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23222126 No.23222126 [Reply] [Original]

Thank you Christopher Columbus for giving me today off.

Thanks for bringing Christianity to the Americas. Thank you for enslaving cannibals and wiping out stupid manlet pagans who tried to fight you.

Thank you for having balls of steel

Thank you for being nice to the Taino even though everyone thinks you were a dick to them and genocided them

Thank you for being such a charismatic schizo that you convinced a royal family about your based conspiracy theory

You are a true prince

>> No.23222143

>>23222126
based and /thread

>> No.23222157

>>23222126
Based Italian man

>> No.23222194

>>23222126
Basato

>> No.23222572

Columbus bump

>> No.23222623

>>23222126
>Indians controlled the land that is now America for thousands of years and did literally nothing with it.
>Explorers come, conquer it, and modernize it, making it prosperous and valuable.
>Butthurt Indians try to get the name changed to "indigenous people's day".
>Everyone still calls it Columbus Day anyway because fuck off that's why.
Kek

>> No.23222782

The new world is all a shithole anyways

>> No.23222871

thanks mister Columbus for genociding literal redskin sandniggers and bringing civilisation to the americas so i can prosper of their awsome stockmarkets and i can enjoy consuming all their products i don't need. Without mister Columbus my tendies wouldn't be this tasty!

>> No.23222971

>>23222126
>Thank you for being such a charismatic schizo that you convinced a royal family about your based conspiracy theory
What are you referring to?

>> No.23223036

>>23222971
The idea that the oceans were smaller than they believed and you could go to Asia without running out of food/drinking water along the way

Also he thought he would find Solomon’s gold mines