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Every time I masturbate the price of chainlink goes down. Every time I do nofap the price of chainlink goes up? Am I a god or is this a message from god?

>> No.22917702

>>22917620
Dude! Me too. It’s the weirdest thing. Me fapping is a lagging indicator of price instability and uncertainty.

>> No.22917716

>>22917620
FUCKING SAME, BRO

>> No.22917739

whoa, you're like that dude who controls the world by bobbing his head up and down in his bedroom.

>> No.22917750

>>22917620
Are you saying that by not masturbating in like 8 months i provoked the bullrun? Nice

>> No.22917755

>>22917620
>>22917702
multi verse/original universe theory?

i've had this feeling too, either selective perception or may be possible we all live in a original seperate universe where our mind dictates the end?
fuck man

>> No.22917784

>>22917750
Cum oracles

>> No.22917906

>>22917620
Perhaps you have it backwards. You Fap when Chainlink is tanking because your are depressed and seeking some small joy. When Chainlink moons you don’t need to fap because you are getting off on the gains

>> No.22917939

>>22917739
whamt?

>> No.22917955

Wtf i have thought about this too!

>> No.22918643

>>22917620
Sex Magic ("Magick") is one of the most powerful forms of magic. Next time you masturbate, think of Sergey giving a presentation to some suits. When you intuit that the suits are thinking "token not needed" or "we can easily have our guys make this ourselves", try hard to cum and imagine a the price going up and Sergey saying "but it's going to be the industry standard".

>> No.22918861

>>22917620
I have this too and the worst part is we all STILL choose to coom! Despite even the slightest possibility that not coming might allow us to make it we STILL do it! We are addicted coomers for sure.

>> No.22918916

All of you need to take your meds, you're not god! I AM GOD!!!

>> No.22918953

I always bukake on the business section and whatever I hit with my coom moons.

>> No.22918969

>>22917620
stop fapping OP

>> No.22919013

>>22917702
Hey here’s a weird thought. Maybe you got such a dopamine rush from the pump it pushed off your need to crank your dick for a cheap thrill

>> No.22919040

>>22917620
It's canonical board lore that each person has his own timeline and quantum immortality is real.

>> No.22919052

>>22917620
Spurious correlation

>> No.22919240

>>22917755
Thats my thought too, or rather that each individual is simultaneously god of their own universe and traveling between different timelines subconsciously. Actions like not fapping could drastically change your personal mood which would in turn move you to another timeline.

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>>22917620
>>22917702
>>22917716
we better moon in November then

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>>22918643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRKFGBXTpOc