money saving thread

[Anonymous No.23039466]

>put on old mc donalds uniform from when i worked there 2 years back
>walk into random mc donalds, go into the back, fill a box of chicken nuggets
>walk out
Been doing this for a while now without getting caught. Literally free food. Sometimes I'll grab a cup and pour a soda too. Wild how little anyone working there either cares or pays attention.

[Anonymous No.23039488]

>>23039466
>and it says here you've stolen over 100 boxes of frozen mcnuggets, how do you plead?

[Anonymous No.23039499]

>>23039488
Based, your honor. I plead based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.23039509]

>>23039466
been living in a old storage shed next to walmart for awhile now. noone knows about it, no rent, free walmart wifi, visit relatives for showers and what not. 490k in crypto.

[Anonymous No.23039516]

>>23039466
Sergey, why would you need to still do this?

[Anonymous No.23039547]

>>23039509

Tell me your secrets anon. My walmart won't let people park overnight anymore so this might be a good idea.

[Anonymous No.23039583]

I open up new credit card and checking accounts to earn a bonus. And I get cash rewards from using my credit card. Literally thousands of $$ free money.

[Anonymous No.23039660]

>>23039466
I save money on toilet paper by pooping in the shower and squishing it down the drain with my big toe.

[Anonymous No.23039758]

if you run the heat in the summer and the AC in the winter, the power company has to pay YOU

[Anonymous No.23039803]

>>23039583

ok that is kinda cringe bro. all that effort and dings on your credit score to make like $1500 pretax?

[Anonymous No.23039888]

>>23039466
>Walk down the street for free samples. >Walk down other side for more in restaurant row.
>peel unused stamps off door to door mail spam (required to have it now)
>only eat half your dinner at restaurant and save for next day ALWAYS DO THIS
>sell your old shit on ebay

[Anonymous No.23039893]

You can cash out your weight gains though fasting, no need to spend money on food when you're water fasting

[Anonymous No.23039899]

>>23039466
>don't spend money on cable
>use adblockers everywhere, spend extra time relaxing
>work remote, no gas/transportation costs
>pirate nearly everything, entertainment costs are near-zero
I'm pretty basic

[Anonymous No.23040530]

>>23039803
My FICO score is 800+
Stay poor

[Anonymous No.23040556]

>>23039466
open up a credit card with 0% interest for 12-18 months on it for a few months. Put the extra cash you save into LINK. When your 12-18 months are up you can just open up another card and balance transfer it. Repeat this until the singularity hits and you can finally pay off the balance with 1 or 2 LINK.

[Anonymous No.23040569]

>>23040556
*put all of your expenses on it for a few months

[Anonymous No.23040579]

>>23039899
Yet you have a sodomite meme saved which means everything you do is for nothing and you might as well just save yourself the trouble by killing yourself.

[Anonymous No.23040610]

>>23039466
Checked and dangerously based

[Anonymous No.23040678]

Pretend to be homeless and get into massive debt.
Put it all into crypto
1 year of suffering for a lifetime of riches

Then retire in Asia and say you made it all from working at a bank and at some space agency. They'll gobble that shit up including your cock

[Anonymous No.23040713]

>>23040678
>say you made it all from working at a bank and at some space agency
Great advice.

[Anonymous No.23040731]

>>23039466
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