steal

[Anonymous No.23057947]

I got so obsessed with personal finance, saving 75% of my income, investing more and more that I started randomly stealing groceries every time I went to the shop. I paid 90% of the items but always stole something. It's a big fucking chain, kinda like the europoor equivalent of walmart. I don't feel exactly guilty but I stopped because it felt odd at some point. Not once was I afraight to get cought. Anyone else going straight up criminal for money?

PS: I'm not poor, I work a regular job and have like 60k+ in crypto.

[Anonymous No.23058875]

this show is back on the radar. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.23059065]

>60k in crypto
No you are poor and therefore your stealing is fine and should be done more often

[Anonymous No.23059100]

/biz/ summed up. Talk about stocks? Nah talk about theft from Walmart or using an old McDonald uniform to steal trays of chicken nuggets.

[Anonymous No.23059124]

>>23058875
because it's literally the best show of all time

when pic related died, all of the guys behind The Wire, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, etc. came out and said that without The Sopranos their shows never would've existed

[Anonymous No.23059134]

>>23057947
>makes fun of niggers constantly
>turns around and does this with zero shame

[Anonymous No.23059159]

>>23058875
It was never off the radar you newfaggot

[Anonymous No.23059206]

>>23059100
>using an old McDonald uniform to steal trays of chicken nuggets
How do I do this

[Anonymous No.23059219]

>>23059100
shill me a stock then mr. buffet

>>23059124
facts

>>23059134
there are no niggers in my country and I don't mind them being in your area desu

[Anonymous No.23059247]

I'm gonna watch Golden age Simpsons and then wmhave a watch through of The Sopranos again. Fuck watching new shit

[Anonymous No.23059278]

>>23059219
>there are no niggers in my country and I don't mind them being in your area desu
>is secretly a nigger doing nigger shit

[Anonymous No.23059305]

>>23059219
>>23059278
this kek
>doesn't realize he IS the nigger in his area

[Anonymous No.23059325]

>>23057947
gonna hide this try hard larp post cuz 1 its queer AF and 2 its queer AF and never happened and 3 its queer AF and op needs to make up things to feel cool for once in his sad nothing happens ever life. 4 its queer AF

[Anonymous No.23059366]

Extremely based.

[Anonymous No.23059396]

Please gib us shoplifting advice.

[Anonymous No.23059414]

>>23059219
Your mentality is nigger level, I bet you also listen to nigger hip hop

[Anonymous No.23059457]

what coins does pic related hold?

[Anonymous No.23059653]

Illegal frugal thread?
Illegal frugal thread.
>Rent a car similar to yours, and put your tires on it
>work at pizza place and write down people's credit card numbers, sell them to the highest bidder online
>Steal electricity from your neighbors
>Sign up for credit cards and loans using other people's social security numbers
>Download people's udemy courses and resell them to schmucks on youtube through your dodgy website for $997
>Go into nice neighborhoods and fire a gun into the air every few weeks or so until property value drops enough to buy in
>Sell weed to single mothers for their food stamps.

[Anonymous No.23059724]

>>23059457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im31A5yqKw8

[Anonymous No.23059930]

>>23059653
Follow couriers around and pick up all the packages

[Anonymous No.23059977]

>>23059930
lol, with the number of doorbell cameras people have these days, you're liable to get caught in less than a week

[Anonymous No.23060010]

>>23057947
Any tips for stealing from the self checkout system? What about just eating while you walk around no evidence that way

[Anonymous No.23060324]

>>23059653
had a spic friend in college who would regularly peel off and switch the price tags from meats to save a couple bucks

[Anonymous No.23060348]

>>23059653
>>take toilet paper from public bathrooms
>>fill up a bottle with liquid soap while you're there
>>find place that has saöt and pepper packs for free, never buy again
>>eat out and leave without paying
>>feign painful illness to get drugs almost for free, resell
>>offer to buy booze for teenagers, keep the money
>>exclusively fuck single moms who pay for your shit and give you food
>>volunteer as firefighter or at soup kitchen for free stuff and food

[Anonymous No.23060409]

>>23057947
What are some good illegal ways to make currency?

[Anonymous No.23060449]

>>23059653
>>Go into nice neighborhoods and fire a gun into the air every few weeks or so until property value drops enough to buy in
AUDIBLE KEK

[Anonymous No.23060484]

>>23059653

>>Sell weed to single mothers for their food stamps.

Okay this right here is something only a amoral, low IQ nigger would do. Good on you for selling to single moms, but unbelievably sickening at the same time.

[Anonymous No.23060577]

>>23059977
Yeah that’s never happened. People love to post their “GOTCHA” videos of niggers stealing their package but in the end they walked up, took their shit, and will never face consequences for it. Any police department has a special trash can for Ring doorbell camera videos of niggers stealing

[Anonymous No.23060594]

I'm so tempted to sign up for a food bank just to get some canned food items. The fact that the city I live in is expanding their food bank programs makes me very bitter.

[Anonymous No.23060633]

>>23060577
>>23059977
Also we got the same dubs so now we’re gay together.

[Anonymous No.23060905]

>>23060577
Some white woman in Florida recently got caught doing it, but she got away with it for 20 years beforehand

[Anonymous No.23060915]

>>23060905
>Some white woman in Florida recently got caught doing it, but she got away with it for 20 years beforehand
She should be killed unironically

[Anonymous No.23060957]

>>23059100
Ok who's stealing chicken nuggets?

[Anonymous No.23061767]

>>23059653
>Go into nice neighborhoods and fire a gun into the air every few weeks or so until property value drops enough to buy in
Fucking genius.

[Anonymous No.23061827]

>>23060484
All single mothers are drug addicts regardless of what you do. Weed is nothing, alcohol is worse and legal. Quit your moral fagging, this isn't Twitter.

[Anonymous No.23061903]

Place a bucket under you while you bathe, use the water to flush the toilet. Boom, finance.

[Anonymous No.23061956]

>>23061903
Or better yet, place a bucket under you while you bathe,
drink the water, then piss out the water and use it to flush the toilet. Boom, finance.

[Anonymous No.23061980]

>>23060010
>Any tips for stealing from the self checkout system?
You can have "riders" for items that have a variable weight but have been reduced to a fixed price. Like "$10 pack of meat!" things that otherwise would cost $11-12. Scan it and put it with something else underneath in the tray and it'll go just fine. Depending on the supermarket, this will work with other fixed price items.
If there's a bulk bin, put the code for cheaper items. Sunflower seeds and pine nuts look remarkably similar. Alternatively, you can switch the codes if something is much cheaper and that way it'll look OK if the code is checked by someone.
Same goes for fruit and veg. Everything is always the cheapest veg/fruit available. If you pay by unit, usually having 1 out of 4 for free is OK. So, if you buy 4 avocados, you can key in 3 and the scales won't mind.

[Anonymous No.23063090]

>>23059219
mnkd
lctx
nak

buy all three lil bich

[Anonymous No.23063341]

>>23057947
why are you such a huge cock gobler op? stealing isn't a misdemeanor until 1-5k you pussy. wtf are you scared the self-checkout machine is going to call the police on you for stealing $20 of food? you are literally just addicted to cocks.

[Anonymous No.23063408]

Trust me you're not stealing. You recognize the system is rigged against you and you found a loophole.

The grocery store I shop at is owned by a Canadian family worth 9 billion dollars. They have loss prevention, but a certain amount of shoplifting is baked into their bottom line. Do you think they give a fuck about us wage slaves when they overprice all their fucking food and get caught up in bread price fixing scandals?

Why feel guilty?

[Anonymous No.23063434]

>>23059653
>>Go into nice neighborhoods and fire a gun into the air every few weeks or so until property value drops enough to buy in
Oh I am laffin

[Anonymous No.23063450]

>>23059206
>>23060957
Anon posted a few days ago that he used to work at McDonalds and had an old uniform. He would walk into a random location and go behind the counter and grab some trays of nuggies and walk out with them. Did it multiple times, no one ever said shit. You guys clearly don't spend 16 hours a day on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.23063586]

>>23059100
>Being this new unironically

[Anonymous No.23063618]

I don't think people who do this have any sense of risk/reward and are probably shit at investing, think about it, how much are you really saving? On the high end maybe $100 a month? And the consequences for getting caught are being arrested, lawyer fees and probably losing your job. Is it really worth it?