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How do I profit off the unprecedented times we are living in?

>> No.22854140

>>22854122
Be black (or Jewish) and vote for Trump.

MAGA 500

>> No.22854145

>>22854122
checked

bet on Trump
bet on LINK
bet on Christ

>> No.22854211

What’s the point in profit if all it does is give you more society-credit-points to participate in a society that went to shit?

>> No.22854218

>>22854122
by getting into cellardoor.finance

>> No.22854220

>>22854140
holy based
fpbp

>> No.22854227

Literally just buy link

>> No.22854238

Buy CORE right now. Literally a golden ticket just printed out today and on sale.

>> No.22854266

Be a bear

>> No.22854394

Think about the new opportunities these strange times bring. For example, spittoon manufacturers are doing very poorly. And what are spittoons made out of? Elemental adamantium. Who profits when adamantium is cheap? Alkali transigen.

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>> No.22854811

People are actually stupid enough to believe an imaginary virus is pandemic and like super duper dangerous. Sell vitamins, masks, and antibacterial fingernail polish. Don't matter that viruses are not bacteria. Virus believels can't tell the difference.