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What would you do if you saw this guy

>> No.23252147

suck his huge cock

>> No.23252150

>>23252134
Ask him if I can work at Rothschild & Co. Legit one of the best investment banks on the street right now.

>> No.23252155

>>23252134
Was he the farmer in Babe the Pig?

>> No.23252181
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23252181

Master, I kneel...

>> No.23252269

Ask him if he has any single great-great-great-great-great granddaughters who aren't over 30.

>> No.23252305

Totally not kill him haha

>> No.23252307

If he is the 5th stage boss, who is the 6th stage boss?

>> No.23252323

>>23252305
Ehh can't blame you would do the same just to see what would happen

>> No.23252356

wow this guy is so cool haha i love this guy because im from biz haha wooo

>> No.23252361

>>23252134
I'd laugh because I would remember the memes.

>> No.23252384

>>23252134
Saw him in Tesco last week

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>>23252307
ENTER SATOSHI

>> No.23252423

>>23252134
I'd give him a firm handshake

>> No.23252437
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23252437

I'd bend the knee to my lord as the peasant that I am

>> No.23252440

>>23252134
Ask him for a job in marketing. I mean he's got all the money in the world, it ain't money he needs, but people he knows he can trust to have him KEEP making money

>> No.23253125

>>23252134
Ask him about his personal ideology and about his endgame...

>> No.23253173

>>23252134
wouldn't even know who he is

>> No.23253200

>>23252134
id call satan a bitch and praise Jesus

>> No.23253220

>>23252134
ask him to pump the market.

>> No.23253231

>still playing mortal games, Phoenician?
>haha how's the syphilis?
*dabs and walks away*

>> No.23253254

>>23252134
Ask for a cut of the family business

>> No.23253365

>O-okay

>Later on /biz/: I fucking hate the Rothschilds. I saw one in the street earlier and i totally dabbed on him....

>> No.23253701

Take a huge hit off my vape and hit him with a cloud.
"Nothing personal, kid" as he walks by, seething in anger.

>> No.23253814

>>23252147
Jesus, anon... How Australian are you jej.

>> No.23254012
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>>23252134
I would ask him who started the simulation.

>> No.23254033

>>23252134
Realistically ignore him and then get away as fast as possible without standing out.
Nothing good comes out of associating with such a monster.

>> No.23254550

>>23252269
based response

>> No.23254587

unzip my dick, poop his pants, and make him eat it

>> No.23254605
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>>23252134
slit his throat then kill myself

>> No.23254620

>>23252134
I would service him

>> No.23254907
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>>23252307
careful anon thats a dangerous road to go down

>> No.23254920

>>23252134
I saw this nigga at a Wendy's

>> No.23254934

>>23252134
I suspect that most people only can "see" this thing on photographs and not with their own eyes.
Beings like him reside on different bands of frequencies which most earth humans can't perceive.

>> No.23254949

>>23252134
If I saw him i'm already dead

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>>23254907
Indeed

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>>23252134
call him the bastard nephilim cannibal that he is, and remind him that we all know how this story ends.

then maybe exhale in his direction causing him to fall over

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23254985

>>23252269
Youre welcome.

>> No.23255005

>>23254966
What show/movie?

>> No.23255012
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23255012

>>23255005
eyes wide shut

>> No.23255035

>>23252181
Based

>> No.23255053

>>23254985
>be me
>date douche de roth child
>become jew and everything
>marry
>meet daddy ro
>learn all the pedophile secrets
>reveal information
>jail
>possession of evidence and diagnosed by shrinks and meded up

>> No.23255052

>>23252323
>>23252305
You would get absolutely mirked by his bodyguard that you didn't even know was there

>> No.23255079

>>23252305
This dude has enough money to pay for everyone on this site to be assassinated 1000x times over if he wanted.

>> No.23255132

>>23255079
Makes sense we see his banks abuse BRRRRRRR because he doesn't understand how hyperinflation works.
There is a limited number of assassins you can pay.
If you use x1000 times the usual amount of money to pay for their services all you will cause if for the price of an assassination to go up by the same amount, and the murderers retire after 1 job.
This is why assassination smart contracts are superior, in minecraft...

>> No.23255309

Let’s all chip in to have him an Hero in Minecraft.

>> No.23255347

congratulate him and his family on their monumental success. then fart on him as i turn my back to walk away

>> No.23255361

>>23252134
Ignore him and continue walking