where they have to spend months replenishing healthy gut bacteria and fighting off opportunistic bad bacteria overgrowth.

[Anonymous No.23273439]

>>23272457
stop eating fried food/fast food
get a bidet
when i cut shit like taco bell and heavy carbs my shits are always perfect... like when I'm mostly meat and veggies, they come out so nice and dont smear... i wipe and there's virtually nothing there. just one or two clean logs that come out nice and easy

my 2 cents

[Anonymous No.23273469]

>>23272691
I obtain all calories from butcher waste. Every day at 11am my butcher dumps a plastic bag full of fat waste and detritus into a dumpster behind his building. After he re enters his place of trade, I lift the bag out of the dumpster and place it on my trailer and drive home. I then spend the next two days picking out the low quality and hazardous waste, and waht is left over are tens of thousands of calories if fat and at times, protein. The only downside is my shit. I shit a sticky viscous paste. I try not to shit outside my home and always wash the bowl with a strong sodium hydroxide solution.