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DeFi made the news!

All in on YFV motherfucker!

>> No.22820919

cheapest of those 4 is gonna pump, I'm swapping my LINK for YFV right now

>> No.22820982

>>22820840
Wtf is this real

>> No.22820991

>>22820840
sell!

>> No.22820996
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Pamp it!!!!
Also Fuck TQT

>> No.22821027

>>22820996
>no benis
dropped

>> No.22821126

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the news fragment of tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did YFV appear on the news? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is getting to know DeFi. I have a future to believe in. I want YFV to get me more tendies. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I wanted to accumulate more. This is so fucked.

>> No.22821156

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.22821199

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.22821224

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22821267

>>22820840
Just wait until launcher.finance goes live and the YF craze goes absolutely bonkers. Worse than the current situation. I’m actually afraid it’ll crash the market.

>> No.22821320

>>22821267
oh fuck off

>> No.22821479

does anyone have a video recording of the segment in this pic?

>> No.22821539

>>22820996
I was visiting Antwerp to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw TQT, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of €10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of moderating VALUE discord and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into VALUE and he should be proud.
"I don't give two fucks about VALUE, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. TQT pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about VALUE?"
He picked up his bottle of champagne on the floor, pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured champagne all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.

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>>22821539

>> No.22821669

>>22820840
OMG it's true. All the money flowing to the most undervalued, yet light years ahead of competition DeFi protocol could pump this to at least bil MC. Pack it up boys, we're flying.

>> No.22821709

>>22821539
*surrounded by men

>> No.22821767

>>22820840
Why are there pennies in the background? Are they implying these are shitcoins. I trust big black cock news, IM SELLING NOW.

>> No.22821772
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Also shout out to YFV's new logo, as soon as everyone votes to turn YFV into Value we will moon!

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>> No.22822423
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Grecko bagholder has decided to take things into his own hands, holy mother of based.

>> No.22822472
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MEWN IMMANINT

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hey faggots is this real?