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I took a long drive. I knew she'd be late again, but it didn't bother me. Back when we were poor, when the Christmas Anon gave me 500 PNK, I had a sudden revelation. What if this was a sign? I've never really been a true believer in "God" in His traditional form, but I'd been down on my luck for some time.

I did handywork for neighbors for the next month, and started my accumulation. When the sale launched, I saw so many angry individuals. "Imagine being a juror on the blockchain!" They said." "If you fall for Vitalik shills, you are dumber than a box of rocks", they screamed. I knew I should always to the opposite of what /biz/ says, so I began working harder during the day, and managed to lump up a good sum of Kleros ERC-20 tokens before the sale ended. To my surprise, they raised $1 million dollarinos, which made me feel comfy.

After the last peak, I decided, even though I know "swingies get the rope", to do just that. My then girlfriend held my hand as I hit the sell button. Last week, I put it all back in. She took me out to dinner. It was a meager meal of potatoes and meat, but the look in here eyes, that's what mattered the most.

You see, she really does care about us. She really does want me to do well. With Kleros, when I read back on it all, it seems like a blue, hazy dream. Clement replied to me on Telegram one day, and told me thanks for the support. Now that I can take every scammer and hog-toothed dog to pay for what they did, all my dreams are coming true.

When the PNK token hit $4 in Spring 2023, it was like God came down and rubbed my head while my girl lightly pecked my stomach. I knew I was right all along, and that's where true autism shows.

Her eyes glimmering were really all I'd ever need. You see, see what the apple of my eye...and Kleros, well...Kleros is the sugar on top.

Soon it will be Christmas again, and I only pray that the anon who was here last year comes back to say hello.

We're all here waiting for you friend.

>> No.23188226

sir, i wept.

>> No.23188233

>>23188226
also sir that is brownie mix not cookie mix. lol

>> No.23188236

You know what gives you away?
Time zones

>> No.23188255

>>23188236
>he thinks amerikunts are the only people who matter.
>he thinks anyone with any reasonable amount of money in crypto sleeps more than 4 hours

i work night shift. who gives a fuck. this board is much slower in non-burger-cunt timezones tho i will say dat.

>> No.23188264

If PNK never hits $1 I will literally have to start my life over, AGAIN.

>> No.23188312

>>23188255
There are a few other things that make you easy prey. Not gonna reveal them yet. I have a feeling the dossier can be made bigger

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>>23188067
>they screamed
>my girl lightly pecked my stomach
kek'd

>> No.23188372

>>23188067
i'll burn a Kleros-shaped brownie in effigy for all the Kleros you sold, good sir

>> No.23188391
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23188391

Pinkies have the best memes aside from Linkies.

>> No.23188398

>>23188391
that was the trap

>> No.23188410

>>23188391
No, they’re trash.

>> No.23188424
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>>23188410
I dunno desu even the FUD ones are funny and comfy.

>> No.23188447

>>23188410
they are, but imagine being an insect and getting the impression fed, that somebody is falling for it, wouldn't you do what sub humans always do and double down?

>> No.23188457

>>23188398
what are you on about, sir?

>> No.23188486

>>23188447
I just play cycles. I might stay under water for a bit, but my quarter position swinging assures I walk away with a free bag + LTH, almost every time, if I hold long enough (and they don't rug)

BREEEEE'd

>> No.23188494 [DELETED] 

>>23188457
doing my job

>> No.23188833

>>23188486
stop talking about BREE. the pain. Kleros is a shitcoin but the autists proved themselves so I am ladder boy.

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>>23188067
Why did you post the edit retard

>> No.23188875

>>23188833
are you really that stupid?
They didn't make the memes, they were baited, and they are not autists

>> No.23188914

>>23188875
baited?

>> No.23188927

>>23188914
Janitors cleaning up

>> No.23189009

>>23188873
Hilarious.

>> No.23189016

>>23188226
Fpbp

>> No.23189040

>>23188927
are you a jannie?

>> No.23189129

>>23189040
I'm the mop