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22973823 No.22973823 [Reply] [Original]

Can you maths it /biz/

>> No.22973846

Yes, by exploiting your guests and being no better than a one legged gypsy bowing on the street

>> No.22973858

Unironically
Congratulations, fren.
I’m on the same boat. I’m going to ask people instead of giving us gifts to pool our honeymoon trip.

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>>22973823
When you have made it, you will be paying your guests to attend your wedding, showering them in gifts for being an instrumental part of your life

>> No.22973887

>>22973823
Yes by not having a wedding

>> No.22974428

>>22973823
whoa now, comrade, you're making a lot these posts today

>> No.22974580

>>22973823
I'm getting married next may. My sister said she received 7k in straight cash gifts along with most of her registry being fuffiled.
My fiance and I plan on spending around 6k total with our parents contributing 14k. Overall we might make it out with $100-200 profit. You CAN profit if you invite a fuck ton of people who won't come but might give money or if your parents give you a fuck ton for the wedding. Otherwise, don't count on it.