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[Anonymous No.23122582]

>mfw people think they can have a sustainable income from poker

[Anonymous No.23123482]

I have a sustainable income from Solitaire

[Anonymous No.23123512]

>>23123482
are you a pro?

[Anonymous No.23123652]

>>23122582
Seriously guys. Have you played on pokerstars microstakes?

Whats the chance of them havin bots playing for them? . Every time i have aces some idiot goes all in with absolutely nothing on the flop and then hits a backdoor flush or a gutshot straight at the river.

[Anonymous No.23123950]

Is there any site to play poker with crypto?

[Anonymous No.23123991]

>>23123652
Noobs are babysitted on poker sites. This is well known.

[Anonymous No.23124108]

>>23123512
Literally just finished it.

[Anonymous No.23124136]

>>23122582
they can, it's just tough

[Anonymous No.23124191]

>>23123652
any high pair is cracked on the flop
all in pre flop is only good when you have 7 2 off suit
guaranty full house on the river

>>23124108
fake

[Anonymous No.23124222]

>>23123950
Interested in this

[Anonymous No.23124287]

>>23123652
>online microstakes

Can't think of a worse poker environment in 2020.

[Anonymous No.23124313]

>tfw those idiots that always say they have a cousing that makes a living out of betting in football.matches or tennis
>I actually knew a guy like that that had to flee the coubtryt because he owed more than 100k to loan sharks and they were going to kill him
>also the guys whose uncle used to work in a bank and now makes a.living trading forex
Fucking lol, people.are so stupid and gullible

[Anonymous No.23124539]

People do this though. The trick is you need to wait long enough to go back to casinos and also need to know when to take profits. Really, the east part is the counting cards if you're willing to go through learning it. The hard part is the patience and learning how to not draw attention to yourself.

[Anonymous No.23124638]

>>23123950
You can deposit/withdraw BTC on Ignition/Bovada. Their software is garbage. I've played for real money on at least 5 different sites and their software is easily the worst.

[Anonymous No.23124718]

>>23124539
No one does that
If you're too lucky or they think you're counting cards you get banned from the casino
And counting cards reduced the edge of the casino but they still have the edge

[Anonymous No.23124902]

>>23124191
Just finished it again and coomed all over.

[Anonymous No.23125013]

>>23124902
ok now I believe you

[Anonymous No.23125133]

>>23124902
Bravo

[Anonymous No.23125186]

>>23124539
>counting cards
Wanna know how I know you've never been inside a casino before?

[Anonymous No.23125787]

>>23122582
>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.23125824]

>>23124539
thats blackjack retard

[Anonymous No.23125897]

>>23125186
There's a tiny casino near me that still does single deck blackjack. I've thought about going in and counting, but it's full of smoke and old people.

[Anonymous No.23125944]

>>23123652
Microstakes is unplayable. You either get fucked over by a mutitabling asian who has an AI predicting your play before you even make it, or some cunt will go all in with 72 off suit and hit a full house over your AA

[Anonymous No.23125978]

>>23124539
>poker
>counting cards

[Anonymous No.23126015]

I do it, I've played poker for a living for 6 year now in vegas.

[Anonymous No.23126052]

>>23124902
Are you actually using windows 98?

[Anonymous No.23126100]

>>23122582
>muh I can beat the market daytrading
People just don’t get it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9JcFAadCVo

[Anonymous No.23126102]

>>23124108
we can obviously tell it's fake because no one is using windows 95 anymore, please check your facts

[Anonymous No.23126132]

>>23125787
>tfw your adam's apple is bigger than your chin

[Anonymous No.23126191]

>>23123991
How is this shit even possible. Isnt their code audited or something?

[Anonymous No.23126241]

>>23124539
we know you feel very smart because you've read stories online, but you have to understand those are history. all of this stopped working by the late 00s, when casinos wisened up and online became strictly about botting

[Anonymous No.23126508]

The "golden days" of poker (pre-black friday) are long gone. Now that the scamdemic has shut down all casinos leaving only online poker I would say its the nail in the coffin for anyone trying to beat low stakes. I play for fun

[Anonymous No.23126533]

>>23122582
How do I learn to play this shit game

[Anonymous No.23126637]

>>23125978
Maybe he was playing UNO on the kids table

[Anonymous No.23126766]

>>23126533
fold every hand except 7, 2 off suit, you don't need to know anything else
many made thousands maybe even millions following this simple strategy
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.23127327]

>>23122582
API3 is all anyone needs besides the make it stack of 50,000 LINK.

[Anonymous No.23128187]

poker is essentially solved. Playing online is really dumb in 2020. Live can be profitable, but its gotta be a soft game.

[Anonymous No.23129027]

>>23124718
That's what I said though friend.

>>23125186
Did you read the second point I made that it isn't the hard part?

>>23125824
>>23125978
Sorry friends, you're right. But I'm sure you can understand the similarities.

>>23126241
Being a bit rude there friend. My whole point is that the hard part is not getting thrown out by the casino.

[Anonymous No.23130271]

>>23122582
You can though, it's just that for the same effort you can make tons more doing literally anything else.

[Anonymous No.23130675]

>>23123950
earnbet

[Anonymous No.23131355]

>>23125944
I'll take the AA if you take the 72o. We can play it 10000 times, you choose the stakes.

Microstakes online sucks because it's full of mass-multitabling grinders who actually understand the game decently. Thus, not very profitable since some years.