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23019830 No.23019830 [Reply] [Original]

My country gives free money to you if you have coronavirus.

My question is how can you infect yourself with it to claim government gibs to gamble on more shitcoins?

>> No.23019847

>>23019830
go to melbourne and contract it

>> No.23019850

My mum's friend had super mild corona and 6 months later she says her sense of taste is completely fucked. Things taste off or rotten when they're fine. She never eats out any more because there's no point gambling on what her taste buds will do.

>> No.23020347

>>23019850
$1500 is worth it. I can just put it into forsage and get 100k back by next year

>> No.23020358

Pretend you're an abo

>> No.23020462

im on autismbux and get $1800 per month

i live with my parents and dont pay rent or anything

how can i invest this monthly income?

it all seems to too overwhelming to get started

>> No.23020484

>>23019830
I would just say you have flu-like symptoms (a headache, sore throat, etc), and go around clinic to clinic getting tested. Most of the tests used are really cheap and shitty and there's tons of false positives.

>> No.23020485

>>23020462
put it all in FTM enjoy being rich in a year

>> No.23020598

>>23020485
Female to male?

>> No.23020652
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>>23019830
Meanwhile in america

>> No.23020756

>>23019850
This is the most retarded folklore I've heard yet about rona

>> No.23021958

>>23020462
Save and wait for the crash. It will come.
Then go 80% in a blend of BTC, ETH, LINK and PNK. Probably 25% each. 20% cash for yourself, emergencies, and further crashes. Don't buy more every week - save up your cash. Crypto corrects about once a year and you can always get in low, so don't bother buying on the way up. Just stack cash and buy every crash.

>> No.23022153

>>23019830
Fuck you cunt, I can’t see my mum in the hospital because of jews like you.
I unironcly hope you kill yourself

>> No.23022260
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>>23019830
>it's free money
just go and get tested, the more you're tested the more likely you'll get a false positive, then you can be another scary covid positive boogeyman on the news

>> No.23023197

>>23020462
>im on autismbux and get $1800 per month
wait you actually get extra welfare for having """autism"""?

>> No.23023264

>>23019830
What state do you live in?

>> No.23023353

>>23020756
why would a boomer woman make that up?

>> No.23023364
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>>23023353
Placebo from 24/7 covid propaganda

>> No.23023373

>>23019847
essential worker here, u have the same chance of being struck by lightning so i doubt it.

>> No.23023380

>>23020756
>>23023364
It wouldn't be abnormal to lose your sense of taste after contracting a serious flu, so this seems completely within the bounds of what I'd expect.