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23001586 No.23001586[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

how can i fake my death and disappear fast?

>> No.23001594

>>23001586
Idk ask Florida

>> No.23001608

>>23001586
Kek what did you do Anon?

>> No.23001613

>>23001586
Cash the core out and pay your taxes, anon

>> No.23001616

Y fake??

>> No.23001639

ENGLISH ISN´T MY FIRST LANGUAGE

>> No.23001653

That's quite literally impossible nowadays, I don't know what you've done OP but you're fucked.

>> No.23001674
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23001674

You can't, Jerry. We know all about the kids. Plus the horses.
You're plainly, royally fucked.
But at least you got to keep your stinkies.

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23001684

Tell us what happened

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23001694

its fucking over...

>> No.23001698

>>23001586
Greentext or gtfo faggot.

>> No.23001699

Wtf happened op?

>> No.23001706

>>23001694
anon....

>> No.23001713

>>23001694
What did you do, anon?

>> No.23001715

FBI OPEN UP!

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23001716

>>23001694
Oh fuck

>> No.23001724

>>23001586
Give yourself a small punture wound, splatter some blood on the wall.
Leave your wallet and shit behind and just vanish anon.