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>> No.23091943
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23091943

What chink scam will pump tomorrow morning premarket? I need to make 10x my money so i can go buy a foreign visa and escape this shithole forever


Also svt lol get fucked trannies

>> No.23091953

Praise Jesus.

>> No.23091957

You didn't try to catch the falling knife at the end of the day, right /biz/?

>> No.23091965

We are green you fucking pussy. Literally nothing can crash this market. President hospitalized? Elections? No stimulus? Second wave? Mass unemployment? Doesn't matter you piece of shit. Line go up.

>> No.23091968

R. I. P. Airliners

Imma buy a couple cheep jets and fly the damn plane myself

>> No.23091972

>>23091943
borders are closed Pedro

>> No.23091975

>>23091957
nope i bought puts

>> No.23091977

>>23091957
Sure did, and already up in after hours. Mooning premarket. Learn2Trade

>> No.23091998

>>23091972
Retarded tranny. Im escaping this jewish shithole, only subhumans think america is worth living in

>> No.23092001

>>23091957
buy every dip

>> No.23092008
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What are people doing tomorrow/this week? I got a bit of UVXY after Trump's dumb ass afternoon tweet but futures being slightly green kind of sketches me out. Even if tomorrow is green it doesn't feel like the market is stable enough to keep it that way

>> No.23092010
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>inb4 delusional trumptards that are going to try and twist his botched tweet as a win because now he is backpedaling with neetbux demands from pelosi

>> No.23092018
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23092018

Seriously convince me why I shouldn't play calendars on UVXY, like, goddamn that's a +95% to my account if it drops 2% in a few days which it ~almost~ always does. Seriously why don't I just chain like, 5 of these together and grab a cool 32 bagger?

>> No.23092021
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>>23091957
Kinda.
>Bought HYLN at the bottom
>Steady gains across the board
>Trump nukes my folio
Wallah, 10% up to -7%

>> No.23092024

>>23092010
Lmao look at this cringe lefty.

What are you even doing here?

>> No.23092051

From a computer hardware perspective, AMD's Zen 3 launch on Thursday is as big Nvidia's RTX3000 launch. This will finally seal the deal that AMD is ahead of Intel, with no "but in gaming..." caveat. Hopefully it will pump like Nvidia did.

>> No.23092055

>>23092001
>tfw if my grandparents were from Ireland originally I could just go back there

Fucking family only had to suffer through the famine for one generation extra before immigrating

>> No.23092061

>>23092024
>h-hes a lefty because he criticized my president!
get that dick out of your mouth bro

>> No.23092065

Impeach Trump. He is unfit to lead. His behavior is erratic and is clearly impacted by the anti-viral drugs he is taking.

>> No.23092071

>>23092065
woah hot take

>> No.23092072

>>23091998
dont forget to pay your exit tax and renounce your citizenship faggot

>> No.23092078

>>23092072
Lmao i wont pay a cent in taxes get fucked kike

>> No.23092086

>only losses since july
Might as well kms

>> No.23092101
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23092101

GME will be worth more than the US by the end of November.
But seriously, buy GME. It’s a free 2x.

>> No.23092109

>>23092078
you will never renounce your citizenship cuck

>> No.23092116

>>23092061
Woah there with that wrong think comrade. We don't want to upset your homosexual base now do you lmao.

Go back and circle jerk about UBI poor

>> No.23092122

>>23092101
when will they release a Q3 report do you think?

>> No.23092131

>>23092024
Embarrassing you, clearly.
Go lick the orange chimp's asshole.

>> No.23092134

>>23092010
Why do you sound like a retard? Is English your second language or are you a nigger by chance?

>> No.23092136
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23092136

rate my portfolio pls

>> No.23092146

>>23092136
write covered calls and u gucci

>> No.23092158

>>23092078
Either renounce or Uncle Sam takes his cut for the rest of your life.

>> No.23092162

>>23092134
oh man he criticized my greentext run-on, looks like i really got blown the fuck out this time

>> No.23092178
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>>23092134
>Andrew
what a fucking gay ass name lmao

>> No.23092189
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23092189

>tfw betting on election distress and civil unrest
There's no way I can lose

>> No.23092190

>>23092122
No idea don’t care
It will 2x by end of year based on new consoles alone. Nothing can stop it.

>> No.23092204

>>23092101
a lot of retail are going to be 2x at least with the next few quarterlies
Levi is up +10% afterhours

>> No.23092207
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23092207

>been shitposting here with the same fucking tripcode for at least 3 fucking years
>all this fucking political bullshit
>literal fucking r*dditors coming out of the closet on my fucking board
>some nig even tried to claim he wasn’t a nig in the last thread
>I can fucking hear the sound of him chewing watermelon and fried chicken through the way he types
>so stupendously desensitized to the world that I can’t even get off unless I’ve lost $10k or more that day and get to snort the line of adderall off the stripper’s butt crack before I rail her half to death
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
N I G G E R S
R * D D I T O R S
FUKKEN C O O M E R S
GODDAM SÖIBÖI JANNIES
>GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
> GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH NO IM GONNA FUKN COOOOMMMM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23092215

>>23092134
Hey what's up Andrew hey can you do me a favor and pick me up a gallon of chocolate milk? I'm running low and y'know how it is come winter time haha gotta bulk up right man? Gotta keep up those gainz! Good lord I'm gonna cut down to the hottest summer body you've ever seen, Andrew.

Hey, you're not gay, right?

>> No.23092234

>>23092204
But only with GME gives you memes this dank and has the possibility of going far higher than 2x.
When I say 2x, I mean 2x minimum.
You also get to coom all over blockbuster posts.

>> No.23092243

So tomorrow is going to be a wild crab right? Wild swings but ultimately not going anywhere.

>> No.23092248

Is ADT a good buy? Stock is $8 with an investment from google and solid fundamentals. Plus oversold on a few indicators.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/adt-announces-closing-450-million-201500539.html

>> No.23092258

>>23092207
scoops how experienced are you with calendars >>23092018 I could utilize your wisdom right about now

>> No.23092259

Here's a tip /smg/ that needs to be added to ops

never tell your loved ones how much money you make, I made that mistake and now I have to take care of my herion addict sister and I have to pay my parents $1000 a month because they didn't save properly for retirement

>> No.23092260
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>>23092207
Only 1 more month until its over anon.
Hang in there fren.

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23092263

>>23092207

>> No.23092269
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>>23092008
Anyone at all?? Does anyone have a plan tomorrow?? Come on guys I'm losing confidence in this general

>> No.23092275
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>>23092204
That's why I'm big on BIG.

>> No.23092277
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>>23092215
>YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN
YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN
>YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN
YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN

>YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN
YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN
>YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN
YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN
>YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN
YA GOTTA SMOKE THE WEED TO KEEP THE GLOWNIGS DOWN

>> No.23092280

>>23092259
You don't have to do any of that shit, you just allow yourself to get extorted

>> No.23092288

>>23092051
>negative divergence
good luck bro i'd sell that shit asap before close

>> No.23092295

>>23092259
This. I now lie to my family and claim I lost all my money in March (I shorted SPY) so they'll fuck off and stop asking me for money.

>> No.23092302
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23092302

Imagine having a president who doesn't want to give money to illegals but would rather give it to his own people and small businesses
Imagine having a president who's willing to significantly increase the deficit to help your own
Imagine having a president who thinks long term rather than just pumping stocks for a week

>> No.23092313

>>23092260
Nah post election will be a complete shitshow. Things wont settle down til like January.

>> No.23092314

its going to gap down tomorrow

>> No.23092316

>>23092302
imagine having a president who spouts retarded shit from his twitter without thinking then backpedals when he realizes he fucked up

>> No.23092322

>>23092280
It's family you know? I wish I lied to them like this anon >>23092295 but I can't really turn down family they are all that I have as sad as it is, I just wish I didn't have to fork over so much fucking money to them.

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>>23091957
Did you even have to ask?

>> No.23092331

>>23091957
Wouldve been wrecked if I did. They fell further after the fake pump.

90% cash here since market has become extremely shaky and obviously on stilts

>> No.23092337
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>>23092207
im so fucking tired of this political bullshit
modz need to bring the banhammer down on these /leftypol/ raiders and tranny transplants
its incredibly obvious that they're trying to derail threads
the kimnigger was bad enough but this is godawful
i just want to shitpost and have fun again

>> No.23092347

>>23091998
Absolutely, indescribably, undisputably based.

>> No.23092348
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23092348

ARE WE SAVED????

>> No.23092349

>>23092259
>never tell your loved ones how much money you make
My mum actually /madeit/ through hard work and starting her own business so I'd only ever tell her anyways. I don't even though, not because I'm worried she'll start asking for money/loans (she wouldn't, she already /madeit/), but just because I don't really talk about that stuff to begin with. My mom once asked me how much I had in savings when I had just moved out and she was actually surprised when I said about 12k; she told me she was actually going to help me pay rent for my first few months because she thought I was just another poorfag in the family. So my mom and I are cool with it, we talk about investing a lot; she knows I write options too.

Now anyone else in my family? lmao, half of my family are literally meth addicts. Fuck telling them about money, I wouldn't even tell them what city I fucking live in.

>> No.23092352

>>23092331
>>23092314
>>23092313
What's the plan, then?? Stay in cash? Just buy something solid like UPS or AAPL and don't look until January? Keep losing money?

>> No.23092355

>>23091965
Ahh the delusional perma bull who always claims stocks only go but never posts his all in portfolio on buy calls. Just like perma bears you two never seem to posts anything proving ur positions.

t. Realist

>> No.23092356

>>23092325
Damn you really did go all in on NAK

>> No.23092369
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23092369

I was for stimulus before I was against it.

>> No.23092372

>>23092348
No, Crazy Nancy won't compromise.

>> No.23092373

it going to gap down, did you read my post yet

>> No.23092376

>>23092207
I can't take it anymore
Fuck these fags and fuck this OP

>> No.23092382

>>23092314
lol no. Gap up pump.

>> No.23092386
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23092386

>>23092369
Digits and SPY will be green tomorrow

>> No.23092391

>>23092337
>im so tired of political shit (because i disagree with it but can't bother articulating any arguments in my favor)
>muh raiders, he says, while posting a google images demotivational
uh huh

>> No.23092392

>>23092348
Trump is just panicked because of how hard he fucked up.

>> No.23092393

>>23092207
that nig was me and I am not even very black, get a grip

>> No.23092398

>>23092337
as long as a fucking tweet can cause SPY to drop by 1.5% its relevant

>> No.23092400

>>23092316
Imagine not understanding what it is to call someone's bluff, and put them against the wall.
I'm pretty sure he did what he did because jpow said it would be catastrophic not too get anything. He called their bluff and took an extreme position because that's how you deal. Now he'll make concessions

>> No.23092402

>>23092352
No dingus.
Invest in whatever you want, idk.
We're talking about how obnoxious it is here in smg right now because of the elections and trannies.

>> No.23092404

>>23092207
Filtered. :(

>> No.23092407

>>23092234
that's the dream, kinda why we all got so into GME at the start of September

2x at the very least by Q3/Q4, but we're hoping for 5x or even 10x depending on how this plays out. The 10x play might take more than 6 months though with how stubborn the short sellers are, but I'll trim my position slightly before then so I literally can't come out of the play with a loss

i'll be sad if fucking bed bath beyond outperforms GME by Q4 though

>> No.23092414

>>23092207
When black people call into the suicide prevention line do you try and talk them into killing themselves?

>> No.23092415

yeahhhhh i forgot to put a stoploss on hyln and got assfucked

>> No.23092416

>>23092400
>h-he's just dealing bro, the art of the deal
you fucking triple niggers are so entrenched in god damn delusion
his "dealing" cost people hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars today
fucking stupid faggot

>> No.23092418

>>23092386
You really fucked us in the ass anon.

>> No.23092421
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23092421

are you holders ready to get gapped down

>> No.23092430

>>23092415
Well, if that anon who goes crazy about how HYLN is a unique company with unique products you might be lucky and make some money.

>> No.23092433

>>23092400
He should have made that clear in the original tweet. He looks like a flip-flopping faggot now.

>> No.23092434

>>23092400
>Imagine not understanding what it is to call someone's bluff, and put them against the wall.
>I'm pretty sure he did what he did because jpow said it would be catastrophic not too get anything. He called their bluff and took an extreme position because that's how you deal. Now he'll make concessions

Imagine not realizing Trump is a God awful negotiator and will get 100% of the blame for this.

Like the government shutdown where he caved for even less $ than he first demanded.

>> No.23092436

>>23092391
keep trolling and posting off topic, faggot

>> No.23092440
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>>23092418
Yo hollup I'll roll dubs for green spy tomorrow
BRING ME YOUR ENERGY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23092446
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23092446

Let the pump begin, I hope you retards didn't sell based on Trumps behaviour again.

>> No.23092449

Are open relationships really the fucking norm and expectation now?
Literally went on 4-5 dates over the past week, all with different girls, and they’re all aware I’m doing this and complacent with it.
This really pisses me off.

>>23092260
Thanks, fren.
I had to deal with this old ass boomer lady calling into crisisline on Friday because she couldn’t get sound on her TV for watching The Waltons. My own TV hasn’t worked in months. A fucking suicide prevention line call went on hold at least a full minute while listening to her petty shit.
Some other liberal asshat called in to cry about Grunberg dying and then masturbated via trip down memory lane to the fucking 70s when they were a true degenerate. Not a single suicidal thought. Just calling to verbally masturbate. Very, very disrespectful.

>>23092263
Sorry. Forgot I promised to stop saying the no-no word :^)
Thx for bein understandin, bbg

>>23092337
I don’t remember kimposter but it sounds awful.

>> No.23092454

>>23092436
Not off-topic at all. The president's current topics of choices are - directly - correlated with the economy and the stock market.
You're just asshurt someone is not praising the fucking retard you love so much.

>> No.23092457

>>23092421
ill gap down on her if you catch my drift

>> No.23092459

>>23092372
How can we get Nancy out of office already.
It seems everytime anything wants to get done she just filibusters everything because she won’t compromise.

>> No.23092462
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>>23092418
That first one was just a joke. Enjoy the green day anon.

>> No.23092466
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23092466

here's a chart where you will be gapped down on tomorrow

>> No.23092469
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23092469

>GME 1/15/21 15c

>> No.23092474

>>23092146
>>23092136
yeah PLTR covered calls will go pretty easily.

>> No.23092479

>>23092466
Goddamnit why do you get digits for bad news!!!???

>> No.23092482
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23092482

The man plays 4d chess and delivers and you kikes get mad because he didn't accept right away which theoretically made you lose some money that you can always recover. It's not the president's fault that you're all in in options and time is of the essence for you losers. Only a loser would buy calls and make spreads under these premiums. You guys are too fucking retarded and then cry online calling the only person looking after your interests Reddit tier names like Orange. Fuck off faggots. Fucking mouth breathers

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>>23092462
Amateur. Check these green as fuaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrk dublets. We are actually in the birthing stages of the greatest bullrun America will ever see.

>> No.23092486

People on both sides have asked for individual bills on stuff they agree on but Crazy Nancy and Kike Schumer don't want anything less than their insane poison pills and outrageous money that isn't necessary. Any additional """stimulus""" in just kicking the can down the road for us to pay for later. Joggers shouldn't have maxed all their credit cards on Jordans and Supreme and spending all their welfare on a car lease.

>> No.23092492

>>23092393
>and I am not even very black
>not very black
FUCKING CAUGHT YOUR ASS.

I. CAN. HEAR. THE. CHEWING.

>> No.23092494

>>23092482

Theyre fuckin idiots and always looking for something to blame other than themselves for their portfolio being red.

>> No.23092496

>>23092466
>I don't know what a double bottom is
kek

>> No.23092497

>>23092430
i think im doomed honestly-25% was too busy with classes to notice lol

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>>23092446
I bought more PFSI because that's how I roll nigger

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>>23092483
Futures are green anon, we don't need digits. Kek just wanted us to solve this problem ourselves.

>> No.23092503

>>23092454
Right now I'm super annoyed by your obnoxious lack of anything rational to say but keep this up and I'll definitely vote for Biden, especially if you recast my annoyance as being totally triggered dude, then I'll vote for Biden twice.

>> No.23092506

>>23092482
I wonder how many people here actually have read Trumps The Art of the Deal.
NEVER accept a deal, always MAKE the deal. If you get people to accept YOUR terms you WIN.
WIN HARDER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23092509

>>23092446
based. he is making the dems put their money where their mouth is when it comes to proving just how much they care about the people. he called them out on twitter saying if they send him a bill for a standalone stimulus for $1200 for taxpayers. they have to do it or look like shit.

>> No.23092508
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>GME 1/15/21 20c

>> No.23092511

>>23091998
Where exactly would you go? The fucking EU? Australia? Where even has gun laws close to the US? Or huge swathes of land to buy and live on? There's no alternative, this is the last hope

>> No.23092512

>>23092398
good point as long as you are talking about SPY in the process and not starting off topic political discussions dedicated to sliding the thread
>>23092454
its absolutly off topic if you're posting about the politics that are completely unrealted to any symbol.
99% of the political posts have no substance about the market

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23092516

The signs were all there.
If only we had payed attention.

>> No.23092519

>>23092479
sorry

>> No.23092522

>>23092398
It was more than just a tweet. His employee was in negotiations for a week. He pulled the guy out. He ended it. He fucked us all.

>> No.23092523

>>23092421

This absolute butter face. Killer body but the face looks like a monkey and mouse hybrid

>> No.23092524

>>23092400
>>23092482
>>23092494
>>23092506
>4D chess
>they aren't even being ironic
I will never understand some of you.
He was a fucking idiot today. Why is it so fucking hard to admit that? Why is it not possible for you to objectively look at how irrational a decision it was to blow up a hotly contested stimulus bill out of the blue and buttfuck the markets as well as his own voting base and say, "damn, what the fuck was he thinking, that was retarded?"

>> No.23092529

I'm hungry but my cat is asleep on my chest while I lay here in bed and look at lines so I can't go to the kitchen

>> No.23092530

>>23092486
this is the most sensible post in this entire thread

>> No.23092533

>>23092416
Read
>>23092482
It's like I was writing for you dipshit. Buy stocks.

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>>23092469
28.8x

>> No.23092541

>>23092516
Holy fuck softubank is based as fuck. きてしがない to hold all these anime grills

>> No.23092542

>>23092524
tell me how this post is related to the stock market and doesn't belong on /pol/

>> No.23092545

>>23092512
>it's not market related unless it's talking about a specific stock market move
fuck off you nonce

>> No.23092548

>>23092524
The after the election part was funny, because they've just been refusing to do anything until "the election." Opening schools? not till after the election. Announcing supreme court picks? "after the election" etc etc.

>> No.23092552

>>23092529
pussy whipped

>> No.23092554

>>23092529
shove meth up your ass some more faggot if it makes looking at lines interesting sure must be a great life

>> No.23092555

>>23092496
doesn't mean shit if hte stimulis isn't in the books anymore, pretty much an all in play because of the recent trump tweet

>> No.23092556

>>23092146
how do i do this effectively with PLTR

>> No.23092560

>>23092529
Your cat doesn't love you so you shouldn't be upset about bothering it.

>> No.23092561

>>23092529
I know those feels. It means you actually love your cat. I hope you bank tomorrow anon.

>> No.23092566

>>23092542
Because it's about the fucking stimulus package and the direct fucking effect it had on the markets during the day because the moron couldn't be arsed to wait until post market to grab his phone.

>> No.23092567

>>23092523
aw, I think shes cute

>> No.23092568
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23092568

>>23092524
Buy stocks
He didn't butt fuck anyone with stocks or long term prospects. He fucked gamblers and speculators. Thanks for selling me the bottom btw

>> No.23092569

>>23092545
>it's not market related unless it's talking about a specific stock market move
pretty much
take you shilling and off topic discussion back to /pol/

>> No.23092575

cant get into hololive, fuck streaming of all kind

>> No.23092579

>>23092508
>>23092536
28x

>> No.23092582

>>23092555
>I'm guessing completely and pretending it's chart analysis
kek. You people are hilarious.

>> No.23092584

>>23092449
Hey anon,
Look I just want to say that what you do is worth it. I know you prob get a lot of bullshit calls, maybe even most calls are bullshit, but there are always frens out there that really need a bit of help.
So go to bed knowing that you're doing a service.

>> No.23092585

>>23092516
soft bank using anime waifus to short the market?

fuck we stand no chance

>> No.23092587

>>23092567

You’re a nut

>> No.23092594
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23092594

>>23092421

>> No.23092595

>>23092269
Tomorrow I'm gonna buy the dip. That's the plan. Very easy and simple.

>> No.23092596

>>23091927
get ready for a massive green dildo tomorrow the biggest chad of all presidents we ever had just tweeted he will put out a 1.2k stim check by himself. lmao get fucked demrats

>> No.23092603

>>23092523
she's like a britfag 8+/10

>> No.23092604

>>23092516
>>23092541
>>23092585
I just realized how long that woman's heals are.

>> No.23092605

>>23092356
Who wouldn't?

>> No.23092606

>>23092582
>yeah bro believe me i know things
lel

>> No.23092616

>>23092569
Again, there's been plenty of political posting in these threads whenever it was in your favor.
But the second it hurts your feelings and ego it becomes offtopic, even when it is wholly irrelevant to the markets.
You're just a crybaby.

>> No.23092622

>>23092587
thats what the psyche doctors say

>> No.23092625

>>23092248
Their net income (which is tied to EPS) has been negative for the past 13/14 quarters. https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/ADT/adt/net-income

Their last quarter results had SG&A expenses about 28% of total revenue. That's ridiculously high. Add in the fact that operating expenses were approximately 96% of total revenue, you've got to wonder what's really going on with that company...

>> No.23092626

>>23092555
so its either the stimulus news or your retarded technical analysis that is determining that it'll bottom up tomorrow, you can't contradict yourself choose one dumbass

>> No.23092627

>>23092595
>>23092596
Dip is already priced in, it's rally tomorrow because of declassification of crap that hurts dems, and Trump insisting he is ready to sign a stand alone stimulus bill.

>> No.23092637

>>23092566
oh noes the president fucked all the degenerate gamblers in the markets... must be so upsetting!
Anyone holding stonks because they truly invested in a GOOD company don't need to worry. retarded degenerate Robinhood niggerjews like yourself can get fucked

>> No.23092639

>>23092596
This honest to God might actually save us. If SPY opens green tomorrow I forgive Trump for everything.

>> No.23092641

>>23092616
>>23092616
>You're just a crybaby.
and you're trolling outside of /b/ while continuing an off topic discussion
go back to whatever hole you came from and stay there, faggot

>> No.23092652

>>23092259
My friend bragged in our group chat that he made 13k from 3,000 with proof. I started asking him for trading tips since he obviously knows his shit, and he said he "lost it all." It seemed really suspicious to me. I'm sure he just realized he didn't want his friends to know he's making buku bucks. Yeah, Brian, I know you have stacks. Good for you, man.

>> No.23092655
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23092655

AMERICA IS GREAT
BECAUSE AMERICA IS GOOD

>> No.23092657

>>23092604
holy shit yea, it looks unreal

>> No.23092660
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23092660

Whatever you dumb niggers who are unwilling to admit trump fucked up today. I'll concede he might be able to pull victory from defeat if he goes hard on the neetbux but not for a minute do I believe that was intentional.

I'm going to Taco Bell, you guys want anything?

>> No.23092662

>>23092604
oh yea, japs are super into tall girls

>> No.23092664
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23092664

Why are the dems so adamantly against a simple bill without a bunch of fucking bullshit in it? Just put forth a bill with some stimulus, maybe some reduced unemployment benefits from the $600/wk, and idk some aid for small businesses. Then you can argue about the rest of the shit in another bill. Oh wait, it's all a political game from them

>> No.23092667

>>23092568
Trump fucked everyone. My bank stocks went down 3.5%. That's my long stock. Now my gambling options as you call them went down over $13,000. So I'm pissed as fuck. And him now changing his mind saying he wants stimulus has my blood boiling.

>> No.23092671
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23092671

>>23092575
...

...

...

...

...pog

>> No.23092676

trump; send me a $1200 stimulus bill and i'll sign it right now

pelosi; reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.23092678

>>23092604
Actually, hold on, there's like a whole cultural thing with being tall and being japanese. It's like, actually crazy how far they take it. You think the manlet meme in america is bad you should see these fucking nips go man. It's crazy. I used to have a greentext about it let me see if i can find it. Japs are actually insane.

They REALLY like tall girls

>> No.23092679

>>23092627
Rally tomorrow is already priced in, so was the dip today.

>> No.23092682

>>23092575
I got my sister into it in a single day. I tried to show her Gawr Gura but she is addicted to Peko and her warcrimes now.

>> No.23092684

>>23092660
It wasn't intentional obviously. Also I'll take a quesarito, beef.

>> No.23092685

>>23092671
only thing worse than holoshitters are sataniaposters

>> No.23092690

>>23092664
Why do you promote the Democrat bullshit in the bill but ignore the republican bullshit? None of these members of congress were every going to just give the American people money without lining their pockets with fat.

>> No.23092694

>>23092667
Dude, he's always wanted stimulus? What fucking planet are you living on? He just doesn't want a fucking $2.4 trillion package filled with pages and pages and pages of bullshit.

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23092697

>>23092604
>>23092678

>> No.23092701

>>23092506
>Tfw got put into an ultimatum last year
>I had the power in the situation, but didn't know how to negotiate
>They sent me their offer
>Don't know how to counter offer
>Fuck it, here goes nothing
>They accept counter offer

If I hadn't asked I would have gotten $500 less.

>> No.23092706

>>23092660
>Whatever you dumb niggers who are unwilling to admit trump fucked up today.
How did he fuck up exactly? Its the Democrats who are trying to poison pill the entire stimulus with plans to give illegals stimulus checks and stop deportations. Fuck you california for fucking over the entire nation repeatedy

>> No.23092708

>>23092679
You're so witty brah
I'm referring to things that happened after market closed after hours.

>> No.23092710

>>23092690
They're the ones writing the packages, soooo

>> No.23092719
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23092719

>>23092685
Not loving sakura miko is a sign of a sociopath. Sorry anon.

>> No.23092723

>>23092637
>a GOOD company
This includes TQQQ right?

>> No.23092729

>>23092664
They want their cities (that they ran into the ground) bailed out. They want the tax payer to fund their failures. Sound familiar?

>> No.23092731

>>23092524
How was it dumb? No one gets a stimulus until after the election, while Trump focuses on securing the Supreme Court. He needs the court for the election because the dems are going to commit fraud on a whole new level. Once he secures the office he will give us our tendies. It must be done.

>> No.23092733

>>23092690
>Why do you promote the Democrat bullshit in the bill but ignore the republican bullshit?
What republican bullshit? Dems control the house so they are the ones that throw bullshit into the senate.

This bill had cashless bail, freeing prisoners, and legalizing ballot harvesting. What does that have to do with stimulus?

>> No.23092737
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23092737

buying PRPL at the ding
seems like its suffered enough for a turn around

>> No.23092746

>>23092694
That is bullshit and you know it. They were perfect happy this morning with a 1.6 trillion bill. They just didn't want a 2.2 trillion bill. Oh but I'm sure Trump will gladly sign a bill for another aircraft carrier for 600 billion. Making it all total bullshit. Trump is totally irrational.

>> No.23092753

Not gonna lie, I'm really enjoying the high volume posting in here tonight. Normally it's pretty dead at this time.

>> No.23092757

you mean the neutral futures?

>> No.23092762

>>23092719
okay well give me the best you got and prove its good then

>> No.23092764

>>23092753
Same, feels comfy.

>> No.23092769
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23092769

So many /leftypol/ niggers today, yikes!

>> No.23092775

>>23092753
It's all politics shit flinging though which is fucking terrible.

>> No.23092776

>>23092746
Hey
It isn't the amount of money
It is the other things in the bill.
No voter ID is insanity. How can you expect anyone here to support that?
Also, buy GME.

>> No.23092777

>>23092729
I forgot about that part too. Literally all they have to do is open up the areas of the country they control and we wouldn't even need a stimulus, unemployment has been basically halved already since the peak of the shut down

>> No.23092781

>>23092737
they did start to blast off AH, and they were talking about all the extra shit theyre doing besides just mattresses on CNBC

>> No.23092787

>>23092414
>When black people call into the suicide prevention line do you try and talk them into killing themselves?
No :(
I sincerely respect the black callers more because they put up with so much more shit, don’t bring me their petty crap, and are more mentally resilient
Some gay black 18yo boy called in and had gotten kicked out by his parents:
>are you thinking about killing yourself
>nnooo :/
What a fucking tough little kid.
I hope he grows up to be the reincarnation of Little Richard.

>> No.23092798

>>23092158
Im on unemployment kek

>> No.23092799
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23092799

Ah i don't have the thing about tall nippon girls so here's just a classic screengrab of them being racist

>> No.23092805

>futures green
Based nothingburger, stimulus unneeded, Trump saved the world economy, MAGA to the end

>> No.23092812

I'm still voting Trump BTW.

>> No.23092813

>>23092584
<3
You too, anon

>> No.23092811

>>23092762
This is just a slice of heaven. There is a tremendous amount of wonderful material out there.
https://youtu.be/YqcHvgXqXXM

>> No.23092825

>>23092781
>they were talking about all the extra shit theyre doing besides just mattresses on CNBC
oh shit i didn't see have a link

>> No.23092831

>>23092787
>>23092813
I'm not suicidal, but hypothetically speaking if SPY were to fall -90% I might make a few calls.

>> No.23092840

I was busy today. I wish I could've seen the pink wojaks on /smg/ at 2:45 PM today.

>> No.23092851

>>23092269
I went all in on puts. Others are ready to btfd... no one knows

>> No.23092854

>>23092775
This is true. Not gonna argue that.

>> No.23092855

>>23092207
>Name is a political shit flinging reference
>Complains about politics
Tripfags are just the worst.

>> No.23092860

>>23092776
There were only two sticking points. State aid and unemployment. The later is easy to negotiate. Republicans wanted 300 and Dems 600. Oh my so hard. State aid is harder. And people seem to ignore that if the Feds don't aid the states then they just raise taxes on the middle class.

>> No.23092868

>>23092812
That's the same thing as saying, "I am sane."

>> No.23092873

>>23092746
Yo man do you genuinely believe everyone here is a fucking idiot or something? Dems shoved a huge amount of bullshit into the bill like banning voter ID, cashless bail, ballot harvesting, etc. Trump was right to tell them to fuck off, and if they want to play that game, then just try saying no to a 100% clean bill of sending out $1200 trumpbux.

Trump has just put the dems in a really really bad position. If she says yes, Trump wins. If she says no, Dems are going to look like pieces of shit.

>> No.23092880
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23092880

my cock exists
soley for gme

>> No.23092887

>>23092825
nah I don't, but they were saying they were going to put their patented material into seats on planes and buses and shit, and that it was a "stealth" homes and real-estate investment

>> No.23092895

>>23092449
>I don’t remember kimposter but it sounds awful
he was some spamming faggot who got pissed off when people called him gay so he decided to raid /a/ in the name of /smg/
afterwards he avatarspammed for weeks b4 the mods brought the hammer down on him

>> No.23092897

>>23092831
>SPY falls 90%
>Add 10% to your account
>Wait
>Double what you had before crash

>> No.23092902

>>23092466
like TA but not think gap down will be that brutal
we probably gonna retest bottom green line first

thats were am shorting O_O

>> No.23092908
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23092908

Does anyone here comprehend the metric fuckton of cooming that will happen soon?
Nobody can stop it.
Nobody can stop what is cooming.
That's the power of GME.
The power of coom.

>> No.23092912
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23092912

saying gamestop cant compete with amazon is like saying only one store in the whole world is supposed to exist

its goyim speak

u can beat amazon by selling fucking note cards

blockbuster didnt even try

>> No.23092914

Here was the actual bill, if anyone wands to actually read what was in it instead of taking meme twitter bullshit as fact.

https://appropriations.house.gov/sites/democrats.appropriations.house.gov/files/SUPP_SEP_01_ALL_xml.2020.9.28.1753.pdf

>> No.23092924

>>23092887
interesting
i always imagined that the MyPillow company would do good of they decided to do cushions outside of the bedroom
i think PRPL is a good investment nonetheless

>> No.23092934
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23092934

im holding TQQQ long term.

>> No.23092937

>>23092912
i want to cum on their eyes.

>> No.23092939

>>23092902
Fucking pajeet.

>> No.23092942

>>23092908
seems like reggie being on board is letting them have better allocation of nintendo switches at least, and presumably other hot nintendo stuff

>> No.23092948

>>23092912
What made sense to me, is that when it comes to consoles, there is only so much supply and gamestop is basically promised a certain amount of consoles, so it will always have business as long as it can guarantee that it will get some to sell.

>> No.23092949

>>23092914
That's not the bill, because there is no bill, they were still negotiating today. You are posting what the house passed that won't clear the senate. I already know the pol talking points of it.

>> No.23092955

>>23092914
too long didn't read lol

>> No.23092956
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23092956

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>> No.23092958

>>23092482
This. Trump not only effectively hostages the stimulus for his win but also gave everyone a dip to buy in for the glorious rally when he inevitably approves it because.

>> No.23092960
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>>23091957
I bought uvxy Nov 13 calls as some insurance. Kinda pricy ill probably let it go tomorrow idk but I guarantee the second I sell it the market will crash.

>> No.23092970

>>23092934
buying more once/if it dips

>> No.23092972
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23092972

>>23092939
pls sirs for needy many buy GPRO sirs
bless you and bless us all by gods praise

>> No.23092987

>>23092924
ya I've been looking for things outside of tech and other big name things and that segment peaked my interest

>> No.23092995

>>23092958
Another explanation is he really is not thinking clearly from all his meds and is taking a big shit on his base at a critical time when a lot of people are casting mail in ballots right now. Did mine a few days ago.

>> No.23092996

>>23092392
Shill

>> No.23093002

>>23092972
Wasn't somebody supposed to buy them out? Also post feminine benis.

>> No.23093010

>>23092737
>Suicide grip
AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23093015

>>23092996
You go read Trump's twitter today and tell me if I'm a shill. He is being irrational.

>> No.23093028
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23093028

>>23092880

>> No.23093037

>>23092855
>Name is a political shit flinging reference
>Complains about politics
>Tripfags are just the worst.
I hear you, anon. I appreciate what you have to say.
And, I want to take a moment to share some of my own thoughts and feelings with you:
>i once kiss a man. he tasted like doodoo.
>i used to b a blak man, thn I got adderall, so now i b teh cuhluh o printer paper n sht
>teh grils i date tel me tht i hav a nice lookn peepee
>i wanna suk a fat log o sht outta Andy Sixx’s thicc assss
Somtime life jus do tht to ya, mane

>> No.23093040

>>23093028
What do you think her butthole tastes like?

>> No.23093054

Can trunk resist the urge to put his foot in his mouth for one fucking day?

>> No.23093061
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>>23092942
It's more about the knowledge he brings. He ran Sales and Marketing before becoming COO. The fact that Nintendo navigated the last 16 is because of what's in Reggie's head.
This is kind of like the COO of Hasbro joining Toys R Us just in time. Look at what happened to Hasbro in 2018. The industry needs somebody doing e-commerce right for the next ten years and it might as well be GameStop.
The new app has 80k reviews on Google Play already.

>> No.23093066

>>23093002
apple and gpro have been flirting with eachother about acquisition>>23093010
for 5 years now >_<

it not gonna happen

>> No.23093075

>>23093040
chestnut

>> No.23093081
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23093081

I’m thinking of just buying a bunch of boomer stocks the next month to diversify.
More PLTR will probably fit into that category.
What else other than KO is a solid hold? JPM?

>> No.23093093

>>23093081
I've debated what the best bluechip stock to hold is and all signs point to mcdonalds.

>> No.23093099

>>23093081
PLTR is gonna fuck over so many people. Be careful.

>> No.23093107

>>23093081
based pltr chad

>> No.23093116
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23093116

Ding buys:
>BA
>AAL
>DAL
>PRPL
>SOXL
>FNGU
>DRIP
>>23092987
if you're going to start going the non-meme route you should think about some boomer style investments that no one talks about.
for example:
>HOG
>X
>CERN
>T

>> No.23093119

>remember back to march when i had 100k in cash i was gonna dump in index funds after the crash
>got scared off of how bad covid would be
>never invested it
>now missed all the gains and desperately hoping for another crash that will never come

>> No.23093123

>>23093081
disney if you like losing money

>> No.23093125

>>23093099
like do people just ignore how horrible their financials look for their valuation
not even exponential growth either to justify anything

>> No.23093126

>>23093099
Why

>> No.23093127

>>23092697
Why the fuck did she take her mask off in front of him and then put her mask back on when she left his presence?

>> No.23093134

>>23093081
see >>23093116

>> No.23093151

>>23093126
>>23093125

>> No.23093154

>>23093119
this is like the last crash get in before trump wins the election

>> No.23093156

>>23093119
could have bought $100K worth of GME a month ago for $6 when it was being discussed here the weekend Cohen started the spark

>> No.23093159
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23093159

VENHA BEBER UM POUCO NA TAVERNA AQUI É UM BELO LUGAR TALVEZ CONHEÇA PESSOAS NOVAS PARA JOGAR E PASSAR RAIVA COM VC
https://discord.club/i/tavernadogragas

>> No.23093160
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23093160

Who gives a fuck about illegal immigrants lmao like just give everyone money haha it will be spent somewhere in the economy and make my stonks go up which is the entire purpose.

>> No.23093166

>>23093154
what crash? there no crash
>>23093156
literally all i would have bought was that VOO index fund and probably QQQ. 50k of each, and that's it, keep it forever

>> No.23093173

>>23093160
They send the money back to Mexico to their families. It barely stays in our economy.

>> No.23093184

>>23093166
oh
I closed by eyes at around 2PM cst because I was at my day trade limit for the week

>> No.23093185

>>23093125
Linear growth in customers, exponential growth in customer need.

>> No.23093202

>>23093184
I always buy something at the end of the day to scalp in premarket

>> No.23093212

I wish I could Groundhog the day today. I would do so much better with a second chance. Imma cry for my bad decisions.

>> No.23093213

>>23093160
Anon....

>> No.23093223

>>23093116
HOG vs Lean Hog, which is better?

>> No.23093237

Futures still green but barely

>> No.23093239

>>23093119
Bubble will pop soon and great depression 2.0 will start soon.

>> No.23093258
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23093258

>you trumptards should stop believing everything you see on twitter and read the actual bill
Oh wait bail reform is in their proposed bill, as well as voter ID shit, and everything else they said. Get fucked.

>> No.23093261

>>23093166
what i mean is there is always another opportunity
stop being hung over missing the March crash

Fedex did a +100% from June
Tupperware did a +400% from June
Gamestop did a +50% from August
Bed Bath Beyond did a +100% from September
etc etc.

stop being a pussy and take the fucking effort to look into picks. It's corona recovery time for a bunch of retail. Even fucking Dilliard's did a +30% in 2 weeks and looks like it wants to pop even higher with any positive catalyst. It's primed even better for a squeeze than either Gamestop or Bed Bath Beyond, borrow rate almost +100% again

>> No.23093268

>>23093237
Trump will do something to spike the market tomorrow.

>> No.23093270
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23093270

based pajeets keeping zoomers and redditors away
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-10-07/india-to-bar-individuals-from-buying-riskier-type-of-bank-bond
>>23093223
kek

>> No.23093278

>>23093239
thats what i thought in march, i thought the summer was going to be very very bad. didnt realize that they were just gonna print trillions from thin air to boost the stock market while not giving a shit about the common folk

>> No.23093293

>>23093160
Illegals don’t give to fuck about this country they would gladly leave if the grass was greener on the other side.
Why give them money?

>> No.23093295

>>23093237
Easy to predict. Because they have no positive news they are going to crab and wait for earnings. Like next week with bank earnings on Tuesday. This is going to further destroy my bank options, that's how I know.

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>>23093258
>Sorry americans, but we're not giving you the stimulus you need to survive unless you agree to our partisan hack crap and it's trump's fault
The dems are finished if Trump keeps pushing forward the idea he's ready to sign a stand alone stim bill every day non stop. Media won't be able to ignore it and Biden will suffer for not stepping in an agreeing with Trump.

>> No.23093297

>>23093278
Yea but Jpow just said today that he's not starting the printer up again. He said our only hope is a stimulus, and without it there's nothing the fed can do.

>> No.23093299

>>23093119
>fear of missing out
Don't worry, chances always appear.

>> No.23093315

>>23093166
>>23093261
not to fucking mention of course, even the safe haven tech stocks that are corona-proof did a +50% from May/June. There's something fundamentally wrong with your trading strategy if you stayed cash through the entire 6 months since March

maybe go read investopedia or something

>> No.23093321

>>23093160
If you could enforce it only being spent in the US.

>> No.23093323

>>23093268
He has done enough. Ruined any positivity the market had. It will go back to focusing on covid cases in Europe or whatever down news they can find until bank earnings next week.

>> No.23093326

>>23093268
based

>> No.23093328

>>23093212
your future descendants will look back at this moment and realize how stupid you were

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>>23093237
>barely
Nasdaq and sp are both up a meaty -0.6%+

>> No.23093341

>>23092831
>if SPY were to fall -90% I might make a few calls
Yeah, I’d probably buy some call options too if that happened :^)

>> No.23093357

>>23093173
Giving money to people who just use the USA as a cash cow to build shitty houses down in Mexico while shit talking on the USA.

>> No.23093371

When will this faggot market make up its mind?

>> No.23093374

>>23093116
adding MSFT and AAPL to the ding list

>> No.23093375
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> Futures

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>>23093375

>> No.23093397
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>>23093341

>> No.23093415

>>23093328
No they won't because I'll never have enough money for a wife and kids.

>> No.23093417

>>23093323
>hurr

>> No.23093418

>>23093340
My source is saying futures are green, where are you seeing red?

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>>23093375
>>23093394
カニ!何 !?

>> No.23093431

Apparently a bunch of trannies here are trying to sell puts tomorrow

>> No.23093440

>>23093418
Aaaaah! Sorry. That's +0.6%. No minus.

>> No.23093442

>>23093431
based trannies joining premium selling gang

>> No.23093473

>>23093440
Hey I'll take anything that is the color green at this point.

>> No.23093500

>>23093440
Also! The percentages will be different on the e-mini futures vs CFDs. I watch CFDs because they're in real time on tradingview. Anyway, the reason for that is the starting point, time of day, used for calculating the percentage is different.

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>>23092855
>thinking 2 scoops is from colbert and trump
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET THE FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23093550
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>>23093515
Two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's raisin bran.

>> No.23093549

>>23093500
So what do the futures say about tomorrow?

>> No.23093567

I have determined I simply need a 52 bagger to make it. If I played roulette, I have a 1.41% chance of hitting a 52 bagger, so with options I should have the same chance if not higher (le efficient market hypothesis). What degenerate plays can I do to land the approximately 5 two-baggers in a row?

>> No.23093568

>>23093549
Bounce day. Premarket in a few hours is more important though. Futures are just low volume shitposting in pajamas.

>> No.23093571

shill me your next Chinese penny stock that will moon again

>> No.23093607

>>23093568
Ok thanks for the insight anon. Also is anyone baking?

>> No.23093654
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Anyone else go to yahoo finance for shit? They're saying it's not too late to get into WWR

>> No.23093668

I'll bake if it's a last resort but don't fucking split.

>> No.23093670

>>23093654
You mean news? I use it to see after hours data, that's about it.

>> No.23093678

>>23093607
>>23093668
put a funny maymay for the op pleez =]

>> No.23093732

>>23093550
Dis mane gets it
U shud hav a medal or somthn

>> No.23093755

>>23093515
"No."

>> No.23093760

>>23093732
>U shud hav a medal or somthn
My beard has grey in it now. :(

>> No.23093776

Can anyone bake or what’s the deal with who keeps this going?

>> No.23093777

>>23093668
Are you doing so? I can make one if you don't.

>> No.23093791

Fresh
>>23093780
>>23093780
>>23093780

>> No.23093883

>>23092579
What?

>> No.23094215

>>23093173
>>23093357
Probably a good time to shill CX.

>> No.23094291

>>23093883
The options he's been soijacking about for days returned 28 times investment.