>European resumes Hahahahahahahaha

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Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:17:28 2020 No.23208712 [Reply] [Original]

>European resumes

Hahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:18:25 2020 No.23208720 >>23208712 wtf is a forest engineer lmao I swear the word engineer is so fucking abused

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:18:44 2020 No.23208723 File: 46 KB, 1024x768, 1598055234949.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my resume is empty

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:23:18 2020 No.23208774 I though it was not appreciated to put a photo in your resume

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:23:26 2020 No.23208779 File: 55 KB, 573x535, B0978908-3E7D-4A69-90E9-4361790C2712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >European VAT Hahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:24:28 2020 No.23208792 >>23208774 The opposite is true in Europe. Goes as far as requiring your martial status and well as your number of children in some cases

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:27:31 2020 No.23208837 >>23208774 In the UK CV/resumes look similar to OP's but i've never seen a photo added.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:28:53 2020 No.23208857 Eurofag here what does a US resume look like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:29:09 2020 No.23208863 >>23208837 i think this is a thing in south european countries mostly

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:30:13 2020 No.23208886 >>23208723 my CV is 7 pages long

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:32:13 2020 No.23208911 >>23208712 They're called curriculum vitae's you pleb, shove your "resume" up your burger ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:34:16 2020 No.23208937 >>23208774 that's only true in the US because you're all so racist over there.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:40:19 2020 No.23209022
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>>23208857
Strictly no photos. Straight to business any weird graphs or charts or if it’s over 2 pages it goes into the bin. Unless you are included a portfolio of sorts or research/ publishings

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:42:33 2020 No.23209046 File: 75 KB, 487x629, 1602490648967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23208712 whats going on here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:45:25 2020 No.23209077 >>23209046 Almost like this is an example...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:47:21 2020 No.23209093 >>23209022 >>23208792 >>23208779 >>23208712 keep seething amerifat, have fun worshipping black cocks you brainwashed retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 04:51:13 2020 No.23209130 >>23208720 forestry industry perhaps? or i dont know

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:04:26 2020 No.23209276 >>23209093 Reminder: we make 2x for normal jobs, 3-4x in "tech" positions. While paying less taxes and live in detached houses that are 3-10x size for the price.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:10:57 2020 No.23209335 >>23209276 We got different countries in yurop you absolute retard, pic related is in my country for example. But keep telling yourself that you have it better, we dont want you here when the US finally collapses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:11:04 2020 No.23209337 File: 10 KB, 180x179, Wojak_cropped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23208712 I'm a very responsible disciplined and vigorous professional with high AAAAAAAAAAAAA Me too friend, me too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:12:37 2020 No.23209354 File: 158 KB, 1080x752, Screenshot_20201012_111004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23209335 Forgot pic, thats roughly 70k average revenue in luxembourg, vs 63k in your fucking shithole. + we have no niggers here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:14:12 2020 No.23209372 >>23209354 luxembourg is a tax haven city state and barely anyone lives there stop bringing it up every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:16:29 2020 No.23209396 File: 326 KB, 644x2560, IMG_20201012_111600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23209372 Not my problem youve been born in a poor country, get fucked idiot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:16:41 2020 No.23209400 >>23208774 >>23208837 >>23208863 Northern Euro here. Having a photo on your CV is not expected but appreciated when applying for customer facing jobs. It also helps with regular white collar jobs if you're attractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:20:45 2020 No.23209436 >>23209276 > 3-10x size >wow my house is super big but my walls are made of cardboard and feels tacky as fuck burgers are inferior lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:22:03 2020 No.23209447 >>23208712 Well people reading resume as a job don't want to spend 10 minutes reading you shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:22:55 2020 No.23209454 File: 60 KB, 700x467, 1350213503958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23208712 >forest engineer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:25:16 2020 No.23209485 >>23209396 I'm a euro I can move to cuckemburg anytime I want

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:27:48 2020 No.23209511 >>23209485 You wont get a good job because of nepotism but im still looking for a cleaning lady if youre interested?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:28:48 2020 No.23209519 >>23209485 >>23209511 actually just btfo dont reply again, it's over

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:28:58 2020 No.23209522 >>23209511 i'll just get on gibs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:29:13 2020 No.23209526 >>23209046 >>23209077 No, this guy used a template, couldn't think of anything to put there, forgot to do it, and then submitted it. Is this the power of europeans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:30:27 2020 No.23209543 File: 122 KB, 933x902, 1602287978982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23209454 >Pedro The Forest Engineer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:33:42 2020 No.23209587 >>23208712 That's not how all CVs in Europe look like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:37:08 2020 No.23209623 >>23209354 Rofl you going to strawman me with Monaco next you fucking computer illiterate alcoholic slav. Europoors are pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:44:42 2020 No.23209701 >>23209623 Kek i will never get amerifats, have fun with your civil war i will just live my comfy live in my bubble

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:46:53 2020 No.23209726 >>23209701 >comfy bubble surrounded by arabs lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:49:59 2020 No.23209761 >>23209726 There are practically no arabs in my country, only tons of portuguese. And i will choose arabs over niggers any day of the week, thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:50:40 2020 No.23209768 >>23209511 you sound slavic

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:51:12 2020 No.23209774 >>23209761 >Portugal >No niggers Lol, ok.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 05:53:50 2020 No.23209797 >>23209774 Kek youre right but they are at least human. >>23209768 Im 100% lux

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:02:04 2020 No.23209898

>>23209701
I don't understand your logic. If there is a civil war, it will be the trigger to cause complete economic turmoil, even though turmoil is inevitable. Whatever happens to American markets, it is always magnified in the rest of the world for the worse. This will cause unrest all over the world & no country will be 'comfy'. At least in America, people will have firearms to keep themselves/families safe to the best they can, which might not be much, but it's better than nothing. You as an individual, will be 10x worse off in your country, than an individual in the US even if there is a civil war.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:04:18 2020 No.23209928 >>23208779 it hurts >t. European the only worthwhile countries are Switzerland and Lichtenstein. Austria, Luxembourg, Denmark and Finland are meh tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:04:34 2020 No.23209929 >>23209898 Lol. Americans truly believe they are the center of the world. Europe is fine without you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:06:45 2020 No.23209951 >>23208712 Yeah he basado

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:07:56 2020 No.23209967 >>23209929 remember 2009 it was caused, by a hiccup in the us housing market the us economy is still larger than the Eurozone, so he has some points

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:09:21 2020 No.23209980 >>23209929 >europe is fine without america >ww1,ww2,cold war, and now protecting you from turkey and russia lol. fucking europoors, we're not helping next time, enjoy putin's cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:10:00 2020 No.23209991 >>23209967 2009 was caused because all the countries were retarded and overleveraged in a bubble. USA had 0 effect on the Spanish housing market crash. People wasted money than they didn't have and paid the consequences

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:11:37 2020 No.23210010 >>23209980 >protecting you from turkey turkey is in nato you retard kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:11:54 2020 No.23210014 >>23209980 >Protecting us from Turkey and Russia Russia and China are attacking USA right now and you're not even reacting because you (and us Europeans too, not even both combined) have no chances against them nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:12:34 2020 No.23210023 >>23209980 You are literally arming Turkey and constantly provoking Russia. At least the continent is (albeit slowly) starting to realize we are better off without you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:12:36 2020 No.23210024 >>23208886 can you present me with a onepager Johnson. customer wants onepagers only

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:13:51 2020 No.23210039 Europe doesn't want you Americans. We actually want to destroy your big tech bullshit so we can grow

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:14:12 2020 No.23210045 Luxtards still thinking their town is a country ahahahahahah

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:16:34 2020 No.23210075 >>23209980 >fucking europoors, we're not helping next time >"helping" and yes you will you fat cuck and you'll thank us for allowing you to "help" good cuck, know your place little girl, call me daddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:16:39 2020 No.23210076 >>23209046 >summary Professional bagholder. Been pink more than he's been human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:17:01 2020 No.23210079 >>23209991 ther was never a crash in the Austrian housing market, yet banks ware exposed to us bonds and consumption slumped globally meaning exporting sectors were hit as well, which resulted in almost doubling the unemployment rates in Austria

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:19:05 2020 No.23210101 >>23210079 The problem was being over invested in a shitty economy. Would have happened too if they invested heavily in Spain, and that doesn't mean that Spain is important

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:20:42 2020 No.23210116

>>23209898
Uh youre pretty deluded sweetie, the 2009 crash didnt even reach luxembourg you absolute retard. We were still just as comfy as the years before and after. And the gun laws in my country are better than in the US, i can legally buy and own FULLY AUTOMATIC RIFLES YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:21:40 2020 No.23210125 China grew too big and Europe is tired of your bullshit strategies to make sure that we don't grow big. American economy is collapsing and not a single fuck is given

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:22:59 2020 No.23210146 >>23210116 They can't understand the reality my eurobro. They truly think everything (good or bad) happens because of USA

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:23:55 2020 No.23210158 >>23210014 Imagine being so retarded and believe the national media's bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:25:17 2020 No.23210169 >>23210158 Imagine being so brainwashed that you can't see the reality. I don't even watch the media because I'm able to think and make conclusions on my own

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:28:09 2020 No.23210192 >>23210146 At this point im thinking they are bots after everything that happened since 2016, culminating in the great 2020 honk year, how can they STILL think theyre better of in the US? They really are brainwashed beyond belief

nibber Mon Oct 12 06:28:58 2020 No.23210200
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>>23208792
>Showing you are a functioning individual with a stable family is a bad thing

Only a country run by jews and blacks who hates the white man could argue that's a bad thing

>>	nibber Mon Oct 12 06:30:13 2020 No.23210211 >>23209022 What an utterly cringe "intro" "expert" yeah thats why you need to look for a job right? >ensure smooth business operations this is not marketing class bro, what do you actually do

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:30:17 2020 No.23210213 >>23210076 oh kek, someone was looking at charts while writing his CV

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:30:51 2020 No.23210217 >>23209276 you make less than me. You pay more taxes. You have more niggers and your people is cattle.

>>	nibber Mon Oct 12 06:31:40 2020 No.23210223 >>23209276 hope you enjoy your "tech" positions fucking cuck https://www.zdnet.com/article/github-to-replace-master-with-main-starting-next-month/ Americans has zero integrity and only looks for money

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:34:22 2020 No.23210245 >>23210169 You definitely visited all these countries, and made your conclussions not based on some youtube videos and 4chan, right anon?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:35:08 2020 No.23210251

>>23210116
In Luxembourg, anyone wishing to purchase, possess or use a firearm must hold a permit issued by the Minister of Justice in person.

The most common reasons for applying for a permit are hunting, recreational shooting, weapons collecting, and inheriting a firearm. Anyone who inherits a firearm must have a permit even if they have no intention to ever touch or use the gun.

Self-defence is not a valid reason for owning a firearm. However, the Ministry of Justice is concerned that some permit holders falsely cite another reason (such as recreational shooting) as a justification for acquiring their permit when their sole actual motivation is self-defence.

i highly doubt that

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:35:32 2020 No.23210256

>>23208774
It depends on the job. If you're applying for a wagie slave job they want your photo and even your social media accounts. If you're applying for a decent job that requires you to have certain valuable skills they'll tell you that putting a photo is fucking cringe and to make your resume as minimal as possible, and that the European standard is the worst resume format you could pick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:36:48 2020 No.23210267 >>23210251 You literally just read it yourself? You can buy any fucking weapon you want if you tell them youre collecting them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:36:53 2020 No.23210270 >>23209980 >we helped Europe in ww1 and ww2 >muricans honestly believe they were the good guys at any point in 20th century this brainwashing is ridiculous. Go and die in some desert for your overlords.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:38:43 2020 No.23210287 >>23210251 here you stupid nigger: one ak and one g3 for sale in this shop: https://www.armurerie.lu/de/362-armes-militaires

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:39:37 2020 No.23210294

>>23208712
You fucking burger. It is supposed to stand out on a pile or resumes. If you attach a picture of a fat whale you won't get the job. (they will assume you're always sick) this fucker speaks 4 languages. What gender neutral way of textfile resumes you got there in burgerland?

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:41:16 2020 No.23210315

>>23210270
This. By the way, how is dropping bombs in Spain's factories during the world war helping, americunts?
You do things for your own profit and nothing more. Your country has no problem killing their own citizens to make an excuse to win money or land. Your time is ending

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:50:05 2020 No.23210415 >>23210287 the akm is converted into semi auto, and i doubt that anyone gets a license to just buy category a weapons, that would be quite unusual since the eu restricts cat a guns

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:54:12 2020 No.23210462 >>23210415 then fucking inform yourself mate, luxembourg does what it wants, just look at lux gunshops for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:57:51 2020 No.23210492 >>23210415 https://arc.lu/fr/content/m16-a1

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 06:58:56 2020 No.23210509 >>23210415 https://arc.lu/fr/content/ak-103 https://arc.lu/fr/content/ak-47-cat-b-0

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:01:22 2020 No.23210535

>>23208779
VAT is based.
VAT is the most moral tax.
If you tax something you create incentive to do a certain thing less.
Tax income and you will incentivize people to produce less, tax consumption and you will incentivize people to consume less.
I think VAT should get raised to 30% everywhere in the EU and income tax should get lowered quite a bit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:11:59 2020 No.23210649 >>23210462 >>23210492 >>23210509 Your point is irrelevant anyway. Americans can buy fully automatic guns too if they're willing to spend enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:14:56 2020 No.23210693 >>23210462 >>23210649 https://youtu.be/rIlwHT4IdRc Video related, Americans literally have private ownership of miniguns.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:16:43 2020 No.23210723 >>23209046 Found the retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:17:39 2020 No.23210729 >>23209511 Top lux bantz Checked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:18:39 2020 No.23210745 >>23208779 >Turkey >No Russia That ain’t Europe, friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:30:18 2020 No.23210863 >>23210649 Absolutely delusional

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:42:09 2020 No.23211000 File: 38 KB, 630x487, 5DD78192-B00B-4AA3-954F-839BC1E0ADB5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >European wages Hahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:44:22 2020 No.23211025 >>23210863 Cool story, europoor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:47:54 2020 No.23211062 lol he gave himself points for ecology? is he the forest?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:57:51 2020 No.23211188 >>23211000 Checked but these numbers are pretty wrong fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 07:59:26 2020 No.23211205 File: 93 KB, 750x1334, 464D2365-BD46-46C3-9D65-D24075091694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Euros earning 50k usd per year take home less than $600 a week after commie taxes Hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:03:36 2020 No.23211248 >>23211205 Keep deluding yourself fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:05:33 2020 No.23211268 File: 236 KB, 750x1334, 8FC8C63E-5A5C-4287-B5F5-FCD5A311AFBC.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Euros pay $9.2 usd per gallon for gas ($2.24/L) Hahahahaha

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:07:05 2020 No.23211287

>>23208720
In Spain, you can get a 3-year degree that's called "Ingenieria Tecnica". It is widely recognized as NOT being on par with a full Engineering degree, and the name is like that simply because of how Spanish treats the word Engineering (connotations are different than in English).
That's basically a 3-year forestry degree, which might or might not be useful, but which should not be presented in an English-written CV as an engineering degree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:08:44 2020 No.23211308 >>23208720 >>23211287 Also the fact that he called it "Forest Engineer" instead of "Forestry Engineer" should tell you all you need to know about his English-speaking abilities. You'd be better off with freaking Google translate.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:09:16 2020 No.23211314

>>23211248
It's actually worse than that because he didn't take into consideration what the employer has to pay on additonal taxes and the sales tax making everything needlessly more expensive. If you have a job anywhere in Europe you are pretty much a slave for government officials, old people and Mohammeds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:10:30 2020 No.23211336 >>23211314 I think youre a bot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:11:21 2020 No.23211346 File: 14 KB, 204x247, 2Q==(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23208712 d/c thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:11:51 2020 No.23211358 >>23211268 wtf diesel in Switzerland is cheaper

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:13:46 2020 No.23211381 File: 78 KB, 750x1334, 7A972744-F8F1-4D42-934A-2564A2966F82.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > In Europe my v8 Chevy would get taxed $1800 a year for just existing. Keep driving your cuck boxes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:16:51 2020 No.23211423 File: 221 KB, 750x1108, B46093E2-A99D-4A88-97B1-E9B62BAAF251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > In Europe my v8 Chevy would get taxed $1800 a year for just existing. Keep driving your cuck boxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:18:41 2020 No.23211445 File: 31 KB, 440x293, polder-luchtfoto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23208779 >>23211205 >>23211268 >>23211381 >tfw still better off because of practically free college and healthcare Gr. Dutchfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:19:26 2020 No.23211453 >>23208779 Idiot. VAT is the most fair tax there is because it penalizes comsuption which is opcional as oppossed to all other taxes. Why the fuck should I pay taxes for working?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:19:45 2020 No.23211454 >>23210535 yeah paying a 20-30% tax on top of income tax sure is based. also taxing at every step of the manufacturing process and having a retarded and convoluted refund system to push the refunds upstream sure is based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:20:17 2020 No.23211462 File: 44 KB, 826x745, 1600466133993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23209276 >own large house >have it scattered along the street because of some wind kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:22:44 2020 No.23211498 >wagecucks unironically literally discussing who has a prettier wagecuck paper lmao

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:23:15 2020 No.23211502

>>23211000
Whenever I see this picture my brain screams out in agony as the reality of my europoor life manifests itself.
Shortly afterward my mind will suppress this image from memory in order to retain my sanity.
In my dreams I find myself roaming Switzerland, experiencing true economic freedom as I purchase my assault rifle and pay 10% tax on my 300k income.
But when I awaken I realize this will never come true because the powers of socialism will keep this dream out of my reach for all time.
As I grow older and my natural body decays I rationalize it all away with memes about public healthcare and government gibs.
But I know in my heart that it is not over...
For it never even truly began.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:23:31 2020 No.23211509 >>23209928 >Lichtenstein Good luck getting there. You're not allowed to live there. Maybe work but I think you need to work for 10 years there before you can even apply for citizenship.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:25:44 2020 No.23211538

>>23209991
Countries are only retarded and overleveraged in a bubble because the US keeps exporting inflation, you moron. If other countries don't engage in the same similiar pratice their economies halt due the strong currency. Look at how desperate Switzerland is trying to managed CHF.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:26:08 2020 No.23211544 >>23211423 we have smaller cars in europe, because we don't need a truck bed to do the weekly grocery run

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:26:58 2020 No.23211554 >>23208712 Looks cute, desu. Does he hodl Bella Protocol tho? That's the question. t.hipEurAsiaNinvestoor!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:28:04 2020 No.23211568 >>23208779 But VAT is the most neutral tax and largely praised by the entirety of the planet, Anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:29:24 2020 No.23211590 >>23209022 What did you read for resume writing? i noticed you quantify your financial impact to the companies. Ive heard that advice from multiple circles of people now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:30:06 2020 No.23211598 >>23211509 i know they only let in like 90 people per year, and this is also random, since these are selected by a lottery

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:34:50 2020 No.23211667 >>23211544 My pushrod v8 gets 9L/100km and is guaranteed to pass 400000km all while I pay less than €0.6 per litre

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:35:45 2020 No.23211675 >>23211538 How does the US export inflation?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:36:51 2020 No.23211695 >>23211667 How much did you pay for college? You aren't an uneducated redneck now, are you anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:39:40 2020 No.23211747 >>23209022 Dafuq Eastern Europe here, this is exactly what resume looks like around here too. WTF is that garbage in OP, looks like a LARP character sheet lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:41:55 2020 No.23211783 >>23211695 Payed € 4000for my bachelors I’m engineering over 4 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:42:02 2020 No.23211788 >>23209022 >>23211747 It's worth pointing out that this is a shitty resume too but nowhere near as bad as the op resume.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:46:27 2020 No.23211849 >>23208779 Tfw you have to pay 50% GST on cars

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:47:08 2020 No.23211855 >>23208712 no cap, i think i know that guy. we were in a crypto project together back in 2017.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:47:12 2020 No.23211857 >>23211783 >payed Keep in mind that english is the mother tongue of this faggot. Literally retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:47:21 2020 No.23211860 >>23208779 >American social mobility Hahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:47:29 2020 No.23211864 >>23208774 Yeah would influence hiring decisions. In wouldnt want to hire uggos

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:47:31 2020 No.23211866 Europe is nice to live in if you're broke, don't own property, and don't work.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:47:51 2020 No.23211873
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>>23208779
>be Hungarian
>buy literally anything
>pay more than the quarter of the price in form of taxes for our corrupt government to buy more castles and build more stadiums
>mfw stuff is way more expensive and we earn way less then western countries

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:53:47 2020 No.23211977 >>23209022 I've literally never made a resume because I've always been a founder

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:55:47 2020 No.23212014 >>23211000 Wtf man Indians make more money than that at least in my cohort

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 08:57:31 2020 No.23212046 File: 20 KB, 772x587, snb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23211538 the snb has literally started to print money to keep the currency down, also they bought significant amounts of stocks with the chf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:01:16 2020 No.23212107 >>23212014 What are those numbers even. For my country the number is either double the minimum wage or 70% of the average wage, or the average wage from 12 years ago. I assume the numbers for other countries are equally worthless.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:08:06 2020 No.23212224
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>>23208712
>resume
anyone that hire based on this is a fucking retarded HR-droid.
Did freelance for years and each time there is a fucking retard that doesn't look at the portfolio but want a fucking resume I just edit in 20 minutes my template resume with complete made-up but believable bullshit related to what you want and
>oh, anon, I didn't know that you were working for [insert bullshit], that's interesting
That's interesting, yes, and completely false, want to hear my made up story about this that I invent on the fly you faggot ?

>>23208723
>my resume is empty
kek, just fill it with relevant believable bullshit while not being completely incompetent for the job, what the fuck are you talking about.
imagine taking 5-6 figures debt and going to college for 5 years to put a line in a word document called myresume.doc and being less competent than the guy that just does the shit for 5 years

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:08:26 2020 No.23212228

>>23212107
India has masses and masses of extremely poor people. You can literally hire someone to do heavy manual labor for $7/day. I shifted my apartment and the moving company sent 8 laborers, all for a grand total of $60 for the entire day.

Average engineers graduating from shitty colleges make $400/month, $600/month if they're lucky.

At the same time, if you went to a top engineering school or got a job at a decent company, you'll start off at $1500-2000/month. In 10 years, you'll make $4000+

My best friend went to a top MBA school and makes $5k/month. My doctor FIL makes $12k/month. My wife's senior professor colleagues make $4.5k/month after taxes and with all government benefits.

At the same time, 90% of the country makes $200/month if they're lucky.

My rent is $700 - it's more than what most people in this country get paid. I have a maid who cleans the house every day for $20/month. A cook for $70/month.

This country is weird as fuck man. If the people weren't so cucked they would have risen up in revolt by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:31:58 2020 No.23212722 >>23208712 Why is he wearing a woman's suit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 09:32:00 2020 No.23212726 >>23209526 >Company Name ltd. >Phone: 1234567890 3/10 Made me reply

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:06:24 2020 No.23213527 >>23208774 Photo's are widely used in Asia.

Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:14:38 2020 No.23213720

>>23211675
By devaluing their currency. Countries who do bussiness with the US and need to buy oil then have to devalue their own currencies at the risk of them getting too strong and becoming troublesome for the nations they do bussiness with. Plus the whole issue with debt itself which is a death sentence nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:27:15 2020 No.23214010 >>23211783 >has a bachelor's degree >payed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:29:36 2020 No.23214053 >>23208712 Wtf even is this, wtf is a "forest engineer" and is this faggot literally using a template? Fucking spanish third worldlers t. Eurocuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:31:02 2020 No.23214088 >>23210535 burgers are too stupid to understand this. just forget it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 12 10:32:43 2020 No.23214126 File: 42 KB, 600x600, jew_basic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw the two majority white regions of the world are fighting each other over stupid petty things like muh economics instead of uniting against world jewry

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