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23032198 No.23032198[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

tell me how?

>> No.23032203

>>23032198
dude if you really need twat, learn how to be an asshole, workout and send this EXACT message to every chick you match with on tinder. "wanna be my baby momma ::wink tongue emoji::. You will get twat. Snapchat them for 5 minutes, confirm pic, ask them to if they want to chill rn. Theyll say yes. Dont talk when they get there, ask them if they want to chill and watch some shit. Dont talk. If you arent smooth JUST SHUT UP. Get into your bed with only your pants and a t shirt on. The second they sit down you need to break the ice by just saying straight up - i dont let people wear pants in my bed. Take you hand and grab their ass, use your other hand to hold their neck and start slowly kissing them. If you dont know how to kiss, then just hold your breath and every 10 seconds or so move your mouth to their neck and lick it a little with the tip of your tongue up and down the side of it. give it a SLIGHT nibble and then go back to it. Remove all of their clothing entirely. Learn how to remove a bra and everything with one hand. keep your clothes on still, its a sign of dominance. I really dont feel like going into extreme detail on how to get them to suck your cock. just fucking do your thing, make sure they suck your cock first or its a waste of time. bust nut in them, dont ask questions. never ask questions. just do it. when your done dont fucking talk just fucking make sure you kiss them when youre coming if you do want a return customer. GLhf

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23032206

get rich

>> No.23033085

>>23032198
just be yourself anon

>> No.23033112

>>23033085
checked

>> No.23033176

>>23032198
How

>> No.23033197

>>23033085
based

>> No.23033707

>>23032203
How to be arrested for failing to pay child support

>> No.23034085

>>23032203
by ::wink tongue emoji:: do you mean to literally type those semi colons and the words out?
or put an actual emoji?

>> No.23034100

get a neck tat and an undercut. buy all your clothes from Dover street market. don't be fat.


it's literally that easy.

>> No.23034715

>>23034085
literally yes

>> No.23034737

>>23033112
what are you checking, dumbfuck