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Tell me wholesome stories biz

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>>23144444
checked
pic related is the very first use of the word "chainlink" on /biz/

>> No.23144650

One time a fren asked for sweet stories on /biz/
The anon who responded was cozy in bed
He looked at the OP and saw and checked quints
“Wow,” he thought, “neat,” and nodded his head
As he sleepily posted a poem back instead
He hoped that the OP would read what he said
We’re all frens on this board, through losses and wins
Green moons and red dumps
We hold up our chins

>> No.23144662

>>23144444
QUINTS OF CUDDLES

GET OVER HERE OP TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS

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>> No.23144732

>>23144706
KEK

moooooooore

>> No.23145192

>>23144444
nice quints fren, i remember some retard posted his seed frase as an image in a thread he made another anon transfered his gibs, then that anon who stole made a thread and everybody convinced to give back the fundsu to the retard anon who made a different wallet

>> No.23145310

>>23144444
checked

one time anons dad had to do heart surgery, and anon got scared for his daddums as anyone who loved their dad would. So all his biz frens came together and prayed for anons dad. It was a successful operation.

>>/biz/thread/S22666485

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>>/biz/thread/S1706829

Another example of peak wholesome /biz/.

>> No.23145379

>>23144444
>>/biz/thread/S17068299

Another example of peak wholesome /biz/.

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Once upon a time, and it was a long, long time ago, a magical magician called Satoshi lived in the forest. And he had lots of lead, which he tried to turn into gold. But his magic was not powerful enough. Then he noticed there were lots of zeros and ones lying around, so he tried again. And this time it worked!
Now he had digital gold. The forest creatures all rejoiced, and everybody lived happily ever after.
The end.

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>>23144732
Here's an OG. Imagine doing this because you'd rather be dead than broke.

>> No.23145504

>>23144444 Checked
Last night I couldn't sleep so I went to take a shit in the middle of the night and then wrote a page for my fantasy novel.

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>>23144444
I'm self-employed as a courier, I drive my own car to deliver packages same-day, usually computer parts or medical shipments that can't wait to be shipped overnight by FedEx or UPS.
Two years ago I was delivering a computer part to a bank near Times Square in NYC. Pretty routine, walked in, manager signed for it and walked out. As I was walking out in the foyer, I saw a bank envelope and picked it up; it had 16 crisp 100 dollar bills in it. I looked around...no one. But I walked back in and gave it to the manager, said I found it and he thanked me. Never got my name or anything, but I realized it wasn't mine and better off returning it hopefully to the right owner.
That was on a Friday and Monday my boss (owns the whole company) called me into the office. He asks me if I found $1600 in my delivery on Friday and the way he said it I was shocked...I was really shocked because I didn't tell anyone, not even my wife. And I thought he was going to say something like 'the rightful owner says it was $2600 so you're being investigated for the stolen 1000' or something like that because the boss can be gruff and he didn't sound happy. But then he says, the bank VP called him directly to thank me but I wasn't there...and the boss was all of a sudden happy and couldn't believe it lol. As a bonus, the bank gave me 4 box seats to a New York Jets football game. I'm not a football fan per se, but I got to take my wife and older kids there...they even threw in a free parking pass lol. Plus my boss' wife made a batch of chocolate chip cookies for me.
Boss still slaps me on the back and calls me an honest schlep.

>> No.23145546

>>23144650

nice

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>> No.23145625

>>23145448
thats /biz/ in 21 days