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>Curbside pickup

>> No.23139914

Bring my shit to my car, wagie.

>> No.23139966
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>>23139914
>tfw became curbside wagie just cause I'm bored and to work with cute girls
>tfw I prolly own more link than you

>> No.23140050

Is this the permanent state of retail? Small businesses here have been given the green light to re-open their storefronts, but refuse to do so because of the memevirus, so all they do is curbside. Why not just turn your business into a merchandise warehouse then?

>> No.23140099

>>23139966
Spoiler alert: you won't have sex with any of them

>> No.23140201

>>23139966
>>23140099
C h e c k e d .
But yeah, this anon is definitely a virgin.

>> No.23140246

>>23140099
The fantasy of fucking 20 year olds is better than the reality

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>Shopping carts

>> No.23140437

>>23140246
Uncharted levels of based

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>stores

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>>23139897
Clover42 pickup! Oh, how lucky am I! Wew.

>> No.23140542

corona has truly turned living into a neets paradise

>> No.23140779
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DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>> No.23140804

>>23140246
Only someone who disnt fuck 20 year old hoes would say this

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>just move to shitistan bruhs!!!! It’s so cheap and you live like a king!!!!

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>>23139897
>order my chicken tendie pubsub
>you bring it to my car for me
thanks wagie <3

>> No.23142075

>>23140876
Plot X on that hat pls

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>dude nobody LIKES wearing the mask! It's just something we all have to do, for the rest of our lives!

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>SIR YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE THE WRONG WAY! PLEASE LOOK AT THE ARROW! S-SIR STOP SIRRRRR TURN AROUND NOW!!!!!