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LMAO WAGIES WON'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO USE THE TOILET FOR LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES

>> No.22979495

Thats why you just go in your pants to save time.

>> No.22979505

our dystopian society is so boring.
I want to end myself :(

>> No.22979514

>>22979487
isn't cheaper to just force them to wear diapers

>> No.22979515

>>22979487

People will be smearing shit all over the toilet bowl and then call it quits. lol

>> No.22979516

>>22979487
Imagine being so retarded as to not just face the other way

>> No.22979520

>not squatting over the toilet anyway
its more sanitary

>> No.22979532

>>22979516
Sir, you are a goddamn genius

>> No.22979549

>>22979487
i would break it off the wall.

>> No.22979815
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>>22979516
>Probably more comfortable than a normal toilet seat when backwards
>Longer shit breaks
Genius

>> No.22979842

>>22979487
Smells like a ADA lawsuit waiting to happen.

>> No.22979867

Who gave you permission to view this article, wagie? GET BACK TO WORK!

>> No.22979876
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22979876

TRUMP HAS COVID HAHAHA

>> No.22979899

>>22979487
We should sell wedges that go under the seat and flatten it out

>> No.22979936

>>22979876
little late on that one pal

>> No.22980013

>>22979532
Go back to plebbit

>> No.22980019
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>>22979487
TOP KEK

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>>22979487
I use the toilet like pic related. So these cuck tricks won't work on me. I also make sure that I scratch the shit out of the seat when I squat on it.

>> No.22980047

>>22979487
>people sit on the toilet for more than 5 minutes

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>>22979516
That's what I do anyway. Then you have a little table for your tendies.

>> No.22981124

>>22980019
Kek someone needs to shop this with a wojak on the wheel and comfy neet pepe saying 'faster wagie, faster!'