/smg/

[Anonymous No.22911650]

Fuckin fair weather bulls edition. Crabby red day and you bunch of chumps all a sudden don’t wanna talk about stocks huh

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:

https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.22911666]

twitter shadow banned me because i told cramer masks are a garment that signal capitulation to the state

[Anonymous No.22911721]

>>22911666

Satan digits

[Anonymous No.22911737]

Oooga booga

[Anonymous No.22911756]

Should I buy an horse?

[Anonymous No.22911775]

>>22911737

Ayyyy wher da white womens is be at ?

[Anonymous No.22911777]

FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK ANIME

[Anonymous No.22911785]

This pump is so fake and gay lol.
Illuminati types pumping this shit high so that when the numbers go down tomorrow it's because of all the things bad orange man said

[Anonymous No.22911807]

Does anyone have a brainlet tier guide for put and call options?

[Anonymous No.22911812]

>>22911650
Green Tea is a godly drink.

Patrician choice op.

[Anonymous No.22911816]

If you wanna buy crypto these days do you need to give all identification shit and address info or am I being memes?

Looking at binance

[Anonymous No.22911834]

Get in, Boeing gonna hit 175 today

[Anonymous No.22911843]

>>22911807
no such thing, too many factors involved

[Anonymous No.22911845]

>>22911756
Only if you want to get cucked. Human boys can't compete with horse cock

[Anonymous No.22911868]

>>22911785
If you're so confident, sell now and buy back in tomorrow, then. Should be easy money for you.

[Anonymous No.22911886]

Boeing is gonna moon this whole week

[Anonymous No.22911894]

>>22911807
Grug think rock go uppies buy calls, Grug think rock go downies buy puts.

[Anonymous No.22911950]

>>22911868
Implying I'm long in anything right now

[Anonymous No.22911955]

>>22911807

Read up some and then dip your feet in with a cheap call or put do you can see how it moves and what it feels like. Calls and puts themselves arent big brain shit but when you start fucking with spreads and strategies with them it can be a lot to take in and visualize

[Anonymous No.22911986]

I didn't buy SHLL during the dip and now feel stupid. What do?

[Anonymous No.22911991]

Get in before it’s too late. This is similar to the June1-June 8 run to 240. FAA approval on 737 max tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22911998]

>>22911807
Buying calls and puts is gambling, which is fine if you know where the stock is going to go. The + is it leverages your position, the - is that your investment goes to 0 with time if you're wrong.

Selling covered calls and puts is how you generate income in a stagnant market.

You can sell calls on a stock you own so that even if the market doesn't go up, you still make money. If the market does go up, you still make money from the sale and the premium, but maybe don't make as much money as you would have made just holding the stock. Do this is a crab market.

Selling puts is dangerous if you're not positive a company is rock solid. If you are sure, selling puts can be used like a limit buy that you get paid to do. Again, you want to do it in a crab market because if the price gets TOO low, someone will off their bags on you.

[Anonymous No.22912001]

>>22911816

There’s no hiding anymore. If (((they))) want you they could kick in your door tonight drag you out in a bag and convince your own parents you never existed in the first place.

[Anonymous No.22912005]

nasdaq looks so sexy over 11300

[Anonymous No.22912010]

>>22911816
Yes, the state cracked down hard on crypto after the 2017 boom

[Anonymous No.22912043]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22912049]

>>22911986
Same. I bought all the shit spacs that aren't moving. Should have just bought shll and fmci.

[Anonymous No.22912053]

SQQQ now is the time check em

[Anonymous No.22912054]

>>22911650
did you buy high and sell low today anons?

[Anonymous No.22912059]

foolish shorts, you can not stop destiny

[Anonymous No.22912063]

>>22912005
are you looking at futures, based retard?

[Anonymous No.22912188]

ONE

[Anonymous No.22912207]

>>22912188

NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.22912217]

>>22912188
post portfolio

[Anonymous No.22912243]

>>22911238
>>22911238
>>22911238
finish this one first

[Anonymous No.22912267]

PUSHHHHH
ME
AGAAAAAAIN
(AGAAAAAAAAAIN)
NASDAQ IS ENDDDDDDDDD

HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO NOW

[Anonymous No.22912296]

>>22911807
Wait for the october crash then buy some long dated calls. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.22912383]

>>22912243
Doesn't show up in "smg" search in catalog.

[Anonymous No.22912403]

>>22912383
Thats why i just linked it

[Anonymous No.22912470]

Man I got FUCKING /CREG'd/
WHO SHILLED IT YESTERDAY? SHOW YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.22912483]

buy NOVS

[Anonymous No.22912486]

CBAT fren turned me into a degenerate penny stock gambler help

[Anonymous No.22912489]

Just Energy? More like JUST energy.

[Anonymous No.22912524]

>>22912470
>China Recycling Energy Corp
>China
breh

[Anonymous No.22912579]

>>22912524
>>22912470 literaly bought a trash stock, a chinese trash stock holykek how shitter could you get

[Anonymous No.22912611]

>>22912470
could've been worse

[Anonymous No.22912667]

>haven't had a green day in 3 weeks
aaaah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22912694]

Just bought 1 SQQQ $25 call dated EoW. Don’t worry anons Bogs will pump everything just to make sure I lose money again.

[Anonymous No.22912738]

tens of thousands of publicly traded companies and you managed to pick a chinese one

[Anonymous No.22912774]

>>22912486
we need more pnds where is he

[Anonymous No.22912776]

>>22912403
How about you do it right next time you fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.22912779]

>>22912483
>non-gmo
so shitty low yield plants that have a shelf life shorter than the time to destination? seems like a moonshot

[Anonymous No.22912789]

>>22912483
Priced in?

[Anonymous No.22912811]

>>22912489

>1:20 reverse split
>ends up back at 0.30 anyways

[Anonymous No.22912812]

Have you tried shipping non-GMO produce overseas? Yeah, you faggots haven't. It's literally impossible. If you want 80% of the world's population to starve, outlaw GMOs.

[Anonymous No.22912852]

>>22912738
Putting money in chink stocks is quite literally investing in a regime that is dead set on expanding chinese mass censorship and influence internationally. Probably the most unpatriotic thing you could do.

[Anonymous No.22912900]

I'm holding some WKHS yet my portfolio is still green today

[Anonymous No.22912933]

Told you to buy blnk options. Just made another grand.

[Anonymous No.22912936]

What GME strike should I go for to optimize gains? Assuming price lands at these but goes no higher?

>GME reaches $15
>GME reaches $20
>GME reaches $25
>GME reaches $30
>GME reaches $35
>GME reaches $40
>GME reaches $45

[Anonymous No.22912938]

>>22911991
Charge your phone my dude

[Anonymous No.22912945]

Confess your investing sins.

[Anonymous No.22912952]

>>22911991
Brainlet here, why would more regulations make the stocks pump?

[Anonymous No.22912965]

>>22912470
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[Lil Twinky No.22912966]

How to invest in trannies?

[Anonymous No.22912973]

>>22912945
I only listen to /biz/ and keep telling myself that I need to stop but it keeps working for me

[Anonymous No.22912983]

>>22912811
I find it ironic how a binch of these fiance people in companies say a stock split wont affect the price, when in many cases they go right back to where they were pre-reverse split but as if though the shares werent split

[Anonymous No.22912984]

>>22912207
TWO

[Anonymous No.22912989]

>>22912945
I only own broad index funds

[Anonymous No.22912992]

GME price target for Friday?

[Anonymous No.22912997]

>>22912945
i turned off bjork to listen to michael jackson

[Anonymous No.22913001]

>>22912966
Who makes dilators? What biotech companies make female hormones or have hormone treatments in their pipelines?

[Anonymous No.22913007]

>>22912966
Why would you invest in something with a 56% rate of decay

[Anonymous No.22913009]

>>22912005
Piss off you annoying attention whore.

[Anonymous No.22913011]

>>22912945

I bought the top of TBLT and held that heavy ass bag for almost 2 years

[Anonymous No.22913015]

>>22912945
I sell covered calls on meme stocks and use the returns to buy divvie stocks

[Anonymous No.22913017]

>>22912936
>GME reaches $8

[Anonymous No.22913018]

Alright frens, probably gonna dip my foot into options with GME. If I buy 1 call contract, this is 100 shares correct?

Also the end date of the contract is where the price needs to be for me to sell it and make money?

[Anonymous No.22913019]

>>22912945
I bought ATH Apple and AMD.

[Anonymous No.22913022]

nasdaq 11400 soon

[Anonymous No.22913028]

>>22912992
10.36 is the new support it's only up from here

[Anonymous No.22913032]

I’m telling you right fucking now you absolute morons, buy BLNK

[Anonymous No.22913036]

>>22912470
>tfw bought at the peak
time to hold and pray i guess

[Anonymous No.22913038]

I actually miss Baggie, I hope he didn't died.

[Anonymous No.22913042]

>>22911666
On twitter I always scroll down and read the deboosted comments first bc these are usually worth more than the top comments

[Anonymous No.22913050]

why are you so obsessed with GME? it didnt even pump that much and there is no news

[Anonymous No.22913053]

>>22912486
He hasnt shown up so i havent stuck money into any of the chinese pnd as i dont trust most of these shills like that anon who recommended some stock at 1.14. It went as low as 86 cents. He kept screaming at me for refusing to jump in. Kek how obvious.

[Anonymous No.22913056]

>>22911807
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black%E2%80%93Scholes_model

[Anonymous No.22913058]

>>22912945
I'm inexperienced and could only afford $200 worth of $10.5 GME shares. That 30k Andy inspired the shit out of me. I'm nervous.

[Anonymous No.22913060]

>>22911666
How do you know if you get shadow banned?

[Anonymous No.22913067]

>>22912945
i dont invest or hold over night

[Anonymous No.22913079]

>>22913017
>in 12/2021

[Anonymous No.22913086]

>>22911807
It is like horse betting the lower the odds your strike gets hit the more you make if it does.

[Anonymous No.22913093]

>>22912059

[Anonymous No.22913097]

Fuck you idiots.
Ignore gme and buy BLNK.
I’m frustrated by how hard it is to make all you other niggers rich.

[Anonymous No.22913101]

>>22912945
fuck you

[Anonymous No.22913102]

>>22913050
Shut up and COOOOOOOOM

[Anonymous No.22913108]

>>22912852
Who gives a fuck? All you should care about at this point is making money. There is nothing to be patriotic about in America anymore.

[Anonymous No.22913109]

>>22913001
*vomits*

[Anonymous No.22913113]

>>22913038
I miss him too now I can’t inverse him to make gains.

[Anonymous No.22913118]

>>22911756
>an horse

[Anonymous No.22913119]

>>22912936
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html

Do the math yourself dawg

[Anonymous No.22913126]

>>22913097
Just bought 10 calls and I'm down $50, thanks fag

[Lil Twinky No.22913127]

>>22913022
Imagine pounding her bussi in a dingy porta potty during a summer rainstorm. -glorp glorp glorp- goes the bbc as it rams deep into the guts of the tranny wanny. The porta potty heats up and becomes steamy from the bestial rumblings of the glistening black bvll. “Oi ooh -slam-“ the bvll has punched the tranny. “Ohh yess” the black bvll them shoves the trannies head into the shithole and fucks the trannie vigorously, creating a mess of blood, cum, shit, and rain water all over the bvlls heaping mass of coal and the trannies gaping boi pucci.

[Anonymous No.22913134]

How is GME not a ponzi scheme? Everyone is going to bail in January. Imagine being the people holding the bags at that point

[Anonymous No.22913133]

>>22912945
I own chaninlink and i'm never selling

[Anonymous No.22913135]

>>22913050
>it didnt even pump that much and there is no news
Tell that to the guy who tossed 96k yesterday at it and walked away with 104k today, near 10k gain. I wish i could do that but alas i dont have that much money and i have paper mache hands.

[Anonymous No.22913138]

>>22913108
sadly this

[Anonymous No.22913145]

>>22913097
you better not fuck me on this anon

[Anonymous No.22913151]

>>22913134
The company is still undervalued if anything.
Look at their profits, market capitalization, etc. They are so cheap.

[Anonymous No.22913153]

>>22913134
Stay poor, fag.

[Anonymous No.22913156]

>>22913097
Don't worry brah, I bought 14 shares of BLNK last week

[Anonymous No.22913157]

>>22912945

I simply cannot stop buying low volume contrarian options on obscure stocks. I don't even care about money and don't spend it on anything, buy most of my clothes at target, I just want to feel like a champ. This is a very very dumb way to invest, but unless its insanely hard to pull off im not interested.

[Anonymous No.22913166]

>>22913097
buy BLNK shares now, wait for a dip, or buy a call. if so what call?

[Anonymous No.22913170]

>>22913134
>holding the bags at that point'
Bobo gets to hold the bag

[Anonymous No.22913172]

>>22913058
Some of you collect some weird pics. Havent said it before but jeeez. Or the trannyposters wtf is wrong with them now that is extra disgusting. Like why are you even looking at that stuff in the first place!?

[Anonymous No.22913174]

>>22913109
Um...why do they need magnets and why is "rectal" usage one of the suggestions?

[Anonymous No.22913181]

>>22913138
Damn, they're so hardcore butthurt about trump getting TWO peace prize nominations.

[Anonymous No.22913182]

>>22913134
How are your puts doing?

[Anonymous No.22913186]

>>22913058
Iron hands friendo
Hold the line

[Anonymous No.22913188]

>>22913097
Why didn't you tell me to buy it before it reached 7% gains you fucking nigger. Tell me whats the next stock that will make 10% gains

[Anonymous No.22913206]

>>22913166
Look at the line for a few moons, you decide

[Anonymous No.22913210]

>>22913097
>I’m frustrated by how hard it is to make all you other niggers rich.
How can I trust you're not scamming me? So many anons here who pretend to be frens but are mere scammers. Also wasnt blink caught fudging the number of chargers?

[Anonymous No.22913213]

I own GME and I’m never selling. Cohen will sell one stock he had and buy the whole company to turn around and take over Walmart then take the business and drive Amazon price down to $4

[Anonymous No.22913212]

>>22913174
Never heard of a boipuccy, bigot?

[Anonymous No.22913218]

>>22911807
Just buy NAK calls for next year. If the stock goes up at all you’ll make bank.
While you’re at it but NAK stocks

[Anonymous No.22913221]

>>22913166
Buy calls, sell calls.
Rug pull at $12 with me, buy dip down to $10.50 with me, wait for rip to $15 next month.
$12 probably under 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.22913222]

>>22913172

Go back.

[Anonymous No.22913234]

Can you feel it?

[Anonymous No.22913237]

>>22913174
I think one of the *newer* surgeries involves rerouting part of the colon to the axe wound, so you need to use it to make sure your colon doesn't collapse or something. It's so horrific and frankenstein-ian it's hard to explain in words.

[Anonymous No.22913239]

>>22913007
>56%
You're thinking of Americans - trannies are only 41% (for now).

[Anonymous No.22913238]

>>22913188
Nice. Find this annoying. Most shills show up AFTER it pumped. How are we supposed to know if theyre notnjust trying to squeeze the remaining huice out of it by shilling it to us only to leave us bagholders.

[Anonymous No.22913241]

>>22913213
based

[Anonymous No.22913242]

>>22913188
Fuck you you stupid fucking nigger. I’ve been saying it for literally 2 weeks since it was $6.00

[Lil Twinky No.22913246]

>me posting fag shit

[Anonymous No.22913247]

>>22913097

OHHMMYYYGGOOOOOODDDDD
ITSDUMPIIIIIINGGGGGGG!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22913253]

>>22913138
>>22913181
Trump is the only president in the last 37 years to not have started a foreign conflict or war.

[Anonymous No.22913258]

>>22912984
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.22913259]

>>22913239
Fuck, this stupidity is why I'm poor and never going to make it
Owell, at least I didn't cut off my dick and take titty skittles

[Anonymous No.22913260]

>>22913210
Just shut the fuck up and buy it. I’m even telling you children my rugpull and rentry goals.

[Anonymous No.22913272]

>>22913218
Tempted throw a 10k lottery at it.

[Anonymous No.22913276]

>>22912945
I only own broad index funds and active management funds.

[Anonymous No.22913277]

>>22913188
CRMD will make 200% gains over the next year.

You may screencap this post, I'v already doubled my original investment

[Anonymous No.22913280]

>>22913222
Anon ive been here for quite some time. Just never mentioned it that some of yall are real weird. The normies usually see me as weird (normal weird) but jeeez some of the people on here take it to an extreme level especially the tranny posters.

[Anonymous No.22913284]

>>22913253
To be fair he got in a twitter war with Kim Jong

[Anonymous No.22913287]

>>22913234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_ZNW1DACE
>Can you feel it?
At last the long wait is over
the weight is off my shoulder
I'm taking all control yeah
My mind is set so free
I'm where I want to be
To get the best of me

[Anonymous No.22913288]

>>22913134
people are buying it because the sheer selling pressure from 100% outstanding shares short makes it still so fundamentally undervalued.
it's like the deep value shit where companies with uncertain fate like OVV and BBBY still end up going +400% in months because it was so heavily oversold.
Gamestop is still a shitty company with absolutel horrible corporate, but that doesn't mean it should be priced at bankruptcy with massive positive catalysts and speculation in the foreseeable future

you dont have to buy GME though, just ignore it if you think it's blockbuster

[Anonymous No.22913292]

>>22913242
Huh where!? One post once a week isnt much of a notice if thats the case.

[Anonymous No.22913300]

>>22913280
>yall

[Anonymous No.22913306]

>>22913239
The number definitely needs pumping. At least 70% minimum.

[Anonymous No.22913313]

>>22913182
Sold when it dropped to 9.7 for small profits, will rebuy when it peaks in Jan and the ponzi scheme collapses. There's too many greater fools that this will ponzi pump into Jan and then a great collapse.

[Anonymous No.22913317]

>>22912779
Changed my mind, I'm in.

[Anonymous No.22913324]

>>22913284
>twitter war
>twitter
>equivalent to real war

Lol

[Anonymous No.22913333]

>>22913272
Do it faggot. Remember, no salmon.

[Anonymous No.22913335]

>>22913280
get a better macro folder idiot, they're just like stocks

[Anonymous No.22913345]

>>22913280
only people who are weird here are those who hate on that one anon who freezes his cum loads in tupperware.

[Anonymous No.22913347]

>>22913292
I’ve been posting close to twice a day for over 2 weeks.
28 warnings later you niggers FOMO buy.
You’ll get 50% of the gains you would have if you listened, but that’s still huge.
$12 is my rugpull.

[Anonymous No.22913352]

>>22913134
They will learn the hard way, it's a cult.

[Anonymous No.22913357]

>>22913242
Well I already missed out on this one so give me your next one, before it makes 10% gains preferably. That is if you actually want to make strangers rich as you said.

[Anonymous No.22913358]

Kraken Robotics doing good

[Anonymous No.22913379]

>>22913313
>will rebuy when it peaks in Jan
wow way to hibernate Bobo. I plan to buy some puts at the peak of the squeeze myself but i"ll also have based coomcat gainz

[Anonymous No.22913382]

>>22913313
Dump in January, got it. Thank you Bobo. People here are mean to you but I think youre endearing.

[Anonymous No.22913383]

>>22913313
is halloween safe enough to sell before the console launch dump?

[Anonymous No.22913386]

>>22913182
Lmao. Reminds me of the guy who kept saying workhorse was going sub $5 or sub $10 back in early July

[Anonymous No.22913392]

>>22913357
My 1st one isn’t done running you idiot.
Can someone get the retard back to his parents? It’s going to run up another fucking 25%

[Anonymous No.22913398]

>>22913306
Both White Americans and transgender suicide numbers need to be 70% minimum.

[Anonymous No.22913400]

>>22913352
There are no rational reasons to not get GME.

[Anonymous No.22913404]

>>22912945
I am seriously thinking about joining a paid penny stock scalp chat room

[Anonymous No.22913405]

>KNDI
the meme continues

[Anonymous No.22913408]

>>22913347
Fair enough. Guess i wasnt on when you were shilling albeit id still be sketched mainly cause what happened in july.

[Anonymous No.22913409]

mr.skunk

[Anonymous No.22913410]

I have 290 shares of UAVS

[Anonymous No.22913411]

I want a black man to pump hot sticky cum deep into my bowels

[Anonymous No.22913413]

>>22913392
If you want anons to buy your shill you need to stop being a meanie.

[Anonymous No.22913421]

https://careers.gamestop.com/en-US/job/senior-merchant-online/J3R6DY6L0179P6JLQMT

Bullish.
From Blockbuster of video games, to Amazon of video games, in a few months.
End of year stock price target $420.69

[Anonymous No.22913423]

>>22913221
alright anon I trust you since I bought like 20 shares of BLNK at 7 when you shilled it I will buy a call :)

[Anonymous No.22913425]

>down $50 today because NAK went down 2¢
Why won’t it just moon already!!!

[Anonymous No.22913430]

>>22913411
Go join a crypto thread. You'll find many like you

[Anonymous No.22913439]

>>22913411
bullish

[Anonymous No.22913442]

>>22913411
Watch less porn

[Anonymous No.22913443]

>>22913410
Have you been hplding since May?

[Anonymous No.22913444]

Damn the jannies really just dont give a fuck today. FUCK U JANNIES

[Anonymous No.22913451]

>>22913097
Blink stations are pure trash

[Anonymous No.22913454]

What channel is even hosting the POTUS debates?

[Anonymous No.22913457]

should i put 1k into tesla

[Anonymous No.22913464]

>>22913451
Blnk used to be worth 3500 wtf happened .

[Anonymous No.22913466]

>>22913425
Wait at least a year

[Anonymous No.22913469]

Spy is getting absolutely hammered right now holy shit

[Anonymous No.22913470]

GME BROS WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.22913472]

How do I stop my broker from using my shares to rent out to GME shorts?

[Anonymous No.22913476]

CHICKEN ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BONE

[Anonymous No.22913480]

>>22913443
I bought @ 3.48 a share on July 16th

[Anonymous No.22913484]

Sirs we are going the wrong way

[Anonymous No.22913492]

>>22913472
ummm mods??

[Anonymous No.22913495]

>>22912503
*makes airplane noises*
Open wide, here comes the full course!

[Anonymous No.22913502]

>>22913454
fox

[Anonymous No.22913505]

Mfw my black bvll hits it right

[Anonymous No.22913506]

>>22913470
Stay strong fellow COOMer, if you panic with every little dip, the bobos win.

[Anonymous No.22913515]

>>22913347
Bullshit this is the first time I'm hearing about it.

[Anonymous No.22913520]

>>22913464
There was some 3rd part report on them that said an audit revealed their stations were trash, nobody uses them, and they only had a fraction of the stations claimed.

[Anonymous No.22913523]

>>22913466
I know I’m just bored right now

[Anonymous No.22913525]

>>22913472
where is that boys penis?

[Anonymous No.22913529]

>>22913472
It's not gay to get tricked by a tranny online where they can post their best pictures that they've edited to their satisfaction, but it's gay to fuck one.

[Anonymous No.22913533]

>>22913472
Would savagely rape

[Anonymous No.22913543]

>>22913398
God, I love the aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.22913544]

>Jews off yesterday
>have a glorious pump

>Jews return
>everything is suppressed

hmmmm

[Anonymous No.22913548]

>>22913472
Put it in a cash account
If using robinhood theres some specific option you have to select every day

[Anonymous No.22913556]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[reluctant kneepad girl No.22913559]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh wait me am short yayayaya

[Anonymous No.22913561]

>>22913515
Oh yeah because I must have same fag posted like this anon and opened a second robinhood account to just fu k with you.
>>22913423
OR Zch9or7E is a different poster and actually listened to me.
Don’t worry about 30-40 cent drops or rises. This thing is going to $12 before any major pullback.

[Anonymous No.22913562]

>>22913544
really activates my jogging almonds, if only there was some type of solution, maybe a final one

[Anonymous No.22913569]

>>22913457
>tesla
Yes. Come back and report on my wonderful advice at the end of the year

[Anonymous No.22913576]

How do I program an algo to beat the market? Do I learn Python or HTML5 first? NKLA says HTML5 is the programming language capable of interfacing with supercomputers and that I can create custom chips with it, so I think that's where I should go first. Lordstown's pickup truck has a computer in each wheel, think I should buy one of those? 4 computers means it has 4x the computational power of my OC so k think I can trade stocks at 4x efficiency with it. K think I'm going to be rich guys.

[Anonymous No.22913577]

WATCH ME WHIP

[Anonymous No.22913584]

>>22913470
>He didn't hold through earnings
nuCOOMers I swear

[Anonymous No.22913603]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.22913607]

>>22913577
Omg is that real?

[Anonymous No.22913611]

>>22913577
okay there's absolutely no way this is real.
is the cat bearish or bullish?

[Anonymous No.22913619]

>>22913576
Haha why the fuck would you learn HTML5?

Python3 dude. Get in there the going is good and easy

[Anonymous No.22913625]

THERE IS NO BUY VOLUME, BULLS BEWARE

[Anonymous No.22913627]

>>22913577
how did they make him do that?

[Anonymous No.22913629]

Give it to me straight guys. What's the debate going to do to my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.22913630]

>>22911650
STZ calls or puts

[Anonymous No.22913632]

and just like that, GME will never be below $10.23 ever again

[Anonymous No.22913642]

[Anonymous No.22913644]

Stonks go down but my folio goes up

[Anonymous No.22913646]

IM COOOOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.22913647]

>>22913629
>orange man speak
>stock go down

[Anonymous No.22913648]

Jannies on break we on tilt ayooooooo

[Anonymous No.22913649]

>>22913632
Should I go all-in on Cloudflare (NET)?

[Anonymous No.22913650]

OH NONONO GAMERS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.22913663]

>>22911650
Is it likely for oxy to go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.22913665]

>>22913577
how did they get the cat to do that??

[Anonymous No.22913667]

where my SAVA bros at?
>we alzheimers cure now?

[Lil Twinky No.22913673]

Aint no jannies today boys time to wil out like its 6th grade and we got the retarded teacher today yeeeet

[Anonymous No.22913674]

Fuck trannies and fuck Donald Trump

[Anonymous No.22913676]

[Anonymous No.22913678]

>>22913644
god I wanna have sex with reimu

[Anonymous No.22913686]

>>22913619
Will that get someone who's new a good job in say ... A year?

[Anonymous No.22913691]

>>22913632
Good call.

[Anonymous No.22913699]

>>22913676
wtf am i looking at here

[Anonymous No.22913708]

>>22913686
No, they'll give that job to a pajeet or chink who will do it for 1/10th of what you wanted to get paid

[Anonymous No.22913709]

am i doing it right

[Anonymous No.22913720]

>>22913576
>>22913619
Hot take: it doesn't matter what language/framework/library you use - as long as it gets the job done.
Meme tech employers utterly btfo'd

[Anonymous No.22913722]

>>22913032
i think i literally bought todays top thanks to this post

[Anonymous No.22913729]

>>22913649
im just in GME because ultimately the (realistic) potential downside is only 20%-30% at most. Black swan even being Ryan Cohen getting assassinated or something but that's not realistic.
only reason it's this cheap in the first place is because 100% of outstanding shares were shorted. Though people are silly to think a short squeeze is imminent because the short selling also means there are ~130 million shares floating around the market.

if short interest decreases and institution/insiders/whales keep staying long, that's actually when a short squeeze becomes more likely. Institution alone owns 74 million shares

[Anonymous No.22913732]

>>22913699
ovipositor sex toy
that way its not gay

[Lil Twinky No.22913734]

FUCK JANNIE TRANNIES!!!!

[Anonymous No.22913753]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.22913754]

I’m only up 800 dollars what a boring day

[Anonymous No.22913757]

You know, if this is the typical teacup and handle day for GME and the bottom is around 10.30, does that mean the day will end at 10.50?

[Lil Twinky No.22913762]

I hereby declare /smg/ a jannie free automonous zone. FUCK JANNIES

[Anonymous No.22913766]

>>22913729
If you bought at 5, realistically there is no downside. If you bought at 10, realistically the downside is 50%. The upside is realistically also 50%. That's not a particularly good trade, but not bad. The main problem is the event probability is near-0.

[Anonymous No.22913768]

>>22913722
Bruh, shut up, no pussies allowed in the BLNK BULL BOUNCEHOUSE
Go to your cuck cage.

[Anonymous No.22913771]

>>22913619
But...but HTML5 is for supercomputers...
All programmers use it...

Bro, my portfolio is like 90%NKLA, don't tell me they're lying....

[Anonymous No.22913782]

>>22913686
No, stop being a bitch and get the degree. Too many absolute retards writing code right now.

Don't want the degree? Go learn
Networking - CCNA
Python3
Linux Server Administration - LPIC

Go be an infra boi

[Anonymous No.22913793]

NFL is having a coronavirus outbreak, just as predicted. Load up on draftkings puts.

[Anonymous No.22913799]

>>22913766
Completely retarded post.
This company is so fucken undervalued the only way it will ever go back to 5 is if Cohen is found dead.
How do you even invest?

[Lil Twinky No.22913801]

Fuck jannies!

[Anonymous No.22913804]

>>22913771
>Bro, my portfolio is like 90%NKLA

Aaaaaaand opinion dropped

[Anonymous No.22913805]

HERE WE GO BLINK BULLS
FUCK THE KEKS

[Anonymous No.22913809]

>>22913720
What is

"PERFORMANCE"
Or
"SUPPORTED/MAINTAINED LIBRARIES"

[Anonymous No.22913811]

is WWR a meme? lithium, been reaching new highs. fat volume

[Anonymous No.22913816]

>>22913793
My coworker told me this would happen. Source?

[Anonymous No.22913826]

>>22913799
>I and 90% of the retailtards are THE WOLF OF WALL STREEEEET!
>smart money will allow ALL OF US to be come MILLIONAIRES WEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.22913828]

Check out my gains faggots. Don’t worry maybe one day you can have a yearly I crease like me

[Anonymous No.22913835]

>>22913771
html5 isn't a programming language
it's literally in the name
hyper text markup language

[Anonymous No.22913837]

>>22913771
Holy shit.

Just learn C. Then C++.

Step it up senpai

[Anonymous No.22913839]

>>22913782
Where to start?

[Anonymous No.22913844]

>GME sales below VWAP push up VWAP
Shorts are covering cheap, but cheap is now $10.30.
RKG, if you're lurking, thanks for teaching.

[Anonymous No.22913856]

reminder... to buy... corsair. 35 EOY

[Anonymous No.22913860]

>>22913844
Down to $1.6 soon

[Lil Twinky No.22913865]

Whos watching the debate tonight?
Fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.22913873]

>>22913844
Elaborate, S3 updated formula and thoughts

[Anonymous No.22913874]

>>22913816
https://nypost.com/2020/09/29/nfls-first-covid-19-outbreak-eight-members-of-titans-test-positive/

[Anonymous No.22913883]

>>22913811
Rumor is TSLA partnership EOW. Who knows if true

[Anonymous No.22913887]

>>22913826
Literally no one is unironically saying that
We just want it to pump for the next few months and then gtfo and never look at it again

[Anonymous No.22913888]

>>22913709
The author of that book probably took your money and bought VOO or TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.22913891]

>>22913856
>Corsair
I don't get it. They only have their brand going for them right?

[Anonymous No.22913895]

>>22913801
>>22913762
uuuuh Lil Twinky think he so smart. He troll 4 chan he sooo smart. kek

[Anonymous No.22913902]

>>22913873
Its over for gamers.

[Anonymous No.22913903]

>>22913887
You yourself are unironically saying that, RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.22913908]

>>22913826
That isn't the point.
Don't say things like "hurr durr it will go back to $5" which it won't unless the company is on the verge of going under or people will mock you.

[Anonymous No.22913911]

ANGO and SRNE are in play. Get the fuck in here!

[Anonymous No.22913912]

>>22913865

Not me fuck that kike shit and their puppets.

[Anonymous No.22913913]

>>22913865
I wish Hunter Biden would debate one of trumps adult sons. I like Don Jr because he looks like me but older

[Anonymous No.22913919]

>>22913839
Networking. You can get a job via networking alone. Also fucking every touches networking.

Security+
CCNA

Then look for help desk roles tier 3 should work out. If you don't learnt he basics you'll always be working around complete retards.

Also if you are not prepared to study constantly you will work surrounded by complete retards

[Anonymous No.22913921]

Until post election

[Anonymous No.22913924]

I have $500. Do I put it all on Workhorse or Palantir?

[Anonymous No.22913926]

>>22913895
just ignore the bait

[Anonymous No.22913927]

>>22913799
Listen to your masters.

[Anonymous No.22913934]

>>22913902
>the desperate fool strikes again
I wonder how short they are?

[Lil Twinky No.22913935]

>>22913895
what da FUCK did u just say wh*teboi?

[Anonymous No.22913937]

>>22913902
Lmao
The website name says everything you need to know.

[Anonymous No.22913938]

>>22913908
Not sure if trolling or genuinely retarded.jpg
The absolute state of GMErs, literally so retarded they don't know what a potential downside is or does sorry. Also believes the company is healthy despite all the evidence.

[Anonymous No.22913945]

Showed my daughter the coomer cat and she is losing it laughing and loves it.

[Anonymous No.22913955]

Another huge candle spiking up on WKHS. big boys know what they're doing, get in while you still can.

[Anonymous No.22913956]

>>22913891
comparable to logitech in esports gear just lesser known. they're heavily invested in streamer hardware. strong fundamentals

[Anonymous No.22913960]

>>22913913
I hate Don Jr. because he hates NAK.

[Anonymous No.22913962]

Anyone loading up on CCXX? I hear there merger is October 7th? I have all of my money in SHLL right now and might go big into CCXX on Friday.

[Anonymous No.22913964]

>>22913921
Or buy XOM. Just saying

[Anonymous No.22913965]

>>22913945
Is that the nickname for your penis? Teach her that size isn't everything, go in the backdoor and see if she still laughs.

[Anonymous No.22913968]

>>22913938
$5 is their net cash position.
literal liquidation price

[Anonymous No.22913972]

>>22913902
How many shares do you think the writer has short sold?

[Lil Twinky No.22913973]

>>22913945
Post her feet pics

[Anonymous No.22913977]

>>22913891
>They only have their brand going for them right?

[Anonymous No.22913979]

>>22913938
They are pumping and dumping, nothing more than a speculation play. Chill out.

They wouldn't baghold the company even if God told them to do so.

[Anonymous No.22913983]

>>22913860
>>22913902
You'd better short it then!
>>22913873
57% is high. Even this report says chance of a squeeze is high.
I am new to this, but higher volume and interest causes more price movement. Over the last week GME has had many low volume red candles and high volume green candles.
Turn on VWAP. Like all indicators, it can be useful but remember it's retrospective, not predictive.

[Anonymous No.22913987]

>>22913973
Seconding this, thanks

[Anonymous No.22913989]

>>22913938
why is GME on the threshold securities list for last 7 days?

[Anonymous No.22913990]

>>22913938
"all evidence"
Alright now you're just baiting replies. Either you never looked at their financials or you're just fucking with me.
There is no way you're this stupid.

[Anonymous No.22913999]

>>22913945
>Has daughter

How'd you make it anon? And I don't mean the birds and bees.

[Anonymous No.22914000]

Oil having a 5% down day @ 38. Since the Corona lows its been pinging back and forth between 36 and 44 dollars a barrel.

Any movement out of that range to the upside or down side will be swift.

[Anonymous No.22914002]

>>22913979
desu if Ryan becomes CEO I might buy back in with shares after the big squeeze

[Anonymous No.22914008]

>>22913937
>>22913990
Can I be real with you?

Tea tastes like garbage. Never liked it, never will. 100% overrated trash.

[Anonymous No.22914010]

>>22913977
I mean yeah? The product on their page are most basic chinkshit any EE could whiz up

[Anonymous No.22914012]

>>22913956
Should I invest in it because I like their products just like I did with nvidia.

[Anonymous No.22914017]

>>22914002
Agreed.
If it drops back to below $8 after the squeeze and holidays I'll consider it.

[Anonymous No.22914021]

>>22913956
I've been building PCs for decades and I always associated Corsair with RAM.

[Anonymous No.22914025]

>>22914008
Man I wouldn't tell anyone about that shitty opinion if I'm being honest.

[Anonymous No.22914026]

Apologize. It’s breaking 10

[Anonymous No.22914028]

/oil/bros wtf is happening today?
>>22914000
Was there some sort of news for this sudden fall?

[Anonymous No.22914030]

>>22914008
There are many different types of tea my friend.
Most of them taste like ass.
You should try looking around for one you like, it is extremely cozy to have some.
There is a reason tea is a favorite drink of humanity, you just have to find the one for you.

[Anonymous No.22914039]

>>22914008
You're probably just a little dumb and either brew it for too long or with water that's too hot so it ends up bitter and shitty.

[Anonymous No.22914043]

>>22913927
>invest in GameStop
>it succeeds
>make money

>invest in GameStop
>it dies
>GameStop dies

It's literally a win/win situation.

[Anonymous No.22914044]

>>22914021
Ooo but their fan and head set offerings are steady

[Anonymous No.22914046]

Linking this thread before a retard makes another one

>>22912902
>>22912902
>>22912902

[Lil Twinky No.22914048]

I HATE NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.22914049]

>>22913979
That's not what I'm seeing and what they seem to be saying at all, which is the most concerning part. They repeatedly spout bullshit about GME being undervalued and going to $100 a share unironically.

[Anonymous No.22914055]

Apologize now

[Anonymous No.22914077]

>>22913956
They also make pc hardware such as RAM sticks and PSU's, among other things.

[Anonymous No.22914107]

>>22914028
FT noted that XOM was still drilling even with the price drop.

In a different piece released yesterday FT noted lack of drilling and push for green energy by BP and Shell will put us in an oil crisis if oil consumption returns to it's pre-COVID numbers within the coming years.

[Anonymous No.22914110]

>>22914021
So does everyone, none of their other hardware are worth shit. They're a mediocre company at best and I wouldn't buy it for $5.

[Anonymous No.22914180]

>>22913965
No the GME coomer cat. You haven’t heard. GME has taken the stock world by storm and is going to short squeeze to infinity. Everyone invested is going to make it. GME is going to create the biggest change of hands there ever was in history. Money will flow to GME shareholders in abundance.

[Anonymous No.22914211]

>>22913576
its possible. pic related

[Anonymous No.22914231]

>>22914211
Medallion fund is proprietary and only allows employees to invest, meaning in truth it's probably not based on algos and rather based on insider info.

[Anonymous No.22914267]

>>22913999
Made it in a lab. Got dna from the Egyptian Queen with the big long alien head and spliced it with mine.

[Anonymous No.22914361]

>>22913888
made me :)

[Anonymous No.22914388]

Everyone shut the fuck up and listen to me.
I said apologize.

[Anonymous No.22914398]

>>22913472
I would

no homo

[Anonymous No.22914403]

When are we pulling the rug on BLNK

[Anonymous No.22914453]

I'm voting for Trump.

[Anonymous No.22914466]

>>22914453
based.

[Anonymous No.22914478]

>>22913964
you think itll level out soon?

[Anonymous No.22914482]

>>22911807
LEAPS >>>>>>>>>> Weekly Degenerate Gambling.

Buy at the money or in the money. Yes they are more expensive, but the Delta (Value increase per dollar increase) gets closer and closer to 1 the more in the money you are. (The more the value will act like actually holding stock)

I have AAPL 2023 Call options for $105. Cost me $2500. But if at any point in the next 2.5 years AAPL hits $150, I double my money. That's a pretty safe 100% investment to be fair.

Plus LEAPS hold potential value (Theta) for a lot longer than weeklies or monthlies.

[Anonymous No.22914522]

Thoughts on Exxon?

[Anonymous No.22914527]

>>22914055
How high is this going?? Should I get in at 9.96??

[Anonymous No.22914531]

>>22913960
The best part is he doesn’t even hate NAK because “””muh salmon industry””” he just hates it because he fishes up their for sport with his buddies and they may get disrupted by the mine

[Anonymous No.22914548]

>>22914388
This is the new CLSK?

[Anonymous No.22914552]

>>22914522
Checked and it’s almost back to March levels already if the market dumps more xom will be sub 20 or even 15.
Maybe they will announce stock buy backs idk.

[Anonymous No.22914605]

>>22914107

Didn't oil prices in real terms botto in the 60s before taking off in the 70s?

Imo, oil tops are more political than anything. Oil Embargo, Iran hostage crisis and the mid to late 00s surge during Bush's last term.

[Anonymous No.22914655]

>>22913782
do you need to be able to code to be an infra boi?