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GUYS elections are coming up which means stock market will be VOLATILE. how do i profit from this?

>> No.23254380
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>>23254351
Pray for a second stimulus

>> No.23254389

>>23254351
Invest in CLX

>> No.23254400

>>23254380
>>23254389
y

>> No.23254444

>>23254400
STIMULUS mean GOOD
STIMULUS mean BIG GREEN DILDO

>> No.23254493

>>23254444
checked. so what should i buy now that will print if stimulus gets passed? long spy? long apple? wat?

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>>23254444
DIGITS! ITS HAPPENING!

>> No.23256037

>>23254351
Short everything

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>>23254351
by trading
or by longing a vix etf or smth

>> No.23256597

>>23254351
If you want to bet on increase in volatility, buy a straddle/strangle. I wouldn't if I were you.

>> No.23256782

>>23254380
I NEED that shit.

>> No.23256936

It's all priced in already.

>> No.23257405

>>23254351
TVIX

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>>23254351
swing trade