[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 13 KB, 259x194, pepe_bitcoin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2306457 No.2306457 [Reply] [Original]

...How can I reliably grow $1000 into $30,000?

I'm not asking if it's reasonable—but if you had to, how would you do it?

>> No.2306463

BitBeans

>> No.2306476

>>2306463
unironically this, but 3 weeks ago

>> No.2306477
File: 152 KB, 1536x1536, alexandria-vera-121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2306477

Buy DGB right now while its low, grow some hands of fucking steel and never let go, wait until that shit hits 10,000 sats.

Ez money my friend.

>> No.2306478

>>2306463
first blood gonna skyrocket tonight

>> No.2306482

Honestly? ztorrent

You can probably turn 1k into 100k in a matter of months if all goes well

>>2305506

>> No.2306486
File: 195 KB, 600x954, YO ADRIAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2306486

>> No.2306495

Place 1000 into bitbean, hodl for 3 months

Can't promise 30k, but at least anywhere from 10-20k.

>> No.2306603

>>2306478

srs or troll?

>> No.2306614

>>2306463
I always audibly kek at this kind of response

Not because it's wrong but because it's true

>> No.2306622

>>2306603
srs planning on soaking in gains tomorrow

>> No.2306786

You can buy RDD

It's going to AT LEAST 6x once Redd ID comes out

Just buy RDD and hold

>> No.2306815

>>2306786
went from 100-113 sat in a short amount of time.. think it's going to continue climbing?

>> No.2306829

>>2306815

maybe, whats up with there being like 6+BTC walls at every fucking sat

>> No.2306860

>>2306463
I'm going to invest $10,000 into bitbeans tonight, thank you anon.

>> No.2306868

>>2306860
I kek'd. funny thing is this could actually work.

>> No.2306893
File: 59 KB, 640x360, IMG_2594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2306893

>>2306457

>buy $1000 pair of knee pads
>give 30,000 $1 blow jobs on the street corner

OP I have faith in you, I know this is your true calling!

>> No.2306898
File: 28 KB, 1091x557, BITB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2306898

BITB: 50x gains in 2 months

>> No.2306922

>>2306898
If this works out, I will toss you $1k

>> No.2306938

>>2306893
Workin hard for the money

>7 blowjobs an hour, for 12 hours a day. 365 days a year.

It's do-able

>> No.2306942
File: 30 KB, 202x277, 20170513_100220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
2306942

>>2306603
>>2306622
Is there really a lot of classic miscers here?

>> No.2306956

>>2306893
>biz hasn't forgotten the kneepads meme
i love you guys

>> No.2306965

>>2306938
The doctors bill to treat all of the sexual transmitted viruses that you inevitably acquire will negate all money compensation.

>> No.2306984

Buy ARK and wait

>> No.2307320

Spot the next ETH.