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2292098 No.2292098 [Reply] [Original]

When are you going to stop playing with that video game money and start making real investments?

>> No.2292109

>>2292098
When will you stop watching TV, eating your banquet microwavable meals, and counting the liver spots on your head?

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when I drive my lambo fresh out the lot gramps

>> No.2292151

>>2292098
Even if he gives bad advice, this grandpa/great-uncle/etc looks like a great family member to have. Cautious but not overbearing, judgmental but in a jocular way with the best intentions, an overall warm and caring man.

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>>2292098
When real investments start making gains as real as video game money.

>> No.2292178

>>2292170
Nasdaq index funds

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>>2292178
I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that over the sound of my lambo engine roaring.

>> No.2292199

My grandpa came over the other day. I showed him my portfolio. He said "Hmm, that's alright. You should be careful though. Back in the day, I knew a lot of people. And the deals I made were always on the side. I remember buying stock from Bank X for 1 monetary unit and selling it for 5 to my contacts. Great money I did back there"

Jesus, we're just like him.