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[Anonymous No.23270298]

What do I tell her?

[Anonymous No.23270318]

I’m a poor piece of shit that can’t afford iPhone

[Sanjay No.23270338]

GME ofc

[Anonymous No.23270350]

>>23270298
$man

[Anonymous No.23270362]

Smith&Wesson after our hapa child pulls an elliot rodgers and the dems blame a lack of gun control

[Anonymous No.23270368]

if you fart on my face i will make you a millionaire by years end

[Anonymous No.23270374]

>>23270318
> thinking cost = quality.
Dumb iJeet

[Anonymous No.23270378]

>>23270298
I don't know what's going up but hopefully you're going down a few weight sizes if you want to a date with me.

[Anonymous No.23270407]

>>23270298
>I'm thinking DICK is set to explode alongside VAG

[Anonymous No.23270421]

>>23270298
DICK STOCK ON THE RISE
AYYYYY

[Anonymous No.23270430]

>>23270298

Tell her she's a man.

[Anonymous No.23270445]

>>23270374
kek
all other options suck my man, why you think Apple is worth over a trillion?
Android Is the pajeet phone. Everyone knows this

[Anonymous No.23270454]

>>23270298
ask her if she's trans because she got some masculine traits

[Anonymous No.23270471]

>>23270445
Imagine using phones like a fucking normie

Only retards use that shit

[Anonymous No.23270477]

"Are you a man, da? Haha what's up my names chad"

[Anonymous No.23270498]

>>23270445
>tfw buying the S20 next month
Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.23270500]

>>23270445
>Iphone
>100% made in China for $11

Imagine thinking you have any "high ground" here lmao

[Anonymous No.23270557]

>>23270298
luigi

[Anonymous No.23270559]

>>23270298
Buy QNT

[Anonymous No.23270588]

>>23270498
literally just went all in on a s10, did I buy the top?

[Anonymous No.23270613]

Believe it or not, from my experience and having lived in the UAE, Japan and Norway, the only people who think Apple products are good the the third world countries. They don't know shit but because it's expensive and famous in movies and brands, they buy it. It's a sign of prestige in poor countries.

People with good standards of living know that it's literal garbage, so they avoid Apple products. Just shows how bad pajeets like you are at convincing others they aren't.

You remind me of the "you aren't white if you're not .." threads that jews made 24/7

[Anonymous No.23270632]

>>23270613
>>23270445

[Anonymous No.23270654]

>>23270613
in europe the countries that use apple the most are germoney, norway and switzerland

[Anonymous No.23270673]

>>23270498
z fold 2 gang

[Anonymous No.23270676]

unisocks

[Anonymous No.23270693]

>>23270588
as long as you bought full msrp on a 2 year loan you're gucci

[Anonymous No.23270708]

>>23270374
People that complain about Apple quality are usually poor or autistic, or both. It was never about that, it’s always been about status. Nobody respects an Android user in the west. You can get away with a Samsung in Korea though

[Anonymous No.23270770]

>>23270298
‘Is your puss is vertical or horizontal?’

She’ll appreciate your curiosity.

[Anonymous No.23270833]

>>23270298
‘Does your puss go side-to-side or up and down?’

She’ll appreciate your wit.

[Anonymous No.23270884]

>>23270318
it's an iphone screencap

tell her to buy bitcoin like this she will lose 80% of her portfolio

[Anonymous No.23271029]

>>23270298
>Well, I'm more of a Ripple Ch-.. man myself, you see
>*remembers to inhale*

[Anonymous No.23271095]

>>23270445
>>23270318
>iJeet can't recognise their own UI
Embarrassing

[Anonymous No.23271137]

>>23270298
lol old repost

[Anonymous No.23271175]

>>23270298
Muh Dic Ltd.

[Anonymous No.23271333]

>>23270298
this has been posted here before. i wish i didn't know that

[Anonymous No.23271465]

>>23270298
$DCK

[Anonymous No.23271563]

>>23270298
MSTR

[Anonymous No.23271597]

>>23270298
Tell her I'll be waiting
In the usual place
With the tired and weary
There's no escape
To need a woman
You've got to know
How the strong get weak
And the rich get poor

Roasties get the rope

[Anonymous No.23271769]

>>23270298
>Stocks
So she has a time machine?

[Anonymous No.23271791]

>>23270298
You tell her to pls do the needful and buy rlc coins

[Anonymous No.23271988]

>>23270368
Based

[Anonymous No.23272136]

>>23270654
People buy apple products because "they are easy to use" that is "have only one button" and "they just work". The demographics, who buy them are as follows:
1. Dumb people, who managed to save some money and want to show off, while not understanding the shortcomings of the product.
2. Women for obvious reasons.
3. Boomers, cause age makes them lazy and they're not familiar with tech.

Those three countries have a high standard of living, allowing women and dumb people to consoom, as well as a large boomer population to finance everything of course. Throw in turks etc. and you have it.

[Anonymous No.23272947]

Show you benis first

[Anonymous No.23272955]

Invest in Tittycoin

[Anonymous No.23273005]

>>23270708
This. It is like a hand-made Rolex or watches in general, it is actually less precise than digital and use old engineering tech, but bring a huge status boost.

[Anonymous No.23273062]

>>23270613
This. Apple would maybe be worth considering if it was half the price (ie equivalent of other products) and they stopped gimmicky shit like removing the audio input

[Anonymous No.23273097]

>>23270445
Most people are too stupid to appreciate android. They say the UI is bad but don't realize it's 100% customizable with Launchers

[Anonymous No.23273168]

>>23270298
cringe its been proven you can throw darts at a dart board and select any stocks and do just as good as someone who analyses stocks. Hence why people just invest in the stock market trackers FTSE 100, FTSE 250, S&P 500. Unless you have insider information then just buy a market tracker. Fucking chinks will do anything to make money, like use tinder to meet some chad who plays with stocks.

[Anonymous No.23273218]

>>23273097
Yeah most people dont want to spend the time figuring out how to customize with launchers.
I used android for 10 years and just this past year got an Iphone. It completely and utterly BTFO android. I hated to admit it but its true.

[Anonymous No.23273262]

>>23270298
The only thing that's gonna be going up is my dick bb

[Anonymous No.23273272]

>>23273218
>install launcher
>choose where things go
>disable stuff you dont want

I work in it, i know people are this lazy and stupid

[Anonymous No.23273328]

>>23273218
file management, text manipulation, and integration with non Macintosh computers are utter dogshit on iOS.