/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22935595]

Its okay Bobo Edition

Pow right in miko kisser edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>GME case "Short is long" Papers
https://www.sec.gov/comments/s7-08-08/s70808-318.pdf
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf

>>22934441

[Anonymous No.22935599]

FUCK ANIME

FUCK NIGGERS

TRUMP 2020

[Anonymous No.22935608]

Anime

[Anonymous No.22935613]

POST UR HOTTEST SLUTS

[Anonymous No.22935620]

GME

[Anonymous No.22935621]

>>22935595
wkhs deal cancelled sell now

[Anonymous No.22935624]

PLTR cometh

[Anonymous No.22935629]

>>22935608
How much GME do I need to own to fuck Ritsu and cum on her big sexy forehead?

[Anonymous No.22935634]

OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
FUCK YOU SSSS FAGGOT AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22935636]

When is SBE going to dump?

[Anonymous No.22935640]

>>22935621
SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS

[Anonymous No.22935642]

BUY SBE

[Anonymous No.22935643]

>$25.14 is my break-even for horse

[Anonymous No.22935647]

CRSR chads ww@

[Anonymous No.22935652]

Blue horseshoe LOVES United States Steel.

[Anonymous No.22935653]

>>22935599
based

[Anonymous No.22935662]

>>22935636
last Thursday

[Anonymous No.22935667]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.22935669]

>>22935621
someone confirm this

[Anonymous No.22935671]

HURRY UP IS WORKHORSE DEAL OVER NOR NOT?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22935676]

So Biden said, he wants to get a bunch of countries together, and give Brazil 20 billion dollars (i'm speculating 18-19.5 billion will come from the treasury) so they stop cutting their rainforest, and when Bolsonaro gives him the finger, there will be economic consequences... Does this mean we should be looking for an EWZ put play if he gets in? I mean this seems like a really good way to make a pile of money off them since it would seem they're fucked bigly if they do fucked if they don't under a Harris administration, or is this just a dog whistle that his son has been banging brazillian prostitutes since Joe won the nomination?

[Anonymous No.22935679]

LEAPS on WKHS with a break-even price of $40+. I can afford to buy half a dozen calls or so.
Should I go for it what do you think?

[Anonymous No.22935680]

GMEbros we are at levels not seen since 9:50 am this morning OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22935681]

My favorite thing about stonks is the part where they goes up

[Anonymous No.22935684]

>>22935636
Why would it?

[Anonymous No.22935685]

>bought CRSR at 15 now at 21
It's that fucking easy

[Anonymous No.22935690]

>>22935676
Why do you care about what biden says?

[Anonymous No.22935691]

When do I dump my CRSR to get back in on a juicy re-entry bros?

[Anonymous No.22935694]

>>22935613

[Anonymous No.22935696]

WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU RESPOND TO ME HURRY UP ABOUT WORKHORSE HURRY THE FUCK UP IM LOSING MONEY EVERY SECOND YOU RETARDS

[Anonymous No.22935699]

>>22935667
LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22935715]

ATTENTION SHARE HOLDERS AND TRADERS OF

-NORDSTROM
-NOKIA
-GAME STOP

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT CALL FOR YOU. LET ME PUT IT ON SPEAKER.

[Anonymous No.22935718]

>>22935613
I bid for 45 PLTR shares $30

[Anonymous No.22935721]

You're not all in NNDM right now. Lemme guess, you hate money

[Anonymous No.22935723]

Worthless neet here. Made my first $100 on the stock market. It's the first $100 I've ever made in my life.

I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT BROS

[Anonymous No.22935726]

>>22935715

[Mongolian Silver No.22935727]

>> 22935170 #

It took me a few times being burned to realize I am possibly not smart and possibly actually retarded, but since that realization it has been much easier to stay disciplined and I have much better returns so far.

[Anonymous No.22935734]

Bets on the opening for PLTR?

[Anonymous No.22935736]

>>22935691
dump now, buy back in before end of day.

[Anonymous No.22935738]

>>22935696
I didn't see anything about the contract, just some articles from yesterday saying all the expectations for Workhorse are priced in. I took my profits (again) and I might buy back in if it goes low enough.

[Anonymous No.22935740]

Is NKLA a buy? Will it recover?

[Anonymous No.22935747]

>>22935734
My bet is that it will happen sometime today.

[Anonymous No.22935751]

>>22935715

[Anonymous No.22935752]

>>22935613
I don't have a lot of tame stuff

[Anonymous No.22935753]

>>22935734
3

[Anonymous No.22935755]

>>22935740
Nigga do you live under a rock?

[Anonymous No.22935758]

>>22935738
No articles said it was priced in you lying nigger

[Anonymous No.22935762]

>>22935621
YES BUYING MORE PUTS NOW

[Anonymous No.22935768]

GME saving me from my stupid DKNG put from earlier.

[Anonymous No.22935770]

>>22935676
Are you looking to short them if he gets in?

[Anonymous No.22935772]

Make sure you lock in your PLTR bid so you don't overpay

[Anonymous No.22935776]

APOLOGZIE

[Anonymous No.22935777]

>>22935640
>>22935669
>>22935696
He's bullshitting you double niggers stop panic selling.
USPS needs electric trucks. Buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.22935778]

>>22935613

[Anonymous No.22935781]

U bros
fuck.

[Anonymous No.22935785]

>>22935629
Ritsu is for Mio only

[Anonymous No.22935786]

>>22935613

[Anonymous No.22935787]

>>22935758
He means the retarded articles by shit like fxstreet or investorplace who just churn out headlines for the sake of it.

[Anonymous No.22935788]

>>22935772
what's a good PLTR bid?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22935791]

>>22935690
There's a high probability that he wins the election, democrats keep the house, and you get a 50-50 split in the senate with at least one of those republican senators being a democrat in a red sweater. Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer already said they're going to abolish the filibuster, so they don't even need the turncoat republican since they'll have the VP to break ties. What he's saying could very well become reality, so its about planning for a situation that could happen so you're ready to capitalize on it.

[Anonymous No.22935793]

>>22935715
tell em frog

[Anonymous No.22935799]

>>22935755
>Milton out
price dumps
>NKLA confirms Milton out
price pumps
lel

[Anonymous No.22935803]

>>22935647
We're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.22935808]

>>22935788
The question of the day

[Anonymous No.22935814]

>>22935640
>>22935671
>>22935696
Why are you so fucking gullible >>22935734
why is anyone hype about this
This company had been around for 17 years and has no notable profit
Itll get a spike when it releases then it'll drop hard
Don't hold on this

[Anonymous No.22935824]

>>22935791
>There's a high probability that he wins the election
Baggie...are you even american?
>>22935788
Like I said, lock in the price. I'm locked in at $10

[Anonymous No.22935835]

>>22935613

[Anonymous No.22935836]

>>22935814
It's a government front, and going public is just an excuse to launder huge $$$$ to it.

[Anonymous No.22935843]

>>22935726
>>22935751
jokes on you there's no answer button

[Anonymous No.22935849]

jfc does AAPL ever go down

[Mongolian Silver No.22935852]

>>22935676
Biden wants to go to war with Brazil so that he can flood our country with 14-25 year old male Brazilian “refugees”. It will be like the Somalian invasion but on steroids, literally on steroids. It won’t be fun.

[Anonymous No.22935860]

why is nkla mooning

[Anonymous No.22935865]

asana or palantir quick where do i put my shekels

[Anonymous No.22935867]

>>22935835
>even while praying, I must stuck my ass out in presentation to anyone who might be watching
That's a pretty high level slut

[Anonymous No.22935874]

Please stop posting all these men.

I'm trying to make stonk gains. Not gains in my pants.

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.22935878]

OH SHIT OH SHIT BROS BROS BROS I JUST GOT MY PLTR SHARES DELIVERED AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22935880]

>>22935835
MODS

[Anonymous No.22935881]

can a meme liner tell me if we're out of the correction yet? has the market passed all the meme lines, trend line 50 dma ect

[Anonymous No.22935883]

>>22935836
Yeah which is why I wouldn't hold it

[Anonymous No.22935885]

>>22935680

[Anonymous No.22935890]

>>22935849
Dude it was 105 last week. Why didn’t you buy then?

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.22935893]

>>22935613
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22935895]

wtf its 11 why arent palantir and asana trading

[Anonymous No.22935902]

LETS FUCKING GO GME

[Anonymous No.22935903]

Does anyone sometimes not sleep well and then get to work unable to give a shit or focus and just stare at ur phone all day? Ive been spamming meme shit everywhere since i got to work probably wont do anything today

[Anonymous No.22935905]

>>22935874
Men?

[Anonymous No.22935906]

do it GME

[Anonymous No.22935908]

>>22935880
That pic is older than the chans times 2 and so are the girls, stupid

[Anonymous No.22935911]

>>22935852
Okay I never looked at it that way.

[Anonymous No.22935918]

>>22935867
With visible panty line, no less. Yep, the thot levels are off the charts.

[Anonymous No.22935924]

>>22935685
I bought 10 at 14.7 and another 10 at 18.15. Feels nice to have a win this month.

[Anonymous No.22935932]

>>22935785
cringe yuricuck

[Anonymous No.22935936]

>>22935721
It's still going up. Anons, are you listening?

[Anonymous No.22935939]

>>22935595
Why did I sell regi yesterday. These cunts are really convinced Biden will win

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.22935941]

YEAAAAAA short ES_f @ 3380 wooooooooo

[Anonymous No.22935942]

>>22935878
bullshit

[Anonymous No.22935952]

>>22935903
Yup

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22935955]

>>22935770
>>22935852
Yeah, I mean in the event we put economic sanctions on the Brazilians, and then try to keep oil away from them. China would step in, they'd probably find a shit ton of oil reserves under that rain forest, and we'd get a vietnam 2.0, except no amazon girls would come to america. Just men who speak portugese and cause problems with mexicans.

[Anonymous No.22935959]

WHERE'S MY PALANTIR
IT HASN'T STARTED YET AND IT'S 11

[Anonymous No.22935984]

>>22935959
Because 11 was a bullshit number some retard around here started throwing around.

[Anonymous No.22935985]

>>22935903
Exercise more
Drink less caffeine

[Anonymous No.22935987]

>>22935939
Someone's got a snapchat premium im sure. Gross

[Reluctant kneepad girl No.22935989]

>>22935955
YEAAAAAAA CHOP DOWN AMAZON WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22935995]

I just put a buy order for 400 eur of palantir at 2$/share

Pure gambling, this unethical company is shit

[Anonymous No.22936000]

>>22935939
That's so clearly shopped.

[Anonymous No.22936007]

>>22935874
>Please stop posting all these men.
Ok here's a lady, this will stop your gay boner

[Anonymous No.22936009]

>>22935995
lmfao $2 a share. you aint getting filled.

[Anonymous No.22936012]

>>22935989
is that dark green jokewood with black stroke i can't read that shit

[Anonymous No.22936018]

>>22935835
I love Catholic girls. I love fucking them in the ass and leaving they assholes gaping hopefully bleeding and dripping cum

[Anonymous No.22936021]

>>22935995
Why waste the energy of the keystrokes?

[Anonymous No.22936028]

>>22935936
>Headquartered in Ness Ziona, Israel

Yeah, typical tricks there Merch-- Schlomo!

[Anonymous No.22936031]

>>22935989
For fucks sake

[Anonymous No.22936037]

give it to me straight mr crabs is it happening again

[Anonymous No.22936044]

>>22935936
who the fuck would buy a graph that looks like that. why didn't you shill it yesterday

[Anonymous No.22936054]

>>22936009
>>22936021
Pure gambling. It's not an impossible event, and it's free to leave the order there.

[Anonymous No.22936058]

Just a heads up on Palantir: CNBC says there will be a limited number of shares on sale. that its not putting "all its available shares up, just allowing a limited number to be traded on NYSE". whatever that means.
Also Palantir's CEO due up in the next few minutes on CNBC.

[Anonymous No.22936060]

we are officially out of the bear market, huh?

[Anonymous No.22936061]

>>22936044
I don't know but it's now at 2.90+ and I started shilling it at 2.70

[Anonymous No.22936064]

>>22936000
Add her. She has a mini clip of her bouncing her ass on a chair

[Anonymous No.22936071]

President Trump is going to make everyone rich.

[Anonymous No.22936072]

>>22936054
Not impossible but exceedingly unlikely

[Anonymous No.22936074]

I got $237.68 cash to gamble
shill me a stock with huge short term upside

[Anonymous No.22936076]

>>22935995
Why dont you stop being a worthless europoor and actually get your order filled with GME.

[Anonymous No.22936079]

>>22936044
>why didn't you shill it yesterday
anons here never shill until it's already up minimum of 30%

[Anonymous No.22936081]

>>22936064
yuck!

[Anonymous No.22936084]

TSLA violently trying to moon

[Anonymous No.22936085]

>>22935955
I think you're delusional with that sort of play but if you want to do that go ahead. My advice is don't make up shit with your imagination to assume what the future will bring.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22936087]

>>22935989
Did they live?

[Anonymous No.22936088]

AaaaaaaaAAAAAAARRRRRGGHGHGHGHGHHH

[Anonymous No.22936094]

>>22936058
That's old news nigger

[Anonymous No.22936095]

>>22936058
oo ill tune in palantir ceo is actually based

[Anonymous No.22936102]

>>22936058
25% is up for sale, which is about $4-6 billion worth of shares

[Anonymous No.22936106]

Don't trade me or my son again

[Anonymous No.22936110]

>>22936074
Unironically PLTR. It will likely pump 3x or so this week, then correct hard next week, and after that a slow rise over the next few years. So buy PLTR when it goes public in one or two hours, then sell on friday

[Anonymous No.22936120]

>>22936072
Yes, but it doesn't cost me anything to leave it there. And it's probably less unlikely than we think, since we humans are terrible at judging the probability of extreme events.

[Anonymous No.22936121]

>>22936079
I shill when I see something making big momentum moves on good volume. Maybe one day I'll be able to predict it in advance but not today. My strategy is to buy on a quick pullback and let the momentum carry me to a 5-10% profit. Set a stop 5% down and it works more often than it doesn't

[Anonymous No.22936123]

>>22936064
>>22935939
I rarely see big girls like that with decent ass.

[Anonymous No.22936125]

>>22936054
I mean Trump might show up at your door and offer you the VP position tomorrow but probably not worth setting you alarm to make sure you wake up early.

[Anonymous No.22936127]

put in my PLTR order at $8.10

chances of me getting some?

[Anonymous No.22936128]

>>22936060
I believe we're now right about where we double topped after the initial fall from the beginning of September, so my tiny newfag brain tells me if we dip down from here again bear market continues, if we go up from here then it officially was just a correction and bobo has to suck all of our dicks

[Anonymous No.22936130]

>>22936120
>blah blah blah I'm poor

[Anonymous No.22936135]

>>22935903
yeah i usually hide from everyone by closing the office door then take like a 2 hour lunch when that happens and watch some episodes on netflix then just keep taking breaks to go get a donut or coffee or some excuse to leave then i just go home early to beat the rush

[Anonymous No.22936142]

Explain to me why you haven't bought NAIL.

[Anonymous No.22936143]

PLTR on the board at 10.25

[Anonymous No.22936150]

>>22936110
pretty much. This will be a daytrade, and very lucrative.

[Anonymous No.22936151]

[Anonymous No.22936152]

>>22936058
It means small float to start. High volatilitu.

[Anonymous No.22936156]

>>22935984
it was supposed to start at 9:30am like the rest of the market

[Anonymous No.22936157]

>>22936127
Why? Just place your bid high so that no matter what price it opens at, you'll get some. Obviously this limits how much you can get the higher you go, but hey

[Anonymous No.22936159]

>>22936110
Just like Snowflake, right?
Retard.

[Anonymous No.22936164]

everyone expecting palantir to pump then dump is the reason that it'll pump and NEVER dump.

[Anonymous No.22936177]

>>22936058
sounds very jewish im taking my wagebucks to asana instead then

[Anonymous No.22936179]

>>22936159
>betting against trump and AI
>after last night

[Anonymous No.22936180]

>>22936088
buy xom now? its 2002 levels

[Anonymous No.22936185]

>>22936156
That would be a first for an IPO....

[Anonymous No.22936197]

>>22935903
Happens to me a lot, especially if I drink. I'm able to overcome it when there's an important deadline or something though.

[Anonymous No.22936201]

>>22936125
One is a 70% fluctuation in an IPO the other one is actually impossible because I'm not american.

[Anonymous No.22936205]

>>22936156
No it didn't. IPO's can list at any point during the day.

[Anonymous No.22936213]

GME is too expensive now. Missed out waiting for the price to go down last few days RIP

[Anonymous No.22936215]

>>22936159
You're gonna be so mad when it does an exact snowflake

[Anonymous No.22936226]

>>22936180
>buy xom now? its 2002 levels
Tempting, but unironically could go lower.

[Anonymous No.22936229]

>>22936180
RDSb is a better buy if you want more upside.

[Anonymous No.22936233]

>>22936213
Youre a fucking pussy, I can tell. A stinky one too.

[Mongolian Silver No.22936235]

>>22936085
That’s right, keep you the future where Drumph hangs all the Niggers! He didn’t do it until he first four years but surely he’ll do it on the next four, you better vote Biden!

[Anonymous No.22936236]

What’s a good chart site to practice TA? I’m looking at koyfin right now.

[Anonymous No.22936245]

What price are we lookin at for GME on console launch date?

[Anonymous No.22936251]

>>22936130
>if you don't buy the stock you are poor
You buy assets you think are cheap and valuable in the long run. Or you have an explicit strategy.
That mentality is absolutely acephalous.

[Anonymous No.22936255]

>Hello?
>$GME you said?
>Pump it?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22936260]

what is this SSSS shit you niggers been shilling?

[Anonymous No.22936263]

>>22936251
>You buy assets you think are cheap and valuable in the long run
No, you buy assets you believe are undervalued

[Anonymous No.22936264]

ITS 11:15AM PLTR WHEN

[Anonymous No.22936268]

Just got in NNDM at 2.84 and out at 2.91 easy money. Later gators

[Anonymous No.22936274]

Will my order for PLTR @ $5.00 fill bros

[Anonymous No.22936275]

>>22936215
Snowflake just pumped from the preIPO valuation, it didn't pumo the whole week like you mentioned, idiot.

[Anonymous No.22936281]

>>22936245
$15-$20 is a super conservative estimate. In the past for console launches it’s gone above $50.

[Anonymous No.22936283]

>>22936213
Sell puts faggot

[Anonymous No.22936295]

>>22936263
What the fuck do you think cheap means, you jelly faced clown?

[Anonymous No.22936300]

Is trump gonna lose? Im scared frens

[Anonymous No.22936302]

>>22936260
Shit shit shit shit

[Anonymous No.22936304]

>>22936274
Nope.

[Anonymous No.22936306]

>>22936295
To you apparently it means $2 a share LOL

[Anonymous No.22936314]

>>22936236
Tradingview. Open full feature chart. Click on replay button, select starting point, press play. It will reveal one new candle every second.

[Anonymous No.22936317]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.22936318]

>>22935613

[Anonymous No.22936319]

>>22936260
You'll see soon.

[Anonymous No.22936329]

>>22935867
It's from a lewd video. Not porn

[Anonymous No.22936332]

>>22936306
I'm thinking on market cap, not the unit price, obviously. Oh my fucking god, what a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.22936337]

>>22936260
30% exposure to PLTR, locked in at ~$10 IPO currently

[Anonymous No.22936343]

>>22936245
12th of November is when the consoles release. You got about a hard week of pump and then you dump the fuck out.

$40 is if you want to be safe. If unless you want to wait for it to reach $50 that's all up to you. But you only have 1 week to decide.

[Anonymous No.22936345]

So what's with PLTR? Is everyone just hyped because it's brand new on the public market?

[Anonymous No.22936348]

>>22936318
>unironically want the pizza more than the pussy

Middle age is weird. I'm not even a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.22936350]

>>22936318

>large woman
>shit pizza
>hardwood floor is beyond fucked
>pic related, muh dick

[Anonymous No.22936351]

>>22936345
Everyone is hyped because it's trump + AI

[Anonymous No.22936353]

>>22936319
so should i buy calls?

[Anonymous No.22936355]

>>22936300
No i expect better numbers for him than 2016 this time. Democrats made a series of terrible mistakes the last four years.

[Anonymous No.22936363]

>>22935676
US corn absorbs more co2 than the rain forest

The rainforest meme is fucking stupid

We need to focus on the chinks polluting and eating bats.

You don’t stop pollution from the bottom up you go to the top producers first.

[Anonymous No.22936371]

>>22936332
>I'm thinking on market cap, not the unit price, obviously
>$2 a share
>not the unit price

[Anonymous No.22936373]

>>22936318
Today, I think I'll buy Little Caesar's.

[Anonymous No.22936381]

>>22936345
>So what's with PLTR? Is everyone just hyped because it's brand new on the public market?
Everyone is hype because the mere existence of Palantir causes libs to uncontrollably seethe. Furthermore, the based fag Peter Thiele runs it and some of that Paypal Mafia (Elon Musk, Peter Thiele, et al) luster might rub off.

[Anonymous No.22936383]

>>22936348

yeah i'm hungry now as well

[Anonymous No.22936386]

>>22936314
Thanks fren I’ll give it a try

[Anonymous No.22936388]

>>22936345
>betting against AI

[Anonymous No.22936391]

>>22936348
She looks diseased too

[Anonymous No.22936393]

>>22936343

These chart makes me want to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM

[Anonymous No.22936410]

>>22936371
noobs like that throw out terms they don't understand so they can sound smart.

[Anonymous No.22936411]

>>22936156
no, they open when the market maker pairs up enough buy/sell orders and lands on a starting price

[Anonymous No.22936427]

>>22936371
I translate the price to market cap, dumb nigger.
I am willing to out in400€ into this gamble, price/share (which is a reflection of market cap) is my gamble, not the amount I'm willing to invest.

[Anonymous No.22936429]

>>22936283
I am lmao

>>22936233
Live and learn I guess

[Anonymous No.22936438]

>>22936345
Its a big data analytics company that basically tracks trends and relations for people that was funded by the CIA and FB. Its just another shitty tracking company but has big names associated with it

[Anonymous No.22936449]

>>22936318
her feet are so fucking ugly

[Anonymous No.22936450]

Any advice for noob me?
Euro poorfag using Revolut

[Anonymous No.22936458]

>>22936363
>Hurr we got for fields so let the amazon forest burn
You're literally the slimiest kike I've seen. Go fuck yourself you demon

[Anonymous No.22936459]

>>22936429

[Anonymous No.22936461]

>>22936429
>9.5 put
Hey that's what I did too, except I also bought shares at 9.75 when I did it
Aren't you gonna get assigned on those 11 and 11.5 ones though?

[NNDM_anon !2y1il5Qy0g No.22936464]

>>22935721
Hope everybody got in and out with some profit. If you want more calls like these I'll start tripfagging. Otherwise tell me to fuck off. That call was worth 10% in about an hour though so don't be too hasty

[Anonymous No.22936466]

Realistically, how low could XOM go?

[Anonymous No.22936470]

>>22936343
the blocks are one month intervals?

[Anonymous No.22936490]

Man I feel like a fuck for picking up some sqqq calls...

[Anonymous No.22936493]

>>22936466
$0

[Anonymous No.22936496]

>>22936450
>$250
Don't bother until you have at least ten times the amount to play around with

[Anonymous No.22936501]

>>22936461
>Aren't you gonna get assigned on those 11 and 11.5 ones though?
Thats the point

[Anonymous No.22936503]

>>22936245
$20

$50-$100 if the squeeze happens

[Anonymous No.22936510]

Any got twitter of reporters following the stimulus talks on the Hill? I feel like this is gonna dump when they announce no deal soon.

[Anonymous No.22936512]

can someone explain how IPOs work in a fair manner? its all the same seller, the company, so no "market makers" involved. so how does the NYSE determine what buyers get the first buys at the opening values? whos computer decides how much to raise the asking price for each order? this shit all seems very sketchy, how do we know big venture capitalist firms arent getting "kickbacks" for investing in palantir by surreptitiously getting their first million shares for the $7.50 price before flipping it to us chumps for $22.63

[Anonymous No.22936514]

>>22936470
Are they?

[Anonymous No.22936516]

>>22936450
Honestly your portfolio is so small and worthless. Just all in some call options and see if you can 5x it real quick.

[Anonymous No.22936522]

>>22936496
Shut the fuck up, everyone starts somewhere.

[Anonymous No.22936525]

>>22936496
the % is the same

[Anonymous No.22936529]

>NIO

Nice-o

[Anonymous No.22936530]

>>22936459
Go away peggy

[Anonymous No.22936535]

I just stripped down to my socks in the work bathroom laid on the floor and furiously jerked off to misslexa getting fucked on a roof. I came so much bros it was like a cumcano. I wiped it all over the walls

[Anonymous No.22936536]

>>22936496
>Bro just throw away your money before you know what you're doing

[Anonymous No.22936538]

>>22936427
Wow, 400 whole euros

[Anonymous No.22936539]

>>22936429
Looks like you’re getting 100 shares Friday

[Anonymous No.22936543]

How long until the KOS recovery

[Anonymous No.22936548]

Bobros I'm literally ruined

[Anonymous No.22936550]

>>22936514
Are you saying they are?

[Anonymous No.22936553]

Do I sell NVDA? I think its hitting its top again.

[Anonymous No.22936554]

>>22936514
>launch date+1 year
fuck me, my bad

[Anonymous No.22936558]

>>22936466
hopefully it's done dropping. my average cost is like $50 and i'm probably stuck bagholding this garbage for 5 years

[Anonymous No.22936565]

>>22936501
Right, you'll still have made money as long as it's above about 10.50 on Friday, plus you'll have the shares too
I'm new and dumb sorry

[Anonymous No.22936566]

>>22936535
Is this the Amazon anon?

[Anonymous No.22936571]

Guys, I have to poop. But what if PLTR starts trading while I'm pooping?

[Anonymous No.22936573]

>>22936535

Where do you work?

[Anonymous No.22936590]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.22936597]

>>22936571
palantir will know because it's monitoring your plumbing and wait for you to finish

[Anonymous No.22936615]

>>22936571
I just had the same risk man. I pooped buyt i was sweating it.

[Anonymous No.22936617]

>>22936571
Take your phone to the bathroom like a normal person bro

[Anonymous No.22936621]

>>22936573
second for this

[Anonymous No.22936629]

>>22936590
dividends suck.

[Anonymous No.22936628]

I wonder when crack whore sociopath anon will come back?

[Anonymous No.22936633]

>>22936573
At a hospital in nyc

[Anonymous No.22936635]

what is this pattern called? also fuck everyone who acts like overnight futures mean anything

[Anonymous No.22936636]

>>22936573
>>22936621
I'm a kindergarten janitor

[Anonymous No.22936639]

>>22936522
There's literally no point to trading on $250 budget - especially if there are operation fees included (like with mose euro brokers).
You're spending hours watching $2 profits
>>22936525
Yes, obviously, but are you really going to spend days tracking graphs to lock onto that sweet $5 profit?

[Anonymous No.22936645]

Is PLTR going to pump when it opens?

[Anonymous No.22936648]

>finally make it
>Put up an ad on Craigslist or some shit
>Use your stock money to have sex with prime retards
>Pay them $700 and pocket the $5k from pornhub views

Only a rare few evolve from a sensless coomer to a refined pornstar.

[Anonymous No.22936651]

Pltr about to list

[Anonymous No.22936656]

>>22936535
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.22936660]

>>22936645
Yes harder than its probably ever going to pump

[Anonymous No.22936666]

>>22936645
That's the plan. Depends how many weak hands there are.

[Anonymous No.22936667]

>>22936645
no, its going to DRUMPF

[Anonymous No.22936668]

[Anonymous No.22936676]

>>22936550
No the other anon was but he corrected himself
>>22936554
There you go. If you held out for a year you would be absolutely fucked.

[Anonymous No.22936679]

>>22936629

[Anonymous No.22936681]

>>22936648
i stopped using cl when they got rid of classifieds where you could meet lonely horny milfs for sex the easiest

[Anonymous No.22936688]

>>22936636

LOL XD I MADE A FUNNY

did you forgot about the trip IDs you faggot

[Anonymous No.22936690]

>>22936635
you're right, nothing matters. stocks only go up.

[Anonymous No.22936691]

>AMERICA THE STOCK
why would you not buy palantir..

[Anonymous No.22936700]

>>22936636
You fuckin wot m8.
Genuine question, pedophile?

[Anonymous No.22936713]

>>22936651
I don't see it, I'm using a Canadian broker. Will it show for me? I don't even see NIO on my app

[Anonymous No.22936715]

>>22936573
kfc in chicago

[Anonymous No.22936716]

>>22936633
>waves from NYP

[Anonymous No.22936735]

>>22936496
dumbest advice ever. if you have extra money, whether it be $10 or $10000, its better to start investing now instead of waiting until later. time value of money invested is magical

[Anonymous No.22936738]

>>22936713
Switch to TD Canada Trust, get them to activate your account for ThinkOrSwim.

you're welcome, fellow leaf.

[Anonymous No.22936744]

>>22936713
Do you get NYSE listings?

[Anonymous No.22936748]

>>22936516
>Gambling
no ty mate

[Anonymous No.22936753]

>>22936681
Idk who's using cl either. Fuck it I would rather randomly message girls and ask if they would want to make 1500.

[Anonymous No.22936759]

Am I gonna make it bros?

[Anonymous No.22936760]

Sometimes i like to come in on the weekends when noones in the office and get naked and rub my dripping cock all over my hot asian coworkers chair and desk until i cum buckets all over her keyboard. Noone has caught me yet

[Anonymous No.22936773]

>>22936516
Even if he only makes 10 dollars this week thats 10 dollars he didn't have

[Anonymous No.22936774]

>>22936759
At $4.50? Your order isn't going to execute

[Anonymous No.22936776]

>>22936759
no, you wont get any lol

[Anonymous No.22936783]

>>22936760
based sex offender

[Anonymous No.22936787]

>>22936759
Yoir order isn't gonna get filled. Not a single share.

[Anonymous No.22936790]

>>22936738
Thanks leaf bud, I fuckin owe ya

[Anonymous No.22936791]

>>22936774
I'm hoping for a massive quick dip then moon. It could happen

[Anonymous No.22936793]

>>22936690
to be fair, this is true in a long enough time frame.

[Anonymous No.22936795]

>>22936760
>Yes Based Department

[Anonymous No.22936798]

>>22936512
>fair
No, what you described is basically exactly how it works. A company usually sets up it's IPO/whatever with one of the big banks, where they agree to buy a large chunk of the shares for a certain price. This provides the company with confidence their ipo won't totally flop, and gives the bank some free dosh (as long as they estimate a good ipo price).

[Anonymous No.22936799]

>>22936787
>>22936776
>>22936774
my order's in for $9 bros.... 12 shares let's get it

[Anonymous No.22936805]

>>22936783
Theres nothing illegal about that wtf

[Anonymous No.22936810]

>>22936799
Mine is in for $30 45 shares

[Anonymous No.22936813]

I have my order in for PLTR at 700 shares at 10.50 am I going to fill?

[Anonymous No.22936814]

>>22936760
Does she notice the sticky keys?

[Anonymous No.22936816]

>>22936744
I guess not on this app. It's weirdly restrictive. Also I have a fuck load of fees. I'm going to look for a better stock broker app.

[Anonymous No.22936817]

>>22936776
>>22936787
It could happen. Have faith in Jesus

[Anonymous No.22936818]

Oh boy, Corsair's mooning again. Except I don't even care because I'm dying for Palantir to open.

[Anonymous No.22936821]

>>22936774
If buy in at the declared price, will my order go through?

[Anonymous No.22936822]

>>22936753
does that actually work i always assume they're undercovers or extremely gullible retards

[Anonymous No.22936826]

If I don't get any PLTR, can I just buy at open?

[Anonymous No.22936828]

>>22936810
why would you make an order for $30 when the projected opening price is 9.50-10 with a reference price of 7.25 yesterday

[Anonymous No.22936841]

>>22936826
yes

[Anonymous No.22936843]

>>22935736
HAH I DIDNT DUMP EAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.22936848]

>>22936676
so is everyone here thats talking about november 2020 and jan2021 calls are aiming to unload on people who see GME rise leading up to/after the console launch? and those later entry people just werent paying attention, didnt want to take a risk, or just think they can play hot potatoe in the hopes some else is retarded enough to buy that late after a new console launch?

[Anonymous No.22936854]

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937
>https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937
>https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1311329683867303937

No Meadow, are we rocketing soon?

[Anonymous No.22936858]

>>22936816
Which broker are you using?

[Anonymous No.22936862]

>>22936828
Because that way no matter the price, I'll still get shares. Do you know how a limit order works?

[Anonymous No.22936867]

Okay someone explain the ducking pltr hype
What do you know about this fucking company
If you arent in it to short then whats your game plan exactly

[Anonymous No.22936868]

>>22936826
it'll be overvalued so you gotta get it now

[Anonymous No.22936869]

PLTR 500 order 10.10 pray for me bros

[Anonymous No.22936877]

>>22936827
>>22936827
>>22936827
>>22936827
NEW

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22936884]

I bought a speculative BA put option. The only reason this thing is going up is because boomers keep buying it since it's in the dow. Once the dow has the correction that's been planned for later this week you'll see it crash just like it's failed product line.

[Anonymous No.22936885]

>>22936814
No i make sure to clean up real good. There are no cameras so im not too worried

[Anonymous No.22936891]

>>22936862
yeah but i only got 108 bux to trade

[Anonymous No.22936892]

>>22936862
unless the price starts at $30.01. why dont you just make a market buy order if you want to "blank check" the shares

[Anonymous No.22936897]

How are you guys placing order on PLTR already? I don’t see shit on think or swim. I’m new

[Anonymous No.22936904]

>>22936760
They don't have cameras in your office?

[Anonymous No.22936910]

Bought a $15 SSSS call

[Anonymous No.22936917]

>>22936817
existence of palantir literally confirms that the jesus isn't real.

[Anonymous No.22936918]

>>22936822
Yi ever watch that netflix movie "hot girls wanted"?
Pornstars can barely keep up with the amount of girls that want to do porn for fun. You start by messaging and then they come to you after a bit. I'm in a big city so if I tried I could get an easy start.

It'd be absolutely disgusting and souless and I would lose any sense of dignity that I had. But would you rather be the guy jerking off or the guy who's pounding pussy every weekend and making money. If it's all anonymous your job won't know.

[Anonymous No.22936924]

>>22936884
based, ive lost too much on options in this clown market im still bitter about my $1,500 worth of AAPL puts failing from friday. so good luck

[Anonymous No.22936945]

>>22936892
No, anon. It's an order where I won't get shares if the price opens above $30. As long as it's below $30, I'll get my shares at the trading price albeit only the quantity that I bid for, which is 45. The idea is you bid high to de facto guarantee your shares, but that comes at the downside of not being able to get many shares at open

[Anonymous No.22936948]

>>22936818
i bought 50 shares at $15 on a whim because after the drop it was uptrending again and i like corsair's products, that's it. now im just moving my stop loss up below the low of each day and it hasn't popped yet, idk whether i should sell or just keep waiting for the low of the previous day to pop, also another "wish i had bought more" scenario.

[Anonymous No.22936962]

sold CRSR at 21, WEW getting back in at 17-18

[Anonymous No.22936964]

>>22936897
You can place a order on the browser version, not sure about desktop

[Anonymous No.22936975]

>>22936848
Yes. GME has been crashing red for the past 5 years. It went from 40 to $2 without a single green day. You sell on November anon or your holdings will be damned.

[Anonymous No.22937014]

>>22936858
Wealthsimple. It has a shitload of fees and I'm paying out the ass. I really want another broker but I didn't want to miss out on GME.

[Anonymous No.22937058]

>>22937014
It’s ok I use Wealthsimple too. It’s honestly your best bet if you got <10k to invest. Sucks to day trade nyse stocks tho

[Anonymous No.22937093]

>>22937058
True that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anonymous No.22937095]

>>22936975
>It went from 40 to $2 without a single green day
holy fuck, what did I get into, thank God this is all play money. thanks so much, im learning.
>mfw this all works

[Anonymous No.22937129]

>>22936945
dont ipos auction off to the highest limit prices

[Anonymous No.22937236]

>>22936975
>It went from 40 to $2 without a single green day.
Why lie about things like this?

[Anonymous No.22937275]

>>22937095
>>22937236
You buy it now at $10. Then sell at $50 what's so difficult to understand about this.

[Anonymous No.22937316]

CMON SHLL
FUCKING GO TO 100000 ALREADY

[Anonymous No.22937328]

>>22937275
nah I got it now, was just trying to figure out who who would actually make the other side of that bet.