succesful guy offers nobody me Job, what do

[Anonymous No.23228935]

>me, 18, shit family
>shit town, shit opportunity, dropped out of shit school
>I’m personable, so I got a job as a waiter/busboy at rich members golf spot
>get to know people over the course of months
>very successful dude waxes philosophically with me about his problems weekly
>”fuck it, you want a job kid? no good help these days”
>”digital marketing manager”
>”I’ll send you to classses for it, certifications or whatever. You got a head on your shoulders kid”

how the fuck to I learn this shit ASAP, I need resources, I need the rundown... please help. Who does this shit? What are the shortcuts? what is the bulllshit? How do I succeed at it. This is my foot in the door to the wealthiest organization/person I’ll ever have access to.

[Anonymous No.23228980]

>>23228935
This is not the place to look for valuable information on that subject. Try googling but with site:reddit.com before your search term to look up reddit threads from people who've done similar work and talked about it

Best of luck to you buddy

[Anonymous No.23228982]

>>23228935
1. Ask him what your responsibilities are
2. do those things, then go to step 1

if you can follow those two steps congrats, you're literally more effective than 50% of the office work force

[Anonymous No.23229001]

Just say yes. Odds are he wants to offload mundane computer shit on you (which is exactly what I do to my employees). You’re 18 he doesn’t expect you to know anything. Just show up and work hard.

[Anonymous No.23229005]

>>23228935
Take business management courses at a community college.

Takes 2 years in USA. Can be done in 1.5 years in Canada.

If you live outside either of those countries just kys.

[Anonymous No.23229007]

>>23228935
he said he'd send you to classes for it or whatever, chill lad
how hard could being a 'digital marketing manager' be anyways

[Anonymous No.23229033]

>>23228935
>shortcuts
Hard work. Dont fuck it up and be thankful you got this opportunity. Be honest with him and ask him exactly what you need to learn and then devote yourself to it

[Anonymous No.23229057]

Unironically work 12+ hours a week for this guy while doing your own education (marketing, programming, etc) on the side.

[Anonymous No.23229068]

You're on 4chan so you're already better with a computer than like 90% of the populace. Take his offer, take classes, and just do a good job anon. This is boomer tier opportunity, you should take it.

[Anonymous No.23229085]

>>23228935
he is going to fuck your ass and turn you into his gay fuck toy. this is how they start. they give you "opportunities".

pepper your anus

[Anonymous No.23229103]

>>23229001
this

he sees you busing tables, he's not going to expect you to know what you're doing. just show up on time, work hard, and dont complain.

[Anonymous No.23229124]

>>23228935
Figure it out as you go and just do your absolute best. If you got inside you what he thinks is in there, it’ll come naturally.

[Anonymous No.23229181]

>>23228935
Another typical zoomer who needs to be spoonfed how to move up in the world & wants "shortcuts"

[Anonymous No.23229227]

>>23228935
>rando zoomers will achieve more than you purely because boomers will give them jobs because reasons

Make sure you keep spare kneepads just in case, otherwise accept that you're gonna make it and work hard.

[Anonymous No.23229238]

>>23228935
Lmao u did it, digital marketing is a secret life hack to get clients to pay u for learning/knowing something they’re too busy to lookup, which really takes like 4hrs to master.

Here have him buy u a course at detailed.com for SEO that’s pretty much all u need to know, or jobkilling.com for lead gen

Gratz fren

[Anonymous No.23229239]

>>23229181
He already got the shortcut, he's just retarded and will probably fuck it up. That's why we need to tell him to not fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.23229337]

>>23229181
I want tips that are typically hard to find on reddit etc This place is good at cutting to the chase about certain realities, I like it. I’ve been pretty much on my own and working since I was 14, fuck you millenial.

[Anonymous No.23229352]

>>23228935
Relax. People like to invest in people. Don’t worry about walking in knowing everything. Sounds like he sees potential in you, not for your qualifications but for the way you think. That is more common than you would ever imagine. Rarely does anybody get hired off qualification, that’s not what he is giving you the job for. You’ll start to understand this more as you’re older. You’d be shocked how retarded people are in general.
More importantly, you want to work on building logical arguments and logical thinking. That will enable you to tackle any problem, digital marketing included. Don’t worry so much about how to maximize digital marketing at this point, start to think for yourself - why is digital marketing important? What is the goal of digital marketing (obvious answer)? How do you maximize value for him? How do you start to track success? How do you define success? What are the goals of the business? I’m not throwing buzzwords at you. Spend your time thinking about how you articulate a strategy, and the execution of that strategy will come naturally.

[Anonymous No.23229540]

>>23229352
Thank you, sir. This is good advice. I will work through these questions...

[Anonymous No.23229723]

>>23229540
No problem kid. I am sort of like you, shit family grew up poor and I am now 25 and work in fortune 100 after somebody took a chance on me. It’s a lot to take in, and that’s understandable. You are best suited with building your logical thinking skills. Start with “in a perfect world, here is what success looks like for this role”. He should be able to help you define what that success looks like. Once you have a “North Star” so to speak to go towards, work backward from there. This is called a top down approach. Once you have your high level goals in place, create action plans. These action plans are where you can focus in on delivering those goals. This works because if you stick to the mission you can always follow the logical path of why certain plans are going to benefit. That’s going to help you the most, and it’s a skill that will help you with many different things in life, not just this job. Wish you the best of luck kid, you are smart to see the opportunity and want to capitalize on it.

[Anonymous No.23229749]

>>23229540
>>23229723
I’m phonefagging and went off of WiFi and my ID changed, that was me. Again, best of luck kid.

[Anonymous No.23229785]

>>23228935
Go here https://www.blackhatworld.com/forums/ and ask the same question. This is not a place for good advice on this subject. That forum used to be good haven’t frequented in a while since moving to the buy side.

[Anonymous No.23229893]

>>23229540
People in general are fucked.
This guy knows - that if he can get a good guy - he can skill him up good. And he'll be a good guy with skills. No one wants to work with a fucked guy with skills once they've made it - life is too short for that sort of poison.
Be the hardest working guy there for two years - say yes to all tasks. See the bigger picture
Good luck

[Anonymous No.23230709]

>>23228935
be careful he doesnt try to have sex with you

[Anonymous No.23230742]

>>23228980
I feel bad that nobody took your bait. So here's you updoot.

[Anonymous No.23230774]

OP this is how people get jobs. By not being a turbo autist and actually meeting people, you find opportunities and you take one that looks promising when it comes along.

[Anonymous No.23230797]

>>23230709
>be careful
Don’t worry, I’m not brain dead like yourself. I can interact with society without getting raped. That must suck though... Sorry you keep getting fucked in the ass bro

[Anonymous No.23230871]

>>23229893
Also this guy has already made it and doesn't give a fuck, most likely. He's looking to mentor someone. OP should be open with the guy and ask him these questions directly instead of being a bitch

[Anonymous No.23231256]

>>23230871
I am open to the guy, how do you think he came to like me? Of course I’ve talked it over with him, he doesn’t do jack shit with SEO on his day to day, this is just one job opening that he has, he doesn’t know the ins and outs of it. He employs hundreds of people. In his mind, it’s just some mindless job that his company has been interviewing over educated buzzword fags & women for, from what it sounds.

That said, I still want to walk in and crush my position, I’ve already consumed a bunch of material about this position all over the internet. I wanted to see if any random biz bros have some good advice, which I did get from the one anon.

This opportunity was literally a luck of the draw. The stars aligned, something opened up that will likely never happen again. I’m retarded, but I’m a smart enough retard to see a great opportunity when it comes along. People scramble like little bitches around this guy all over the golf club, everyone knows who he is, everyone wants a seat at his table. He took a liking to me, I take him as he is and never scrambled like a silly faggot, I never knew who he was.

[Anonymous No.23231341]

You got the jobby?

[Anonymous No.23231385]

>>23228935
If no larp take it. Literally a once in a lifetime

[Anonymous No.23231406]

>>23231256
Buy kneepads for your first day.

[Anonymous No.23231640]

>>23231256
The complaints boomers have about zoomers are pretty consistent:
>lazy
>no critical thinking or problem solving skills
>react poorly to criticism
>no enthusiasm
Irrespectivd of whether these truly apply to you or not, your behaviour and choices in this job should be tailored to outperforming other people your age in these four areas.
>lazy
turn up 10 minutes early, always volunteer for tasks, finish deadline projects at least 24 hours early
>critical thinking
always try to figure things out yourself and when you go to ask for help, show at least 2 things you've tried to resolvd the issue
>criticism
practice acknowledging that critical people have a point, even if you think they're jist being 'mean'. If you get criticism, close the loop - 'so you think i've done a poor job of this website blurb? That's probsbly fair...' then follow it up with a suggestion to address the issue. This also ties into boomee banter which can seem harsh or tone deaf (laugh it off)
>enthusiasm
Smile, acept offers to do social shit (drinks after work or whatever)

[Anonymous No.23231680]

>>23228935
Just take him up on his offer you larping retard

[Anonymous No.23231710]

Don’t be so negative, that’s what make u think like that !

[Anonymous No.23231717]

>>23229540
>>23229723
>>23229749
Still me. Best of luck kid.

[Anonymous No.23231837]

>You got a head on your shoulders kid
>You got some real nice lips kid
>You need the money don't you kid?

[Anonymous No.23232338]

>>23229227
>Because reasons
Now you know that the "firm handshake" meme is not just a meme.

[Anonymous No.23232450]

>digital marketing
Ur on biz. Ur doing digital marketing on the daily lol

[Anonymous No.23233506]

>>23228935
Happy for you, anon. Just a few pointers, shower, dress sharp, firm handshake, and listen twice as much as you speak. Not trying to sound like a boomer but if you had bad parents you might not have received valuable guidance. Also look up proper eating manners because you might not have learned that either, small things like this can add up to a big impression. GG bro.

[Anonymous No.23233706]

>>23229085
this guy knows what's up

[Anonymous No.23233717]

>>23228935
>me, DIA chad

DIA is the only competitor to LINK and fills different needs.

NEEDFUL!

[Anonymous No.23233849]

>>23228935
You say thank you, ask what classes you should enroll in first, then show him your dedicated by doing whatever he says as well as you possibly can. You also show dedication and drive by learning everything you can on your time without being asked. Say thank you while looking him in his eyes. This is possibly a once in a life event that can change your life forever so you need to show ability to learn, act on what you learn and produce results. If this isn't a larp then you hit the jackpot because old riches giving out jobs to young nobodies is not going to be a thing much longer.

[Anonymous No.23233925]

>>23228935
Lmao he is going to traffic you kek. You dumbfuck will probably fall for it.

[Anonymous No.23234087]

>>23228935
>digital marketing manager
just fake it till you make it

[Anonymous No.23234116]

>>23228935
Marketing is for plebs, go learn to programm and come work in fintech

[Anonymous No.23234189]

>>23231256
Sounds like a golden opportunity. Good luck kid, work hard.

[Anonymous No.23234237]

>>23229227
making it with hard work is a boomer myth

[Anonymous No.23234343]

Buy a set of butt plugs and start stretching out your asshole incrementally. You will make big money, but only 'allow' him after payments.

[Anonymous No.23234446]

>>23229001
This
You got lucky

[Anonymous No.23234683]

>>23228935
this girl has autism?