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Its okay Bobo Edition

Pow right in miko kisser edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>GME case "Short is long" Papers
https://www.sec.gov/comments/s7-08-08/s70808-318.pdf
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf

>>22934441

>> No.22935599

FUCK ANIME

FUCK NIGGERS

TRUMP 2020

>> No.22935608
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22935608

Anime

>> No.22935613

POST UR HOTTEST SLUTS

>> No.22935620

GME

>> No.22935621

>>22935595
wkhs deal cancelled sell now

>> No.22935624
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PLTR cometh

>> No.22935629

>>22935608
How much GME do I need to own to fuck Ritsu and cum on her big sexy forehead?

>> No.22935634
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22935634

OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
FUCK YOU SSSS FAGGOT AAAAAA

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22935636

When is SBE going to dump?

>> No.22935640

>>22935621
SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS

>> No.22935642

BUY SBE

>> No.22935643
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>$25.14 is my break-even for horse

>> No.22935647
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22935647

CRSR chads [email protected]

>> No.22935652
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22935652

Blue horseshoe LOVES United States Steel.

>> No.22935653

>>22935599
based

>> No.22935662

>>22935636
last Thursday

>> No.22935667
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22935667

what the fuck

>> No.22935669

>>22935621
someone confirm this

>> No.22935671

HURRY UP IS WORKHORSE DEAL OVER NOR NOT?

>> No.22935676

So Biden said, he wants to get a bunch of countries together, and give Brazil 20 billion dollars (i'm speculating 18-19.5 billion will come from the treasury) so they stop cutting their rainforest, and when Bolsonaro gives him the finger, there will be economic consequences... Does this mean we should be looking for an EWZ put play if he gets in? I mean this seems like a really good way to make a pile of money off them since it would seem they're fucked bigly if they do fucked if they don't under a Harris administration, or is this just a dog whistle that his son has been banging brazillian prostitutes since Joe won the nomination?

>> No.22935679

LEAPS on WKHS with a break-even price of $40+. I can afford to buy half a dozen calls or so.
Should I go for it what do you think?

>> No.22935680

GMEbros we are at levels not seen since 9:50 am this morning OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22935681
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My favorite thing about stonks is the part where they goes up

>> No.22935684

>>22935636
Why would it?

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22935685

>bought CRSR at 15 now at 21
It's that fucking easy

>> No.22935690

>>22935676
Why do you care about what biden says?

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When do I dump my CRSR to get back in on a juicy re-entry bros?

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>>22935613

>> No.22935696

WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU RESPOND TO ME HURRY UP ABOUT WORKHORSE HURRY THE FUCK UP IM LOSING MONEY EVERY SECOND YOU RETARDS

>> No.22935699

>>22935667
LMFAOOOOOOOO

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22935715

ATTENTION SHARE HOLDERS AND TRADERS OF

-NORDSTROM
-NOKIA
-GAME STOP

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT CALL FOR YOU. LET ME PUT IT ON SPEAKER.

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>>22935613
I bid for 45 PLTR shares $30

>> No.22935721
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22935721

You're not all in NNDM right now. Lemme guess, you hate money

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22935723

Worthless neet here. Made my first $100 on the stock market. It's the first $100 I've ever made in my life.

I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT BROS

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>>22935715

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>> 22935170 #

It took me a few times being burned to realize I am possibly not smart and possibly actually retarded, but since that realization it has been much easier to stay disciplined and I have much better returns so far.

>> No.22935734

Bets on the opening for PLTR?

>> No.22935736

>>22935691
dump now, buy back in before end of day.

>> No.22935738

>>22935696
I didn't see anything about the contract, just some articles from yesterday saying all the expectations for Workhorse are priced in. I took my profits (again) and I might buy back in if it goes low enough.

>> No.22935740

Is NKLA a buy? Will it recover?

>> No.22935747

>>22935734
My bet is that it will happen sometime today.

>> No.22935751
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>>22935715

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>>22935613
I don't have a lot of tame stuff

>> No.22935753

>>22935734
3

>> No.22935755

>>22935740
Nigga do you live under a rock?

>> No.22935758

>>22935738
No articles said it was priced in you lying nigger

>> No.22935762

>>22935621
YES BUYING MORE PUTS NOW

>> No.22935768
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22935768

GME saving me from my stupid DKNG put from earlier.

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>>22935676
Are you looking to short them if he gets in?

>> No.22935772

Make sure you lock in your PLTR bid so you don't overpay

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22935776

APOLOGZIE

>> No.22935777

>>22935640
>>22935669
>>22935696
He's bullshitting you double niggers stop panic selling.
USPS needs electric trucks. Buy the dip.

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>>22935613

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U bros
fuck.

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>>22935629
Ritsu is for Mio only

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>>22935613

>> No.22935787

>>22935758
He means the retarded articles by shit like fxstreet or investorplace who just churn out headlines for the sake of it.

>> No.22935788

>>22935772
what's a good PLTR bid?

>> No.22935791

>>22935690
There's a high probability that he wins the election, democrats keep the house, and you get a 50-50 split in the senate with at least one of those republican senators being a democrat in a red sweater. Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer already said they're going to abolish the filibuster, so they don't even need the turncoat republican since they'll have the VP to break ties. What he's saying could very well become reality, so its about planning for a situation that could happen so you're ready to capitalize on it.

>> No.22935793

>>22935715
tell em frog

>> No.22935799

>>22935755
>Milton out
price dumps
>NKLA confirms Milton out
price pumps
lel

>> No.22935803
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>>22935647
We're gonna make it

>> No.22935808

>>22935788
The question of the day

>> No.22935814

>>22935640
>>22935671
>>22935696
Why are you so fucking gullible >>22935734
why is anyone hype about this
This company had been around for 17 years and has no notable profit
Itll get a spike when it releases then it'll drop hard
Don't hold on this

>> No.22935824

>>22935791
>There's a high probability that he wins the election
Baggie...are you even american?
>>22935788
Like I said, lock in the price. I'm locked in at $10

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>>22935613

>> No.22935836

>>22935814
It's a government front, and going public is just an excuse to launder huge $$$$ to it.

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>>22935726
>>22935751
jokes on you there's no answer button

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22935849

jfc does AAPL ever go down

>> No.22935852

>>22935676
Biden wants to go to war with Brazil so that he can flood our country with 14-25 year old male Brazilian “refugees”. It will be like the Somalian invasion but on steroids, literally on steroids. It won’t be fun.

>> No.22935860

why is nkla mooning

>> No.22935865

asana or palantir quick where do i put my shekels

>> No.22935867

>>22935835
>even while praying, I must stuck my ass out in presentation to anyone who might be watching
That's a pretty high level slut

>> No.22935874

Please stop posting all these men.

I'm trying to make stonk gains. Not gains in my pants.

Thanks.

>> No.22935878

OH SHIT OH SHIT BROS BROS BROS I JUST GOT MY PLTR SHARES DELIVERED AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22935880

>>22935835
MODS

>> No.22935881
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can a meme liner tell me if we're out of the correction yet? has the market passed all the meme lines, trend line 50 dma ect

>> No.22935883

>>22935836
Yeah which is why I wouldn't hold it

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>>22935680

>> No.22935890

>>22935849
Dude it was 105 last week. Why didn’t you buy then?

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>>22935613
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22935895

wtf its 11 why arent palantir and asana trading

>> No.22935902

LETS FUCKING GO GME

>> No.22935903

Does anyone sometimes not sleep well and then get to work unable to give a shit or focus and just stare at ur phone all day? Ive been spamming meme shit everywhere since i got to work probably wont do anything today

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>>22935874
Men?

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do it GME

>> No.22935908

>>22935880
That pic is older than the chans times 2 and so are the girls, stupid

>> No.22935911

>>22935852
Okay I never looked at it that way.

>> No.22935918

>>22935867
With visible panty line, no less. Yep, the thot levels are off the charts.

>> No.22935924

>>22935685
I bought 10 at 14.7 and another 10 at 18.15. Feels nice to have a win this month.

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>>22935785
cringe yuricuck

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>>22935721
It's still going up. Anons, are you listening?

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>>22935595
Why did I sell regi yesterday. These cunts are really convinced Biden will win

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YEAAAAAA short ES_f @ 3380 wooooooooo

>> No.22935942

>>22935878
bullshit

>> No.22935952

>>22935903
Yup

>> No.22935955

>>22935770
>>22935852
Yeah, I mean in the event we put economic sanctions on the Brazilians, and then try to keep oil away from them. China would step in, they'd probably find a shit ton of oil reserves under that rain forest, and we'd get a vietnam 2.0, except no amazon girls would come to america. Just men who speak portugese and cause problems with mexicans.

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WHERE'S MY PALANTIR
IT HASN'T STARTED YET AND IT'S 11

>> No.22935984

>>22935959
Because 11 was a bullshit number some retard around here started throwing around.

>> No.22935985

>>22935903
Exercise more
Drink less caffeine

>> No.22935987

>>22935939
Someone's got a snapchat premium im sure. Gross

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>>22935955
YEAAAAAAA CHOP DOWN AMAZON WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22935995

I just put a buy order for 400 eur of palantir at 2$/share

Pure gambling, this unethical company is shit

>> No.22936000

>>22935939
That's so clearly shopped.

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>>22935874
>Please stop posting all these men.
Ok here's a lady, this will stop your gay boner

>> No.22936009

>>22935995
lmfao $2 a share. you aint getting filled.

>> No.22936012

>>22935989
is that dark green jokewood with black stroke i can't read that shit

>> No.22936018

>>22935835
I love Catholic girls. I love fucking them in the ass and leaving they assholes gaping hopefully bleeding and dripping cum

>> No.22936021

>>22935995
Why waste the energy of the keystrokes?

>> No.22936028

>>22935936
>Headquartered in Ness Ziona, Israel

Yeah, typical tricks there Merch-- Schlomo!

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>>22935989
For fucks sake

>> No.22936037

give it to me straight mr crabs is it happening again

>> No.22936044

>>22935936
who the fuck would buy a graph that looks like that. why didn't you shill it yesterday

>> No.22936054

>>22936009
>>22936021
Pure gambling. It's not an impossible event, and it's free to leave the order there.

>> No.22936058

Just a heads up on Palantir: CNBC says there will be a limited number of shares on sale. that its not putting "all its available shares up, just allowing a limited number to be traded on NYSE". whatever that means.
Also Palantir's CEO due up in the next few minutes on CNBC.

>> No.22936060

we are officially out of the bear market, huh?

>> No.22936061

>>22936044
I don't know but it's now at 2.90+ and I started shilling it at 2.70

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>>22936000
Add her. She has a mini clip of her bouncing her ass on a chair

>> No.22936071
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22936071

President Trump is going to make everyone rich.

>> No.22936072

>>22936054
Not impossible but exceedingly unlikely

>> No.22936074

I got $237.68 cash to gamble
shill me a stock with huge short term upside

>> No.22936076

>>22935995
Why dont you stop being a worthless europoor and actually get your order filled with GME.

>> No.22936079

>>22936044
>why didn't you shill it yesterday
anons here never shill until it's already up minimum of 30%

>> No.22936081

>>22936064
yuck!

>> No.22936084

TSLA violently trying to moon

>> No.22936085

>>22935955
I think you're delusional with that sort of play but if you want to do that go ahead. My advice is don't make up shit with your imagination to assume what the future will bring.

>> No.22936087

>>22935989
Did they live?

>> No.22936088
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AaaaaaaaAAAAAAARRRRRGGHGHGHGHGHHH

>> No.22936094

>>22936058
That's old news nigger

>> No.22936095

>>22936058
oo ill tune in palantir ceo is actually based

>> No.22936102

>>22936058
25% is up for sale, which is about $4-6 billion worth of shares

>> No.22936106
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Don't trade me or my son again

>> No.22936110

>>22936074
Unironically PLTR. It will likely pump 3x or so this week, then correct hard next week, and after that a slow rise over the next few years. So buy PLTR when it goes public in one or two hours, then sell on friday

>> No.22936120

>>22936072
Yes, but it doesn't cost me anything to leave it there. And it's probably less unlikely than we think, since we humans are terrible at judging the probability of extreme events.

>> No.22936121

>>22936079
I shill when I see something making big momentum moves on good volume. Maybe one day I'll be able to predict it in advance but not today. My strategy is to buy on a quick pullback and let the momentum carry me to a 5-10% profit. Set a stop 5% down and it works more often than it doesn't

>> No.22936123

>>22936064
>>22935939
I rarely see big girls like that with decent ass.

>> No.22936125

>>22936054
I mean Trump might show up at your door and offer you the VP position tomorrow but probably not worth setting you alarm to make sure you wake up early.

>> No.22936127

put in my PLTR order at $8.10

chances of me getting some?

>> No.22936128

>>22936060
I believe we're now right about where we double topped after the initial fall from the beginning of September, so my tiny newfag brain tells me if we dip down from here again bear market continues, if we go up from here then it officially was just a correction and bobo has to suck all of our dicks

>> No.22936130

>>22936120
>blah blah blah I'm poor

>> No.22936135

>>22935903
yeah i usually hide from everyone by closing the office door then take like a 2 hour lunch when that happens and watch some episodes on netflix then just keep taking breaks to go get a donut or coffee or some excuse to leave then i just go home early to beat the rush

>> No.22936142

Explain to me why you haven't bought NAIL.

>> No.22936143

PLTR on the board at 10.25

>> No.22936150

>>22936110
pretty much. This will be a daytrade, and very lucrative.

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>> No.22936152

>>22936058
It means small float to start. High volatilitu.

>> No.22936156

>>22935984
it was supposed to start at 9:30am like the rest of the market

>> No.22936157

>>22936127
Why? Just place your bid high so that no matter what price it opens at, you'll get some. Obviously this limits how much you can get the higher you go, but hey

>> No.22936159

>>22936110
Just like Snowflake, right?
Retard.

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everyone expecting palantir to pump then dump is the reason that it'll pump and NEVER dump.

>> No.22936177

>>22936058
sounds very jewish im taking my wagebucks to asana instead then

>> No.22936179

>>22936159
>betting against trump and AI
>after last night

>> No.22936180

>>22936088
buy xom now? its 2002 levels

>> No.22936185

>>22936156
That would be a first for an IPO....

>> No.22936197

>>22935903
Happens to me a lot, especially if I drink. I'm able to overcome it when there's an important deadline or something though.

>> No.22936201

>>22936125
One is a 70% fluctuation in an IPO the other one is actually impossible because I'm not american.

>> No.22936205

>>22936156
No it didn't. IPO's can list at any point during the day.

>> No.22936213

GME is too expensive now. Missed out waiting for the price to go down last few days RIP

>> No.22936215

>>22936159
You're gonna be so mad when it does an exact snowflake

>> No.22936226

>>22936180
>buy xom now? its 2002 levels
Tempting, but unironically could go lower.

>> No.22936229

>>22936180
RDSb is a better buy if you want more upside.

>> No.22936233

>>22936213
Youre a fucking pussy, I can tell. A stinky one too.

>> No.22936235

>>22936085
That’s right, keep you the future where Drumph hangs all the Niggers! He didn’t do it until he first four years but surely he’ll do it on the next four, you better vote Biden!

>> No.22936236

What’s a good chart site to practice TA? I’m looking at koyfin right now.

>> No.22936245

What price are we lookin at for GME on console launch date?

>> No.22936251
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22936251

>>22936130
>if you don't buy the stock you are poor
You buy assets you think are cheap and valuable in the long run. Or you have an explicit strategy.
That mentality is absolutely acephalous.

>> No.22936255
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22936255

>Hello?
>$GME you said?
>Pump it?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22936260

what is this SSSS shit you niggers been shilling?

>> No.22936263

>>22936251
>You buy assets you think are cheap and valuable in the long run
No, you buy assets you believe are undervalued

>> No.22936264

ITS 11:15AM PLTR WHEN

>> No.22936268

Just got in NNDM at 2.84 and out at 2.91 easy money. Later gators

>> No.22936274

Will my order for PLTR @ $5.00 fill bros

>> No.22936275

>>22936215
Snowflake just pumped from the preIPO valuation, it didn't pumo the whole week like you mentioned, idiot.

>> No.22936281

>>22936245
$15-$20 is a super conservative estimate. In the past for console launches it’s gone above $50.

>> No.22936283

>>22936213
Sell puts faggot

>> No.22936295

>>22936263
What the fuck do you think cheap means, you jelly faced clown?

>> No.22936300

Is trump gonna lose? Im scared frens

>> No.22936302

>>22936260
Shit shit shit shit

>> No.22936304

>>22936274
Nope.

>> No.22936306

>>22936295
To you apparently it means $2 a share LOL

>> No.22936314

>>22936236
Tradingview. Open full feature chart. Click on replay button, select starting point, press play. It will reveal one new candle every second.

>> No.22936317
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22936317

APOLOGIZE

>> No.22936318
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22936318

>>22935613

>> No.22936319

>>22936260
You'll see soon.

>> No.22936329

>>22935867
It's from a lewd video. Not porn

>> No.22936332

>>22936306
I'm thinking on market cap, not the unit price, obviously. Oh my fucking god, what a fucking idiot.

>> No.22936337

>>22936260
30% exposure to PLTR, locked in at ~$10 IPO currently

>> No.22936343
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22936343

>>22936245
12th of November is when the consoles release. You got about a hard week of pump and then you dump the fuck out.

$40 is if you want to be safe. If unless you want to wait for it to reach $50 that's all up to you. But you only have 1 week to decide.

>> No.22936345

So what's with PLTR? Is everyone just hyped because it's brand new on the public market?

>> No.22936348

>>22936318
>unironically want the pizza more than the pussy

Middle age is weird. I'm not even a fat fuck.

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22936350

>>22936318

>large woman
>shit pizza
>hardwood floor is beyond fucked
>pic related, muh dick

>> No.22936351

>>22936345
Everyone is hyped because it's trump + AI

>> No.22936353

>>22936319
so should i buy calls?

>> No.22936355

>>22936300
No i expect better numbers for him than 2016 this time. Democrats made a series of terrible mistakes the last four years.

>> No.22936363

>>22935676
US corn absorbs more co2 than the rain forest

The rainforest meme is fucking stupid

We need to focus on the chinks polluting and eating bats.

You don’t stop pollution from the bottom up you go to the top producers first.

>> No.22936371

>>22936332
>I'm thinking on market cap, not the unit price, obviously
>$2 a share
>not the unit price

>> No.22936373

>>22936318
Today, I think I'll buy Little Caesar's.

>> No.22936381

>>22936345
>So what's with PLTR? Is everyone just hyped because it's brand new on the public market?
Everyone is hype because the mere existence of Palantir causes libs to uncontrollably seethe. Furthermore, the based fag Peter Thiele runs it and some of that Paypal Mafia (Elon Musk, Peter Thiele, et al) luster might rub off.

>> No.22936383

>>22936348

yeah i'm hungry now as well

>> No.22936386

>>22936314
Thanks fren I’ll give it a try

>> No.22936388

>>22936345
>betting against AI

>> No.22936391

>>22936348
She looks diseased too

>> No.22936393

>>22936343

These chart makes me want to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

>> No.22936410

>>22936371
noobs like that throw out terms they don't understand so they can sound smart.

>> No.22936411

>>22936156
no, they open when the market maker pairs up enough buy/sell orders and lands on a starting price

>> No.22936427

>>22936371
I translate the price to market cap, dumb nigger.
I am willing to out in400€ into this gamble, price/share (which is a reflection of market cap) is my gamble, not the amount I'm willing to invest.

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22936429

>>22936283
I am lmao

>>22936233
Live and learn I guess

>> No.22936438

>>22936345
Its a big data analytics company that basically tracks trends and relations for people that was funded by the CIA and FB. Its just another shitty tracking company but has big names associated with it

>> No.22936449

>>22936318
her feet are so fucking ugly

>> No.22936450
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22936450

Any advice for noob me?
Euro poorfag using Revolut

>> No.22936458

>>22936363
>Hurr we got for fields so let the amazon forest burn
You're literally the slimiest kike I've seen. Go fuck yourself you demon

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22936459

>>22936429

>> No.22936461

>>22936429
>9.5 put
Hey that's what I did too, except I also bought shares at 9.75 when I did it
Aren't you gonna get assigned on those 11 and 11.5 ones though?

>> No.22936464

>>22935721
Hope everybody got in and out with some profit. If you want more calls like these I'll start tripfagging. Otherwise tell me to fuck off. That call was worth 10% in about an hour though so don't be too hasty

>> No.22936466
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22936466

Realistically, how low could XOM go?

>> No.22936470

>>22936343
the blocks are one month intervals?

>> No.22936490

Man I feel like a fuck for picking up some sqqq calls...

>> No.22936493

>>22936466
$0

>> No.22936496

>>22936450
>$250
Don't bother until you have at least ten times the amount to play around with

>> No.22936501

>>22936461
>Aren't you gonna get assigned on those 11 and 11.5 ones though?
Thats the point

>> No.22936503

>>22936245
$20

$50-$100 if the squeeze happens

>> No.22936510

Any got twitter of reporters following the stimulus talks on the Hill? I feel like this is gonna dump when they announce no deal soon.

>> No.22936512

can someone explain how IPOs work in a fair manner? its all the same seller, the company, so no "market makers" involved. so how does the NYSE determine what buyers get the first buys at the opening values? whos computer decides how much to raise the asking price for each order? this shit all seems very sketchy, how do we know big venture capitalist firms arent getting "kickbacks" for investing in palantir by surreptitiously getting their first million shares for the $7.50 price before flipping it to us chumps for $22.63

>> No.22936514

>>22936470
Are they?

>> No.22936516

>>22936450
Honestly your portfolio is so small and worthless. Just all in some call options and see if you can 5x it real quick.

>> No.22936522

>>22936496
Shut the fuck up, everyone starts somewhere.

>> No.22936525

>>22936496
the % is the same

>> No.22936529

>NIO

Nice-o

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22936530

>>22936459
Go away peggy

>> No.22936535

I just stripped down to my socks in the work bathroom laid on the floor and furiously jerked off to misslexa getting fucked on a roof. I came so much bros it was like a cumcano. I wiped it all over the walls

>> No.22936536

>>22936496
>Bro just throw away your money before you know what you're doing

>> No.22936538

>>22936427
Wow, 400 whole euros

>> No.22936539

>>22936429
Looks like you’re getting 100 shares Friday

>> No.22936543

How long until the KOS recovery

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22936548

Bobros I'm literally ruined

>> No.22936550

>>22936514
Are you saying they are?

>> No.22936553

Do I sell NVDA? I think its hitting its top again.

>> No.22936554

>>22936514
>launch date+1 year
fuck me, my bad

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>>22936466
hopefully it's done dropping. my average cost is like $50 and i'm probably stuck bagholding this garbage for 5 years

>> No.22936565

>>22936501
Right, you'll still have made money as long as it's above about 10.50 on Friday, plus you'll have the shares too
I'm new and dumb sorry

>> No.22936566

>>22936535
Is this the Amazon anon?

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22936571

Guys, I have to poop. But what if PLTR starts trading while I'm pooping?

>> No.22936573

>>22936535

Where do you work?

>> No.22936590
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22936590

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.22936597

>>22936571
palantir will know because it's monitoring your plumbing and wait for you to finish

>> No.22936615

>>22936571
I just had the same risk man. I pooped buyt i was sweating it.

>> No.22936617

>>22936571
Take your phone to the bathroom like a normal person bro

>> No.22936621

>>22936573
second for this

>> No.22936628

I wonder when crack whore sociopath anon will come back?

>> No.22936629

>>22936590
dividends suck.

>> No.22936633

>>22936573
At a hospital in nyc

>> No.22936635
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22936635

what is this pattern called? also fuck everyone who acts like overnight futures mean anything

>> No.22936636

>>22936573
>>22936621
I'm a kindergarten janitor

>> No.22936639

>>22936522
There's literally no point to trading on $250 budget - especially if there are operation fees included (like with mose euro brokers).
You're spending hours watching $2 profits
>>22936525
Yes, obviously, but are you really going to spend days tracking graphs to lock onto that sweet $5 profit?

>> No.22936645

Is PLTR going to pump when it opens?

>> No.22936648
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22936648

>finally make it
>Put up an ad on Craigslist or some shit
>Use your stock money to have sex with prime retards
>Pay them $700 and pocket the $5k from pornhub views

Only a rare few evolve from a sensless coomer to a refined pornstar.

>> No.22936651

Pltr about to list

>> No.22936656

>>22936535
Extremely based

>> No.22936660

>>22936645
Yes harder than its probably ever going to pump

>> No.22936666

>>22936645
That's the plan. Depends how many weak hands there are.

>> No.22936667

>>22936645
no, its going to DRUMPF

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22936668

>> No.22936676

>>22936550
No the other anon was but he corrected himself
>>22936554
There you go. If you held out for a year you would be absolutely fucked.

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22936679

>>22936629

>> No.22936681

>>22936648
i stopped using cl when they got rid of classifieds where you could meet lonely horny milfs for sex the easiest

>> No.22936688

>>22936636

LOL XD I MADE A FUNNY

did you forgot about the trip IDs you faggot

>> No.22936690

>>22936635
you're right, nothing matters. stocks only go up.

>> No.22936691

>AMERICA THE STOCK
why would you not buy palantir..

>> No.22936700

>>22936636
You fuckin wot m8.
Genuine question, pedophile?

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>>22936651
I don't see it, I'm using a Canadian broker. Will it show for me? I don't even see NIO on my app

>> No.22936715

>>22936573
kfc in chicago

>> No.22936716

>>22936633
>waves from NYP

>> No.22936735

>>22936496
dumbest advice ever. if you have extra money, whether it be $10 or $10000, its better to start investing now instead of waiting until later. time value of money invested is magical

>> No.22936738

>>22936713
Switch to TD Canada Trust, get them to activate your account for ThinkOrSwim.

you're welcome, fellow leaf.

>> No.22936744

>>22936713
Do you get NYSE listings?

>> No.22936748

>>22936516
>Gambling
no ty mate

>> No.22936753

>>22936681
Idk who's using cl either. Fuck it I would rather randomly message girls and ask if they would want to make 1500.

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22936759

Am I gonna make it bros?

>> No.22936760

Sometimes i like to come in on the weekends when noones in the office and get naked and rub my dripping cock all over my hot asian coworkers chair and desk until i cum buckets all over her keyboard. Noone has caught me yet

>> No.22936773

>>22936516
Even if he only makes 10 dollars this week thats 10 dollars he didn't have

>> No.22936774

>>22936759
At $4.50? Your order isn't going to execute

>> No.22936776

>>22936759
no, you wont get any lol

>> No.22936783

>>22936760
based sex offender

>> No.22936787

>>22936759
Yoir order isn't gonna get filled. Not a single share.

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22936790

>>22936738
Thanks leaf bud, I fuckin owe ya

>> No.22936791

>>22936774
I'm hoping for a massive quick dip then moon. It could happen

>> No.22936793

>>22936690
to be fair, this is true in a long enough time frame.

>> No.22936795

>>22936760
>Yes Based Department

>> No.22936798

>>22936512
>fair
No, what you described is basically exactly how it works. A company usually sets up it's IPO/whatever with one of the big banks, where they agree to buy a large chunk of the shares for a certain price. This provides the company with confidence their ipo won't totally flop, and gives the bank some free dosh (as long as they estimate a good ipo price).

>> No.22936799

>>22936787
>>22936776
>>22936774
my order's in for $9 bros.... 12 shares let's get it

>> No.22936805

>>22936783
Theres nothing illegal about that wtf

>> No.22936810

>>22936799
Mine is in for $30 45 shares

>> No.22936813

I have my order in for PLTR at 700 shares at 10.50 am I going to fill?

>> No.22936814

>>22936760
Does she notice the sticky keys?

>> No.22936816

>>22936744
I guess not on this app. It's weirdly restrictive. Also I have a fuck load of fees. I'm going to look for a better stock broker app.

>> No.22936817

>>22936776
>>22936787
It could happen. Have faith in Jesus

>> No.22936818

Oh boy, Corsair's mooning again. Except I don't even care because I'm dying for Palantir to open.

>> No.22936821

>>22936774
If buy in at the declared price, will my order go through?

>> No.22936822

>>22936753
does that actually work i always assume they're undercovers or extremely gullible retards

>> No.22936826

If I don't get any PLTR, can I just buy at open?

>> No.22936828

>>22936810
why would you make an order for $30 when the projected opening price is 9.50-10 with a reference price of 7.25 yesterday

>> No.22936841

>>22936826
yes

>> No.22936843

>>22935736
HAH I DIDNT DUMP EAT SHIT

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>>22936676
so is everyone here thats talking about november 2020 and jan2021 calls are aiming to unload on people who see GME rise leading up to/after the console launch? and those later entry people just werent paying attention, didnt want to take a risk, or just think they can play hot potatoe in the hopes some else is retarded enough to buy that late after a new console launch?

>> No.22936854

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937
>https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937
>https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937

No Meadow, are we rocketing soon?

>> No.22936858

>>22936816
Which broker are you using?

>> No.22936862

>>22936828
Because that way no matter the price, I'll still get shares. Do you know how a limit order works?

>> No.22936867

Okay someone explain the ducking pltr hype
What do you know about this fucking company
If you arent in it to short then whats your game plan exactly

>> No.22936868

>>22936826
it'll be overvalued so you gotta get it now

>> No.22936869

PLTR 500 order 10.10 pray for me bros

>> No.22936877

>>22936827
>>22936827
>>22936827
>>22936827
NEW

>> No.22936884

I bought a speculative BA put option. The only reason this thing is going up is because boomers keep buying it since it's in the dow. Once the dow has the correction that's been planned for later this week you'll see it crash just like it's failed product line.

>> No.22936885

>>22936814
No i make sure to clean up real good. There are no cameras so im not too worried

>> No.22936891

>>22936862
yeah but i only got 108 bux to trade

>> No.22936892

>>22936862
unless the price starts at $30.01. why dont you just make a market buy order if you want to "blank check" the shares

>> No.22936897

How are you guys placing order on PLTR already? I don’t see shit on think or swim. I’m new

>> No.22936904

>>22936760
They don't have cameras in your office?

>> No.22936910

Bought a $15 SSSS call

>> No.22936917
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22936917

>>22936817
existence of palantir literally confirms that the jesus isn't real.

>> No.22936918

>>22936822
Yi ever watch that netflix movie "hot girls wanted"?
Pornstars can barely keep up with the amount of girls that want to do porn for fun. You start by messaging and then they come to you after a bit. I'm in a big city so if I tried I could get an easy start.

It'd be absolutely disgusting and souless and I would lose any sense of dignity that I had. But would you rather be the guy jerking off or the guy who's pounding pussy every weekend and making money. If it's all anonymous your job won't know.

>> No.22936924

>>22936884
based, ive lost too much on options in this clown market im still bitter about my $1,500 worth of AAPL puts failing from friday. so good luck

>> No.22936945

>>22936892
No, anon. It's an order where I won't get shares if the price opens above $30. As long as it's below $30, I'll get my shares at the trading price albeit only the quantity that I bid for, which is 45. The idea is you bid high to de facto guarantee your shares, but that comes at the downside of not being able to get many shares at open

>> No.22936948

>>22936818
i bought 50 shares at $15 on a whim because after the drop it was uptrending again and i like corsair's products, that's it. now im just moving my stop loss up below the low of each day and it hasn't popped yet, idk whether i should sell or just keep waiting for the low of the previous day to pop, also another "wish i had bought more" scenario.

>> No.22936962

sold CRSR at 21, WEW getting back in at 17-18

>> No.22936964

>>22936897
You can place a order on the browser version, not sure about desktop

>> No.22936975

>>22936848
Yes. GME has been crashing red for the past 5 years. It went from 40 to $2 without a single green day. You sell on November anon or your holdings will be damned.

>> No.22937014

>>22936858
Wealthsimple. It has a shitload of fees and I'm paying out the ass. I really want another broker but I didn't want to miss out on GME.

>> No.22937058

>>22937014
It’s ok I use Wealthsimple too. It’s honestly your best bet if you got <10k to invest. Sucks to day trade nyse stocks tho

>> No.22937093

>>22937058
True that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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22937095

>>22936975
>It went from 40 to $2 without a single green day
holy fuck, what did I get into, thank God this is all play money. thanks so much, im learning.
>mfw this all works

>> No.22937129

>>22936945
dont ipos auction off to the highest limit prices

>> No.22937236

>>22936975
>It went from 40 to $2 without a single green day.
Why lie about things like this?

>> No.22937275

>>22937095
>>22937236
You buy it now at $10. Then sell at $50 what's so difficult to understand about this.

>> No.22937316

CMON SHLL
FUCKING GO TO 100000 ALREADY

>> No.22937328

>>22937275
nah I got it now, was just trying to figure out who who would actually make the other side of that bet.

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