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Its okay Bobo EditionPow right in miko kisser edition>Brokers:https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free chart:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/https://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Links for Bearshttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://bad-dragon.com/shophttps://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.com>GME case "Short is long" Papershttps://www.sec.gov/comments/s7-08-08/s70808-318.pdfhttps://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf>>22934441
FUCK ANIME FUCK NIGGERSTRUMP 2020
POST UR HOTTEST SLUTS
>>22935595wkhs deal cancelled sell now
>>22935608How much GME do I need to own to fuck Ritsu and cum on her big sexy forehead?
OUCH MY HOLE>OUCH MY HOLEOUCH MY HOLE>OUCH MY HOLEOUCH MY HOLE>OUCH MY HOLEFUCK YOU SSSS FAGGOT AAAAAA
When is SBE going to dump?
>>22935621SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS
>$25.14 is my break-even for horse
CRSR chads [email protected]
Blue horseshoe LOVES United States Steel.
what the fuck
>>22935621someone confirm this
HURRY UP IS WORKHORSE DEAL OVER NOR NOT?
So Biden said, he wants to get a bunch of countries together, and give Brazil 20 billion dollars (i'm speculating 18-19.5 billion will come from the treasury) so they stop cutting their rainforest, and when Bolsonaro gives him the finger, there will be economic consequences... Does this mean we should be looking for an EWZ put play if he gets in? I mean this seems like a really good way to make a pile of money off them since it would seem they're fucked bigly if they do fucked if they don't under a Harris administration, or is this just a dog whistle that his son has been banging brazillian prostitutes since Joe won the nomination?
LEAPS on WKHS with a break-even price of $40+. I can afford to buy half a dozen calls or so.Should I go for it what do you think?
GMEbros we are at levels not seen since 9:50 am this morning OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My favorite thing about stonks is the part where they goes up
>>22935636Why would it?
>bought CRSR at 15 now at 21It's that fucking easy
>>22935676Why do you care about what biden says?
When do I dump my CRSR to get back in on a juicy re-entry bros?
WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU RESPOND TO ME HURRY UP ABOUT WORKHORSE HURRY THE FUCK UP IM LOSING MONEY EVERY SECOND YOU RETARDS
ATTENTION SHARE HOLDERS AND TRADERS OF-NORDSTROM -NOKIA-GAME STOPI HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT CALL FOR YOU. LET ME PUT IT ON SPEAKER.
>>22935613I bid for 45 PLTR shares $30
You're not all in NNDM right now. Lemme guess, you hate money
Worthless neet here. Made my first $100 on the stock market. It's the first $100 I've ever made in my life.I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT BROS
>> 22935170 #It took me a few times being burned to realize I am possibly not smart and possibly actually retarded, but since that realization it has been much easier to stay disciplined and I have much better returns so far.
Bets on the opening for PLTR?
>>22935691dump now, buy back in before end of day.
>>22935696I didn't see anything about the contract, just some articles from yesterday saying all the expectations for Workhorse are priced in. I took my profits (again) and I might buy back in if it goes low enough.
Is NKLA a buy? Will it recover?
>>22935734My bet is that it will happen sometime today.
>>22935613I don't have a lot of tame stuff
>>22935740Nigga do you live under a rock?
>>22935738No articles said it was priced in you lying nigger
>>22935621YES BUYING MORE PUTS NOW
GME saving me from my stupid DKNG put from earlier.
>>22935676Are you looking to short them if he gets in?
Make sure you lock in your PLTR bid so you don't overpay
>>22935640>>22935669>>22935696He's bullshitting you double niggers stop panic selling.USPS needs electric trucks. Buy the dip.
>>22935629Ritsu is for Mio only
>>22935758He means the retarded articles by shit like fxstreet or investorplace who just churn out headlines for the sake of it.
>>22935772what's a good PLTR bid?
>>22935690There's a high probability that he wins the election, democrats keep the house, and you get a 50-50 split in the senate with at least one of those republican senators being a democrat in a red sweater. Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer already said they're going to abolish the filibuster, so they don't even need the turncoat republican since they'll have the VP to break ties. What he's saying could very well become reality, so its about planning for a situation that could happen so you're ready to capitalize on it.
>>22935715tell em frog
>>22935755>Milton outprice dumps>NKLA confirms Milton outprice pumpslel
>>22935647We're gonna make it
>>22935788The question of the day
>>22935640>>22935671>>22935696Why are you so fucking gullible >>22935734why is anyone hype about thisThis company had been around for 17 years and has no notable profitItll get a spike when it releases then it'll drop hardDon't hold on this
>>22935791>There's a high probability that he wins the electionBaggie...are you even american?>>22935788Like I said, lock in the price. I'm locked in at $10
>>22935814It's a government front, and going public is just an excuse to launder huge $$$$ to it.
>>22935726>>22935751jokes on you there's no answer button
jfc does AAPL ever go down
>>22935676Biden wants to go to war with Brazil so that he can flood our country with 14-25 year old male Brazilian “refugees”. It will be like the Somalian invasion but on steroids, literally on steroids. It won’t be fun.
why is nkla mooning
asana or palantir quick where do i put my shekels
>>22935835>even while praying, I must stuck my ass out in presentation to anyone who might be watchingThat's a pretty high level slut
Please stop posting all these men. I'm trying to make stonk gains. Not gains in my pants. Thanks.
OH SHIT OH SHIT BROS BROS BROS I JUST GOT MY PLTR SHARES DELIVERED AAAAAAAAAAAA
can a meme liner tell me if we're out of the correction yet? has the market passed all the meme lines, trend line 50 dma ect
>>22935836Yeah which is why I wouldn't hold it
>>22935849Dude it was 105 last week. Why didn’t you buy then?
wtf its 11 why arent palantir and asana trading
LETS FUCKING GO GME
Does anyone sometimes not sleep well and then get to work unable to give a shit or focus and just stare at ur phone all day? Ive been spamming meme shit everywhere since i got to work probably wont do anything today
do it GME
>>22935880That pic is older than the chans times 2 and so are the girls, stupid
>>22935852Okay I never looked at it that way.
>>22935867With visible panty line, no less. Yep, the thot levels are off the charts.
>>22935685I bought 10 at 14.7 and another 10 at 18.15. Feels nice to have a win this month.
>>22935721It's still going up. Anons, are you listening?
>>22935595Why did I sell regi yesterday. These cunts are really convinced Biden will win
YEAAAAAA short ES_f @ 3380 wooooooooo
>>22935770>>22935852Yeah, I mean in the event we put economic sanctions on the Brazilians, and then try to keep oil away from them. China would step in, they'd probably find a shit ton of oil reserves under that rain forest, and we'd get a vietnam 2.0, except no amazon girls would come to america. Just men who speak portugese and cause problems with mexicans.
WHERE'S MY PALANTIRIT HASN'T STARTED YET AND IT'S 11
>>22935959Because 11 was a bullshit number some retard around here started throwing around.
>>22935903Exercise moreDrink less caffeine
>>22935939Someone's got a snapchat premium im sure. Gross
>>22935955YEAAAAAAA CHOP DOWN AMAZON WOOOOOOOOOOOO
I just put a buy order for 400 eur of palantir at 2$/sharePure gambling, this unethical company is shit
>>22935939That's so clearly shopped.
>>22935874>Please stop posting all these men. Ok here's a lady, this will stop your gay boner
>>22935995lmfao $2 a share. you aint getting filled.
>>22935989is that dark green jokewood with black stroke i can't read that shit
>>22935835I love Catholic girls. I love fucking them in the ass and leaving they assholes gaping hopefully bleeding and dripping cum
>>22935995Why waste the energy of the keystrokes?
>>22935936>Headquartered in Ness Ziona, IsraelYeah, typical tricks there Merch-- Schlomo!
>>22935989For fucks sake
give it to me straight mr crabs is it happening again
>>22935936who the fuck would buy a graph that looks like that. why didn't you shill it yesterday
>>22936009>>22936021Pure gambling. It's not an impossible event, and it's free to leave the order there.
Just a heads up on Palantir: CNBC says there will be a limited number of shares on sale. that its not putting "all its available shares up, just allowing a limited number to be traded on NYSE". whatever that means. Also Palantir's CEO due up in the next few minutes on CNBC.
we are officially out of the bear market, huh?
>>22936044I don't know but it's now at 2.90+ and I started shilling it at 2.70
>>22936000Add her. She has a mini clip of her bouncing her ass on a chair
President Trump is going to make everyone rich.
>>22936054Not impossible but exceedingly unlikely
I got $237.68 cash to gambleshill me a stock with huge short term upside
>>22935995Why dont you stop being a worthless europoor and actually get your order filled with GME.
>>22936044>why didn't you shill it yesterdayanons here never shill until it's already up minimum of 30%
TSLA violently trying to moon
>>22935955I think you're delusional with that sort of play but if you want to do that go ahead. My advice is don't make up shit with your imagination to assume what the future will bring.
>>22935989Did they live?
>>22936058That's old news nigger
>>22936058oo ill tune in palantir ceo is actually based
>>2293605825% is up for sale, which is about $4-6 billion worth of shares
Don't trade me or my son again
>>22936074Unironically PLTR. It will likely pump 3x or so this week, then correct hard next week, and after that a slow rise over the next few years. So buy PLTR when it goes public in one or two hours, then sell on friday
>>22936072Yes, but it doesn't cost me anything to leave it there. And it's probably less unlikely than we think, since we humans are terrible at judging the probability of extreme events.
>>22936079I shill when I see something making big momentum moves on good volume. Maybe one day I'll be able to predict it in advance but not today. My strategy is to buy on a quick pullback and let the momentum carry me to a 5-10% profit. Set a stop 5% down and it works more often than it doesn't
>>22936064>>22935939I rarely see big girls like that with decent ass.
>>22936054I mean Trump might show up at your door and offer you the VP position tomorrow but probably not worth setting you alarm to make sure you wake up early.
put in my PLTR order at $8.10chances of me getting some?
>>22936060I believe we're now right about where we double topped after the initial fall from the beginning of September, so my tiny newfag brain tells me if we dip down from here again bear market continues, if we go up from here then it officially was just a correction and bobo has to suck all of our dicks
>>22936120>blah blah blah I'm poor
>>22935903yeah i usually hide from everyone by closing the office door then take like a 2 hour lunch when that happens and watch some episodes on netflix then just keep taking breaks to go get a donut or coffee or some excuse to leave then i just go home early to beat the rush
Explain to me why you haven't bought NAIL.
PLTR on the board at 10.25
>>22936110pretty much. This will be a daytrade, and very lucrative.
>>22936058It means small float to start. High volatilitu.
>>22935984it was supposed to start at 9:30am like the rest of the market
>>22936127Why? Just place your bid high so that no matter what price it opens at, you'll get some. Obviously this limits how much you can get the higher you go, but hey
>>22936110Just like Snowflake, right?Retard.
everyone expecting palantir to pump then dump is the reason that it'll pump and NEVER dump.
>>22936058sounds very jewish im taking my wagebucks to asana instead then
>>22936159>betting against trump and AI>after last night
>>22936088buy xom now? its 2002 levels
>>22936156That would be a first for an IPO....
>>22935903Happens to me a lot, especially if I drink. I'm able to overcome it when there's an important deadline or something though.
>>22936125One is a 70% fluctuation in an IPO the other one is actually impossible because I'm not american.
>>22936156No it didn't. IPO's can list at any point during the day.
GME is too expensive now. Missed out waiting for the price to go down last few days RIP
>>22936159You're gonna be so mad when it does an exact snowflake
>>22936180>buy xom now? its 2002 levelsTempting, but unironically could go lower.
>>22936180RDSb is a better buy if you want more upside.
>>22936213Youre a fucking pussy, I can tell. A stinky one too.
>>22936085That’s right, keep you the future where Drumph hangs all the Niggers! He didn’t do it until he first four years but surely he’ll do it on the next four, you better vote Biden!
What’s a good chart site to practice TA? I’m looking at koyfin right now.
What price are we lookin at for GME on console launch date?
>>22936130>if you don't buy the stock you are poorYou buy assets you think are cheap and valuable in the long run. Or you have an explicit strategy.That mentality is absolutely acephalous.
>Hello?>$GME you said?>Pump it?OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
what is this SSSS shit you niggers been shilling?
>>22936251>You buy assets you think are cheap and valuable in the long runNo, you buy assets you believe are undervalued
ITS 11:15AM PLTR WHEN
Just got in NNDM at 2.84 and out at 2.91 easy money. Later gators
Will my order for PLTR @ $5.00 fill bros
>>22936215Snowflake just pumped from the preIPO valuation, it didn't pumo the whole week like you mentioned, idiot.
>>22936245$15-$20 is a super conservative estimate. In the past for console launches it’s gone above $50.
>>22936213Sell puts faggot
>>22936263What the fuck do you think cheap means, you jelly faced clown?
Is trump gonna lose? Im scared frens
>>22936260Shit shit shit shit
>>22936295To you apparently it means $2 a share LOL
>>22936236Tradingview. Open full feature chart. Click on replay button, select starting point, press play. It will reveal one new candle every second.
>>22936260You'll see soon.
>>22935867It's from a lewd video. Not porn
>>22936306I'm thinking on market cap, not the unit price, obviously. Oh my fucking god, what a fucking idiot.
>>2293626030% exposure to PLTR, locked in at ~$10 IPO currently
>>2293624512th of November is when the consoles release. You got about a hard week of pump and then you dump the fuck out. $40 is if you want to be safe. If unless you want to wait for it to reach $50 that's all up to you. But you only have 1 week to decide.
So what's with PLTR? Is everyone just hyped because it's brand new on the public market?
>>22936318>unironically want the pizza more than the pussyMiddle age is weird. I'm not even a fat fuck.
>>22936318>large woman>shit pizza>hardwood floor is beyond fucked>pic related, muh dick
>>22936345Everyone is hyped because it's trump + AI
>>22936319so should i buy calls?
>>22936300No i expect better numbers for him than 2016 this time. Democrats made a series of terrible mistakes the last four years.
>>22935676US corn absorbs more co2 than the rain forest The rainforest meme is fucking stupid We need to focus on the chinks polluting and eating bats.You don’t stop pollution from the bottom up you go to the top producers first.
>>22936332>I'm thinking on market cap, not the unit price, obviously>$2 a share>not the unit price
>>22936318Today, I think I'll buy Little Caesar's.
>>22936345>So what's with PLTR? Is everyone just hyped because it's brand new on the public market?Everyone is hype because the mere existence of Palantir causes libs to uncontrollably seethe. Furthermore, the based fag Peter Thiele runs it and some of that Paypal Mafia (Elon Musk, Peter Thiele, et al) luster might rub off.
>>22936348yeah i'm hungry now as well
>>22936314Thanks fren I’ll give it a try
>>22936345>betting against AI
>>22936348She looks diseased too
>>22936343These chart makes me want to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
>>22936371noobs like that throw out terms they don't understand so they can sound smart.
>>22936156no, they open when the market maker pairs up enough buy/sell orders and lands on a starting price
>>22936371I translate the price to market cap, dumb nigger.I am willing to out in400€ into this gamble, price/share (which is a reflection of market cap) is my gamble, not the amount I'm willing to invest.
>>22936283I am lmao>>22936233Live and learn I guess
>>22936345Its a big data analytics company that basically tracks trends and relations for people that was funded by the CIA and FB. Its just another shitty tracking company but has big names associated with it
>>22936318her feet are so fucking ugly
Any advice for noob me?Euro poorfag using Revolut
>>22936363>Hurr we got for fields so let the amazon forest burn You're literally the slimiest kike I've seen. Go fuck yourself you demon
>>22936429>9.5 putHey that's what I did too, except I also bought shares at 9.75 when I did itAren't you gonna get assigned on those 11 and 11.5 ones though?
>>22935721Hope everybody got in and out with some profit. If you want more calls like these I'll start tripfagging. Otherwise tell me to fuck off. That call was worth 10% in about an hour though so don't be too hasty
Realistically, how low could XOM go?
>>22936343the blocks are one month intervals?
Man I feel like a fuck for picking up some sqqq calls...
>>22936450>$250Don't bother until you have at least ten times the amount to play around with
>>22936461>Aren't you gonna get assigned on those 11 and 11.5 ones though?Thats the point
>>22936245$20$50-$100 if the squeeze happens
Any got twitter of reporters following the stimulus talks on the Hill? I feel like this is gonna dump when they announce no deal soon.
can someone explain how IPOs work in a fair manner? its all the same seller, the company, so no "market makers" involved. so how does the NYSE determine what buyers get the first buys at the opening values? whos computer decides how much to raise the asking price for each order? this shit all seems very sketchy, how do we know big venture capitalist firms arent getting "kickbacks" for investing in palantir by surreptitiously getting their first million shares for the $7.50 price before flipping it to us chumps for $22.63
>>22936450Honestly your portfolio is so small and worthless. Just all in some call options and see if you can 5x it real quick.
>>22936496Shut the fuck up, everyone starts somewhere.
>>22936496the % is the same
>>22936459Go away peggy
I just stripped down to my socks in the work bathroom laid on the floor and furiously jerked off to misslexa getting fucked on a roof. I came so much bros it was like a cumcano. I wiped it all over the walls
>>22936496>Bro just throw away your money before you know what you're doing
>>22936427Wow, 400 whole euros
>>22936429Looks like you’re getting 100 shares Friday
How long until the KOS recovery
Bobros I'm literally ruined
>>22936514Are you saying they are?
Do I sell NVDA? I think its hitting its top again.
>>22936514>launch date+1 yearfuck me, my bad
>>22936466hopefully it's done dropping. my average cost is like $50 and i'm probably stuck bagholding this garbage for 5 years
>>22936501Right, you'll still have made money as long as it's above about 10.50 on Friday, plus you'll have the shares tooI'm new and dumb sorry
>>22936535Is this the Amazon anon?
Guys, I have to poop. But what if PLTR starts trading while I'm pooping?
>>22936535Where do you work?
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
>>22936571palantir will know because it's monitoring your plumbing and wait for you to finish
>>22936571 I just had the same risk man. I pooped buyt i was sweating it.
>>22936571Take your phone to the bathroom like a normal person bro
>>22936573second for this
I wonder when crack whore sociopath anon will come back?
>>22936573At a hospital in nyc
what is this pattern called? also fuck everyone who acts like overnight futures mean anything
>>22936573>>22936621I'm a kindergarten janitor
>>22936522There's literally no point to trading on $250 budget - especially if there are operation fees included (like with mose euro brokers).You're spending hours watching $2 profits>>22936525Yes, obviously, but are you really going to spend days tracking graphs to lock onto that sweet $5 profit?
Is PLTR going to pump when it opens?
>finally make it>Put up an ad on Craigslist or some shit>Use your stock money to have sex with prime retards >Pay them $700 and pocket the $5k from pornhub viewsOnly a rare few evolve from a sensless coomer to a refined pornstar.
Pltr about to list
>>22936645Yes harder than its probably ever going to pump
>>22936645That's the plan. Depends how many weak hands there are.
>>22936645no, its going to DRUMPF
>>22936550No the other anon was but he corrected himself>>22936554There you go. If you held out for a year you would be absolutely fucked.
>>22936648i stopped using cl when they got rid of classifieds where you could meet lonely horny milfs for sex the easiest
>>22936636LOL XD I MADE A FUNNY did you forgot about the trip IDs you faggot
>>22936635you're right, nothing matters. stocks only go up.
>AMERICA THE STOCKwhy would you not buy palantir..
>>22936636You fuckin wot m8.Genuine question, pedophile?
>>22936651I don't see it, I'm using a Canadian broker. Will it show for me? I don't even see NIO on my app
>>22936573kfc in chicago
>>22936633>waves from NYP
>>22936496dumbest advice ever. if you have extra money, whether it be $10 or $10000, its better to start investing now instead of waiting until later. time value of money invested is magical
>>22936713Switch to TD Canada Trust, get them to activate your account for ThinkOrSwim.you're welcome, fellow leaf.
>>22936713Do you get NYSE listings?
>>22936516>Gamblingno ty mate
>>22936681Idk who's using cl either. Fuck it I would rather randomly message girls and ask if they would want to make 1500.
Am I gonna make it bros?
Sometimes i like to come in on the weekends when noones in the office and get naked and rub my dripping cock all over my hot asian coworkers chair and desk until i cum buckets all over her keyboard. Noone has caught me yet
>>22936516Even if he only makes 10 dollars this week thats 10 dollars he didn't have
>>22936759At $4.50? Your order isn't going to execute
>>22936759no, you wont get any lol
>>22936760based sex offender
>>22936759Yoir order isn't gonna get filled. Not a single share.
>>22936738Thanks leaf bud, I fuckin owe ya
>>22936774I'm hoping for a massive quick dip then moon. It could happen
>>22936690to be fair, this is true in a long enough time frame.
>>22936760>Yes Based Department
>>22936512>fairNo, what you described is basically exactly how it works. A company usually sets up it's IPO/whatever with one of the big banks, where they agree to buy a large chunk of the shares for a certain price. This provides the company with confidence their ipo won't totally flop, and gives the bank some free dosh (as long as they estimate a good ipo price).
>>22936787>>22936776>>22936774my order's in for $9 bros.... 12 shares let's get it
>>22936783Theres nothing illegal about that wtf
>>22936799Mine is in for $30 45 shares
I have my order in for PLTR at 700 shares at 10.50 am I going to fill?
>>22936760Does she notice the sticky keys?
>>22936744I guess not on this app. It's weirdly restrictive. Also I have a fuck load of fees. I'm going to look for a better stock broker app.
>>22936776>>22936787It could happen. Have faith in Jesus
Oh boy, Corsair's mooning again. Except I don't even care because I'm dying for Palantir to open.
>>22936774If buy in at the declared price, will my order go through?
>>22936753does that actually work i always assume they're undercovers or extremely gullible retards
If I don't get any PLTR, can I just buy at open?
>>22936810why would you make an order for $30 when the projected opening price is 9.50-10 with a reference price of 7.25 yesterday
>>22935736HAH I DIDNT DUMP EAT SHIT
>>22936676so is everyone here thats talking about november 2020 and jan2021 calls are aiming to unload on people who see GME rise leading up to/after the console launch? and those later entry people just werent paying attention, didnt want to take a risk, or just think they can play hot potatoe in the hopes some else is retarded enough to buy that late after a new console launch?
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937>https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937>https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937No Meadow, are we rocketing soon?
>>22936816Which broker are you using?
>>22936828Because that way no matter the price, I'll still get shares. Do you know how a limit order works?
Okay someone explain the ducking pltr hypeWhat do you know about this fucking company If you arent in it to short then whats your game plan exactly
>>22936826it'll be overvalued so you gotta get it now
PLTR 500 order 10.10 pray for me bros
I bought a speculative BA put option. The only reason this thing is going up is because boomers keep buying it since it's in the dow. Once the dow has the correction that's been planned for later this week you'll see it crash just like it's failed product line.
>>22936814No i make sure to clean up real good. There are no cameras so im not too worried
>>22936862yeah but i only got 108 bux to trade
>>22936862unless the price starts at $30.01. why dont you just make a market buy order if you want to "blank check" the shares
How are you guys placing order on PLTR already? I don’t see shit on think or swim. I’m new
>>22936760They don't have cameras in your office?
Bought a $15 SSSS call
>>22936817existence of palantir literally confirms that the jesus isn't real.
>>22936822Yi ever watch that netflix movie "hot girls wanted"?Pornstars can barely keep up with the amount of girls that want to do porn for fun. You start by messaging and then they come to you after a bit. I'm in a big city so if I tried I could get an easy start.It'd be absolutely disgusting and souless and I would lose any sense of dignity that I had. But would you rather be the guy jerking off or the guy who's pounding pussy every weekend and making money. If it's all anonymous your job won't know.
>>22936884based, ive lost too much on options in this clown market im still bitter about my $1,500 worth of AAPL puts failing from friday. so good luck
>>22936892No, anon. It's an order where I won't get shares if the price opens above $30. As long as it's below $30, I'll get my shares at the trading price albeit only the quantity that I bid for, which is 45. The idea is you bid high to de facto guarantee your shares, but that comes at the downside of not being able to get many shares at open
>>22936818i bought 50 shares at $15 on a whim because after the drop it was uptrending again and i like corsair's products, that's it. now im just moving my stop loss up below the low of each day and it hasn't popped yet, idk whether i should sell or just keep waiting for the low of the previous day to pop, also another "wish i had bought more" scenario.
sold CRSR at 21, WEW getting back in at 17-18
>>22936897You can place a order on the browser version, not sure about desktop
>>22936848Yes. GME has been crashing red for the past 5 years. It went from 40 to $2 without a single green day. You sell on November anon or your holdings will be damned.
>>22936858Wealthsimple. It has a shitload of fees and I'm paying out the ass. I really want another broker but I didn't want to miss out on GME.
>>22937014It’s ok I use Wealthsimple too. It’s honestly your best bet if you got <10k to invest. Sucks to day trade nyse stocks tho
>>22937058True that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>22936975>It went from 40 to $2 without a single green dayholy fuck, what did I get into, thank God this is all play money. thanks so much, im learning.>mfw this all works
>>22936945dont ipos auction off to the highest limit prices
>>22936975>It went from 40 to $2 without a single green day.Why lie about things like this?
>>22937095>>22937236You buy it now at $10. Then sell at $50 what's so difficult to understand about this.
CMON SHLLFUCKING GO TO 100000 ALREADY
>>22937275nah I got it now, was just trying to figure out who who would actually make the other side of that bet.