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I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

>> No.23040643

>>23040632
I hope she cuts off your dick you sick fuck holy shit reported

>> No.23040665

>>23040632
Yikes. Gonna go ahead and report you to local law enforcement

>> No.23040680

>>23040665
>>23040643
Incels seething. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from a real man.

>> No.23040686

Absolutely based

>> No.23040700

>>23040632
Fake and gay but on the small possibility that OP is telling the truth, good on ya. If she can't cook, doesn't do anything worthwhile, doesn't add anything of value to your relationship, she oughtta sleep the fuck outside.

>> No.23040706

>>23040632
my favorite pasta

>> No.23040714

>>23040632
Wow what a piece of shit

>> No.23040718

This pasta always brings out the white knights, I can appreciate

>> No.23040728

>>23040632
You’re an absolute piece of dog shit.

>> No.23040747

>>23040632
Saw this copypasta last week. Be gone cretin.

>> No.23040763

>>23040718
Kek we are the white knights while whoever posts this is an absolute ddgenerate.

>> No.23040771

>>23040632
I love this pasta

>> No.23040772

>>23040632
Very based

>> No.23040798
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23040798

There is literally nothing wrong with this besides the fact he went overboard with straight up beating and punching instead of a few good slaps. Don't want to scratch the paint but you still need to show the uppity bitch her place.