Anyone else hate anal?

[Anonymous No.22854529]

Maybe because I'm a germaphobe, but I hate anything to do with anal. Even if a cute girl sticks a brush up her ass, as soon as the same brush goes in her pussy or mouth, I have to edit or just skip that part. Even in life, I had a girlfriend who asked about it, but I wanted no part. Yes, I tried once, then got in the shower midway through sex.

The bacteria and what it can do to a girl like a yeast infection, it's just gross. Girls are even trained to wipe front to back to avoid contamination of the vulva area.

Anyway, I'm sure many of you will want to tell me how great it is, or why they like it but I'm really just asking if there are any other people here that are turned off by it.

[Anonymous No.22854559]

>>22854529
B-Brush?

[Anonymous No.22854619]

>>22854559
I’ve seen a girl use a pen before. I don’t have an issue with germs but the thought of sticking some foreign object up your holes makes me squeamish

[Anonymous No.22854621]

Anal is a meme lol people don't actually do that, hell they don't even have sex for 3 hours straight like they show in the movies and most man don't lust for sex after doing it for like a year life is actually meaningless
I should know cause I am 30 year old kissless virgin

[Anonymous No.22854629]

>>22854529
I also hate it. Hurts like hell, made me cry one time when bf went all in “mistaking” the hole. Hope he never wants to try again because I’m probably never going to be up for it again

[Anonymous No.22854632]

>>22854621
based

[Anonymous No.22854635]

>>22854621
>I should know cause I am 30 year old kissless virgin
Thanks for the advice, party on.

[Anonymous No.22854636]

>>22854529
only fags and niggers like anal
god was a retard for creating us with assholes like what the fuck what a stupid fucking design
>but what about shitting in the street
fuck off pajeet, god could have made a universe where shitting wasn't necessary

[Anonymous No.22854640]

>>22854529
>business and finance

[Anonymous No.22854643]

>>22854621
> people don't really do anal
So I can ask my wife to stop cuz my ass is starting to really hurt? :(

[Anonymous No.22854653]

>>22854629
You were sodomized. Poor girl.

[Anonymous No.22854660]

>>22854529
I love refreshing the catalog and seeing posts like this

[Anonymous No.22854715]

>>22854653
oral sex is also sodomy

[Anonymous No.22854729]

>>22854635
Sir if the time finds you well, I did like to tell you that I am on a chastity probation and what you posted has effectively introduced wetness into my undergarments. I am severely disappoint at this moment because I has broked my 1 day streak.

I will, using my uniswap monies from my 100 wallets, take you to Kleros court for this artifact of prepubescent indecency. My lawyer will be arrived shortly.

[Anonymous No.22854746]

>>22854529
I used to like it. But one time there was a bad smell. Now I no longer like it unless I'm extremely horny

[Anonymous No.22854761]

>>22854746
Imagine your pp getting stinky poops all over Ewwww

[Anonymous No.22854762]

>>22854636
shitting and urinating in public was a way given by the OGs to ancient rich pajeets so they can humble themselves and kill the ego and enlighten themself to the greater truth but somehow people didn't loose ego doing this kek

[Anonymous No.22854786]

You read any ancient scriptures, they all say about killing the ego to jump into the 4th dimension

[Anonymous No.22854804]

>>22854529
There is no functional purpose to anal, and it's biologically backwards.
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.22854826]

i really wanted to do anal and then finally m gf let me and then i got soft while doing it. it's kinda gross and also i felt bad for my gf
i miss her bros

[Anonymous No.22854870]

>>22854529
I enjoy the feeling and ass to pussy sex is the most amazing sex I've ever had. You can cum in their ass without worrying about babies. I do really just hate the smell though. There isn't a pleasant smelling anal cavity in the world even after enemas and cleaning which can take forever.

[Anonymous No.22854926]

>>22854529
JANNNNIIEESSSSS
CLEAN THIS SHIT POSR UPPPPP

[Anonymous No.22854957]

>>22854529
>I have to edit or just skip that part
Why are you watching porn? Stay away it's not good for your brain. This is /biz we are enlightened here because none of us watch porn.

[Anonymous No.22854968]

You have to prep for it right, there are tips on /d/. If I'm gonna be having sex I watch what I eat and take phylum husk. Traps have a p spot for a reason otherwise God wouldn't have wanted us to exist.

[Anonymous No.22854974]

>>22854804
Never forget, the jews did this to us. Never fucking forget.

[Anonymous No.22854978]

>>22854529
/BIZ/ - 2020 ANAL DEPRESSION

[Anonymous No.22855021]

>>22854968
That spot is for extra sensation for the urgency in the need to defecate. God really had no idea. It's why he has forgotten us, we're hopeless and disgusting. God is ashamed and he ought to just start another flood.

[Anonymous No.22855038]

>>22855021
WTF THAT ID? GOD why? Why did you do this to me?

[Anonymous No.22855087]

>>22855038
hah u gay

[Anonymous No.22855120]

>>22854529
yeah I'm in the same boat, kinda gross

[Anonymous No.22855140]

>>22854621
Read
>>22854529
This is true. Anal is a meme forced by porn. It developed as a sexual practice as a way to gain birth control and sometimes to not harm virginity. It's actually quite stinky to perform, if you are subhuman enough to look over this fact, as a man one could enjoy it. Joy for most women is actually very limited. This is kind of logical as nature simply intended to use the other hole.

[Anonymous No.22855161]

My gf asshole was gold. Don't favour but don't don't either.
I hate scat so you may take that into consideration.

[Anonymous No.22855224]

>>22854529
Yes. I like to watch anal porn. But I don’t like it in real life.

[Anonymous No.22855232]

I'm a fan of it. My penis is self cleaning, either the next time I shower or she blows me. It feels better and it makes me love her more somehow knowing she would do something she doesn't like just because I want her to. It's very intimate, I can't explain it well but it makes me feel so close to her.

[Anonymous No.22855237]

>>22855038
rip

[Anonymous No.22855238]

Insane insertions in ass as well as prolapsed assholes are not only beyond gross but outright lunatic.

[Anonymous No.22855265]

>>22854529
You don't really need to be a germophobe to not want to stick your dick in the shitter. It's fucking disgusting, guaranteed to leave fecal matter on your dick no matter how much she tries to clean.

[Anonymous No.22855268]

We should be allowed threads like this, a few per day.
Constant numbers sends you crazy. Its nice to break it up with a little guy talk.

[Anonymous No.22855296]

>>22854621
I had a gf that wanted anal and I have a girthy dick. Did it twice and it was messy both times. I came but yeah, had to shower right after cause shit on my dick. My interest in anal is pretty much the same. Gross but if you want it, ok I guess.

[Anonymous No.22855333]

The anus is not a sexual organ

[Anonymous No.22855344]

Very cool to eat ass and get your ass eaten.
I love to be fucked in the ass, but I found that fucking an ass is kinda boring.

t.heterosexual dude

[Anonymous No.22855421]

>>22855333
trips of truth

[Anonymous No.22855489]

My ex came super fast from anal, and it's cool feeling your own dick with your fingers in her vagoo whilst you're fucking her ass.

[Anonymous No.22855505]

I became addicted to anal porn, it's all I'd ever watch. Then I tried it IRL and it smelled poopy. I didn't really like it at all.

That's the difference, with porn you're missing the olfactory sensation that would normally gross you out.

[Anonymous No.22855510]

>>22855344
>i got ass fucked but im straight

[Anonymous No.22855521]

>>22855510
It's bait

[Anonymous No.22855554]

>>22855238
Is it a good time to become a pelvic floor therapist? Hows the pay I wonder

[Anonymous No.22855583]

>>22855087
Either that or Gays Rot in hell. What are the odds on an anal thread? I mean god is speaking to one of us here at least

[Anonymous No.22855588]

>>22854529
I tried anal with my wife once. Did it for a couple minutes and then stopped because it just felt weird. I prefer mouth and pussy for sure.

[Anonymous No.22855609]

>jerk off to anal all the time
>tfw never done it

feel like just getting a hooker and getting it out of my system

[Anonymous No.22855620]

I put 4 of my 5 fingers knuckle deep into my girlfriend's asshole while I was going down on her this evening

[Anonymous No.22855748]

>>22855333
I've made women cum from anal.

[Anonymous No.22855758]

>>22855510
>>22855521
No it's not. Why should prostate stimulation be gatekept for gays?

[Anonymous No.22855822]

Since we're on the topic, anyone else struggling with erectile dysfunction whenever they wear a condom?
It's really crippling me, idk what it is about these things but it takes all my mental energy to keep my dick from going to sleep whenever I wear one

[Anonymous No.22855825]

>>22855583
all you poopdick niggers never heard of flushing out with a fucking garden hose. and a barrel of lube?
fucking poop is disgusting..
bunch of retards going for the poop dick route..
ngmi.

[Anonymous No.22855827]

>>22855758
Idk. I'm straight and my gf wanted to try butt stuff. She got a butt vibrator and I gotta say it wasn't really doing anything for me. Maybe I'm just massaging it wrong.

[Anonymous No.22855869]

>>22855822
I don't use condoms for that reason. I always go raw. I've been doing it on a daily basis for years. I'm a master at delaying ejaculation so I don't have a problem. Your partner could go on the pill.

[Anonymous No.22855879]

>>22855825
If you don't have the courage to put your dick in poop you'll never gonna make it you little whimp

[Anonymous No.22855897]

>>22855827
Done it with three women. Two of them suggested it and they absolutely loved it. The third wanted to try freaky stuff so I suggested it and she wasn’t a fan. Is it gross? More gross than a pussy that’s for sure but when they are gaggin for a cock in their ass who am I to say no?

[Anonymous No.22855961]

>>22854529
Ass to mouth is disgusting and unhealthy and not sexual in any way unless you have a deformed striatum. Same as eating raw chicken.
Anal sex itself you either like it or not. No problem disliking it.

[Anonymous No.22856137]

The idea of anal is always hotter than the real life experience due to the logistics involved.
Fun to do every now and then to establish dominance and keep them on their toes, but if you must plunder you lady's poop chute then stick to fingers and toys - you'll both have more fun.

Now having your dick in her vag while she has a vibrator up her ass...THAT'S a lot of fun.

[Anonymous No.22856199]

>>22855869
Birth control will fuck up your woman’s hormones, change her personality due to inability to process oxytocin properly and cause permanent damage to her hypothalamus. Never let a woman you care about use it..

[Anonymous No.22856235]

>>22854529
THIS

when i started watching porn, i thought that anal was super hot.

then i tried it myself. wont do that again

[Anonymous No.22856569]

A true Tarzan doesn't do anal!
Tarzan is the best!

[Anonymous No.22856584]

>>22854529
Thank you for this really relevant /biz/ related post, faggot

[Anonymous No.22856680]

>>22856199
this, one of my aunts permenantly couldnt have children from using the pill

[Anonymous No.22856887]

>>22854529
was always disgusted by it. never understood the fascination. thought it was just a 9gag meme when i was younger. why would you even do it? the vagina is literally designed for fucking and is far superior

[Anonymous No.22857114]

>>22855038
Gays rot in hell fgt