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22894799 No.22894799 [Reply] [Original]

You know what time it is? It's fren time. I love you frens come on in and tell us some stories. Are you doing okay? Did you make some gains today? Always remember that your true gains will be the frens you make along the way. You can never lose those gains.

>> No.22894943

i always think about jerking of a frog fren

>> No.22894951

Fuck off hippy

>> No.22895262

Sounds like you need to buy some $FAG

>> No.22895388
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>>22894799
I have crunched the numbers and it just doesn't add up my fren

>> No.22895597

>guy i met on grindr a while ago texts me "hey dude can i come over im fucking horny"
>oh-fuck-holy-shit.log
>"whoa, hey. yea give me 1 hour"
>dick fucking rock hard in my pants
>put on 3 deepthroat compilations at once and crank the volume. *glerk gerk glerk mmmm aaughhh glerk glerk glerk*
>pull out the jelly dildo, tilt my head back and deepthroat it *glerk glerk glerk glerk*
>dick leaking precum down my leg, still in my pants
>im so horny that im shaking. fuck its only been 6 mintues
>text him "do you want to come over sooner? my dick is going to explode haha"
>ffw 20 minutes i don't think its physically healthy to be this turned on
>*knock knock knock* i can feel my erection in my stomach
>"hey hows it going?" invite him to sit
>kneel in front of him and rub the front of his pants. feel him get hard
>as soon as his pants come off, his dick is buried in my throat.
>on each pump i come up far enough for a tiny sip of air, and then take him all the way down to his balls
>consistent rhythm this time. ive gotten better at this i think
>grabs my head and shoves me all the way down and cums
>gagging and choking like crazy, but trying to stay limp for him while he cums. insane feeling
>catching my breath, face covered in snot, i thank him on his way out
>wait 35 seconds in case he forgot something
>jerk off, nut so hard it almost hurts
>jerk off again
>watch deepthroat porn and jerk off one more time
>text the guy later "dude do you hold chainlink?"