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22900075 No.22900075 [Reply] [Original]

>send irs 3 binders full or trade logs from 10 different offshore exchanges including uniswap
>declare heavy losses
>pay no taxes
>mfw actually made monstrous gains

>> No.22900118
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>> No.22900146

>>22900075
Ugh..yeah bud sounds like a marvelous idea!

>> No.22900226

>make YUGE gains in crypto
>cash out
>move to thailand/costa rica/macedonia/wherever
>keep all your money
>send your mom a postcard once in a while

>> No.22900243

Wait is this legit?

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>>22900075
*ahem*

>> No.22900553

>>22900075
it would take them years to make sense of my thousands of shitcoin transactions from a year. this is very doable. just play dumb and act like you filed wrong if they call you out

>> No.22900622

>>22900118
>tat'd white trash with fucked earlobes up front
>karen with the defense
>based black tax-priest on healing
>finance jew wizard in the back
This is the perfectly balanced team

>> No.22900702

>>22900553
>if they call you out
You mean when they call you out. They will eventually make sense of what’s going on and come after you

>> No.22900804

>>22900075
Imagine thinking they are that stupid.

Why not just be a good goyim and look into ARPA before Bella Protocol gets huge? Then you could maybe just live off staking.

>> No.22900897

>>22900702
You retards really overestimate the IRS
The dumbfucks looking through your shit can barely do their job normally and have never even heard of crypto other than bitcoin. The chances of anyone at the IRS actually being able to discern anything from your trade logs is fucking nil. Anyone who denies this has no idea how fucking retarded the bureaucrats working for our country actually are
t. used to work government job and will never ever pay taxes on my shitcoins

>> No.22901046

>>22900897
Coinbase will help them