/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.22813452]

How do you cope with the fact that you’re past 20 and still a virgin?

[Anonymous No.22813488]

I literally dgaf. Just let me become a multi-millionaire already. Fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.22813673]

>>22813452
By being past 30 and married.

[Anonymous No.22813687]

>>22813673
So no sex then

[Anonymous No.22813691]

>>22813452
I'm not, feels good man

[Anonymous No.22813702]

That's a man

[Anonymous No.22813706]

>>22813452
its overrated

[Anonymous No.22813722]

>>22813452
Do hookers count?

[Anonymous No.22813734]

>>22813452
kek I'll be getting laid tomorrow loser

[Anonymous No.22813751]

>>22813452
Masturbation.

[Anonymous No.22813763]

>>22813452
you missed, loser

[Anonymous No.22813788]

>>22813452
By consooming media and fast food!

[Anonymous No.22813791]

>>22813452
I'm not a virgin, but i was until 21. Looking back it shouldn't bother you at all. It stressed me at that age, although there are so many virgins around you wouldn't believe. Afterwards it didn't bother me at all, was also very successful with women in my 20s and 30s.
T. good looking but formerly shy anon.

[Anonymous No.22813792]

>>22813452
Its really not that bad desu senpai
>dont have to worry about STDs or pregnancy scares
>dont have to pay for condoms
>dont have to pay for a roastie (for dates, food, gifts etc.)
>dont have to worry about getting cucked
>dont have to deal with womans shittests
>all the money I earn goes to myself
>dont need to worry a roastie steals from me
>no roastie constantly berating me or nagging
and if I need to cum I just stick my dick in a quality Japanese Onahole and watch some Porn, get the cum out of the system and with newfound post nut clarity continue to make money.

so in some way, not having to deal with a roastie things and sex really improved my Life, I'm 28 and I already made it. I doubt I would have ever achieved this if I had to deal with all the things I listed.

[Anonymous No.22813806]

>>22813452
Fuck you I wasn't past 20 just a couple weeks ago why attack me like this you filthy kike?

[Anonymous No.22813818]

>>22813452
Gf woke me up on her way to work and said she wanted me to put it in her ass when she gets home. Staying comfy until then

[Anonymous No.22813842]

26 yo not so ugly virgin here AMA

[Anonymous No.22813854]

wtf did you guys do in highschool lol? literally just dont be an autistic faggot and you get laid

[Anonymous No.22813863]

That I'm engaged and will be having secks soon(tm)

[Anonymous No.22813884]

>>22813488
/thread

[Anonymous No.22813892]

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.22813905]

>>22813854
Normalnigger

[Anonymous No.22813904]

>>22813854
>dont be an autistic

[Anonymous No.22813916]

>>22813806
Happy birthdai now kys its all ogre :)

[Anonymous No.22813919]

>>22813791
Same here man, lost it at 21 after being a beta in highschool/college got a lil /fit and chad during early 20's

[Anonymous No.22813923]

Women are the worst investment of your time and money. The moment she sees someone better, she jumps ship.

Add to that that they never really contribute anything besides their holes and nagging. Not worth it imo. Get a sex doll, VR and invest

[Anonymous No.22813932]

>>22813854
the problem is that i was an autistic faggot

[Anonymous No.22813934]

I'm going to be that anon, sauce?

[Anonymous No.22813945]

>>22813916
It really is, why the fuck are we born just to slowly wither for 60 years after we finally reach """maturity"""?

[Anonymous No.22813946]

>>22813854
I had chances man but I was always too scared. I’ve seen literal low iq retards “hey shawty” their way into pussy.

[Anonymous No.22813947]

>>22813854
>wtf did you guys do in highschool lol?
Get drunk and play vidya. Same during uni - party at dorms. I feel like I've fucked up big time.

[Anonymous No.22813977]

>>22813791
>>22813919
This is good to hear, I feel like killing myself most of the time but things are looking up. Especially financially

[Anonymous No.22814016]

>>22813923
But I have to continue my line.

[Anonymous No.22814046]

>>22813452
Why would care. Go to a prostitute in south america. Sex and a holiday, great experience.

[Anonymous No.22814084]

I had sex at 13 like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.22814086]

>>22813854
This bitch let me feel her up and stick my tongue in her mouth, but she made up some bullshit about being raped (not me) so she told me she wasnt really into sex. So I ghosted her and she blew up my phone for 6 months straight, havent bothered since.

[Anonymous No.22814104]

>>22813452
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

[Anonymous No.22814103]

>>22813854
Buy crypto.
t. 20yo with 21 000 LINKs

[Anonymous No.22814131]

>>22813854
>dont be an autistic faggot
Sorry I spent my high school years on 4chan, fuck off normalfag.

[Anonymous No.22814138]

>>22813452
It gets easier once you just give up and accept that you're never getting any pussy
Ever

[Anonymous No.22814177]

>>22814138
What if I go to the gym?

[Anonymous No.22814181]

I was in a relationship from ages 18-22 with a girl which recently ended, and in these past couple of months of being single I have saved more fucking money then I did in those entire 4 years. Get fucking rich first bros before you bother with females, first you get the money, then you get the power, and THEN you get the women.

[Anonymous No.22814195]

>>22813452
Virginity doesn't matter, fucked a bitch for four years as a teenager. It's more like "how do I cope with the destruction of the traditional family unit and modern female liberation due to women's suffrage and the subsequent degradation of morality when women were exposed to social media with no consequences for their actions"

And the answer to that is I don't cope, society is fucked, and we'll all die miserable.

[Anonymous No.22814202]

>>22814016
Surrogacy my man. Besides that, become rich off investments so you can afford artificial wombs in 10-15 yrs. If you're rich you can probably even have 100 kids without a mother. Then only hire your children to run your businesses.

[Anonymous No.22814228]

>>22814177
Cope. Women will never respect you and there's always a bigger richer chad. She is NOT yours. Safer to pay for escorts/whores or get a quality 3k sex doll (GYNOID)

[Anonymous No.22814240]

>>22814195
How is it possible that literally any other century had it better but we live in a time where there is no place safe from the rotschilds

[Anonymous No.22814254]

>>22814177
I am /fit/ for 7 years now, lift and eat better than anyone around me. And I never even kissed a girl.

Lifting doesn't magically make you great at social interactions. It is great though I would recommend it

[Anonymous No.22814268]

>>22814177
get a personality too, that will help more

[Anonymous No.22814292]

>>22814228
What if work hard and get money and have fancy clothes and a nice car(like a Tesla) and do 1/2/3/4 and I pray to god and I read the Greeks and I learn a new language and I eat the right food and own a Pomeranian mixed with husky?

[Anonymous No.22814322]

>>22813452
dude how are all of you virgins. even ugly dudes can get chicks. go on redpill

[Anonymous No.22814331]

>>22814292
do it for yourself, not for a woman

[Anonymous No.22814348]

>>22813842
why are u gay?

[Anonymous No.22814350]

>>22814254
How tall are you?

[Anonymous No.22814370]

>>22813452
by furiously masturbating to all kinds of stuff doujins/hentai/porn/adult manhwa.

[Anonymous No.22814393]

>>22814292
you should already be doing that. be the best version of yourself you can be and women will follow.

[Anonymous No.22814396]

>>22814350
5'10 king of manlets

[Anonymous No.22814431]

I had sex with over 30 women by the time I was 20 by masquerading as different genres, hipster, athlete, skater, hippy, prep, whatever, it works like a fucking charm. 5'7 btw eat it faggots

[Anonymous No.22814445]

You stop caring after a while. I’m just focused on retiring early now.

[Anonymous No.22814458]

>>22814431
kek fucking manlet

[Anonymous No.22814479]

>>22814292
I have a Tesla, fit as fuck and can do 1/2/3/4.
It does not fucking help my man. If you're white and tall, that enables you to travel to South East Asia and get easy pussy though. If you have those stats, sure you'll be fine even without lifting or even being rich.

The love is not real though. It's all just a measure of how much they can leech from you and the status they gain.

Since it's not real I recommend you to pursue actual love. People in VR have amazing personalities and are worth your time. Use VR Love to cope until sexdolls and AI become mature. Then get a designer baby with an artificial womb and your sexdoll waifu. Anything else is cope desu

Pic related, gynoid model 9 erina.

About 3k and pretty low in maintenance. (get removable vag for easy cleanup). The doll will pay for itself. Not having a GF, marrying or needing high status toys makes your life 10x easier.

I've tried everything out there and this is my only answer to current fuckery. Women are not right in the head and the state is against you.

[Anonymous No.22814497]

>losing your virginity
I bet you also don't buy high and sell low, what a loser

[Anonymous No.22814502]

>>22814458
you wouldn't believe the quality of women I've had even if I showed you

[Anonymous No.22814544]

>>22813452
I have some health problems which I still believe I will finally solve. Now I am 26 yo virgin and counter still goes.

[Anonymous No.22814554]

I can’t take this anymore, I wish I had a tribe or a village. And I grew up in it and grew up with the girl I’d eventually marry and had a good family surrounded by people who were also distantly related and every easy was social activities taking in nature and I could explore the unknown or stay home and master the land while rendering myself to the lord everyday and not mindlessly masturbate to disgusting sissy captions because nothing else gets me hard and now I’ve contracted the gay and have had impure thoughts about men and women always turn around to look at me when I’m behind them and walk faster because they can sense that I am some eldritch horror masked with subhuman skin that works at Amazon

[Anonymous No.22814577]

>>22814479
what is 1/2/3/4??
women are not right in the head, glad someone else is saying it, women nowadays seem absolutely fucked and brainwashed beyong belief

[Anonymous No.22814592]

>>22813452
Pretty goddamn good.
None of these thots is worth my attention.

[Anonymous No.22814608]

imagine the fumes

[Anonymous No.22814612]

>>22813673
literally worse

[Anonymous No.22814613]

>>22814431
same. 5'8. fuck 7's,8's etc. Women arent anything to get hung up on though. we're here for riches.

[Anonymous No.22814644]

>>22814479
kys anon

[Anonymous No.22814685]

What if I do what Theseus did and kidnap a young girl and raise her and have her mature into my Ideal woman?

[Anonymous No.22814693]

>>22814577
based

[Anonymous No.22814740]

>>22814577
yeah brainwashed into fucking dudes without commitment. spoken like a true virgin.

[Anonymous No.22814745]

>>22814577
>what is 1/2/3/4??
DYOR

[Anonymous No.22814758]

What’s stopping you from getting laid?
>I live at home with my parents
Okay, this is challenging (depending on house size and your parents). This is the toughest scenario, but still not hard.

Step one, go on dating apps like tinder and start talking to a match. This is easy, girls liked to be asked about themselves. Share a little about yourself. It gets easier to message someone and once you’ve got a base. This will be your attempt at getting a girlfriend.
Offer to meet her at a mall, to grab a Starbucks and walk around.
If it goes well, (it will) meet her again and again.
If she lives by herself, you’ve already been invited to her place. But let’s say she lives at home.
She trusts you after a few dates. Offer to get a hotel room (not a motel). $75-130. After having dinner with her. She’ll think it’s fun, and you too can spend as a couple hours together.

[Anonymous No.22814768]

>>22814745
That's fucking horrible OHP form.Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.22814795]

>>22814758
Don't you need atleast an instagram account or whatever in order for girls to check on Tinder?
I don't have a single picture of myself from the past 6-7 years that isn't a family photo

[Anonymous No.22814804]

>>22814479
I don’t want to give into materialism but let me ask you this. How does the doll feel? Is it truly worth it? Does it taste like silicone when you kiss it’s breasts and body? Is it flexible? Does repeatedly making love to it affect you badly mentally? And how are the VR storylines? Is it now on the level of most hentai games? Is it only hentai, can it be regular porn? And how is the Tesla?

[Anonymous No.22814813]

>>22813854
I had major self esteem issues, despite getting lots of hints i legit hated myself and didn't think they were real i thought they were all pranks.
anyway one day a girl who was way more upfront just asked me to fuck and I was 18.

I only get sex super infrequently now. had a short term girl at 19, had a one night stand at 20, spent the next 2 years in a dry spell because of autism. had sex again for one week at 22 and once at 23.

I've never regularly had sex with a girl. that's the worst part. I just want to have a girl, I'm so sick of waiting on bullshit opportunities.

[Anonymous No.22814826]

>>22814768
its fine form

[Anonymous No.22814836]

>>22814758
I have phimosis. And touching my penis head is like touching an organ. I once was getting head but the pain beat the pleasure and I ended up having to run out of her car and just run home.

[Anonymous No.22814843]

>>22814758
I dunno bro, most girls would find it skeevy if you offered to get a hotel room. Just take it to her place somehow

[Anonymous No.22814850]

>>22813854
<don't be autistic

come on bro, do you know where we are?

trump 2020 btw

[Anonymous No.22814882]

>>22814577
> 1/2/3/4
1 plate (20kg or 45lbs)
You put these plates on each side of the bar (which is also 20kg/45lbs)

1/2/3/4 means
> 1 plate of overhead press
> 2 plates of bench press
> 3 plates squat
> 4 plates deadlift

If you achieve that with good form, you're in pretty good shape senpai.

[Anonymous No.22814931]

>>22814554
Jesus Christ man just try to retire early. Being obsessed with still being a virgin isn’t healthy. I’m 26 and stopped caring years ago.

[Anonymous No.22814949]

>>22814882
honestly, 1/2/3/4 is just the start, 2/3/4/5 is real strength.

[Anonymous No.22815071]

>>22813452
I'm 21 and not a virgin, but I've literally only had buttsex. My first sexual experiences were at age 19 and with twinks because I watched too much tranny porn as a teenager and, while I'm physically attractive, I'm a little autistic and scared of interacting with women. Anyways I've fucked like 4 cute twinks multiple times over the last couple years and done sexual stuff with a couple others. Only fairly recently did I actually get a girlfriend (who is great, cute, sweet, and lovable). The only thing is that she's on anti anxiety meds that make vaginal sex extremely painful for her, so I literally had sex with her for the first time doing anal. I fucked her ass 4 times in one day, and she liked it quite a bit, despite it being her first time doing anal. I guess my skill with the same sex paid off in that respect, but I really want to put my bisexuality behind me and just have a normal gf that I fuck in the normal way. Just my luck that I end up with a girl that can only do anal for the time being. Oh well. It's a mixed bag.

[Anonymous No.22815145]

>>22814804
The doll feels very close to real skin and the higher quality ones have soft butts and nice tits.
100% worth it and pays for itself. Your brain has a certain hormone that it releases once it feels you're fucking an actual girl and making an emotional connection (eye-contact helps). This is called vasopressin. Really good for your mindset and well-being. Fapping does not give this.

Taste is different and can be changed. Give her like sweet lip balm, perfume. Dress her in your favourite lingerie, cosplay or just nude.

You can pose her in any kind of position. I don't recommend going for the sub 1000 dollar dolls. Their skeleton is more limited and can break more easily. You also have dolls with very loose joints if you're into that.

Using it is good for your mental health. Only negative is having to worry about people finding/using it. I recommend living alone and having a room you can lock to store her. A bath also makes cleaning etc easier.

VR depends on your preferences. I recommend going to VRChat and find some lewd friends. Humans are always better than random porn games with static avatars. Find a lewd VR Friend with full body.

If you like playing solo porn games, just position the girl in the same way your doll is positioned and you've got a nice waifu and doll combo. Only the most elite of coomers come this far though, but it's worth it.

Your lifestyle becomes much cheaper this way after the initial investment in a good gaming PC (save up for RTX 3080 and an i9 to be good). Get a valve index with full body. Total costs of PC + vr = max 5k for best possible cost-benefit.

The Tesla is the best car ever. I have also got full self-driving and it keeps getting better and better. On the highway you barely have to do anything. I don't normally drive without it. Car also saves your ass if someone is about to run into you. It swerves away, pays attention at all times and makes driving cost no energy. It's cheaper af too to drive over time

[Anonymous No.22815215]

>>22815071
Twinks/trans are easier to get laid with but in the back of your mind you want a cute girl without body/face hair or a manly voice. Your body punishes you every time you enjoy such sex.

You always pay with this. Find the best cost-benefit man. (get a doll)

[Anonymous No.22815230]

>>22813452
By being thankful that I don’t take value in sticking my dick in a gross roastie hole. I can just sence the stank from your pic. Makes me want to puke imagining it.

[Anonymous No.22815248]

>>22814745
why did this give me anxiety

[Anonymous No.22815268]

>>22815230
It’s belle

[Anonymous No.22815271]

>>22814202
this is the most based post i've seen on /biz/ in a long long time

[Anonymous No.22815311]

>>22815268
Lol...you do realise some people got an STD from her bathwater right?

[Anonymous No.22815329]

>>22813854
Maybe in the early 2000s and before. Zoomers and late millennials have a much harder time as women have become bigger and bigger hypergamous whores. The dating scene is completely fucking retarded in 2020

[Anonymous No.22815370]

>>22814612
Actually it's pretty comfy.

[Anonymous No.22815461]

>>22815215
Tbh a part of me still wants to fug a cute tranner, because I haven't had the chance to do that yet as there aren't many where I live. As for twinks having remnants of masculinity, those I've done stuff with haven't really been subject to that problem. They were all pretty damn feminine. My main problem now is that the girl I mentioned lives back home and I'm attending college a few hours away, so I've only seen her once since the semester started. I might end up breaking up with her, but I don't really want to risk it as I do like quite a bit, and if I end up going home because my school gets shut down due to covid, I'll be able to see her often again. Still, I am a bit tempted to break up with her and try dating people that actually live in the same town as I do.

As for living the Brave New World Chad TurboKōömer supreme lifestyle, that sounds a bit too soul crushingly hollow for my taste, and my portfolio is only like $13k rn (up from $2300 in May), so I wouldn't be able to fund it.