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[FUCKING HELP No.23125502]

employer decided to have surprise drug test, I have to go to the facility in 48hrs and take a test. I’m not fucking clean. how to cheat this shit? I plan on using a friends urine but need ideas on how to conceal said urine and keep it warm.

[Anonymous No.23125524]

>>23125502
What do you use? Obviously go cold turkey immediately. But you may be fucked. Just know that THC rarely shows up.

[Anonymous No.23125529]

>>23125502
>I plan on using a friends urine but need ideas on how to conceal said urine and keep it warm.
It wouldn't pass the taste test anyway

[Anonymous No.23125533]

you need a piss boy - try an elementary school they can be bribed with candy

[Anonymous No.23125534]

tape it below your balls. if it stays there long enough it should be warm enough

[Anonymous No.23125535]

>>23125502
>Take a plastic bottle, make one of your coworkers piss in it, bring that in the wc
case closed

[Anonymous No.23125539]

>>23125502
Just buy synthetic urine (QuickFix 6.2 is the best) from a smoke shop. Comes with everything you need for heating and concealment.

[Anonymous No.23125559]

>>23125502
I just say im on prescribed adderall as the tests can't tell that apart from meth. They might put a query into your doc but i haven't once had anything back from that.

[Anonymous No.23125560]

>>23125502
buy those little handwarmers. wear tighty whities to the clinic and keep the bottle of pee in your taint. you can put the pee bottle in between the two layers of fabric where you take your dick out to keep it body temp until your turn

[FUCKING HELP No.23125566]

>>23125524
I’ve hit my thc vape pen at least twice a day for the past 6 days but before that I was clean for a month

[Anonymous No.23125572]

had to do this once, get a small bottle or container and tape it to your leg, wrap a heat pad around it. I passed.

[Anonymous No.23125584]

stop being a degenerate

[Anonymous No.23125590]

>>23125572
this. bonus points for taping a tube to your cock

[FUCKING HELP No.23125625]

>>23125534
>>23125572
what I’m worried about is the hand warmer getting the urine too hot

[Anonymous No.23125632]

>>23125584
lol what a fag

[Anonymous No.23125634]

Do americans really check their workers' pee? What the fuck I thought you hated communism???

[Anonymous No.23125637]

>>23125502
At 12 hours before, piss out and don't drink anymore water. Get a FOLEY catheter and with 300ml of someone else's piss use it to fill your bladder. Hold onto this until the test.

[Anonymous No.23125638]

Just get a fake dick desu
https://www.thewhizzinator.com

[FUCKING HELP No.23125657]

>>23125584
pay my bills and I’ll do what you say

[Anonymous No.23125676]

>>23125502
Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.23125684]

>>23125566
Ok well I was smoking from a bong daily for two weeks. And on and off prior to that. Went cold turkey for seven days and tested negative to get my dextroamphetamine script (requirement in my state).
I took a home THC test two days before (so five days cold) and it was also negative.
Bit about me though - very physically active. Dieting to lose fat, and reasonable bodyfat already (Definitley under 20%). I think you’ll be ok

[Anonymous No.23125698]

Don't be a nigger and stop casually doing drugs. Let this be a lesson learned

[FUCKING HELP No.23125704]

>>23125638
>>23125539
wouldn’t get here in time for my test unfortunately :(

[Anonymous No.23125710]

>>23125584
based

[Anonymous No.23125725]

>>23125704
headshops sell synthetic urine. all else fails you can get it on amazon prime but it'll probably be cheap chinky knockoff

[Anonymous No.23125753]

>>23125566
your situation is not as bad as you think it is. from now up until you take the test be running and drinking water, the main thing you want to do is sweat it out. right before the test eat something very fatty like peanut butter and you should be okay or in such a low range you can say you got hit with second hand smoke at a party.

[Anonymous No.23125755]

>>23125698
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.23125757]

>>23125657
dude, weed, lmao get fired

[Anonymous No.23125767]

>>23125625

It was fine, I was worried about it not getting hot enough... I don't know about you, but my piss is pretty fucking warm when I'm busting... Just do it retard, you have no choice at this short notice.

[Anonymous No.23125768]

>>23125638
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for this

[Anonymous No.23125789]

get fired
drink piss f'or a living
profit

[Anonymous No.23125800]

>>23125502
>some pothead is going to lose his job

[FUCKING HELP No.23125811]

>>23125767
did you have a friend pee like right outside the facility and then go in or was there quite a bit of time between obtains the urine and then getting tested ?

[Anonymous No.23125830]

>>23125572
pissed*

[FUCKING HELP No.23125832]

>>23125800
I’m far from a pot head, pot heads don’t contribute to society. I pay my taxes like the rest of you fucks. not everyone is super lazy and stupid on weed

[Anonymous No.23125838]

if your company fires you for just smoking some hash then just lol at u

[Anonymous No.23125846]

>>23125559
Wait, so are you actually on Meth or?

[Anonymous No.23125848]

>>23125832
what do you do op?

[Anonymous No.23125867]

>>23125502
Last year someone I knew was in a similar situation, I read from this study that zinc reduced the detection of THC (he was a daily smoker), he had no fake urine or any fancy detox, I gave him 200mg of zinc the night before and 200mg of zinc 4 hours before his schedule test. He passed the drug test, no THC was found in his system, so give that a try.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21740689/

[Anonymous No.23125888]

>>23125846
Yeah except weekends

[Anonymous No.23125905]

>>23125832
Drugs are for people that can't cope with life. I had that problem for many years and it took me a couple to finally get to a better place. The wakeup call will suck and I wish you luck on taking your mental health to a positive place anon.

[Anonymous No.23125912]

>>23125502
Best advice right here Anon,
First, the hardest part is getting pee JUST before you have to be at the facility. Like 5-10 mins prior. That way the pee has its perfect temp for the lab.
Fill up a condom with this urine.
MAKE SURE NOT TO GET PISS ON THE CONDOM! IT WILL SMELL!
Tuck the condom between your thighs/under your groin. Keep it as warm as possible.
Afterwards. Just show up and pour it out and its really easy. Keep the trash on your person on the way out. Stay employed anon!

[Anonymous No.23125919]

>>23125502
drink a fuckton of gatorade. literally, gallons.

[Anonymous No.23125924]

>>23125753
>swear it out
Considering thc is fat soluble, that may be tric...literally impossible
>second hand smoke excuse
Considering most thc tests are quite a high cut off - only the dumbest cunt working as a bricklayer, and not a literal medical drug testing specialist centre, would believe that

[FUCKING HELP No.23125932]

>>23125848
I’m a fedex delivery driver part time, just using this job to fund my crypto investments

[Anonymous No.23125933]

>>23125867
how fat was your anon fren.
I wanna know if i gotta adjust the dosage

[Anonymous No.23125934]

>>23125832
Yeah, but it’s the easiest thing to test for. I’m sure you’re socially awkward too and can’t get someone to piss for you. Perhaps you should ask a random child?

[Anonymous No.23125938]

>>23125905
> posts a group who used amphetamines regularly to achieve superhuman feats

[Anonymous No.23125956]

>>23125932
fucking fascists
on the other hand if you happen to crash and it is found you slonk gang weed it's not a good look for them

[Anonymous No.23125973]

>>23125634
Fed contractors, generally. If tech companies fired every stoner on staff, they wouldn't have staff.

[Anonymous No.23125994]

>>23125956
>fucking fascists
For a fucking drug test?

[Anonymous No.23126008]

>>23125502
enemas
do it for the next 48 hours
you are clean now

[Anonymous No.23126018]

>>23125502
Buy Quick Fix at a local head shop.
Pull fake pee bottle out of box.
Tape to inside of your thigh (or your balls) 1 hour before taking test to ensure the bottle gets to temperature (it has a thermometer on the bottle)
Go in to clinic without limping too much
Go to bathroom.
Pour warm fake pee into cup.
Pee normally a little in toilet while also pouring out leftovers.
Walk out.
Hand nurse cup.
Tell nurse she has a nice ass and you hope she has a penis.
Revel in the fact that you just passed a test that your employer may have had to waste upwards of $300 out of pocket for (unless their insurance covers it)

[Anonymous No.23126022]

>>23125502
old trick i did for high school sports:
clean piss in a 5 hour energy bottle, store it between your balls and leg. temp check works and easy to conceal

[FUCKING HELP No.23126040]

>>23125934
lmao buddy I got irl friends, not a fucking neet fuck like you. stop projecting >_<

[Anonymous No.23126057]

>>23125924
okay, dont listen, let me know how mcdonalds goes

[Anonymous No.23126071]

put a tiny but of powder bleach on your finger and stick your finger in the stream. This throws of the chemistry of the drug test and buys you time.

[Anonymous No.23126098]

Go to any smoke shop and get Monkey Whizz. Have used it before and saved my job

[Anonymous No.23126120]

>>23125657
You absolutely deserve this. Worthless piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.23126131]

>>23125811

I collected it the same morning and put a heat pad around it. Take into consideration I'm in the UK. The tests are generally pretty laid back and held where you work. You just go to the restroom and piss in a glass beaker then bring it to the guy and he puts a 7 row test in it. I know in the US they even film you doing the test and take temperatures into consideration. Fucking ridiculous really, good luck.

[FUCKING HELP No.23126135]

>>23126120
I should post more on this board, you guys are great xD

[Anonymous No.23126143]

Use hand warmers and wrap them in a measured out container of urine. It worked for me.

[Anonymous No.23126152]

>>23126040
Then why are you still here?
Call one of your friends and ask him to piss in a bottle.

[FUCKING HELP No.23126182]

>>23126152
was here to see suggestions on how to store said piss or other solutions anons have done. read much ?

[Anonymous No.23126188]

>>23125502
Buy QuickFix at a smoke shop near you. Follow the instructions on the box. It works.

[Anonymous No.23126194]

>>23126135
>xD dude weed lmao
have fun reddit

[Anonymous No.23126201]

>>23125559
That must be a shoddy fucking test then. Metamphetamine is distinctly different from amphetamine. Adderall is a mix of dex- and levoamphetamine, and cotains no metamphetamine anantiomeres.

[FUCKING HELP No.23126208]

>>23126131
thanks fren, hope the UK treats you well for the remainder of your life :)

[FUCKING HELP No.23126240]

>>23126194
>what is irony?

[Anonymous No.23126242]

>>23125924
I ran and drank green tea obsessively before my drug test and was clean of thc

[Anonymous No.23126245]

>>23125502
drink someone elses clean urine to replace your dirty urine

[Anonymous No.23126285]

>>23126240
Ah yes irony xD lmao

[FUCKING HELP No.23126302]

>>23126285
xDD

[FUCKING HELP No.23126322]

>>23126245
based

[Anonymous No.23126331]

>>23126242
Prob clean without doing all that psycho stuff

[FUCKING HELP No.23126355]

>>23126018
thank you for the advice and this pic anon, you’re awesome :)

[FUCKING HELP No.23126376]

>>23125912
why a condom tho? will the lube from condoms not fuck with the urine sample ?

[Anonymous No.23126397]

>>23125502
tell the truth, by saying your not clean but don't do the test, even if your employers insists you take the test after saying your not clean.

just say your not clean and let him decide from that.

[Anonymous No.23126422]

Just work out, drink a lot of green tea and water, and sweat a lot over the next 48h as other anons have said. You have a higher chance of passing doing this than trying to get someone else's urine and maintain the proper temperature and fool any other possible authentication methods considering you had to ask 4chan about it.

[Anonymous No.23126438]

>>23125502
>> I bought a fake pee dose off the internet. It has urea, uric acid, specific gravity levels and a thermometer. It is called quikfix

Sorted

[FUCKING HELP No.23126444]

>>23126397
thought about this, but also this is a job that works with the government so not sure they’d be cool

[Anonymous No.23126461]

>>23125502
quit your job and wait for UNN.

[Anonymous No.23126474]

>>23125502
Just say youll fail and quit there on the spot, i bet theyll work with you for being honest

[FUCKING HELP No.23126478]

>>23126422
I mean I’m a pretty skinny guy. 5’7 about 120 pounds soaking wet. Will this actually work?

[Anonymous No.23126483]

How is this even legal? Do you live in a dictatorship? I heard russia does this.

[Anonymous No.23126491]

>>23126376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xPw7KWWwzY

watch this anon, it works, has saved me countless times.

gl u fucking fag.

[Anonymous No.23126492]

>>23125502
lmao prepare to become one of the 7.9%

[Anonymous No.23126510]

>>23125566
Yeah sweat it out right the fuck now or your fucked. B12 overload can expel it too but would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.23126516]

>>23126483
You agree to it before they employ you.

[Anonymous No.23126525]

>>23125502
oil change

[Anonymous No.23126528]

>>23126516
in a decent country it would be illegal to even ask this of people

[Anonymous No.23126548]

>>23126528
nope. it's all about oh&s.

[Anonymous No.23126568]

>>23126478
Oh if you aren't fat there is actually a good chance that will work. Assumed you were tubbo. But like really drink a lot of water and really be running and pissing a lot. Still may not work because thc concentrate like that can take like a month to leave your system naturally and you have 2 days. If you try hard enough it could work, but the uncertainty is there.

[Anonymous No.23126580]

How are employers allowed to do this? Who cares if someone smokes weed in their free time like on the weekends?

[Anonymous No.23126619]

>>23126528
>>23126580
>NOT MY WEEDERINO

[Anonymous No.23126645]

>>23126580
If you signed a contract to agree to their drug policy before employement you have to do it or lose the job. If you didn't, you can refuse. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.23126741]

>>23126645
I'm pretty sure if you fail the test it goes on your record therefor makes you look bad to future employers and maybe blacklisted depending on the industry.

[Anonymous No.23126753]

LMFAO U AMERIMUTTS GET FUCKING TESTED IN WORK AND CALL YOURSELVES THE LAND OF THE FREE AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.23126782]

>>23125502
I bought a synthetic piss kit online years ago. Don't know if they work or not.

[Anonymous No.23126788]

>>23125502
Fill a five hour energy bottle with piss. Then shove said bottle up your ass with a condom

[Anonymous No.23126828]

>>23125502
Step 1: Drink fucktons of water
Step 2: eat fucktons of food
Step 3: consume lube
Step 4: Repeat Steps 1 and 2 until you have stopped having Diarrhea

[Anonymous No.23126853]

>>23125502
A single drop of bleach in the cup.

[Anonymous No.23126875]

just make sure the piss doesnt get too hot. they will DQ you if its over 104F.

[Anonymous No.23126881]

Unless they want to watch your dick piss in the bottle, just put some soap on your finger and smear it inside the bottle/ tube and it will contaminate the sample.

[Anonymous No.23126926]

>>23125502
>ctrl+f certo
>no results
Jesus christ I cannot believe every single time this bullshit gets brought up no one mentions certo. Google it OP you stupid nigger retard you’re welcome. And next time do a real drug like meth that clears out of your system in 24hrs not babby weed.

[Anonymous No.23126941]

>>23126926
video >>23126491

[Anonymous No.23126947]

>>23125502
a guy i worked with purposely shit his pants to get out of taking a random drug test because he was still drunk from the night before. no this isn't a joke, it actually happened.

[Anonymous No.23126998]

>>23125566
Look it up on youtube, there is one where a nigger shows you how to flush your system with gatorade and some other shit

[Anonymous No.23127028]

>>23125502
meh, just drink tons of water, like none stop drinking so you piss all the time and you pis becomes clear pure water. a total flush.

[Anonymous No.23127065]

>>23126941
Nice, i stand corrected.
Shit on a stick. zoomer kikes really cannot do 10 minutes of proper internet research anymore

[Anonymous No.23127342]

>>23125502
Here’s what you do op
Buy a jump rope ASAP
Buy vitamin b pills
Buy 3 gallons of cranberry juice
For the next 48hrs wear all your hoodies and sweatpants so your going to sweat like hell. Jump rope with all this on to atleast 5 of your favorite songs. Your going to jump rope like this
>first song normal jumping
>next song super fast
Normally most people wouldn’t make it to the 3rd song and that’s good. Your basically burning all the fat cells in your body fast as shit. During all of this drink as much water and cranberry juice till your peeing water.

Workout with the rope as many times per day that you can muster.

Take the vitamin b pills like 3x the recommendated dosage today and during your drug test.
Do this and you’ll pass. Add creatine And b pills when you test so it’s not pure water

[Anonymous No.23127611]

>say you have choroba symptomps
>isolate for 14 days
>???

[Anonymous No.23127843]

>>23125502
Hot Epsom salt bath until you are profusely sweating twice a day. Pretend you are UFC fighter about to go into a fight. Be sure to replenish your salt and take lots of B12. The B12 will make your urine yellow even if it's clear and mostly water.

[Anonymous No.23127902]

>>23125905
Sobrieties for people who can't face drugs

[Anonymous No.23127924]

>>23125704
Go to your local smokeshop dumbass.

[Anonymous No.23127948]

>>23125502
>surprise test
>in 48 hours

lol

[Anonymous No.23127961]

>>23126478
Yes bro especially if you're skinny that's the only deciding factor here really. THC is fat soluble.

[Anonymous No.23127994]

>>23126580
Boomers

[Anonymous No.23128015]

>>23126998
Real niggas know what video he's talking bout

[Anonymous No.23128036]

>>23125502
plasic bag strapped to leg with tube taped to penis
press bag when "peeing"

[Anonymous No.23128128]

>>23125905
Have sex tradcuck

[Anonymous No.23128171]

Easy.

Get someone else’s urine.
Make sure that person isn’t on any prescription pills.
Have that person piss into a bottle.
Move that piss to a 5oz energy or travel shampoo bottle.
Wrap that in hand warmers
Wear cycling shorts or a jack strap
Bring a temp gun to make sure the piss is between 90-100 degrees Fahrenheit
Pour that bottle into the container they gave you.
Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.23128291]

>>23125502
a friend of mine ate asparagus both canned and fresh for 2 days straight. Like literally everything he was eating was asparagus, 7-8 times a day.
It worked, but he also ate some weird chemical a smoke shop gave him so I don't know if it was the asparaugus or the chemicals that made him clean

[Anonymous No.23128335]

>>23126491
fuck you this doesnt work for cocaine. thanks for wasting my time fag

[Anonymous No.23128365]

>>23126510
Get methyl b-12 it’s more potent

[Anonymous No.23128441]

Anon buy a detox cleanser asap and folloe the instructions to the letter look up DETOXIFY MEGA CLEANSE HERBAL CLEANSE 32oz on amazon and get that shit shipped 1 day or see if a smoke shop near you has it then drink it 2 hours before your exam. Just read the reviews and follow the instructions you want to pee at least twice before dropping for your test. Be advised it will make you want to shit yourself so give yourself a few hours at home before you drive to the test center, i think you have to pee 2x then hold the 3rd which is what you will drop it can be hard cause it will make you want to pee a lot. Good fucking luck anon drug tests that tests are fucking evil and retarded especially for THC in 2020

[Anonymous No.23128479]

>>23125502
say you can't pee and ask to do a saliva test. it only tracks the past 24 hours. my friend has done this 3 times and it worked every time.

[Anonymous No.23128558]

>>23125502
OP Buy synthetic urin, Dr. green agents or any other ones. Smoke shops have them. It saved my life when I was in your shoes. Do this OP don’t fuck it up . Don’t ask the clerk you wanna pass a drug test just buy the product and looks at YouTube for instructions. Thank me later

[Anonymous No.23128563]

>>23125534
Imagine being such a druggie queer that you have to tape another man's piss to your balls.

[Anonymous No.23128574]

>>23127948
Seriously, what a joke. If you can't come up with a scam in two days then you're a fucking douche.

[Anonymous No.23128665]

>>23125502
Druggie degenerate retards lose in this earth, then have an eternity in hell after. Stay losing faggot.

[Anonymous No.23128989]

Certo

[Anonymous No.23129386]

>>23125502
If you know the day and rough time of the test, you can cheat by using a masking product like "urineluck" or something similar. They work very well. I do drug testing for industrial facilities, and we never announce when the test is coming for this reason. It gives you a reliable 6-8 hour window for THC.

[Anonymous No.23129415]

>>23128558
Modern tests have a temperature strip on the cup. If your urine is not body temp, it is an auto fail.

[Anonymous No.23129428]

>>23129386
>I do drug testing for industrial facilities
What else can you tell /biz/raelis to help them defeat the drug testing jew?
>>23128665
If god was so vindictive as to condemn people for using a plant he created you too would be going to hell for being a gigantic faggot

[Anonymous No.23129555]

>>23125566
If you are within the US and in a state where you can get a medical card, do it. Then just say it is for medical reasons if you piss hot.

[Anonymous No.23129591]

>>23129428
Don't scoop the toilet water like a retard. You would be amazed how many idiots try this. I add a blue liquid to the toilet water before the test now just to head this off. You can't cheat the temp strip on the cup, so the fake wang with the stored urine won't work. For THC specifically, the masking product is the best and the reason I have to go to the worksite to test instead of making them come to me.

Also, if you have to get a hair test, just know that only the bottom 1/2 inch of hair can be used against you. Anything else is more than 6 months ago. Other than that it is pretty straight forward. If you just need to get out of it for today, the average tester is only allowed 3 hours with you, before they will reschedule or try another type of test.

[Anonymous No.23129634]

>>23129428
but condemning people for consuming a plant was like one of the first things god ever did

[Anonymous No.23129648]

>>23125502
who cares BREE just exit scammed millions.

[Anonymous No.23129732]

>>23125502
You deserve it for being a degenerate

[Anonymous No.23130640]

>>23125502
Where the hell work test for drugs? I didn't even hear about something like that in my work...

[Anonymous No.23130873]

>>23129428
I’m praying for you bro, I sincerely feel bad that you feel the need to do drugs all the time, I’m just being honest. You’re a faggot who’s going to hell for eternity. Objective truth.

[Anonymous No.23132050]

Do the Oil change from Blue Mountain State

[Anonymous No.23132284]

>>23125637
>Putting another person's piss inside your body

Dude what the fuck

[Anonymous No.23132458]

>>23125905
rare

[Anonymous No.23132496]

Have you considered quitting?
Fuck that shit youre a faggot slave of your joblord

[Anonymous No.23132531]

>>23130873
Amen. Drugs are pathetic.

I may be unemployed but Im not a junkie. And Im proud.

[Anonymous No.23132559]

>>23132050
This, If you're not willing to stick a tube in your urethra you're not serious about the job anyway.

[Anonymous No.23132572]

>>23125502
land of the free lmao

[Anonymous No.23132699]

>>23132531
What goes in your mouth does not defile you, what comes out of your mouth defiles you.

[Anonymous No.23133872]

Just say you have covid symptoms to buy yourself a couple of more days

[Anonymous No.23133888]

>>23125502
That’s what you get for being a junkie pos

[Anonymous No.23134260]

>>23133872
Nice

[Anonymous No.23134515]

>>23125539
this it is so fucking easy

[Anonymous No.23134642]

>>23132699
“Drugs are bad”

Ooh, yeah I sure do feel defiled right now.

[Anonymous No.23134881]

>>23125502
How bout dont do drugs retard?

Maybe someone intelligent gets your job.

[Anonymous No.23134941]

>>23129634
No, its because eve and adamn listened to satan and disobeyed him.
>>23130873
>>23132531
Which is why the first miracle Jesus ever did was transform water into an alcohol aka a drug right? Get each others cocks out of your mouth sodomites are condemned by name in the bible whereas "drug users" are not.
>God created a fruit which humans used to create alcohol and this wasnt a sin
>but this other plant he created which had medicinal properties is bad
Seriously kill yourself sodomite faggots I bet youre edgy satanists larping as christians to make them look bad

[Anonymous No.23135058]

>>23134941
You sound angry. Anyways there’s a difference between occasionally enjoying a fine wine, and smoking weed several times a day like OP. Drugs make you a bum retard. 90% of all constant weed users make zero progress and watch rick and morty their entire life.

[Anonymous No.23135149]

>>23125905
>Drugs are for people that can't cope with life.
lmfao tradcuck alert

[Anonymous No.23135210]

>>23135058
I sound angry because sodomites larping as christians piss me off and you are absolutely correct in that there's a difference between enjoying a drink and being a burnout pothead, just as there's a difference between smoking a reefer in the weekends to chill out and being a drunkard asshole puking your guts out with a destroyed liver. The issue is believing God would have encouraged fermenting fruit to make alcohol and encouraged its consumption to the point jesus transformed several cases of water into wine, but would condemn people for using another plant he created. As much as I hate pottheads and alcoholics god will be more lenient with them than with nanny-state puritans who punish people and ruin their lives for consuming plants. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.23135246]

It's probably a mouth swab.

Amazon's drug test doesn't involve pee. You put this stick in your mouth and move it around filling it with saliva and that's how they test for any and all types of drugs in your system.

Good luck anon, you're probably fucked.

[FUCKING HELP No.23135249]

>>23135058
lmao nobody is smoking several times a day you fuck face, I only smoke during the evening when all of my daily tasks are completed. And I only take one (two tops) hit off my vape and I’m good for the rest of the night. cope harder because you can’t handle a little stimulation to the brain you retard

[Anonymous No.23135347]

>>23135249
Hey OP looks like a masking agent like I mentioned here
>>23128441 and this guy here
>>23129386 would be your best bet. I have personally tried the amazon product with home testing kits and it did mask it and gave it a pass, luckily I have never had to try it for a real employer mandated test.

[Anonymous No.23135541]

>>23125584
>>23125676
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>>23134881
>Drugs r bad bro I wouldn't do drugs im not a filthy degenerate like u

[Anonymous No.23136974]

>>23135210
>>23135249
>>23135541
Seethe

[Anonymous No.23138410]

>>23126998
>>23126510
>>23125753
Can't you just dilute your urine with water? Is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.23138442]

>>23138410
too much dilution can be considered a fail