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Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:34:12 2020 No.22893683 [Reply] [Original]

Hi, my name is Sergey and I am going to talk to you about smart contracts. Please take a seat. There are refreshments in the back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:35:10 2020 No.22893715 File: 48 KB, 1280x720, 4035DBBA-FFFD-4C99-8B72-60988823ED5B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now first things first. Has anyone heard of a smart contract before? Please, yes you in the back. Tell us what you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:37:18 2020 No.22893784 >>22893715 it’s like a contract but it’s smart so I don’t have to be

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:37:20 2020 No.22893785 File: 276 KB, 1080x1524, 766130DA-32B5-4FDB-A195-D75C91136FB8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22893715 Well, they solve the lambo problem, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:37:39 2020 No.22893796 >>22893715 They use computers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:38:56 2020 No.22893823 >>22893715 They solve the big mac problem?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:39:13 2020 No.22893831 >>22893715 WHEN WILL YOU PUMP THIS SHIT TO ONE THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS MISTER SERGEY??? ALSO NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT A SMART WOMBAT IS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:40:20 2020 No.22893855 >>22893715 I know what it is, but do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:41:45 2020 No.22893885 Why did you lie about staking coming out in2020, the SWIFT integration, the ORACLE integration, the GOOGLE integration, etc etc? Also, ow do you feel about BAND making you irrelevant?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:42:59 2020 No.22893922 If your slide package is what I think it is, go to slide 11 bottom left for the answer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:43:50 2020 No.22893941 >>22893715 HI. IM MATT. I JUS-JUST WANTED TO KNOW. UM. UH. WHAT DO YOU THINK- WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON. UH. ON ORAGLES

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:46:22 2020 No.22894008 >>22893715 Automated tokenized poo poo pee pee

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:46:46 2020 No.22894021 Go and fuck yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:47:48 2020 No.22894038 >>22893715 you tell me nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:48:57 2020 No.22894077 >>22893683 >entire crowd swarms toward the snacks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:49:42 2020 No.22894106 Sir Gay, please make number go up

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:50:57 2020 No.22894133 File: 203 KB, 431x441, 1584319057034.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22893715 gawd protocol mr. sergoi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:55:17 2020 No.22894248 File: 8 KB, 251x201, 1571500294347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22893715 >raises his hand: "It makes the world a better place?"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:01:58 2020 No.22894402 >>22893715 its a tamperproof digital agreement that will execute when the agreed upon parameters are met. interestingly, 'smart contracts' are not that smart without access to external information, for which 90% of smart contracts need

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:03:55 2020 No.22894441 File: 231 KB, 860x628, what.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22894402 Shut up nerd

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:07:22 2020 No.22894530 >>22894402 GAY

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:09:09 2020 No.22894567
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Wow. Really great input. You are all on the right track. Before I get too in depth with the intricacies of smart contracts I want to know who has read our Chainlink white paper? Hmmm, a lot less hands up this time. Haahaa well ok. Sure, yes, the gentleman in the back near the refreshments, go ahead and give us a rundown of what Chainlink will accomplish

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:22:14 2020 No.22894843 >>22894567 When multiple men have anal sex with each other in a chain that's called a chainlink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:25:09 2020 No.22894925 File: 30 KB, 600x600, 1509887326220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22894567 This presentation is so boring!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:27:10 2020 No.22894970 >>22894567 Imposter Sergey. The real Sergey would know the difference between "less" and "fewer", and the proper time to use each one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:28:57 2020 No.22895008 >>22894567 uhhh chain.... link? Im here for the UNI conference Im out of here nigga!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:36:51 2020 No.22895211 >>22894970 He understands that the weight of your opinion depends on the mass of your hands. What handlets have to say doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:38:12 2020 No.22895241 >>22894567 Chainlink will solve the neet problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:41:24 2020 No.22895312 >>22894925 it would be more interesting if you sat on my face nico

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:41:29 2020 No.22895314 File: 70 KB, 680x378, 1580047493367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22895241 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:45:39 2020 No.22895378 >>22894843 This literally made me sell

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