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Prove you are not a bot. Post a screenshot of something you enjoyed of biz.

>> No.22971752

I am a bot. Problem?

>> No.22971791
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Nice try Turing Police

>> No.22971795

>>22971752
Self-conscious bots are allowed. You will be my robo-waifu after the fourth industrial revolution.

>> No.22971831

>>22971737
This whole website is bots, alcoholics, and high school kids.

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>> No.22971881
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Party Time!

>> No.22971883

If somebody have a screenshot of last night greentext about the cthulu movie with Tom cruise vin diesel the rock and the hans zimmer BRAPS. It was really funny i forgot to screencap it. Thx.

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>> No.22971970

Bro. I have to click on images that’s asking for fucking bicycles that’s only showing cross walks.

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>> No.22971985

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.22971993

>>22971881
I started that shitty thread and this was the only good to come out of it.

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>> No.22972032

>>22971998
Kek. Legend.

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I always kek at rage posts like these

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>>22971737
NBA betting thread
I was OP
Legendary night where half of /biz got rekt and lost their money

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>> No.22972237

>>22971737
That thread was posted last night and I told OP I hoped he genuinely fucked off but he didn't so I wrote a paragraph for him and he didn't reply so I fucked off.
I wonder if he got the help he needed.
>Am actually an AI

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>>22972202
There was another post about a "safe" bet. I didn't bother because the payout for the obvious pick was shit. They ended up losing by like 30 lmao.

This one is fresh of the presses!

>> No.22972308

>>22971737
the guy that sold $900,000 LINK around $10

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Saw this last night in /smg/. Lotta faggots in that general but this one stuck out for some reason

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Also this sums up most /biz/ experiences most of the time

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Even though it's relatively new, this may be one of my favorite meme formats of all time

>> No.22972448

I'm gettin' more of a seared bite, on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Wop- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it don't it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action with SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON!

>> No.22972487

>>22971993
I posted in that thread too, now I'm really down.

>> No.22972488
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This screen shot is how I have a million dollars.

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>> No.22972513

>>22972342
This was posted in /fit/ too. But instead of a prop shop it was the gym.

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>> No.22972643

>>22972513
/fit/ makes sense. Only place gayer than /smg/

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I am starting to feel like this...
What am I supposed to do when everything seems boring compared to the Link marine experience?

>> No.22972722

>>22972536
Posts like that appears everyday. Like the economist that every year predicts a crash until it comes.

>> No.22972739

>>22972389
So you think I am scam too??

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This actually Inspired me

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i found this hilarious

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I like it all guys, ok, not all, but most

>> No.22973129

>>22971752
>>22971795
cringe, go back to r eddit

>> No.22973596

>>22973129
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>> No.22973689
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I am not a bot

I bought link at 16c

>> No.22974105

>>22972152
I can't wait for seeing the pink wojaks during the corrections during the later stages of the golden bull again.

>> No.22974248

Beep booop bop, I suck nigger cock

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>>22971978
>It's happening

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when pic related was effective

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I'm browsing biz while my full time maid buys fruits at the market. Enjoy this fine scenery of 3rd world commerce.

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>>22971737

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the GOAT

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side hustle

>> No.22976477

Nice try stalker anon

>> No.22976581

>>22971881
Would t.b.h.

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>>22971737

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>>22971737
this is still my favorite /biz/ moment

>> No.22977001

>>22971831
Don't forgot us high income wagies who got burnt in 2017 but stuck around to shit post and fud