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my instagram page hit 30k today am very happy
dont have anyone to celebrate with so here I am
what should I post as a 30k special anons?

>> No.22829264

What kind of Instagram account?

>> No.22829271

>>22829250
how do you into instagram pages? Is it a worthwhile business endeavour?

>> No.22829282

>>22829250
That image is pretty sad, makes me wonder why I come here where I know I get bad financial advice.

>> No.22829285

>>22829250
post ass ofc

>> No.22829297

>>22829250
And the irony here is, 30k followers, no one to share that happiness with.

I'm sorry, anon. The image is more telling now.

>> No.22829314

>>22829271
>>22829264

Idk i make $50-$150 per month off it, its a meme page

>> No.22829331

>>22829297
I mean its better than 0 followers and nobody to share the happiness with.

>> No.22829338

>>22829314
You can't even put 1+1 together and buy some shitty product, drugs, fashion, meme shirts and offer a discount/special and fulfill yourself?

Fuck anon, don't you want to try to make some money?

>> No.22829351

>>22829314
congratulations anon.
what kinda memes do you post?

>> No.22829364

>>22829338
I dont like doing cheap and quick schemes, I have plenty long term projects, if even one is successful ill be comfy for the rest of my life

>> No.22829406

>>22829364
How is $50-150 a month not cheap?

Anon, you have the right idea and you like doing the shitwork. WE call that CRUD.

IT's shit, it isn't valuable. The valuable part is the engagement and reach. You need to get product placement, you need bitches to post unique stuff for you and you need to shill.

Fuck, shill crypto, make your own token, host it on uniswap, call it Bitconnect 3.0, or Instagram coin.

Sell it, give some away, promise it to the big stars, it's all free and means nothing.

Then you can laugh your way as idiots trust you, look up to you and you can make fake accounts and shill one another.

Then offer token redemptions for shit, and just keep the tokens w/ zero fulfilment lol.

I don't know anon, you have so much reach, but you have no goal.

And that's sad.

>> No.22829437

>>22829282
>>22829297
god you are such a massive faggot
go start a blog and document killing yourself

>> No.22829443

>>22829406
I dont like doing cheap schemes, that 50-150 I make cause people pay me to post certain memes so idc

scamming people with a crypto scheme like that would hurt my rep and potentially get me deleted.

>> No.22829517

>>22829437
>>22829443
Anon, it's instagram, who cares. Have fun, the secret is knowing how you got that reach, and how quickly you can reproduce it.

If you're just going to do that much work, for $100~150 a month.

Why bother?

Of course this is assuming you're a first world tard, if that amount of money is all you seek, then have fun.

>> No.22829528

>>22829443
how much time do you spend posting memes, how many do you post?
what is your motivation to post often enough that you have 30k followers?

>> No.22829579

>>22829528
I post 1-3 times a day, takes me like 30 mins to find memes to post. If I am making OC, it takes a couple hours

>>22829517
took me a year to hit 30k, also a scheme like that would definitely get me alot of unfollows. If I get more than ~100 unfollows in a day, instagram algorithm rapes my growth and reach for atleast 6 weeks. itll show my posts to only like 10% of my audience instead. itd be alot easier for me to just wait for a company or some gay rapper to collab with me for promos and Ill start making alot more then

>> No.22829619

>>22829579
Post your @ , I’ll follow if it’s funny

>> No.22829626

>>22829619
Dont do it anon

>> No.22829631
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22829631

>>22829250
>my instagram page hit 30k today
>dont have anyone to celebrate with

>> No.22829643

>>22829626
?

>> No.22829653

>>22829626
never posting my @ in here lmao im not retarded.

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22829659

>>22829351
Xsn memes :D

>> No.22829688

>>22829653
where do you get your memes from?

>> No.22829691

>>22829653
Gratz anon :DD

>> No.22829756

>>22829688
discord servers, sometimes 4chan, someone sent me a mega file with a ton of memes that I steal from, sometime from other meme pages

>> No.22829933

>>22829653
Good idea

>> No.22830035

You have to be a special kind of loser to own a meme page. It's not surprising that you have no friends.

>> No.22830122

>>22829314
how tf do you make money from an insta page without selling stuff?

>> No.22830146

>>22829653
what's the worst that would happen - a bunch of autists meme your comment section for a day and then get bored?

>> No.22830179

>>22830122
people pay me to post/repost their memes

>>22830146
my normie ish audience finds out I browse le scary hacker website or some fagg in here tries doxxing me

>> No.22830190

>>22829756
fascinating... trannies... I did not expect that

>> No.22830515

>>22830179
did people reach out to you with that offer after you had a significant following.

and yeah, good point

>> No.22830536

>>22830515
people been paying me to post their memes since ~5k, although at first theyd only pay like $2-$5 and it was rare

>> No.22830557

>>22829756
Here have a billion memes
https://imgur.com/a/GnW0DmO?

>> No.22830682

>>22830557
thank u

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>>22830557
kek