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23015289 No.23015289 [Reply] [Original]

I want to sell my anus hairs, pretending they're from a thot, with a great marketing plan and facebook ads.

>> No.23015313

>>23015289
>be anon
>sell anus hairs for too cheap
>run out of anus hairs
>can't grow more because of anus hair damage
>Anon goes bankrupt

>> No.23015336

>>23015313
he would charge a premium, like saffron. he could also harvest the anus hairs of undocumented immigrants for a competitive price

>> No.23015356

>>23015313
>go all in decentralized anus hairs with earnings from real anus hairs
>get dumped
>financially ruined
kek

>> No.23015365

>>23015336
Genius.

Anon can even sell luxury clothing by turning his hair into a thread

>> No.23015391

>>23015356
>decentralized anus hairs
How would this work

Blockchain anus hair irl?
>Be anon again
>Handle anonymous anus hair
>get herpes and aids from unknown donors
>dies poor and aid ridden

>> No.23015412

>>23015391
this seems a biz /biz can do