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For someone who is NEVER SELLING, where is the best place to put my linkies before staking so I can earn passive gains while I wait for future developments? Must be fully audited and no impermanent loss.

>> No.22947128

prob lending it out on aave

>> No.22947153

sell and get a savings account

>> No.22947165
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>>22947111
He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>> No.22947237

>>22947111

I've been trying to figure this out as well. I think probably crypto.com is the highest return within your conditions. yaLINK vault is low return right now but will probably go up but I'm not sure if its audited. The rest of the options are probably rugs that I'm aware of. I made this thread awhile back and got no answers. Lol Its fucking cake being an ETH or BTC dolphin or whale though tons of opportunities that have high returns.

>> No.22947297

>>22947237
The only other option I could think of was Bancor V2 liquidity pools, but I have no idea when that'll actually be ready or whether it'll be able to deliver on its promises

>>22947128
Already got some on Aave, but the returns are infinitesimal

>> No.22947854

>>22947297

I haven't looked into those won't they have IL though? FFS I'd be happy with like 20% APR at this point as long as I get exposure to LINK still with no IL and rug potential. I could take a loan for like 25% of my holdings and use the stablecoins yield farm CURVE or something but I'd probably get killed with a scam wick and liq'ed on AAVE and then rope myself. Sure it was a Black Swan but TONS of people got fucking rekted in March on AAVE

>> No.22947857

>>22947297
>Bancor v2
Not available to Americans

>> No.22948009

>>22947857

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I mean VPN? How risky is that?

>> No.22948016

>>22947854
Bancor is trying to develop an AMM with mitigated IL and single-asset exposure, but it's a rocky ride to that goal atm.
20% APR would be fantastic as far as I'm concerned

>>22947857
>being American
Even if you are, just use a vpn lel

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22948081

>>22947111
xeth.finance
If you can stand anime pedoshit read through the garbage in this thread : >>22932083
I bought and I'm waiting for the rebase
its mooning rn

>> No.22948089

>>22948009
>>22948016
>Hey goy, where did you get those shekels?

>> No.22948149

>>22948089
Pretty sure unless you're earning megabux, tax people won't give a shit about what pool you used if you're declaring the gains anyway

>> No.22948172

>>22948081
>anime pedoshit
The absolute state. Get the fuck out of here, outsiders are not welcome

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>>22948089

As long as I'm paying how much I owe will they really care?

>> No.22948597

>>22947111
>>22947237
I've been using crypto.com for a while and it works well.
Celsius network is another option.
Also nexo but there's fud drama with that.
dyor but those are the 3 best options I've found.

>> No.22948709

>>22948597

What are the best returns you can get from those 3?

>> No.22948866

>>22948709
crypto 5%
celsius 4%
nexo 5%
Last time I checked.
But it's not that simple, you gotta hold some of their tokens to get the best rates, plus their rates change so you gotta dyor.

>> No.22949050

>>22948709
>>22948866
I still hold like ~2k LINK on Nexo despite the Simeon drama and get a steady 4% without holding the Nexo token, so it's not that bad. Mostly I use it as a credit line but 4% free money's not bad. Assuming they don't go under!

>> No.22949519

>>22948866

Thanks I'll look into that. I watched Rory speak with the guy at Crypto.com the other it was legit. I think they are rug proof more or less at this point. Was 5% the best returns even when holding the necessary amount of tokens or can it go higher? 5% is pretty weak as far as crypto goes but I guess its IL free. Its also not in a smart contract which I consider safer than a CEX. You just can't fucking win right now

>> No.22949572

Its fucking lame because I could put 300K stable coins in CURVE or just a basic Uniswap pool and get like 12-15% and that is with smart contract insurance. Easily pull nearly 40K yearly with no IL but I guess no exposure to actual assets at the same time.