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Wageslave hate thread. DANCE WAGIES DANCE
https://youtu.be/iN9eAI46bu0

>> No.23111996
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23111996

THIS IS MY WALMART
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE

>> No.23112115

>>23111824
>2:33
kek

>> No.23112191
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>> No.23112232

>>23111996
>>23111824

Why don't you get a job, you lazy communist bum?

>> No.23112252
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>>23111824
>2:33
>that bestial scream
is this what it's like to be a wagie?

>> No.23112299

>>23112232
Why would I do that?

>> No.23112309

>>23111824
the chubby ebony chick from the first scene with the huge rack probably fucks like a beast!

>> No.23112320

Is this what happens when your economy doesn't have manufacturing? How could people live like this? Do these workers actually feel good dancing and singing for their paymasters?

>> No.23112325

>>23111996
>Do It Yourself

>> No.23112327

>>23111824

at the @m@zon warehouse i work at they just start clapping and cheering
and doing a lil jig and I hope the warehouse burns down

>> No.23112345

>>23112320
They don't know what else they can do. They've been conditioned since birth to serve and have an emotional reaction to other people not serving, like >>23112232
for instance.

>> No.23112387

>>23111824
The guy at 3:40 was the ceo of Walmart.

>> No.23112410
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>>23112327
Do it wagie, embrace your ragie.

>> No.23112433

>>23111824
That's going into my burgerpunk faves.

>> No.23112461

>>23112433
Please share your burger punk collection with us.

>> No.23112713
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>> No.23112720

>>23112461
Wage cucking right now. Will later if thread is up.

>> No.23112747

>>23112720
I'll keep it up wagie. How long until you get off?

>> No.23112754

>>23112713
you cant be serious

>> No.23112796
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>>23112747
Like 4 goddamn hours

>> No.23112817

>>23112713
>Proper bants
Will get you fucking fired these days

>> No.23112820

>>23112796
Bro you need to achieve NEEThood bro. Join us. https://youtu.be/Jq-e8DWtzvE

>> No.23112828

damn
this made me feel a lot more thankful for my job

>> No.23112854

>>23112828
whats ur job

>> No.23112870

>>23112796
you can make it anon, just hang in there

>> No.23112899

>>23111824
Just in time for the alt-right wageslave thread. Fantastic!

>> No.23112903

>>23111996
Absolutely based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>> No.23112906

SHABOOYAH YAH YAH SHABOOYAH ROLL CALL

>> No.23113022

those are some magical bouncy negro bosoms

>> No.23113039

>>23111824
Is quitting my job, getting unemployment checks, then chugging them all on day trading based or cringe?

>> No.23113059

>>23111824
This shit was actually banned as dehumanising and degrading in Europe.

>> No.23113075

>>23113039
i dont think quitting gets you chinese virus neetbux anymore, gotta get laid off now

>> No.23113077

>>23113059
And paying 50% income tax isn't dehumanizing and degrading?

>> No.23113090

>>23113075
what about fired?

>> No.23113113

>>23113090
honestly not sure on the specifics, but the crux of it is: can't be your deliberate fault. back around march or whateer, you could quit for fear of the sniffles and still get it, but i know for a fact that is no longer the case. dont take a dump in your bosses chair, but maybe slow down quite a bit

>> No.23113125

>>23111824
This video unirnonically motivates me to make it.

>> No.23113166

>>23111824
do americans really

>> No.23113215

>>23113039
You've gotta get laid off of fired without cause do unemployment bro, look into your unemployment laws to guarantee your neetbux. Other than that, extremely based.

>>23113125
Me too. I have a playlist of wageslave shit that I watch as motivation.

>> No.23113233

>>23113215
can you please link something from your playlist, anon (or give me a phrase to search on youtube)
I need motivation

>> No.23113281

>>23113059
bin that knife m8

>> No.23113298
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>>23112232
I am an unironic ancap and I hate wagies/wageslavery.
The bottom line is that a job is simply a voluntary exchange of one's labor for money. It's no different from a exchange of a good for money, or a good for another good. It just so happens I'm miserly when it comes to my labor; I value my time more than I do getting pennies for dancing around like a clown. I am not obligated to "spend" my labor if I don't want to, and I'm going to find a way around working either it be playing the shitcoin/stock market or NEETbux.
>ha gotcha! you can't get NEETbux if you are an ancap
If the State is going to have the entire population reduced to tax cows and impose bullshit laws over me damn right I'm going to suck it dry.

>> No.23113323

>>23113233
Yeah here bro. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxVVeiEA9YGCwSqLH80UpEJakxFJEHvcp check out the channels that made each of them (like Comfy for example) some of them make a lot of good shit.

>> No.23113341

>>23113323
it's beautiful, thank you

>> No.23113361

>>23113298
Fucking this. I hate the commies and the socialists, but if these are the rules of the game then I will play the game to the best of my ability. If these morons pass laws taking money from those who work and give it to unemployed losers, you better believe I will be one of those receiving the money.

>> No.23113379

>>23113341
No problem bro. I will continue to add things that I come across, so feel free to check if any time in the future. You're gonna make it.

>> No.23113406

>>23113298
>>23113361
How much does it take to turn Trumpledytes into socialists? $1200

>> No.23113456
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>>23113406
I am not a socialist, but if we live in a retarded society of socialists then I will reap the rewards of socialism.

>> No.23113492

>>23113406
shit anyone would switch sides for 1200

>> No.23113506

>>23113077
Based>>23113090

>> No.23113511

>>23113406
Who even mentioned Trump, you obsessed faggot?
Also socialists always complain about "conservatives" calling anything involving the state giving things out for """free""" socialism, yet now you change your tune when conservatives are finally okay with the government handing things out for free. I thought it wasn't real socialism. It really goes to show how fucking nebulous your ideology is.
>>23113456
"Reward" is a too good of a term to refer to it as, more like consolatory prize but yeah.

>> No.23113574

>>23112327
Working on getting a job in an @mžn wearhōüse. I only want to work there a few months. Pray that I can keep that promise to myself.

>> No.23113598
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>>23113574
NO ANON DON'T DO IT! JUST LIE ON YOUR RESUME AND GET A GOOD JOB LIKE PIC RELATED

>> No.23113787

>>23113456
>>23113492
>>23113511
proof of >>23113406

>> No.23113924

>>23113406
Trumpanzees btfo

>> No.23114524
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>>23113787
>.t

>> No.23114753

>>23112796
Only two more hours bro, you can make it.

>> No.23115123

>>23114753
Hahaha I still got 3 to go and I checked my wallet and everythings dumping...FUCCKKKK

>> No.23115163

Time for 12 hr night shift :)

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>>23114524
>.t

>> No.23115353

>>23115123
F
Just wait until either November or January, that is when things will get better. Hang in there wagie, ygmi

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>>23114753
On break but in case I don't have time to poast later this jpeg is my current favorite. Not as soul crushing as I normally like burgerpunk, I think it's in Europe too, but in terms of composition it's comparable with Edward Hopper's Nighthawks.

>> No.23115527

>>23115472
Kek. If you don't make it, please email me at playroblox3@outlook.com

>> No.23115705

>>23115353
Im gonno kms by november fuuuck, I lost 2k in a matter of hours. How do I exit this Rat Race?

>> No.23115746

>>23111824
Wagies need to get some self respect.

>> No.23115860

>>23115705
Bro you didn't lose anything, all that shit is just numbers on a screen, it isn't real until you cash out. Don't stress about it bro, the number goes up and down. If you want out of the rat race, spend less and work less.

>>23115746
Based

>> No.23115914

>>23113039
You won't bother getting good at trading unless you quit your job.

>> No.23115952

>>23111824
So is it possible to get a job at walmart but not have to do the wageslave dance or sing along or clap WITHOUT getting fired?

>> No.23115967

>>23113511
They haven't realized yet that its more or less a tax break, just in the form of an air drop. Not even close to real communism which is what the basedboys ultimately want where my house and job is already taken care of, all I have to do is be a cog in the fucking machine and not saying anything out of line and I'm allowed to live.

>> No.23116982

>>23115952
They probably don't care that much.

>> No.23117083

>>23112410
They just interview you over the phone for a few minutes and hire on the spot you as long as you say you can lift over 50 lbs. The job must be very shitty if they hire you so quickly.

>> No.23117119

>>23117083
funny considering no woman could lift 50 pounds or any man over 50

>> No.23117190

>>23112713
Fitter, happier, more productive
Comfortable (not drinking too much)
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
A patient, better driver
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
No paranoia
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
Car wash (also on Sundays)
No longer afraid of the dark
Or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace
Slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned (but powerless)
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics

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How do people do this shit? I genuinely get disgusted from having to say good morning to co-workers.

>> No.23117233

>>23117190
Extremely based

>> No.23117381

>>23111824
Minimum Wage: The Musical

>> No.23117422

stupid goddamn fucking jew fuck

>> No.23117500
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If wage slaving is so bad why don't you just start your own business?

>> No.23117584

>>23117500
I'm considering it. I have several different strategies to achieve permanent NEEThood, starting a business is only like two of them.

>> No.23118576

>>23115472
Bro you there?