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I am working from home and I did 1 hour of work today

>> No.22987688

I took a shit and shitposted all day
I get 1700 € a month for that and apartment paid

>> No.22987770

>>22987659
what do you do

>> No.22987779

>>22987770
Software engineer

>>22987688
Based

>> No.22988505

>>22987659
Hello Alan, your boss here, we need to talk

>> No.22989016

>>22987659
Yeah I definitely did not say I'm working today

>> No.22989828

Im also working from home, should i jerk it?

>> No.22989903

>>22987659
kek at the wagie here, I'm a software engineer too and I did 0 work today, just act as if you're stuck on something for a few days, say it takes you 3 days to do something and do it in an hour etc... desu sometimes I get how to solve something while taking a shit so it counts as work too

>> No.22989922

>>22989903
God I love this timeline kek

>> No.22989964

I decided to not show up at all today. No one has said a thing yet.

>> No.22989989

You're not special, at all. Been doing this for around a year and would never think of bragging about it on 4chan, fucking loser

Faggots bragging about working, like a good slave.

>> No.22990007

I love it especially when my boss goes on holidays. I don't even bother to open the workstation

>> No.22990029
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22990029

I did absolutely nothing today